More than 1000 sexy alpha funny lines

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Concretely, what to say to a woman for seducing her? How to make a woman laugh the right way?


I have always liked to learn by observation, taking example from models who have class (in my opinion).


(Well, except when it comes to sex… in this area, I have always preferred the empirical method.)

So I’ve been watching sexy alpha males for a long time, people who are successful in movies and TV shows that I like. And I take notes. With hindsight, I see thanks to them that the girls always have a weakness for the same kind of character: the alpha cocky&funny as David de Angelo would say. This redundancy in the style of the charming characters allowed me to understand and imitate this kind of guys who succeed with women.


After having passed on my knowledge of the alpha body language to you (HOW TO SUBLIMATE YOUR BODY LANGUAGE), I now offer you another practical (as opposed to theoretical) ebook that talks about sexy-alpha-badboy-funny-exciting lines… They will only be more powerful since you have read my book on BL (body language): having the right attitude will make them more impactful!


Thanks to this ebook you will immerse yourself in a good state of mind to become even more alpha and sexy. You will acquire more repartee! In addition, I reveal my best openers as well as my best answers to the shit-tests!


You can of course use the lines as they are proposed in this book, however I advise you to always adapt them to your situations and context by changing words (you will see, it is very easy). Remember that your long-term goal is to be able to improvise your own lines based on your interaction!


Argument from Authority: Universally acclaimed PUA Neil Strauss, in his bestseller The Game, says he has memorized hundreds of macho-funny lines. It is therefore a necessary step for becoming a formidable seducer.

So, are you ready to improve your repartee? To always have something to say to make a woman laugh in a sexual way? To have class and understand how to create your own sexual replicas?


There are an infinite number of replicas but I have selected a representative panel for you here. I give explanations and advice when I deem it necessary. There are different types of sources, so you can find what best suits your style. They can be used IRL (in real life) or on the Internet or by text messages, or whatever…


Be careful though: some replicas could be dangerous. They require a lot of self-confidence and being congruent with your personality. I appeal to your critical spirit to make sense of things.


Last argument: this ebook is bilingual. So if you want to learn or improve your French it’s great! Some lines are better in English, others in French, others it’s the same.


I leave you with these words of PUA David De Angelo “Seduction is defined in the dictionary as the action of corrupting in particular to bring a woman to consent to relations outside marriage by triumphing over her scruples. In other words, seduction involves deceit, dishonesty, concealment of objectives. That’s not what interests me. The seduction I teach is about making you work on yourself, improving yourself to the point that women will be drawn to you like a magnet and want to be around you.”


In any case, you will have a good laugh! Moreover, do not forget that the game must remain a funny activity!

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