Introduction
What I will talk about today is an exercise I practice since childhood: the street-fucking. Although, as a kid, it was mostly the street-kissing. This ancient activity has long been practiced by our ancestors.
Just like fly fishing gathers old fossils during a spring Sunday, our shared passion for the realization of a bestial act on the floor of a pedestrian street around 3am is gathering us today around this article.
History…
Cro-Magnon was not the kind of guy that gets bothered by logistics problems, the guy fucked where he could. In these so dangerous time for humans, it was necessary to ejaculate the sacrosanct puree before being eaten by a saber-toothed tiger or some kind of fucking creature, just to perpetuate the human race!
Our ancestors therefore participated regularly in fucking street sessions, aka the art of taking doggystyle a naughty girl discreetly behind a rock. Today, societies have urbanized territories, the ground has changed but the sport remains the same. A good session during winter, it revives blood circulation and it boosts the heart with adrenaline spikes.
Advice
My background is very street but I am diversified into aquatic areas and luxury carpets. As an experienced practitioner, I will provide you some tips I did not learn from my grandmother:
– If possible, always have a sport mattress with you to lie your female down to avoid she destroys her back on spicy herbs, or be a gentleman and put your shirt on the floor to protect her.
– Also always have a pair of knee protection with you, Hockey style. This will protect your physical integrity because the strokes of hips in four-legged position, it kills skin.
– I also recommend a flashlight, street-fucking being mostly practiced at night, you will often misplace your wallet. The flashlight can also be used as a dildo or baton in case of aggression by elderly people.
– Some phosphorescent condoms to fight like a Jedi Knight if you practice with a partner, as a triad.
The four questions I urgently ask a woman to know if she deserves to get up on the ladder of my esteem are:
– Does she like having sex outside?
– Would she stop in case of flagrante delicto?
– Fuck, is her favorite position doggy style?
– And spanking, what does she think of spanking, dammit ?!
Conclusion
As sure as Luke had to face his father, as sure as the Force will inevitably guide our cocks to lustful pussies, our destiny is to practice sex on concrete. I think everything is said. Personally, I always have my street fucker kit in a suitcase, which I take everywhere with me. Joke.
Go out, the heart full of hope, suitcase in the arm and the eye determined!