Author: Fabrice Julien PUA

I had sex with an estate agent

November 23th 2015,

Thursday, while I was serenely busy sending “hi, wanna fuck?” to a chick who had written in her Adopte description “no sex friends”… I received a notification telling me that a girl allowed me to talk to her. No messages. Profile without picture. I thought “one more stupid chick who did not upload any picture and who hopes that I answer but who would not answer to the profile of a man without picture”.

After a while, I still decided to write something very direct « no photo, beauty? » I do not give a fuck that’s all. If she is not happy too bad for her. Not giving a fuck is an art.

She replied that she did not want to upload any picture on the dating site in order to do not be recognized. Understand: she is an estate agent and would not want her clients to see her on the site. “No photo, no message, empty profile: you will have to make concessions if you want my services”. She sent me two pictures in the wake (dressed). She is actually kinda hot, and is 25 years old.

She added a not fake warning to her photos: “The photo date from 2014 but I have not really changed since that day… If you want to know my measurements, I am short 1m57 exactly but you know what I am blond, I have green eyes, 50kg, 49kg on the good days, I have no big tits but a 85B… standard… on the other hand, it “seems” that my butt is pleasant, even if it remains subjective…” I had asked nothing at all, me, and I got this, LOL !

I congratulated her « you know how to sell yourself anyway, I appreciate. Did a boy ever tell you no? » She did not answer for a while so I fed with a pretty provocative stuff « if you do not answer we will not go far 😉
– Sorry, I’m on horseback, one of my favorite activities… I liked your description that I read until the end, I found myself on many things… Particularly on the fact that we have only one life, people spend their time complicating everything while things are simple, it is enough to just know what you want and to start with not lying to yourself… If it does not bother you here’s my phone number, I’d rather like to talk on my phone than on my computer… » No, no, it does not bother me.

First text message : « Do you prefer to come and evaluate my apartment or have a visit? » She opted for the visit. “I’ll show it to you then, and I’ll finish with the bed.” I also slipped to her that I would gladly use her as a mount to see if she rides well or if all these years of training were useless. She replied “I will show you how well I ride on horseback”. Okay, Jolly Jumper!

I ended up inviting her on Sunday, so yesterday, for a tea and a nap. She was stressed and told me she did not know how to dress. I replied “do it simple! I will wear something easy to remove, come on, I’m waiting for my tea “.

She came, we drank and then I proposed to take a nap. She was dressed well, classy and everything… besides, she began to lie on the bed keeping her clothes. I asked her if she wanted to sleep in this outfit, she said “of course not
– You undress yourself or I undress you?
– as you wish. » So I undressed her and did the same on me.

We lied down under the duvet and we started to touch each other. It was pretty sexy as a situation. I fingered her/caressed and she shook me. I was actually staring at her breasts and ass, all three very firm. Then I took off her little shorty and went down to lick her. Her flat, muscular stomach and navel piercing motivated me. She enjoyed, first orgasm. She turned me over and sucked me. Very good blowjob. But I did not let her finish. I took the lead and I licked her again. Second orgasm. She sucked me and I came into her mouth. She’s half swallowed. We made a little hug… then I put her up on my mouth and I licked her but she burned her hand on the radiator against which she was stuck, I had not seen it. She lied down next to me and wanted to show me how she rides well. I like when they keep their promises.

She only had long relationships before me so had never fucked with a condom. It is very funny. So I was ridden and she enjoyed, AGAIN. Then she asked for a break because she could not take it anymore. She was trembling everywhere. Then missionary and hard doggy style. Then cuddle, chatting, showering together, chatting again and she’s gone. She had registered on Adopte last Monday… so in three days, she had found me. It’s so easy, for chicks, to have sex! Finally, she’s a nice company, she looks smart and likes animals so good for her.

Once at her place, I received « I came back well, I spent a very good afternoon, very good NAP
– thanks, me too ! I am now in my bed without the little blonde! It may be more relaxing.
– it will be much more relaxing for sure, no more temptation 🙂 »

This morning I woke up with aches everywhere and a broken glass at the foot of my bed. I think I was quite restless that night. The anguish, I think, because I had an anxiety attack during my breakfast. It had been a long time since I had not such a thing but it’s been a few days since I felt not very well so it’s not so surprizing, and then with the anxiogenic (because of the attacks) ambient climate… Since I started by a bleeding nose last Wednesday, then I had a Conjunctivitis for three days, then big stomach ache and finally I broke a second tooth.

Otherwise, more positive: Saturday evening, little pick up session with the LAIR. Nothing crazy, I still picked up a little blonde and I think she wanted to come and fuck at my place. Indeed, I talked to her about a 5 to 7 in the early morning and she asked me where I lived and she said she lived next door. I even have her address. She gave me her number so that we find ourselves at the end of the party and that we may come together because with my friends we went to another bar.

Except that I did not hear her message on time nor her call. I even went back to the first bar to see if she was still there… but no. Disappointment ! I sent her a message last night but she did not answer yet so I think she got cold feet in the meantime. She also had a lousy girlfriend so it surely influenced her.

Yet I think it was not much of a lie, or at least she was a little tempted, because when she asked my age, I said “listen, you will not use this as a pretext for not having orgasms tonight
– don’t worry” or she asked me “what are you looking for as a relationship?
– it’s a non-question, I do not overthink and I see where it leads
– me too.”

Last anecdote about Tinder: a girl warmed me for 3 days like “I want to suck you and everything” then when we had to meet up “sorry I went to the cinema”. Finally, she confessed to me that she got cold feet because she was a virgin and wanted to “have a lot of fun virtually before”. The idea did not seduce me even though she was hot. I’m sick and tired of the unwilling girls who do not assume anything and that make me waste my time while they could enjoy like crazy chicks !

Last anecdote about Adopte: I had a 38 year old women who had put 26 as an age. And she wants only tall men! She asked my size twenty times and I finally told her to go to Hell. Understand, she is 1m60 and so I eat her on her head… why pissing me off with my size? Is she complexed or what? In addition, it was she who had approached me first and told me that she was interested in the sex instructor I am. I’m sick and tired of those who reject their complexes on others (age and size, in her case).

To finish: I have got fat, +6 kg in total since I am in Lyon. So I got into the diet yesterday. I have no choice! The teacher is so hot that next to her I am complexed… Besides, I now fuck her without a condom. Life is too short for bothering with this shit!

So, may the God of the Game be with us!

November 16th 2015,

This morning I had a hard time getting up: I spit mucus like the thirsty of cyprin dragon that I am. It must be said that the weekend was agitated… and cold. In addition, with the LAIR of Lyon, we have the annoying habit of hanging out in the street around 4 o’clock in the morning.

Retrospective :

*Friday night, France beat Germany at football. It’s really that something was wrong. Afterwards, I saw the story of the terrorists attacks in Paris on TV, so I realized that something was really wrong. No, seriously, it sucks. It sucks, yes, but not to the point of putting a temporary profile picture with a blue-white-red filter on Facebook. Why do I think it’s shit to do this like all the sheep? Because it is a TEMPORARY picture of profile, precisely. That means what it means. In a few moments people will have forgotten and will vote again for a shitty president to whom I will reproach lies, a demagogic speech intended to sleep the sheep, the fact that he will talk to us like we’re dumbs, that he will have formed a government of fuckers, and to show a fake goodness when he hates us in fact.

*Saturday, the Pick-up podcast with Snipe is online (you can listen to it on Youtube). Then, in the evening, we went out at the Fuckland (the name is a fake) in a club in Lyon. THIS WAS EMPTY! People were afraid, people did not want to party, people made the terrorists win. But I do not think these suckers will attack again right away while everyone is on the alert. That would be stupid! In a few weeks, they will strike again when the flock returns to sleep. Pathetic trick: poor dudes used the excuse of the attacks to stop us from approachings. I was with black and Arab friends and there was a scandal because they found them “threatening in the current climate so they do not have to approach chicks in front of the club, blablabla”.

SHUT UP ! CAN YOU SEE MY FAT FINGER IN YOUR ASS, SUCKER ?

Well, I still kissed two chicks. In fact, there were balloons in this party and, with the Nice Giant we were next to a penguin floating in the air, only held by a thread. A girls came and asked us to give her the ball. The nice giant proposed her to kiss the penguin on the mouth (or rather on the beak). She did it: playful !!! Then he proposed her to kiss him, she said “it does not work like that” but he moved towards her and they kissed. She was hot, I was jealous.

They then tried to unleashed the ball but could not. I told her I would do it if she kissed me too. She said “no I’ve already kissed your buddy, wait, I’ll find a girlfriend.” So I kissed the friend. I plucked the thread that held the ball by forcing like a nag and the hottie smacked me. Understand who can, it was surely her instinct “sex-resource exchange” that turned her on! In short, we do not care.

The medal of the best opener of the evening returns to the nice giant: “I have already kissed 10 chicks tonight, would you like to be the 11th? LOL. It was a fake, of course… but it was funny. Well, the girl, it did not make her laugh… she even repeated it to the bouncer, outrageous. What made the scene even more comical.

I did not do much more at the party. And that’s a problem. In Aix, by going out regularly I still had 1 or 2 FC per month from NPU on average. There, in 2 months and a half in Lyon, I only got 1 fucklose in night… and some kisses. Sometimes I really was close to the FC, like when we brought the two sisters home, but no.

So, where does the problem come from? I think I fuck too much online. So I play the economy when I go out, I do not have the fangs. Or I developed an allergy to the cyprine of the bitches (those chicks are legion in these clubs).

*Sunday, Tinder date with a girl. I opened her and said, “We’re lucky! We said we like each other.” She accepted my frame. We chatted and then I warmed her with erotic texts. She also wrote some naughty things to me. And we agreed to a first appointment in the shower. We had said we’d take a shower together by undressing each other but we would not touch each other until the shower was over. Concept that I found fucking exciting! But I didn’t know if she would assume or get cold feet like 90% of the babes?

Well, she assumed! I went at her place at about 6pm yesterday. She had created a nice atmosphere with candles and everything. We spoke a few minutes, she devoured me with eyes. I liked her : tall enough, hot, pretty. We went to the shower and almost followed the plan.

I admired her beautiful underwear that put her wildly in value: they made me harder than a young high school girl determined to celebrate her degree. Except that once she was naked she could not handle it anymore and kissed me everywhere trying to jerk me by any means: she could not resist sexual tension. So, I fingered her + caressed her before the shower. For a long time… And she came. It was so good.

We finally took the shower: I knelt like a submissive boy before her and re-licked her. She re-enjoyed! Then she knelt before me and sucked me. But not until the end. She finally wanted to go to her room because otherwise who says hot water says huge bill.

Preliminaries again on her bed, me, I was still loaded. She came again then I penetrated her for 5 minutes (maybe less) and I had a good orgasm. I almost even overtook the hood. She asked for a time-out. She was all red, it was too hot. Me too, by the way!

She cooked me pasta, but while she was cooking she caught me and made me make a super-sporty position on the table in her kitchen. She was sitting on the edge of the table, me standing in front of her with a good angle of attack. She spread her legs well and stood backward with the strength of her arms. The penetration was crazy. She was soaked. I screwed her like crazy! And we enjoyed TOGETHER! It was beautiful, it was cute!

We ate (the pasta was overcooked) and then her roommate came home and I got out! She wanted me to go down the stairs while her friend was taking the elevator with a friend  : like with the shrink, we do not meet each other. She had to be afraid that I would fuck her too (or that it ends with a foursome).

In any case, she had her dose, final score: 4 orgasms. She even asked for a ceasefire at the end so I have broken her. She told me that I was the oldest guy she’d banged… she must be understood, she’s a little nurse of 20 years. She’s still young! She has a delicious ass, really cute breasts, a flat belly, beautiful hair that smell good, a very soft pussy and a mouth… I do not even talk about her mouth! I also have like her very original name. A clue : it’s the name of an island.

*I give you news of my project of orgy with the teacher: the couple that she had found to have sex with her got cold feet. The guy wanted two chicks for himself, but did not want to share his own girl. His girl wanted me and the teacher… but he does not care. I even suggested that women fuck together and that I do not touch his chick, just mine, and he said “it has no interest then.” Sucker, that his girl enjoys, he does not care… what a fucking selfish. After he said “sorry, but I’m not used to do not be the most open-minded in a conversation” … LOL! What a shit! It’s crazy because people often tend to think they are open-minded when they are not.

The teacher had also found a single woman for our threesome. But after having warmed us on FaceBook for two evenings, she told us that she had dropped out of Tinder because she was subitly not looking for “sex without string attached”. Ridiculous, especially that I saw her with my personal account on Tinder the day after she told us that. The chicks generally prefer to lie than to admit that they get cold feet… ahlala, appearances.

In short, I’ll have to search into my network to do it, this fucking threesome! I really want to make the teacher happy… I think I like her a little too much.

May the God of the Game be with me!

November 12th 2015,

I’m getting tired of being even more tired when I do not work than when I do work. And yet, when I’m working, I’m already at the end of my rope. Finally, my morale is going a little better since I have understood that I can easily find another firm at least as well as my current one.

Otherwise, back to seduction: yesterday afternoon, I received the visit of a naughty chick from Adopte. An 18-year-old, totally crazy. She is in a literacy preparation class in a boarding school, so she has few opportunities to get fucked. Yesterday was a public holiday, so we took advantage of it.

It was she who contacted me on Adopte and everything… then… all of a sudden, no more answer for several days. But I did not leave her in her comfort zone, I confronted her. I asked her to assume if she did not want to see me instead of just not answering. She was uncertain until the last minute.

I put a little pressure on her to decide: I told her that it is important to get out of her comfort zone to move forward in her life and everything (by the way, this is true). She was fucking stressed at the thought of having sex with a stranger, that’s why she did not answer anymore, actually. In addition, she did not sleep with many guys in her life (but she also banged two chicks which shows a kind of open-mindedness).

She is very insecure even if she is cute, and she has emotional problems… you see the kind of crazy chick ! I had to really reassure her (I alternated pressure and comfort) and she came anyway. We talked a little before fucking, of course. Especially she was so stressed that she spoke a lot and was a bit nasty. She did taunt me. As if unconsciously, she wanted to prevent my cock from entering her pussy… as if she wanted to spoil everything, when she really wanted to have sex with me, she told me. But I did not let myself be trapped.

Once in the bed, I had never seen anything like it before. I licked her pussy : she approached orgasm, but really (kind of hyper contracted sex and spasms, very wet like a tsunami, legs that tremble, etc…) until then everything was fine but, all of a sudde, she got up and began to cry. Yes, to cry.

I consoled her and we talked a little more. Then she undressed me and I fucked her. At that time, she detached from her body like NO EXPRESSION during the fuck. Seriously. I still selfishly finished. I think I felt during this fuck what a guy feels when he bangs a prostitute. She told me she loved it physically but emotionally, it’s with another guy that she’s in love blahblahblah. I don’t fucking care, if she comes to me it’s not to play the starfish, right?

It pisses me off to have to deal with such crazy persons. When you’re in such a situation, you’re enjoying the moment, whether you’re in love with another guy or not. Seriously, it’s useless to feel guilty, especially since the guy in question is not her boyfriend. Or at least enjoy and feel guilty after, otherwise it’s really not worth it. It’s just common sense. The chicks really have a gift to waste life when it comes to sex…

She is very stressed in her life, she has quite a lot of anxiety problems and everything. So, I confirm what I already said: all the girls are not good to fuck! In fact, I do not care, I do not regret. I know what I am worth when it comes to sex but a guy with a somewhat fragile confidence, there, she can break him. Serious, you fuck her and she looks elsewhere, what a lack of respect!

The funny thing (because yes there is still one) is that I was her first “old” man. I am 8 years older than her. Mouhahaha!

Other thing : I had told you that I had registered The Teacher on Tinder to find a girl for a threesome. Well, instead, she found a couple looking for a second girlfriend. A couple that really is trying for a long time to find someone.

She asked me if it would bother me if she would go there without me because the guy of the girl does not want to share her… but he wants play the pimp with 2 girls who would take care of him. Now, it is his girlfriend who is at the initiative of everything and is bisexual… Who does he think he is, seriously ?! The guy apparently worried that I would be a threat to him, about his bitch.

Me, it pisses me off that a guy has a chance of picking up the bet when it was me who made the Tinder profile of The Teacher and who opened his girl on the app. By the way, the other girl literally has LOVED my opener!

Understand that he did nothing to deserve that, this dude. It’s his girl who takes care of everything and he, he will would the jackpot? While my teacher does not find it handsome? She would tolerate it, just to fuck with her girlfriend… and I would be left out? Inadmissible! Knowing that she introduced me as her boyfriend, I think it’s a lack of respect to plot like that.

Especially since the other girl is a sex-bomb too! So, frankly, here… the only fact she thought to fuck her without me, it pisses me off. I can not stop her and she does not have to tell me, of course. I realize that my reaction is not rational but it’s like that and that’s it.

It’s as if I was looking for another guy to fuck The Teacher and I come across a guy in a couple looking for a second guy to realize his girlfriend’s fantasy. And it would be the other chick who would have our two cocks while I would leave the Prof aside. Seriously, I find it disrespectful to think so. Very selfish!

Frankly: either they fuck without the guys, or we make a foursome together… but here I feel downright sidelined and I do not like that at all. I also told her and she understood my position (not sexual). She told me she will not do it without me. Can I believe her?

Serious, it’s a sensitive topic, the orgies. It can quickly get fucked up. You have to be very careful what you do and what you say! I speak seriously, there, bros!

Well, we’ll talk to them on FaceBook, we’ll create a conversation all together. We’ll see what happens! Anyway the sex-bomb of the other has seen my profile and she finds me cute, so it’s cool.

May the God of the Game be with us!

November 11th 2015,

Yesterday at noon, I received this message on Adopte: « Hi, I really liked your speech, congratulations for the almost absence of spelling mistakes. Writing correctly is not common for a guy on this site. Without being brainless, you seem to have a lot of humor so it’s a good point. I only put one picture voluntarily because I don’t trust dating sites and the mystery is always a good thing… or not. If you want to talk, contact me. »

I replied, “Hi, you look pretty and you know how to write, can I have more pictures ? I kiss you everywhere”.

And she acceded to my request “give me your mail or your number please and I will send you a picture.”

I sent my number around 6:30 pm. Before that, my mind was elsewhere (not between the thighs of a chick). She sent me a picture of her in the wake. Not bad, the girl. Not awesome, but not bad. Except that last night, I was passing an interview in order to change and go to another job so I only answered around 8pm. She got impatient meanwhile “well… no answer… I’m probably ugly”. Seriously, she’s a LSE (low self-esteem) or what? To comfort her, I sent a picture of me topless. Without being asked, she sent me a sexy photo. I bumped up with a picture of me without pants and she bluntly sent me her tits.

So I played the game: I sent a picture without underpants where I just hide my sex with my hand and I commented “do you want to see what I have here?” Instead of answering, she returned the question (it’s quite typical of the babes to do this: they take no risk) “and you?
– I want to.
– interesting, want to do what?
– want to take off this bra that suits you so well
– hummmm I’m interested
– want to pass my hands on this underwear that is also cute
– keep on going
– want to rub there until I feel you moisten
– continue
– after, I will pass my hand in to moisten my finger against your G-spot before coming up to make small circles around your clitoris
– then
– I may remove your underwear to put my mouth in the place of my fingers and my fingers on your G-spot
– hmmmm I am more and more interested, where do you live?
(………………. no answer ………….. I had fallen asleep before Homeland)
– well you had probably moved on to another chick, good evening
– I fell asleep;) calm down
– do you want us to meet up ?
– I’m already hard.
– and you have not seen everything yet!
– wow !
– there are things I can do very well
– when do you want to show me?
– do you want me to show you ?
– yes
– sunday night
– I was thinking about tonight
– if you want to come to my house?
– no
– ok too bad
– too bad you do not want me to fuck you tonight
– too bad you do not want to come
– I am lazy to move, I am half naked on my bed so it’s up to you to see if you want to enjoy tonight or we wait Sunday
– it’s up to you to you see if you want me to suck you tonight or Sunday
– sunday you would come?
– maybe, but right now I am naked and wet
– I fuck you if you come
– do you have any condoms?
– yes and you ?
– no. Not too tired ? You will stay hard? Do you want me to come ?
(No answer I was talking with my friends, we had planned to go out …………………)
SHE: I can be there in 15 minutes
(……………… I was waiting for the answer of my friends to know what we were doing and she trapped herself during this time)
SHE: Are you getting cold feet? (This magic phrase made me react: fuck usually it’s me who say it to the chicks)
– no why would I get cold feet?
– ok so I’m coming (she got me like that, forcing a little fate, but I still reversed the balance of power in comparison with the initial frame : remember it was on Sunday and at her place…)

She came to my place. Not too bad for a 29 year old girl: blue eyes, firm breasts… but a little too much fat around the waist for my taste. In my defense, on Adopte she had written 1m65/55kg, she has probably lied! In short, as usual: fingers/pussy-licking/blowjob/penetration/ejaculation. In doggy style, I came while she had not yet orgasmed. So I had to finish her with my fingers. I fingered her for an hour. She tried to touch my dick or whatever to turn away from her pleasure and avoid the loss of control but I told her “don’t touch”… what pissed her off it was fun! I did not want to fuck again anyway, I was too tired. I finally managed to make her orgasm. Phew, it was not easy, she had a real blockage! Afterwards, it stank of sex at home so I opened everything to air in spite of the cold.

It probably made her flee, she left and I went to join my friends. I do not know how I found the motivation to go out, seriously, maybe because the next day was a holiday. In any case, I do not like to flake, a matter of principle. Making an easy pussy coming before an evening in search of the thrill of adventure? No Way. In my defense, I planned to go out with them around 11:30 pm but they debated up to 1am before giving me an answer (were do we go out and at what time?) So I let myself be tempted by the ease and I fucked the girl. But I really wanted to see my friends too…

Reggaeton party: the club was nice but the party was not awesome because there were almost riff-raff, feather dusters, Giroud-haired guys and vulgar girls: nothing to do with our social level so we were not at all in our element. Well, good for everyone!

Among the good openers of the night “hello you will never guess the color of my underwear” or “do you know the difference between me and the other guys who approached you?
– no
– I am a god in bed!”

Well, for the interview I passed, they want me but I have to give a notice of one month before leaving my job so it pisses them off. So they told me that if they find both CV and personality equivalent but available sooner: they would take that person. Fuck off! For my part, I do not feel like giving up on everything without knowing where I am going… in addition, they are in Villeurbanne so it means 30 minutes in the subway from home. Finally, the working conditions look better there than in my current job but I will still continue to search because I would like to find in Lyon. I am not in a hurry…

I tinkered with Tinder again yesterday (I did not even know that it still worked this thing) and I’m talking at this moment to a hot nurse with a dreadfully sexy first name who has the enormous quality of not yet figured in my list of conquests.

It’s kind of a mess in my sex life right now. I do not know where to turn, because of all the chicks who want to see me again (a good problem): the cardiologist who is getting impatient, the chick of the last time who was spitting on my dick before sucking her, the Teacher, that girl of last night who is still hungry, the one that makes me think of a girl I liked in high school, and of course… Virginie!

I will have to do a cleaning and of course be more demanding! But hey, we sometimes see only what we want to see at the moment (PUSSY BOOBS SEX) then reality catches us!

May the God of the Game be with us!

November 9th 2015,

Friday night, a girl from Adopteunmec came to my house. The original thing is that the next day she had a date with my friend The Nice Giant (but she did not know I knew him). One must be very naive to believe that chicks never play on several tables at the same time!

Preliminary Preamble: I had so warmed her by texts that we had agreed that I would welcome her in the dark and that we would fuck right away.

To turn me on, she had written me naughty stuff too. Here is an excerpt from her prose “You will invite me to your home, but when you’ll open the door to me, you will have only a few minutes to look at me because I will waste no time before pushing you against the wall, then with my scarf I will blindfold you and then whisper in your ear that I will deprive you of a sens for the others to be more developed. Then I will kiss you with desire, and you will have only one desire, putting your hands on me to feel my curves, but I will hold them to make it impossible for you and your desire for me will rise even faster… then while holding your hands in mine against the wall I will go down with my mouth, on your neck, on your chest, your belly and then kneel before you. I will let your hands free to unbutton your pants, you will pass your hands in my hair, I will pass a hand on your boxer really molding to feel how much you desire me, then I’ll remove it and begin to shake, your breath will accelerate thanks to this feeling, I will not be able wait to put my lips on your sex so hard, while continuing to use my hands before putting it in my mouth: I will feel that you are craving for touching me but I will only let you caress me the hair. Then I will decide to lie you down on the bed, climbing on you using my hands to make your body even more shuddering, I will grab your cock to penetrate me, then move back and forth. I will take your hands and put them on me, on my tits: you will caress me with delicacy to try to guess the shapes of my body, my movements will be faster and faster, more and more sensual and so full of excitement, that I shall groan with pleasure. You will enjoy hearing me expressing my desire, you will not be able to wait any more, you will remove the headscarf to see me and you will return me on the bed to take me in doggy style: the way you will cling to my buttocks and my hair will excite me and make me cry still stronger. I will not be able to refrain any more, I will come and it will excite you so much to see me orgasming that you will come too…”

Just before she came over, she asked me if I wanted to know her measurements in advance and I said “no I’ll see.” She told me that it had motivated her to have sex with me because, usually, guys want to know everything… yeah, the PUA is the exception, he is a player!

The thing is that the corridor of the hall before entering my house is always illuminated so I could see that she was not bad before opening my door (it is a kind of security lock). She was about 1m70 for 60kg…

Once the girl in my house « Do you want to take off your jacket?
– Yes. » She threw it on the floor. « Do you want to take off your sweater now?
– Yes. » She pulled me towards her and kissed me. She was hungry for sex. So much that I caressed her clit, her tits and put fingers directly in a soaked pussy after 30 seconds.

Then she dropped to my feet for a blowjob. It was impossible to resist her, she is good at it. What really made me crazy is that she spit on my dick before pumping…

After a while, I turned her over like a pancake to finger her and stroke her clit against the wall: she was too excited. She trembled from head to foot.

Then I licked her on my bed. Then she sucked me and I fingered her at the same time. I even put three fingers into her.

At one point, she turned around, showed me her muscled ass and rubbed it against my cock. After a long minute, she grabbed my cock in her hand and put it in her pussy. I was too excited and everything then I let her do (moment of weakness)… and I fucked without a condom AGAIN ! FUCK !!! I knew at the time that I would regret it after. Fortunately, at least she takes the pill. At the beginning, I said to myself « just ten seconds for the pleasure then I go out » but I could not stop … classic. Like what, there are forces beyond us…

Well, she said she did STD tests three months ago (like me actually), and planned to do some again in early December (I’ll keep in touch with her by then). If that’s true, it’s OK, there’s definitely no risk. But hey… I’m still a little afraid that she says the same thing to all the guys, at the rate of two per weekend.

In any case, let’s REMEMBER THE POSITIVE: having sex without a condom, it’s awesome!

During the post-coital hug, she asked me what I was going to do this weekend, especially on Saturday night. I honestly answered that I was going out to pick-up chicks and then asked her the same question, casually. She replied “just my boxes because I will move”. I thought “and fucking my friend too, little liar”. Yes, I’m a bitch…

Otherwise, she told me that at noon she goes home during her lunch break and touches herself because she is always excited! She also told me how her bosses try to fuck her. Another thing: she told me that the guys usually get sucked but do not make the efforts of giving her pleasure in return. She also told me that sometimes she went right in front of guys and then turned back at the last moment because she had a bad feeling… Her northern accent as she told me about her life made me laugh.

When she left, she asked me when she could come back and I answered “whenever you want, but maybe there will be another girl and we will make threesome” with my legendary tact. She then told me that she had done her first time at 13 with a girl and that it tempts her to make a threesome with a girlfriend and me.

This is also what my little teacher who had brought me chouquettes would like, so let’s say God works in mysterious ways. By the way, with The Teacher, we went out on Saturday night. On a free barge-nightclub, looking for a chick for a 3some. I love to hunt with a chick and a fortiori with a hottie. The approach was « do you find my girlfriend sexy? » We were entitled to quite a lot of “pretty, sublime”, a few non-responses and, of course, we were called several times perverts. Some of them have even felt insulted when they were offered to fuck with us and have made a scandal. What was very fun was that my buddy had a lot of approach anxiety at the beginning : so I had to coach her. She was full of excuses to do not approach and everything, just like a guy!

We finally went home, just the two of us, it was 3am, and she sucked me there. I made her orgasm too. Several times. Then we spent the day of Sunday having sex. It was nice ! She’s really too hot! Between two ejaculations, I registered her as a dyke on Tinder so she finds us a chick for a threesome or a couple for a foursome.

Finally… for information, the girl I fucked on Friday night flaked my giant buddy. She made the usual bitchy trick : planning a date a few days in advance and then no longer answering his texts on D-Day. What reassures me about STDs: she claimed she only fucked 2/3 guys since her six-year relationship ended last May and have since taken refuge in the sport (mostly dancing, almost every night). I tell myself that I can perhaps believe her and be more serene.

At work, it does not go very well. In fact, my work is OK, I’m starting to manage some files all alone without error. But I have two colleagues who felt a malaise last week (they almost collapsed). It’s scary!

Finally, know that the interview of Snipe (Pick-up podcast) is ready to be upload, I’m just waiting for his final authorisation.

See ya !

May the God of Game and STD be with us!

November 5th 2015,

News (update of the seduction/pick up diary):

1) My mother has spent a few days in Lyon, last week. We did not fight too much, it’s cool.

2) Then, I received the visit of Virginie, this weekend. We cuddled and everything. It’s better between us…

3) The cardiologist has also come back to me: she says she misses me and wants us to have sex again on condition that I no longer record her to upload her orgasms on Youtube. This is understandable, but I am still not very motivated to continue a relationship with someone who does not accept me totally!

4) I saw the little school teacher the day before yesterday! She told me she had talked about me and my blog to her girlfriends and that there was a girl in a relationship who said she would like to try me if she became single again. It seems her boyfriend commented « I don’t understand why you like him? This guy looks very superficial! » I can smell some jealousy…

Otherwise, this little teacher wants to try new things. She wants, for example, to make a 3some with a girl: she proposes me to go out and hunt a prey together in the bars. And she is apparently also OK for going in a libertine/swinger club in order to fuck in front of people.

5) At work, I’m still bored. There are clients who like me and the boss is jealous. He says my nonchalance is not professional and that it hurts the image of his office. FUCK HIM. He is hunchbacked with hairs coming out of his ears, and spends his time shouting at his employees… honestly, it’s not super class either. ASSHOLE! The biggest problem is that he is bipolar: one day everything goes well, everything is great and the other day everything is wrong and we are all shit. I do not think I’m paid enough to endure that kind of stuff, so I’m considering leaving this job.

After having broken a tooth because of the stress, it is now 3 days that I have a stomach ache (a point with burning). Yesterday morning again, the boss yelled at me because I was a little late (the teacher had started sucking me early)! But frankly, if he thinks I’m going to sacrifice my PUA life for his fucking office and so he makes money on my back, he has got a wishful dream!

Yesterday, a customer asked for a K-bis extract for his company (it is paid on the Internet) and the boss did not want to give his CB (nor the CB of the firm) to make the purchase online. He therefore asked the collaborators to give theirs. Seriously. Knowing that a colleague said that one day she had advanced  €50€ and never had this money back, nobody was very motivated…

Seriously, the only exit doors for me are:
– living on my blog (or on my art);
– becoming a chartered accountant (and be self-employed);
– finding another job that I could like.

The adventure (awesome):

I picked up a chick on Adopteunmec, at the beginning of the week. She invited me to her place last night, near Villeurbanne… I was a bit apprehensive to go there because it is a place that has bad reputation (dangerous), more than 20 minutes by subway from home!

She is a social worker of 35 year old, tall and muscular. Rather sexy. A little old for me maybe, but well… Downstairs, I said to myself: « Who the fuck am I going to see today? How old is she ? Is it the 27 year old girl ? Or the 35 year old one ? » Frankly, with this rhythm, I’m a little lost.

She received me in a sweater too big for her and offered me a glass of wine in her living room. She had no corkscrew to open the nectar, so she pushed the cork into the BOTTLE with a screwdriver! What a sacrilege!

After I caressed her a little on the couch, she stretched her legs on me. It was an indicator of interest! She was nevertheless nervous: she asked me a lot of banal questions (like about my job, where I come from, etc.). She insisted on knowing which music I like… and I learned that she, she likes electro music (but I do not care)!

She told me that she had just bought an apartment in Lyon and that she wanted to celebrate her future move with a massage. True story ! So we went on her bed and she undressed spontaneously. She even ordered that I get almost naked too! I like it when it goes all right to the goal like that!

Massage, pussy-licking (but not too long since she was really hairy) then fingering. She wanted that I put more fingers into her pussy. 2 then 3 then 4… no joke. After a few minutes, I felt a strange stuff and I took it in my face. It suprised me !!! She had just ejaculated on me!

I started fingering again by positioning myself on her side and she ejaculated again : fucking fountain woman! Mum and social worker the day, fountain woman at night! Given the turn of events, she went in the bathroom to get towels so as not to soak her sheets.

Then she asked me to come over, put her hand in my underwear and commented « you boast a lot but you do not have a huge cock either
– SO WHAT ? » I have an average-sized dick and I am not complexed, I do not see the usefulness of this kind of comment… what a bitch! I’m a good lover and an alpha male, that should be enough. Especially that we can not change the size of our cock, but we can change the way we use it.

She sucked me, she sucks very well though. It was good! Then I fucked her: missionary, doggystyle… two orgasms with female ejaculations! Each time, she asked me to go out just before she ejaculates for the sensation to be optimal for her!

Then I gave her others with my hand. She ended up saying « you do not have a huge dick but you are very good in bed! » At one point she saw I had a lot of fun making her flow like a waterfall… so she started to be complexed, especially when I got one in the face and I burst out laughing (seriously, this ejaculation was overpowering). She said she felt like a fairy beast and that it had killed her any desire (susceptibility power).

So here we have talked a little about the female ejaculation. It has been two years since it happened to her for the first time and her life has changed thanks to that! She has become a fountain overnight and enjoys much more since that day “I prefer to be 35 years old than 25” she confided. Before, when she enjoyed, she felt that something did not come out, like a urge to pee or something like that, it was incomplete (it’s normal: many women have a retrograde ejaculation … those ones with work, could become ejaculatory). According to her, it is very psychological all that, she could even ejaculate just by caressing her pretty little breasts or thanks to a spanking on her buttocks muscled by some Swedish gymnastics ! The whole thing is that she feels comfortable…

It was already (or finally) the time of the last train but she wanted me to fuck her again (because she likes the cock too much compared to the fingers) then she wanted that I sleep at her house but I said no. Frankly, after the derogatory remarks she made, it was already nice to give her 10 orgasms… so I left with the firm intention of not seeing her again (she has already texted me this morning). And I did well because, today, the lack of sleep is frightfully felt! That’s normal, it’s Thursday, the worst day of the week!

She finished her bottle of wine with her cigarettes. I left her half inert on her bed so much I took care of her hard.

May the God of the Game be with us!