Category: Diary of a French PUA

September 20th 2015,

 

I do not usually write when it’s just to tell kisscloses (because it counts for nothing) but I will make an exception because I had a very nice game last night.

 

1/ But before, let’s debrief the medicine party on Friday:

I went there with my friend who will be called The Gentile Giant. He’s cool. He kissed 2 chicks and danced with/warmed a third one. The one he almost fucked is a girl from the Student Union who was tending the bar and who deserved a dick. They arranged an appointement at 3 o’clock in front of the club to fuck but she did not come. Another cock probably came first. They do not hesitate to play on several pictures, the girls, don’t be naive.

Me, I kissed a girl approached with a “hi, where are you going?
– I’m looking for my friends
– have you already kissed an accountant?
– no
– do you want to try ?
– (no answer).” She maintened my eye contact and then lowered her eyes: kiss, no dodge.

Then: I pushed her against a wall, French kisses and fiddling with her breasts. Then, I took her number. I took her phone and sent a message with “hi, what day are you coming over to give me a massage, my beautiful accountant?”

There was also Mister MacBoules at the party (another member of the LAIR of mutual help of Lyon). He is cool but was with his buddies so we did not see him much. However, at one point he came to us “hey guys, I have interactions that last but it does not work”. I replied « you wear a nice blouse so ask them if they have already kissed a gynecologist. » He made only one try of this opener and: kiss! He could not believe it, it was funny !!! After that, he was all excited. Now he is launched…

 

2/ Yesterday, Saturday evening:

All the LAIR got cold feet but I went out nevertheless with the Gentile Giant who is incidentally my neighbor… which is practical. So, we take the subway together, it saves me from losing myself.

We were a bit tired because we had gone swimming 1 km during the afternoon. But well : no excuses to do not pick-up! When you want a thing in life, you have to give yourself the means, and he understood that, so he’s a interesting, I appreciate him.

We made a few openers without great success (except having fun when hearing the reactions of some chicks) in a bar. Then I let myself go, and a genius pick-up happened : “ahhhhhh do you recognize me?
– (disbelieving look)
– yeahhhh we made love last week
– ah yessssss it was you
– yeah, why did not you call me back ? Two orgasms that was not enough?
– yes it was good but it was up to you to call me!
– yeah I know I’m an asshole but you like it!” Then her friends came to join her so I introduced my wing: “ahhhh yes then did you recover from the orgy with my buddy last week?
– (laughs)”

After, I took the girl’s hand (a really hot girl as I like, thin with a pretty face). We spoke a little more seriously even though it is difficult with me. She told me that she recognized us because we had approached them on the street, something like two weeks ago. I did not remember and I confessed to her. Yet, she was devilishly hot.

I proposed to go have a drink, to isolate her, she answered “OK”. She took a “sex on the beach”, I took a glass of water. I asked her if there was a hidden message in the name of her cocktail, she said yes. Funny, this girl !

Well, after she wanted me to taste her cocktail: “do you trust me? Do you want to taste?” There, I did not answer and kissed her instead.

Then, we talked about gender relations (exciting topic for everyone): “if you like the guy, can he approach you no matter how and it’ll work or does the quality of the opener matters?
– ahhhh no it matters anyway
– did you like ours?
– ah yes very original and I like the guys who tease me like you do… too nice guys are boring.
– ok sweetie.”

Then I gave her my number and I sent a text message to myself with her phone “what day of the week are you going to cook me pancakes at your place, handsome boy?” Except that I made a mistake in the number and that I sent it to my father (it was my number before) from her phone. Well, doesn’t matter, he rarely reads his texts.

I caught up and gave her my real number. She found it a little weird but well. Then we Frenchkissed a lot. I learned that she is studying to become a real estate agent. So I asked her to come and estimate the value of my apartment next week, she said OK. We’ll see if it happens. I told her I had a hot shower so we could have a “sex under the shower”.

Then, the Gentile Giant wanted to go testing a club of Lyon (we are in a period when we test them all) with two girls that he met at his school. So I left my little darling. I said goodbye to her girlfriends too, because I’m a polite boy. And because I need their downfall to fuck their friend.

 

3/ It was a nice club  :

In addition, we were surrounded by 5 hotties (the 2 friends of the Giant and their friends).

I approached after a few minutes while I was casually leaning on the bar, watching them waddling like bitches.

There was a short brunette, typically a South American girl (very fuckable) that passed in front of me. Without leaving my bar, I said to her : “who are you looking for?
– yé né coumprendo pa
– who r u looking for?
– my friend
– I am your friend
– haha yes you are
– so listen to me, you should pickup a guy tonight!
– you, for example?
– me or another guy
– So I’ll find another guy”… and she stayed in front of me. I kissed her: first a shy kiss and then something warmer with her tongue in my mouth.

Seen from the outside, one would have really said that she had thrown herself on me like a sex-stared. It was probably fun to watch it. It all took a few minutes.

I let her go: I thought to warm her (like my lunch) later, bring her home and make her orgasm in a French way. Except that she got caught by other guys on the dancefloor and warmed them too. Too bad, I have not been realistic enough to score the goal again. It have to push the night interactions to the end. I did not even caress her pussy…

The Giant Gentile also kissed a girl in the club. His level is improving but he really needs to fuck. He really sees it as a progress since before neither he kissed nor fucked when he went out. Except that kissing chicks is not awesome… I would like him to bang at least one chick per month (that would be a very good start for a beginner).

Well, it’s a bit of my responsibility to train him since I accepted this role, to pass on my knowledge to this LAIR. On the other hand, if it was easy everyone would do it… but if he does not get discouraged, I think he will succeed, this Giant.

 

4/ Today it was shitty sore throat and deslagging based on infusion/honey/lemon :

We have fun in Lyon.

May the God of the Game be with us!

September 16th 2016,

On Monday evening, I received a message on Adopteunmec, coming from a girl who had read my description and wanted to meet me: « Finally a good description… I appreciate your point of view and I can even tell you that I read your entire profile 😉 relevant »

I checked her measurements: 1m70, 60kg, sporty, beautiful face … OK! I replied: « Yes but it’s too bad that you live so far
– I assure you that it is not very far… It is sure that we’re not neighbor but well
– Ah it’s okay then! But I have no car here, so you will have to come to me <3 »

She does not live in Lyon but in the countryside outside the city (about 20km).

“I hate engulfing in Lyon but I can eventually make an effort for you
– You will be rewarded then if you like massages or wine
– And if I like both of them? ;
– When would you be ready to come?”
– When you have a niche, I will manage with my schedule.”

Everything was done very quickly, and that’s cool. We agreed to meet up at my place last night around 8:30 pm.

That same day, I believed in a flake: “I slept badly… long live coffee: D
– are you still coming tonight, miss Caffeine?
– Of course I’m coming, I have only one word ;)”

At that time, she really pleased me. It changes from those chicks that procrastinate. I know what happens in the head of these chicks: it excites them in theory but in practice the stress goes up then they get cold feet. It is a shame to do not be able to master and to show so much cowardice. I stumbled upon two like this in a week. One came talking to me to invite me for sex in the week and then, on the appointed day, desappeared of the dating site. Another drew me, we agreed to see each other tonight in a public place before going home so she can see that I am not an old mustache. She really insisted on the public place and I said OK. But last night she sent me a crazy story « yeah I aborted a few months ago and my ex that I dumbed for it came to see me in college today it has moved me I’m lost I’ll spend a few days with my family so we won’t meet up I’m sorry ». Fortunately I don’t take them too seriously before I am sure. In short, I do not give a fuck, I leave them with their demons, I have enough problems with mine. I tell myself that they will come back the day they’ll know what they want (that is to say, probably never)!

So, the reliable girl came wih her car and I did not even cook something. I offered her a simple glass of this wine that I had bought this weekend. She had a low neckline that I stared at openly, pretending to read what was written on her t-shirt. It was written “SURF” but she does not surf. Her thing is fitness. She left her guy in May, a 35 years old dude whereas she is 22, who was apparently her trainer in pastry. She has not done much sexually since that day and that’s why she needed a PUA.

After 5-10 minutes of conversation, while sh was still drinking this divine brew, I positioned myself behind her, while continuing the conversation just like if nothing had happened. I stuck to her, caressed her neck, her breasts, went under her t-shirt. Then I subitly stopped and sat down in front of her, talking to her normally. When she took an outrageous start, I told her that her shyness was cute and that I am shy too… but she did not believe me. Yet it is the case! Just no more sexually thanks to a personal development work !!! In short, we laughed regularly because of my bad faith.

I repeated this riding several times until opening her jeans and fingering her while talking to her about the rain and the good weather. She said she found it very destabilizing but awfully exciting. Afterwards I told her, “It’s time for the massage”. She got up, I guided her by the hand on my bed.

I undressed her (I put her in string/bra) and told her to adopt the position of massage while kissing her belly and going down. It ended with a pussy licking, this story. By finally zaping the step of the massage.

After a moment, her vagina and her stomach (I had a hand on both) were spasmed and contracted… then she breathed a long sigh. To test the ground I said, “Are you going to come soon?
– you lost me…” Usually chicks answer “but I just did ?!”

So, I persevered but it did not make her feel anything any more. I did not understand. I went to massage her, to rest my tongue, then I took this opportunity to undress her completely and licked her again. This time I was at the foot of the bed but lying between her legs. It was nicer except that I almost toppled the pot of massage oil with my feet.

After a moment she made the same thing : big contraction, a long sigh, caught my head. I said “FUCK BUT WHY DON’T YOU JUST RELAX AND COME”. It made her burst out laughing.

I asked her to explain what was so funny. After saying “you”, she developped : it was the second time she enjoyed, “when I say that you lost me, it is in the good sense of the term…” Fucking expression !

Then she shook me and I fucked her. She almost orgasmed again and I could have held back my ejaculation but I did not give a shit and I was tired so I finished in about ten minutes. We just made the amazone position, the lotus and the missionary with the legs up. I thanked her for having entrusted me with her so firm breasts and her hot buttocks… we are not savages. In addition, she had pretty little nipples it was very pleasant, I played with all the evening long.

We connected together on Adopte before she left and I showed her the messages of the other girls who write me more or less sexual stuff and everything then who do not assume. Or those who super match with me (send me a super like) but do not send a message. Fuck, if these chicks were guys, they would not have sex… She said to me: “You have to know what you want in life. I knew what I wanted tonight. And I got it.”

Last anecdote: she is very hot even if she is a pastry cook. And when I told her “I fucking gotta lose 3kg of fat”… she made fun of me. She told me that I should rather take 7kg, but muscle. Like what, everything is a matter of point of view.

Finally, around 00:40, I received a text message: “well arrived
– ah super good night then!
– You too”

May the God of the Game be with us all!

September 12th 2015,

I finally found a LAIR in Lyon, which is a nice one, in addition. They are cool and are younger than me: next to them, I seem to be 22 years old. So I found the fountain of youth.

There are two guys that I took especially under my wing. Because they are really friendly and motivated. One is a virgin (22 years old) so he is a big challenge for the PUA that I am and the other lives near my home so it is convenient to walk back home in the dark of the night (in addition he is a sturdy so I feel safe). So we often go out together.

Last week, I initiated them to crash & burn. Result : Chromosome Y who had KissClosed only one girl in his life has kissed 4 since that night. And the sturdy giant also kissed one girl. For my part, I tasted the tongue of a cute blonde in a bar. But nothing more (I did not fuck her). That’s why I say I have not enough impact, there’s too much waste in my game right now. I really have to find fields where I feel more comfortable.

I have not yet practiced SPU in Lyon… and I have no excuse because here, unlike Aix, there is plenty to do. I swear on the holy bible (The Game of Neil Strauss) that I will move my ass and fuck a girl picked up in the street this year.

Last night I went out with them again. I initiated him to fast seduction this time.

Just before putting my nose out, a chick of my age met on Adopte (she will be called CPE because she is a CPE in a boarding school – I must have a problem with authority because it turns me on). She had sent me a text message “do you have got something planned tonight because I want to visit you ?
– yeah I go out with friends, we can meet up tomorrow if you want to
– ok tomorrow I go to a bradery with a friend but I can come after”.

It is certain that if I was home doing nothing, I would have fucked her last night. But I went out with my friends instead: I’m not a sex-starving dude and then it made her respect me to see that I don’t put her on a pedestal just because she has a pussy.

This afternoon, on the other hand, her visit was a good thing because I was home watching Girls. Seriously I am watching season 1 and there are one or two funny characters that I like then I have fun watching this. And then, this kind of show allows me to better enter the mind of the chicks.

What I am going to say is very unhealthy but you’re used to it now : the CPE looks like my cousin, the one who is general practitioner. She also is one head taller than me. And she’s cool. So I had every reason to honor her.

When I arrived home at about 6 pm she asked where she could pee, directly. In my toilets, there’s a book about Feng shui so she asked me if I practiced. I told her “that and many other things” while approaching her and placing my hands on the bottom of her back. Then, I went up, to caress her neck and breasts. She ended up kissing me so much the sexual tension was superior to her belief that it is the man who has to take the first step. She could not handle more, she was very excited.

I kissed her in the neck, she took off my t-shirt, I removed her top, opened her high-waisted pants and put my fingers in her panties. We knew each other for 20 minutes when she orgasmed, standing, for the first time.

She was still trembling when she sat on my bed. She started to jerk me but she has a too tight grip, it hurt me. So, I swung her on the bed and licked her. It was long, I would say 30 minutes, until she came one more time.

After, I got up and she straightened up on the edge of the bed… to suck me. I think that when we lick women, we show that we love their bodies, and they are more likely to suck us to return the same. A lot told me that they do not “usually suck the first night” but they did it after a good cunnilingus. Well, I came kinda quickly.

Small hug and glass of water to recover before the second round.

After I fucked her again in missio/doggy style while she touched herself at the same time (she knows well her body) and she enjoyed for the third time. After the orgasm, she told me she had contractions and formication everywhere. With my usual delicacy, I answered “yeah, it’s because I fucked you very hard!
– I admit, 3 orgasms in 1h30 for a first time, it’s crazy.”

I sweated a lot and she also went to shower. I found her sexy with a towel around the waist… so I took a picture. Eh shit: I activated the flash, fortunately she did not understand anything!

After, we talked a bit: she loves animals, has traveled a lot and has visited many zoos around the world. There is an animal that has marked her mind this summer: a lizard with two heads, whose name I forgot… I thought that with two heads, I could lick two girls at the same time! It would be awesome.

Otherwise, I also see again the cardiologist of last time: I pricked her blouse to make a picture and recorded her while I licked her. You can listen to it here (not available anymore). That made me laugh. It’s a bit bordeline, but I hope she will not be hurt.

On the other hand, I really hope she does not want more than an improved friendship because I find her a little sticky. That said, I still have chest pain so she checked me and told me my heart was fine. So it’s just stress, it reassured me.

In the section “less cool things”: Virginie currently makes me a crisis of nervous because she finds that I do not respond fast enough to her texting (it is true that sometimes I answer the next morning to something she sent me at 5pm, but well…) The long distance relationship thus begins badly! But please, understand me : I’m very tired in the evening and quite busy too. And then my phone is in silent mode all the time.

At work, it’s OK. But at the moment I am at the reception because the secretary has resigned… and it’s boring because behind me there is the office of the niece of the boss who watches everything I do. And as soon as I do anything other than counting: I’m entitled to a shitty comment. I call her the eye of Moscow, this asshole. So I can not pick up nor go on Facebook during business hours and that’s really not cool…

About the CPE, she has already sent me a text to meet up again. Maybe I’ll see her again, maybe not. We’ll see.

Kisses. May the God of the Game be with you!

I fucked a doctor

September 3th 2015,

Hi chickens,

I am just back from holidays with the cock tanned thanks to nudist beaches. Just kidding, there’s no nudist beaches around Aix-en-Provence. But I have the mark of the jersey, really… I look as stupid as those who go to ski and come back with a white stripe around the eyes (except that, me, it is on the cock).

Sunday, back to Lyon. My parents drove me there. Bad idea: more than 5 hours road to drive 300 km… On the way, I decided to weigh the pros and cons: I concluded to stay registered on Adopteunmec. I have a salary now and I earn a little bit too thanks to my blog so I took the €29  per month formula to have access (limited to 10 likes per day) to women of the region.

For those who’ve read my ebook about online dating : I used the same profile as the one I gave as an example but, at the end, I added a bonus “speed seduction” text. Between Tinder and Adopte, I am ready to have a good sex life in Lyon. In addition, I have decided to train a small group to the Game… so we will go out I guess (well not too much because with my job I will only have my WE free).

Monday I fucked your mother and your sister: they liked it. Just kidding ! No, it was just the resumption of work. With a fucking heat wave, still at least 35°C. Lyon is a city as hot as Emily Ratajkowski (I do to her what she wants even if I prefer her in Blurred Lines than in We Are Your Friends).

Tuesday, compulsory medical visit. I peed in a pot: nothing to report. The doctor listened to my heart and taken the heart tension: 80 bpm and 12.7! So things are going well. I am reassured. For corrected vision: 12/12. She made me do a lot of movements also to see if I functioned well (she has strangely not tried to make my dick get up). Here I am, a real war machine ready for action !!!

No, seriously, we talked about life and death, all these metaphysical anguish: she told me that except not being fat, being physically active but not too much, doing less than 45 hours of work per week and eating healthy, you could not do much more to try to control the uncontrollable. Her philosophy of life is to put the odds on our side but to do not take a headache with all that! I liked it! I’ll try to do like this…

Wednesday, ie yesterday, I met a cardiologist I talk to since early August. I  made come at my place directly. At first she was a bit hesitant and full of principles but after the excitement won and made both of us save time. This is a girl that I approached on Adopte and I speed-seduced. She is in 6th year of medicine and has a cardiology background. I’m scared to know that they are only paid €250/month for doing the same work as graduate doctors.

I have sent several texts of speed seduction (I give them in my ebook). And I’ve even written a new one, just for her. She was very excited by my pen: she sent me sexy pictures of her, one only in underwear under her white coat with stethoscope !!! On her profile, was written “no sex friend” but I don’t care. It’s been a long time since I don’t give a shit about what women write on their profile to try to save her reputation.

Personally, I have been frank. I told her the truth. She said it suited her because I am honest and respectful (and we would use condoms). No need to lie to chicks to fuck them. I have an ethical and I’m proud of it !!! It was the moral lesson of the day.

So, before me, she had slept with only 7 guys in her life including 2 very long relationships. But she was eager to meet me. At 8pm, she brought white wine and homemade bounties (a vegan version of the stuff because she is vegetarian). It was a good thing that she invests so much in this sex session!

She said she was afraid of not pleasing me, etc. So, the girls also have anxieties. Yet she is quite sexy, really thin. Beautiful face with green eyes.

Once home, she wanted to fuck me directly but I dodged it. Damn, she wanted me to fuck her directly, she clung to me and everything. The poor girl had not fucked for 5 months and masturbated regularly… except that I am a civilized man.

After a quarter hour, I stroked her clit and fingered her : it was funny because to struggle, she was trying to catch my dick but has difficulty to open my Efficience belt… while I made fun of her because of it (nicely).

Then I thrown her on the bed and have licked her until orgasm. Then I got up, she sat on the edge of the bed facing me with her head up to my cock. I have shown her how to open this belt, the mechanism has passionated her. Then she sucked me and I fucked her. She then straddled me first and I fucked her doggy style and she orgasmed again. Note that she sucks very well. I finally removed the condom and finished in her mouth. She really wanted to make me happy!

We ate a bit to recover. Then we took a shower together. I sat down in the shower and licked her. She went crazy, and had another orgasm. Then she knelt and sucked me again. It was very good, especially with the water over us : her flowing makeup gave her a really sexy side.

She wanted to sleep at my place after that. She’s nice so no problem… What pissed me off a little bit on the other hand it’s that she is not really a good kisser (for my taste) and is VERY sticky even TOO MUCH (she always wants to take me hand or a cuddle while we don’t really know each other). On the other hand, she is OK to come with me to the swimming pool during the week so that’s cool!

Minute positive: she told me she found me beautiful, intelligent, friendly and a good lover. Awww, it’s nice! Handsome : I dunno, it depends on taste, I guess. Intelligent: if we rely on my IQ, kinda intelligent yes. Nice: it depends. Good lover : I’ve already been told so it should not be wrong. My advantage is, I have a wise face and a look that hide a very pronounced naughty side.

May the God of the Game be with us!

August 26th 2015,

I’m in Aix, at my parents, for nearly three weeks. I’ve not really picked up since I was on vacation: a little bit on Tinder… but above all I revived old southerners plans on FaceBook. I had two flakes: girls who wanted (one sent me pictures of her naked) but at the last moment one told she was not ready for love because still in love with her ex and the other was afraid of regret. “They overthink too much these girls,” I said to myself. Then I let it go, no desire get a headache right now.

Monday, I went to the testing center and I went to Red Trousers (see my Diary 2). This girl is still beautiful and hot. She told me she spent one month in Japan and banged a guy there who had a tiny dick : 5cm in erect… I found it funny but not her: she had to simulate to make him finish quickly. Because, in addition, he was not gifted with his sex.

I fingered, licked and fucked her : two orgasms. After we rested and she did a funny thing: she masturbated her clit while I fingered her by touching her breasts: BOOM third female orgasm (very powerful). That’s as much as the first time we had met up almost one year ago, yet… In short, I like this chick.

Yesterday I went to Marseille, I visited a girl picked up on the Internet. A little girl of 36, a typical Mediterranean brunette mother of two children who were on holiday with their dad, pretty. Finally, I found that her face had a lot of charm and she is pretty damn hot for a mom.

I went at her place, on the Corniche. I had too much to piss on the way but I was not going to go straight to the bathroom when arriving at her place so I went and did in the garden of a residence, quietly. Then, it took almost 1 hour to park in her neighbourhoods, what a pain! She had prepared a small meal for me then okay, it was worth the trip. She showed me her videos while taking a drink, because she loves making videos. There were also many books on the “synchronicity” in her room : she explained to me what it is but I’ve not understood this theory.

After a moment, she said she thought I was a liar, and I was a sexx-starved. It was a kind of test. I could tell she was stressed and unsettled when I stroked her thigh casually on the couch. I said, “if I prove to you that I fucked yesterday and therefore I am not a sex-starved, do you remove your top?
– OK.”

I showed her the text messages exchanged with Red Pants thanking me for orgasms and she said, “you’re not my type because of your leather shoes and polo because I like the guys that look more roots (I dont know what that means) but you’re still charming’re so we can fuck if you want.”

She showed me the way to her room, then removed her top and pants directly. She then undressed me. I licked her: cunnilingus orgasm. A funny thing: at some point she has spread herself her lips so that I lick her clit better!

Then she really wanted me to fuck her so she put the condom on my dick, fixing me in the eye: it was really exciting that!

Her vagina was very dilated by her two deliveries and, no doubt, by several huge dicks from Marseille… So, not too many feelings j’n’avais but when I took her doggy style she started screaming to the rhythm of her beautiful ass and tatoo, it made me come! I did not even try to refrain.

She was really tired after sex (though we only fucked once) then she ate a icecream and talked to me for a long time. She told me I was good in doggy style, it’s nice.

She said she also lost a former partner who wanted to save a girl from drowning in Spain but died of exhaustion in the sea, last month. She started to cry. In short, she is really touching, this chick. I tried to cheer her up, tell her that maybe death is better than life (at least one is not forced to work). But that kind of crap had no effect on her.

She still thanked for sex, and for having made her laugh… she said she needed to fuck a nice unknown man, to overcome her fear of inviting a stranger into her house… in short, to live, period! Another good deed for Cyprineman !!! My karma seems to be doing well at the moment…

I was thinking on my way back: people who have seen death up close (like the Banker (see my Diary 2)) no longer see life as stupidly as before. Before me, this woman had fucked only 4 or 5 guys since she is divorced for 4 years, and had never invited a stranger home. I managed to charm her enough for her to let herself go, that’s why I’m a PUA online. I hope it made her feel good and will allow her to make a step forward in her sex life.

I also saw the friend of my mother during the holidays, the one who is a bit psychic and who advised me to go to a seer to get out of my depression (see my Diary 2). She told me that I had no entity on me now! It’s good to hear even if a part of me was skeptical any way!

Well, now I just picked up my screening results (I have nothing) and, this weekend, Virginie is coming to see me before I go back to Lyon.

Kisses and have a good holiday…

I hope you have a tanned cock (tanned tits for women).

The God of the Game to you!

August 7th 2015,

I slept with Evangeline Lilly last night! Well, I admit: it was not really her, but she damn looked like her.

I’m really euphoric this morning because she was really my type : not tall, brown haired, blue/green eyed, thin, with a beautiful face and a small nose.

This double of the actress is podiatrist and is 34 years old but looks like a girl of 20 years. Her belly is super flat and muscular (she swims too). Her breasts are not big but keep straight. Her legs are delicious. One might think that I am exaggerating but this is not even the case…

I thought what happened on Monday night with the blonde hottie was exceptionnal but I admit Lyon spoils me right now : the city entrusted me another one of its sex bombs. I approached her on the Internet, that one too. I write you down the approach to inspire you!

Her profile said: “I can be as nice and placid than unpredictable. As soon as I have time I like to go out and have fun, but after having enjoyed celibacy I am looking for a man who will tame me and mellow me ! “

My first message was powerful “I think I will tame you but I’m not interested in mellowing you 😉
– Oh you think? Lol
– Yes if you leave me a chance
– Why not
– Great ! Wanna come over for a massage ? A real one, huh, do not imagine bad things;)
– Oh good idea 😉 I am not in Lyon these days, maybe this weekend? I’m back for a few days before leaving again.
– Yes you will see it will relax you! I even have some essential oil I just bought a diffuser. Perfect. I hope you spend a good holiday and are doing good trip! Are you having fun? OK this weekend that suits me… Friday?
– Well I tell you later ? I am just back a few days and many things are already planned.
– OK… but do not worry, I do not think you will regret your decision to come to me 🙂 or Thursday it actually does not matter to me
– I hope so;) you’re where in Lyon ?

[Blah]

– Tomorrow I’ll be very late, but we can say on Thursday… I’ll reconfirm !
– Go for Thursday 🙂 you will not regret it!

[No more news until Wednesday evening when she tried to piss me off]

– Tomorrow at 9pm, it’s still good? 🙂
-Isn’t it possible on Friday finally? 😉
– Honestly it is 1,000 times better for me tomorrow [I’m not your dog even though I like to lick everywhere]
– Ok I’ll try tomorrow
– You will have be entitled to a nice massage because you’re coming when it suits me
– Cool where do we meet then ?
– At my place ?
– Yeah well I generally do not like to meet a guy directly at his place.. I only agree because you promised me a massage

She arrived late but with a bottle of white wine. I like well-mannered girls! I politely wetted my lip because I no longer drink alcohol. She, meanwhile, has drunk almost half of the bottle. Must say we chatted for over an hour.

I quickly learned that her sister lived near from me. She saw my library and my books on meditation/Buddhism then asked me lots of questions about. I told her my paranormal experience and she told me hers : one day she saw a black shape in her house… she was 8 years old, was very afraid and went into hiding. The next day her hamster was dead, she is now convinced she has seen death. I freaked out when she told me that so I directed the conversation to more exciting topics.

We talked about her sex life. She did not wanna tell me first but I started and after she opened. I told my orgies and the afternoon I fucked after a session of body painting. She told me that one night she directly visited a guy met on the Internet, she undressed in front of his door before entering while he was waiting naked on his bed: they directly fucked without talking before. It was one of her fantasies. Her other fantasies are: 2 guys for her, and 1 guy and 1 girl for her. She tried once to have 2 guys for her but one of the guys did not get hard. Too bad for him !

I FINALLY asked if she wanted to see if I massaged well, she replied “why not? “So I grabbed her up and removed her top. I told her to get on the bed and she removed her skirt herself. I said “forgive it and take it on.” She did it by asking “why?” I have just taken if off myself by approaching her and looking into her eyes. It was very sexy. Just like her pretty blue underwear. She layed on her stomach, I turned the essential oil diffuser on, grabbed a cream that smells good, took off my polo and put myself astride her.

I gave her a massage for a while and then I followed up with the combo “fingers in her pussy with one hand and clit caressing with the other hand.” It lasted a long time. She trembled, had spasms everywhere, she almost came but stopped me! She sucked me a few minutes, very well indeed, and said “I never finish a guy like that sorry
– OK “. I wanted to lick her but she did not want: she said she doesn’t like it and it is very hard to make her come anyway. Never mind, I took care of her with my magic fingers.

She wanted to resist but I obliged her to orgasm by taking her firmly. I admit that it took a long time. I was like a locksmith trying to open a safe. I listened carefully to the changes. Then she came over me. We fucked WITH CONDOM (I’m proud of me). She jumped me while I admired her great firm breasts and her very cute nipples. We went on a missionary with and without raised legs. Then in lotus. And finally, doggy style. She fucks and kisses very well, she obviously is a woman of experience.

She told me after the battle she had mistakenly accepted my request on the site but after she wondered “why not?” When she decided to get up for a glass of water, I really wanted to take her up. But I was too tired. Then we got a hug and she left. She texted me to wish me a good night … and it worked.

It may look easy when I tell it but remember you first must convince the girl to come to you, then have a correct BL (be a little bit dominant) and give her orgasms.

Well, tonight I’m on vacation for one month (the office is closed). I do not think I will fuck another girl from Lyon before going back to Aix because I need to sleep and I have several episodes of Arrow to watch!

Anyway, picking up in a big city like Lyon, changes life. I’m sure if I lose my job (if I have more free time in fact), I could fuck 9 or 10 girl per month. Anyway, maybe I’m dreaming. But according to Snipe: 4FC/month it’s already a good PUA level…

I trust his judgment because this PUA is my reference in France. Unlike Nicolas Dolteau who says he is the “best seducer of France” but blocked me directly on FB when I left a comment on his page to explain that I do not agree with some advice he gave. I’m not saying this guy is bad, just that he is best in marketing than in pick up.

See you !

May the God of the Game be with you !

August 6th 2015,

Yet, it was rather a bad start between the physio and me. She had a profile without a photo and a shitty description on Adopteunmec… I quote: “Picture on request, because of my job, I do not want to be on the schedule… I’m looking for someone healthy, with a good life and who knows what he wants. A well-educated man, ambitious, attentive, cuddly, epicurean, traveler… would be a good start; for the rest we will see in use :)”

And besides, she dared to send me a really aggressive first message “You are a very sick right?
– I could say the same thing
– LOL why?
– Given your expectations on the site
– I do not think so 🙂
– You will see
– I’ll see what?
– When you’ll have met two or three weird guys or bad lovers
– The weird ones yes it’s done
– Bad lovers you do not know because you do not fuck?
– It must be that
– Just asking
– So yes, I know
– I think our communication has problems
– I do not think so. I’m telling you that I know that there are bad lovers, but here like everywhere else
– Can you send me a picture please?
– Hmm I do not know. You look weird all the same
– Maybe different but I do not know if that’s a bad thing
– Explain
– Well, you’ve met only weird guys that looked normal. Now, you’re talking with a guy who do not take it seriously and you reject him for that
– I do not reject I am suspicious
– And you think you’re not weird you?
– Not me 🙂
– Well think again lol
– What makes you say that?
– Well a lot of things. Your profile without photo. The aggressive way you have approached me. Now it’s difficult to send me a photo while on your profile you’ve written on request lol
– I’m not aggressive 🙂
– This is all you have understand among what I said?
– Not necessarily. Relax
– I’m relaxed I’m waiting for your photo
– If you give me an email address

[She sent me a black and white picture but I could hardly see her…]

– One single picture ??? 🙂
– It is already a good thing
– Me I uploaded 8, darling
– It’s a contest? 🙂
– Yes, a contest of good will 🙂
– I sent you another one
– Cool, the dress is almost transparent 🙂
– Not exactly
– So I did not really understand what you want from me
– Nothing in particular. And you?
– I want to see if you are a good kisser, for starters
– No one had to complain. By the way what do you do in life?
– I’m an accountant and you? OK so we will see it then… are you free any night this week?
– I’m a physiotherapist. On Friday I go on holiday it’s hard
– Cool but it is me who will make you a massage for once 🙂 Me too am leaving this weekend so it postpones to September if we do not meet up!
– I hope you love challenges for the massage… 🙂 I’m back late August
– Yes I do 🙂 me too but that is not a reason to procrastinate
– It’s gonna be complicated. If I can I’ll tell you which night
– Okay or you’ll have to reopen me when you’re back
– You can also reopen me you know
– Well here it is you who refuse therefore it will be for you to come back to me, my dear
– There are only 2 nights!
– It’s manageable

[She then asked me what I planned to do and I told her to come to my place… however after trying unsuccessfully to get invited in her office to fuck her.]

– I will think about it. For now I’m going to bed…
– Alone 🙂
– Who knows

[Yesterday morning, the night wearing board… turnaround, I received this]

– Maybe I can tonight finally
– Good. What time ?
– Calm down it’s not sure yet
– Ok but I have to organize a minimum
– That is to say? You know I’ll be very uncomfortable
– Why would you?
– Because it’s not me to do such a thing
– I see ! I will help you to feel comfortable! And that’s good, too, new experiences. Where are you in Lyon?
– Secret 🙂
– Lol YOU’re gonna make ME suspicious
– You should not 🙂 I do not want to see you at my office
– You know, I’m far too busy these days, I have other things to do lol! But well as you want. I have to visit my cousins after work then you’ll tell me what time you come so I can organize

[She asked me where I live and made a shitty comment]

– This place is dangerous 😉

Basically, she tried to find an excuse and tried to force me into any errors for not coming having sex while keeping a clear conscience (she had yet some desire in fact). But she fell on the wrong dude because I did not fall into those traps. Another victory for the aggressive game against social pressure!

Arrived home, about 9:15pm a small blonde dressed in a little strict way. Older than the last one who came directly to my place. A little less thin too. But hey, it’s still a quality ass. Especially seen how she played the princess, she deserved a fucking correction.

We drank orange juice to get acquainted. Her friend was harassing her via texts to find out if I was a freak who would cut her and bury her in the Parc de la Tete d’Or. She has not received many responses during the evening. Not because I killed her but we were busy!

First, I made a massage. She wanted to choose music: Christine & TheQueens. Ok. Then this princess did not like the lavender essential oil, so it was a massage with moisturizer. I massaged the paranoid physio, that’s funny. She even taught me a few tricks to further improve my massages but told me that for a non-physio, I’m doing “quite well”. Right now, it’s a little my technique, the massage: therefore so much the better!

After massaging her back, the plan was to go down between her thighs. And to lick her pussy. Then, the plan was she takes care of me a little bit before I take her. However, after enjoying, she masturbated me but did not suck. The moral is that if chicks want us to call them back, they should think about sucking especially if you licked them until orgasm just before! I fucked her all the same… but well. Another negative thing is that she does not like spanking. But the positive thing is that she is a good kisser.

By leaving, she was looking for her clothes that had been scattered and was surprised : there still was Virginie’s chemise in bed. At least she will not take me for a sex-starved guy who has not fucked for months (so who is easily manipulable).

One hour later, I got the text message “I’m safe home”. I answered “by the way, what’s your name?
– Lol you do not know my name! :/
– Tell me, I’m curious!”

She nevertheless ended telling me. Proud of my victory, I started an episode of the show Arrow, so I can fantasize about Thea Queen… then I fell asleep. I dreamed that I fucked the actress but I fell asleep right in the act and her brother found me in his bed, in the position of Jesus on the cross, naked and alone. And besides, I still had the condom on my cock. He looked at me, said “you should be ashamed, you will change my sheets.” I woke up with a jolt!

Well. I’m at work now. So I can not fussing too much but it’s still the third crazy girl I had sex with since I am in Lyon (after the crazy elf and the rats breeder). I will be on holidays Friday… I’m going back to Aix but I will still try to fuck 1 more girl during the month of August.

Kisses to all the fans, hateful and envious persons! May the God of the Game be with you! And for your well-being, sleep with the head at the north!

August 4th 2015,

When I approached her online, I did not think this chick was so hot. In fact, I’m the kind of guy who approaches a lot and quickly without being really selective… and then I choose among the receptive girls. It allows me to talk to every women in the same way. Besides, some find it really strange when they are not placed on a pedestal…

This girl had just as a description on Adopte “I fall for the cooks.” So I opened with « so you like the cooks? I’ll make pastas 😉
– Nice but I’ve seen better;)
– Haha! soup and orgasms?
– It is a strange mixture;)
– You must try before you can tell whether you like it or not lol
– Said like that, you know I think I’m not wrong if I say that it does not a good mix
– Everyone’s tastes as they say
– That is true
– So… just the orgasms ?! If you refuse it’s you’re so jaded that you no longer believe that a guy can drive you crazy
– Oh, I hope a man can

[I have not answered after that because I found that she did not invest enough… but she resumed the conversation 4 hours later while I was at the zoo of the Parc de la Tete d’Or in the process to see that the red panda has more success than me with women…]

– Suddenly you say nothing 😉
– I was thinking baby. What you’ve just written me is positive or negative?
– It is positive 🙂
– Cool then what do we do?
– What do you think ?
– As a first hot date
– Yes
– Do you want a massage?
– Usually when a guy proposes a massage he has something else than an innocent massage in mind 😉
– Generally yes. Does my franchise shock you? [I assume here that I want to fuck her : when estrogen meets testo, in general, we get a boom!]
– Not at all… Sorry for replying a bit late .. rough night: /
– Ouch I hope you feel better now, cutie. If you want to spend a better night tell me;)
– Yes I feel better now 😉 In any case I will have a better night
– Haha 🙂 available this evening?
– For a massage right? 😉
– Exactly
– Haha 🙂 I am demanding (for massage)
– When are you coming ? 🙂 [From there it’s my favorite part of the conversation: it’s about reverse psychology]
– Why do you think I’m going to come?
– Actually you would surprise me if you were coming but I will reach out to you… it’s up to you to see if you want to have a good time in gallant company or do something else, I’m just doing my part of the job by proposing 🙂
– That would surprise you? Really ? 😉
– Yes ! According to the principle of comfort zone: 99% would prefer to stay at home watching TV because of the adrenaline rush that one feels when one is being massaged by a sexy stranger
– Maybe I’m one of the 1%
– It would be cool for both of us 🙂 at what time do you wanna come then?
– You’re not a psychopath? Just so I am somewhat reassured
– I am not, even quite a psychologist 😉 and you are you a psychopath ? [here I return the question to push her to qualify]
– And penguin hunter during your free time;) I’m not any of that 😉 I’m very nice [she speaks of “penguin hunter” because I said in my description it’s my job]
– Me too 🙂

After that, we chatted, “where do you live, give me your number baby, etc”. I ended up inviting her to eat with me at 8:30pm, the same evening. She arrived at 8:18 p.m.: I was still in shorts reading a book on my bed, I put my apartment quickly in order while she was getting impatient outside. “And the door is supposed to open by magic ?” I received this fucking text.

I got dressed very quicky and everything, then I opened the door. 1m70 (but she was taller than me with her heels), 50kg, blonde, green eyes, beautiful face… a true hottie. However, God knows blondes are not usually my type! But her: dressed very classy, style daughter of doctors, rich and everything. Mamamia!

Coming from a moderately wealthy family, and knowing that my mother was a teacher in a rich high school in the South : I suffered a bit of inequalities of wealth but I have also always loved fucking hard the daughters of the rich. This girl is 24 and has a Master’s degree in hotel management… and before managing her own hotel, is a waitress. Her colleagues and customers want to fuck her. She told me a colleague sexually harassed her. I understand the desire of this man even if I can not support his way of expressing it. Hot and waitress, there’s enough to jerk off under the table during lunch! Besides, I said I’d go to the restaurant with my meal tickets, and she made fun of me by saying “you have not the means.”

I had not much to feed her. She was a little upset but… she also said that I did not look really awake (I just woke up after a 2 hours nap). But I think that my indifference still seduced her. I have served gazpacho with dark chocolate. It was a kind of picnic in my living room.

Then I transitioned from the dining table to the bed, I told her we would be better sitting on it. I started stroking her leg nonchalantly: she made a weird face but said nothing. She continued to tell me her life. I started my essential oil diffuser but my machine has not impressed her (I hope the other will). She said she likes nerds and is a nerd herself. So I put my glasses on to offer her a massage and she agreed. I asked “how to dress?” She just took her top off by replying “I would have said ALL NAKED but it’s too early.” I positioned on her, then I took off her bra without asking for permission… no protest. I was on her back at the beginning and I went down. So I started to massage her ass, then took off her jeans by sending mixed messages “Go ahead but keep your string anyway
– Uh it’s a shorty”. I complimented her (sincerely) on her body. Those who say that we must never compliment a girl can cut their cock. It is only at the beginning of the interaction that you should not do it, so the girl doesn’t think she’s a queen.

I massaged the buttocks, thigh, inner thighs… and then I got back on her head. She relaxed well. So I touched her breasts. And I undressed myself without saying anything, which made her laugh. I was in shorts and she in a string uh in a shorty sorry. She was very hot but yet had some complexes, she said that her tits are not big enough (maybe she just wanted me to say « you’re perfect »… but no). It remembers me a very pretty girl who got operation of chest : she is not worse after the operation but the fact she is “fake” is blocking me now.

In short, I gave her kisses and licked her back, then I licked her pussy. She said it was “good”. I have asked about her sex life : apparently, I’m the first man since her last long-term relationship “in mode I’m in love and all this stuff” is over. She had a crazy period before that. That’s it for her sexual experience. About experiences out of the ordinary, she just made a 3some with 2 guys and would like to try with a girl. It’s good to know !

I told her about my experiences. I tried not to tell much so she doesn’t think I’m a liar. After I licked her, she jerked me off with her feet and came against me and gave me a handjob. I started moaning: she said she loved it because is a very hearing girl. She was so excited she sucked me then. She put her glasses on for fun by saying that she’s a “naughty secretary”. Damn, yes, she is!

What a good blowjob! It’s called the “emotional lift.” I explain: she sucks you until you’re about to come then stops and licks your hypersensitive glans. I do not find this part very good but it seems that some guys love it. Then she repeates the operation several times! I could not handle more. I ended up sending her a giga dose in the mouth… but what a blowjob! I was dead after I was shaking all over and everything.

We talked about sex and I did not get soft. But I was too K.O. for fucking her. Indescribable! She asked me to nickname her “golden blowjob.” True story ! She said that in bed, she likes to be dominated. Especially in doggy style with spanking. And she loves 69! Cool !

After that, we chatted: we were almost asleep against each other… and then at 0:30am, she realized she had missed the last train and that her mother was waiting for her. Must say that I was installed on her buttocks and she was on Léo (my cuddly toy : a stuffed leopard who kisses on the mouth the chicks who visit me). Nevermind, she took a taxi. And texted me to tell me she was fine once back home!

Otherwise, for Virginie, after the slump of last weekend, the relationship has improved. We feel good together again. Since my last FR, we have said what we had to say to each other and then after, we each took into account the feelings of the other. We can say we have moved on! The long-distance relationship has not destroyed us yet!

May the God of the Game be with us!

July 30th 2015,

The cohabitation that went wrong

I’m writing here but there’s still Virginie home. Except that she pisses me off, you see. This is my emotional purging. Just like the overflow of the washbasin.

We had alread spent several days together but two weeks and a half it’s not the same thing! We will have held up one week (with tolerable tensions). However, what would happen, happened… Monday, it really exploded. Stronger than the cum of a guy who just gets out of prison after 5 years and pays a whore.

She started by criticizing me because I’m snoring. Understand: I snore a few times but I’m not a big snorer. I slept with enough chicks and friends to find out. But according to her : I snore too loud at night, and it is unbearable. She therefore feels compelled to go sleeping on the floor in the bathroom (is it logical or a weird idea?) In addition: there she sleeps badly, has back pain in the morning so is irritable and talks to me in a bad way. On the other hand, if I reply something, she bursts into tears.

It’s tiring me because :

1) I’m helping her. Even if it makes me happy I would have preferred starting with ONE week but she insisted on coming TWO weeks “it’s everything or nothing,” she declared.

2) I feed, accomodate, pays her restaurants, cinemas, bus tickets, etc. I pointed out this fact, but she just said “my mother gave me €100 for the month so I can not participate.” Seriously. And she does not find it not normal that her mother gave her only €100. Fuck, the mom is still in charge, Virginie is a student (and brilliant) !!!

3) I feel guilty because, sometimes nervousness made me say things I regret.

In short, the morning I can not take a shower, comb my hair nor even go to the toilet because she sleeps. So I have to piss in my kitchen sink. Yucky!

Tuesday I tried to make an effort to calm the situation but it was not enough. I even peed in the sink because I was again entitled to a crisis until 1am (she had locked herself in the bathroom, where are the toilet, of course). The solution according to her, that I sleep in the bathroom even if I work the next day and that to not wake her up, I have lunch sitting on the toilet. Yes, yes, she really offered me this solution. When I said it was an stupid idea, she  went crazy “SO YOU’RE SAYING I’M STUPID ??? “

I objected that if she really wanted to sleep, she would sleep the day even if a train passed. But no, it’s impossible for her to sleep during the day, period. Deal with it, Fab.

At noon yesterday (Wednesday), after having no news from her, I sent her a text message to see if she wanted us to lunch together. Answer: “I already ate.” It was too much, I feel that she wants war! And even when I hold out my hand, she bites. I have a lot of stress at work but when I’m back home, it’s even worse, for some days. Does she try to attract my attention because I’m too busy with work for her taste (she is on holiday)?

Last night I decided to pay her a night at the hotel to be quiet, so she can sleep without having back pain and that she can think. Besides, I should have charged her (€39): I’m not her father. And I’m tired of paying for everything, for in return, that she sulks. But hey, I’m too nice and gallant, it’s not new… so I paid (some will say « sucker »).

And I always hope that she takes into account my comments and we can finish this cohabitation in a pleasant way. There is still one week to go. It is possible if everyone pitches in! And, after that, I will see I still want to continue to see her… Besides, if she understood what I told her, she will propose to reimburse me or will invite me in a restaurant .

On ther other hand, if she does the same thing again soon, I’ll see myself forced to kick her out. Yet I am attached and everything, but it’s just unbearable. Yesterday, I had a heavy heart from seeing her taking the direction of the hotel. I also gotta work on myself, I know I have flaws and everything, but I think that since I’m helping her for 15 days… she still must make a little more effort than me. I may be wrong, according to the female logic.

 

The game of the day

Since I was a little angry and everything, I decided that instead of moping and asking myself one thousand questions all night, I would rather invite a girl and fuck her. I felt I needed to clear my head and something else. It was a chance : I had one in my viewfinder of sexual American Sniper. Here is the conversation on Adopteunmec :

SHE: Good evening,
I do not know what to tell you, in fact; I just wanted to send you a message, then I’m done 🙂

ME: Cool.
If one day you just wanna undress me or make me kisses on the abs… do the same thing 🙂

SHE: Haha! of course.
Interesting your profile; it is rare to come across a description without a misspelling, well done!

ME: Lol thank you! What did I win? 😉

SHE: I do not know, what do you think you deserve? 😉

ME: A shower together or a naked massage

SHE: Yeah a massage, it can always be negotiated!

ME: Did you not find me too direct?

ELLE: Direct, certainly. Too much, I do not think so.

ME: Thank you darling. Cool but then you also will be naked. There’s nothing like skin-against skin feeling to relax !!!

ELLE: What’s your name?

Blah […]

SHE: I am near Monplaisir
For massage, the problem is that I’m a little bit A DICK haha

ME: haha no the dick that’s me;)
if you want I’ll give you a first massage then guide you
Monplaisir ? it is a sign lol
What are you doing tonight?

SHE: Okay, at your peril haha
Nothing planned

ME: We could meet up at what time?

SHE: Listen, let’s say 9pm, it would be good?

ME: I don’t know

ELLE: At your place I mean

ME: My place around 9pm?

ELLE: If it suits you

In fact she arrived around 10:30pm, this slut. So late that I thought she had flaked. I was also about to write her a virulent message when it rang. The problem is that I’m supposed to be trying to convert myself to the philosophy of Buddhism and meditation: understanding, compassion, forgiveness, tolerance, etc. But I still can not detach myself from my negative emotions and am sometimes too impulsive! I am working on myself and read a lot of books about it.

Well. So I opened my door to a tall Métis. White traits, beautiful, hot, pretty refined glasses, dark skin. I could describe her as follows “a coffee with lots of milk, please!” She was talking very slowly, it smelled like the good tranquility of the Caribbean. It has its charm! With her aerodynamic haircut composed of soft hair, she works in a drugstore : she therefore sells condoms, tampons and viagra.

We sat down on my bed. She asked for a glass of water without GHB. We just talked for about 15 minutes, then I stroked her back. She shuddered. So I started caressing her everywhere, and she had her hand on my dick as a response. From there, it was good!

I went in underwater mode under her clothes, I fondled her breasts, clit and have fingered her. She started to make noise like crazy. Another hypersensitive black girl! For the record, I had already fucked a black and it was the same. Some white are also hypersexual but let’s say “statistically” (regarding my experience anyway) this is rare among white and more common in black. Thanks to her, I had probably traumatized my neighbors and/or made my neighbors want me, last night!

In short, then I undressed, licked her, etc. She came. The walls trembled because of her cries. Then I got up to take off my shirt and there… turnaround. She grabbed the flight, kissed my belly, opened my pants and everything. I thought she was going to suck me but no. She switched me on the bed and came over me. I wished she suck me though, fuck.

Instead, she was deceitful: she started to rub. Then more and more closely. Then sank on me. Without condom. I told her to stop and everything… to put on on a condom, she replied “yes” but continued. On the other hand it was really good! I knew I fell back into my old suicidal habits, but… carpe diem!

In short, I fucked without a condom. I asked her if she was taking the pill : she said yes. I then asked her if she had done tests “Yes three weeks ago and I have nothing.” WELL IT’S A GOOD POINT!

The thing is, since she may very well have fucked without a condom in the meantime. It’s long, 3 weeks in the life of a nymphomaniac! And if she proceeds like that with all the guys, I can be afraid. Especially that my Virginie, I also fuck her without condom. And she was the only one so far. I do not know what I’ll tell her to do not do it with her now. I feel a little dirty, as irresponsible. I can not decently fuck her again without condom before having a test.

Anyway, after that I caressed her again and she orgasmed again. The fact she was a really hot black girl complexed me a little bit. I thought, “maybe she is used to fuck with blacks with a huge cock and everything.” Let’s say it’s like football, the blacks are more athletic and the whites more technical! Just like Griezmann!

Btw, at one point I saw she had kept her socks during sex. One blue and one pink. Lol.

At midnight, she was in a hurry to catch the last train. It’s easy, Lyon, to kick out girls and take advantage of the urgency to take pictures while they’re getting dressed! 😉

 

Other thoughts

1) Regarding AIDS, I do not think the risk is huge. Nothing justifies the heavy 4-week treatment starting within 48 hours after a risk the doctor said I should take. Anyway, in my situation. So: on September 10, I’ll take a fucking test with fingers crossed. I think I will take this opportunity to make a complete check-up, too. It’s been over one year since I have not done it. In fact, it would be good that I no longer think too much about it meanwhile, it is useless anyway: it’s done it’s done.

This is what I found on AIDS:
– Insertive vaginal sex (man penetrating a woman vaginally), probability per act: 2-5/10000 “bad luck” to be contaminated. Or 0.05% (equivalent to 1 transmission over 2500 exposures).
– In France in 2014: 150 000/66 000 000 = 0,003% of sufferers.
– My risk = 0,003 * 0.05 = 0.0001%. It is not huge anyway! I have more chances to be killed by a car. But hey, I’ll still use condoms with strangers in the future. Moreover, apparently getting a blowjob has a “low probability of transmission, but not zero.” I never used a condom to get a blowjob. Am I a person at risk? I do not know anyone who gets it for a blowjob, for my defense. Are we not entitled to pure pleasure without constraints?

2) I found a LAIR that looks nice in Lyon. They describe themselves as beginners but look cool. This is by far the more important thing to me. I propose an exchange “their knowledge of bars and city against my knowledge of direct game.” With possible budding friendship. After all, everyone has a human side to bring to others. There’s not only the game in life!

The only thing that bothers me is that they fawn Nicolas Dolteau… while I find he looks gay and I also find he gives very basic advice… but hey, it’s not the worst either. The worst is Selim, I guess, he only serves to rotate his money machine. Moreover, on his blog, he has dared to write in a moment of honesty, “yes, gone are the days of laughter and songs but I’m not paid to discuss (well in fact a little bit, but with customers, sorry, fans …) I am willing to absorb tens thousands of fan’s notifications for my business, but only one off topic makes me really angry. “

3) Otherwise, I lost 2kg on the 4 that I took in my new life. I feel good!

Well, courage! May the God of the Game be with you!

July 16th 2015,

The 14th was the day of the fireworks. Last night, it was rather a firepussy for a pretty girl. She has seen all the colors (red, green, blue)! BIM! BAM! BOOM!

It all started on the Internet, in this blessed holiday of July 14th that did me some good. This absolutely not deserved rest allowed me to swim in order to cool off and to pickup a naughty girl at nap time, my hair flying to the rhythm of the ventilator.

 

1/ The innocuous dialogue and my comments

Below, a lot of virgin excuses (I say it affectionately) and of defused shit-tests (because I’m worth it).

ME: Hi darling
(Comment: I tested her directly to see her reaction)

SHE: You’re fast!

ME: I will probably beat you when it comes to the length of some stuff
(Comment: first sexualization to see her reaction)

SHE: I easily believe you when you say you’ll beat me when it comes to the length of a lot of stuff, but I beat you when it comes to the size of my tits (at least I hope for you huh)…

ME: Lol. Haha! How to know ?! If you want we can compare! And because I’m fast I’ll try to take my clothes off to see if you’re doing the same

SHE: It’s hot outside, take your clothes off, and you can be sure I am in… If it was winter on the other hand… Not sure ^^

ME: That’s it I removed my clothes. I am now in a black boxer. And you ? Enjoy being in summer

SHE: Lol
(Comment: this fucking one word answer (can block the conversation) shows that she is uncomfortable but the above answers show that she is interested so I decided to put my foot in it)

ME: Are you shy?

SHE: I will not make you dream I’m warning you… With this heat I’m very intolerant to my bra so I’m in white sports bra and black shorts full of cat hairs. Sexy right?
I’m not shy in normal times, let’s say that I had not much experience I am rather shy/not yet fully comfortable in the intimacy, but hey, I learn fast 😉

ME: The hairs are on your breasts or your bra? 😉 not really sexy, I hope that when’ll you come to see me you will wear paired underclothes !!!
You’d learn faster if you do it with a good and understanding guy 🙂
(Comment: I am a little bit selling myself here but I think it is true that I’m particularly cool with virgins)

SHE: Failed, the hair are on the shorts (she slept on me and was using my chest as a pillow) Besides, job tomorrow and sports night, my cat is gonna happily jump on me when I get back…

ME: I miss my cat now Ahahah… bravo! How are you going to catch up?
What will you do tomorrow night as sport?
Me too I will jump on you if you want;)
(Comment: I give her an opening)

SHE: I won’t give you Gaia, that’s for sure, it’s mine!
But I’ll give you one of my chocolates, you’re lucky because I normally do not share…
I’m in a gym club, Wednesday is cardio dance classes (better than the Zumba we practice a lot of styles) and Thursday is Pole Dance/sauna or hammam…

ME: Hahaha!
I will not touch your pussy then;)
OK for chocolate, you give me this when? I am very greedy.

SHE: I was wondering when would be the first link to my pussy XD too easy…

ME: It’s not because it’s easy that it’s not funny
Cool for the sauna. Another opportunity for me to see you naked!
Where do you live? Me 3rd district

SHE: Disappointment for you, the sauna/steam/jacuzzi are collective and not nudists XD
I’m at the limit of the third, but in the 7th subway D… if you see…

ME: Yes! me I’m street ** *** if you see … 🙂
I’m actually bored I’m all alone and I have no desire to watch a movie alone. Wanna come over and watch something in underwear (normal in this heat) ? Sorry if that’s too direct just ignore

SHE: I do not see where it’s but Google is my friend …
Too bad tonight I’m doing something with my roommate ^^

ME: lol ok no problem. Tomorrow?
At least you’ve got one friend;)
(Comment: there I punish her for her refusal)

SHE: Tomorrow I told you I go to gym ^^’ (Wednesday and Thursday until 22:30) and I already missed a pole dance session last week to obey my osteopath so I can not miss the next one or I will have muscles soreness next time ^^ ‘(it hurts…)

ME: Lol all that so I give you a massage 😉
Seriously well I will not insist I’d become weird! Make a counter-proposal when you want to invite me then;)

SHE: I never say no to massage but when I said it hurts I was mostly talking about the friction because of the bar (go for a joke there, I’m used to it XD)
But hey, I’m free Saturday…

ME: Saturday do you invite me to watch a movie in the same clothes as previously exposed?
Lol for the friction and the bar, I know something. (You forced me)

SHE: Well yes but no, not at my place, and I do not hang out around my roommate half-naked ^^ ‘
I have a perverse enough mind so the jokes with the bars have already been done…

ME: OK! But this weekend I have family at my place so it’s not possible!
You do not have a bedroom for each one of you?
So if you really don’t want to come over it does not matter we can continue to talk
(Comment: in fact a girlfriend is coming for 2 weeks, I have already talked about that)

SHE: Yes but I wear a shirt when I leave mine ^^ ‘
Otherwise we can go out and get a drink, or you are completely against this kind of practice? ^^

ME: I am not against but it can quickly be frustrating after!
(Comment: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

SHE: As want, we can still wait…
Otherwise, seriously, do you often propose it to unknown?
(Comment: shit test again)

ME: Only with the approach of the full moon.

SHE: Oh … And a lot of girls are interested?
(Comment: same pattern)

ME: it’s okay I’m not complaining. Then I need to see what’s behind. Probably a lot will get cold feet or piss me off soon
(Comment: here I want to push her to think where her interest is and to act differently from the crowd)

SHE: Ok ^^ ‘

ME: If you want tomorrow I finish work at 6 6.30 so we can have a drink…

SHE: I do not want to be a pain in the ass but tomorrow night I have to go to sport and before I have an appointment I cannot miss ^^ ‘

ME: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you collect the dates! well because I proposed too much it is now your turn to do so I won’t propose anymore
(Comment: she pissed me off)

SHE: Well let’s say it is an appointment that I cannot and do not want to miss ^^ ‘
Eh! I proposed too! 😉

ME: well I hope you will be in the same state of mind with our rendez-vous
yeah but it’s your turn now, each in turn

SHE: Not the same kind of appointment but yeah 😉
So, as it seems to be a problem this week… Next week ;-)?

ME: Lol
Yes why not ! Let’s keep in touch!
Can you hear the fireworks?
(Comment: at this moment I was disappointed because I knew very well that I was not sexually available to other girls than my open relationship who will visit me the next 2 weeks)

SHE: Yes I can hear and happily Gaia isn’t afraid… And you? Near Part-Dieu the sound must be loud…

ME: And you are you afraid?
Lol that’s it you geolocated me!!!
You are close to what?

SHE: Afraid of fireworks? No^^ ‘
I’m not far from Garibaldi

ME: Yeah we’re really not far from each other

SHE: Yes, but Lyon is not so big in fact…

ME: do you know what is big too?
you might even visit me after sport in fact
(Comment: I like this kind of joke)

SHE: Coming after sport? You really want to see me for the first time when I just left sport? This is not the best impression to give ^^ ‘

ME: lol you’ll take a shower if you sweat too much

SHE: You’re weird ^^ ‘
(Comment: she is trying to destabilize me)

ME: No, I think not. Why would it be weird to shower when you sweat?
(Comment: I reframe)

SHE: I usually I take my shower with application, but I said it in relation to sport. The first vision “just after sports” is not the best…

ME: Better to see after sport than not at all

SHE: You can also wait a bit it’s not urgent huh ^^ ‘

ME: Yes, but procrastination is not great lol

SHE: Oh but I do not procrastinate ^^ sport will fuck me up enough…
(Comment: of course she procrastinates because she is stressed)

ME: I can boost you after

SHE: I will ignore the last remark ^^
Is it a joke or are you really a “sexpert”?

ME: I don’t lie or I’d be ridiculous once naked
why do you ignore it? You’re so shy !!

SHE: Shy for this kind of comment, yes I admit …

ME: luckily I’m not shy me lol
otherwise we’d not go very far lol

SHE: I admit you have courage (or you’re bold and something makes you so confident) but when I do not know the guy I have difficulties to be myself…

[THE NEXT DAY]

ME: so come over tonight and we will try to make you be yourself
10:30 p.m. if I follow?
(Comment: I’m putting her under pressure but she will thank me later)

SHE: Tonight I will come back from sport… Looks like you do not want to understand ^^ ‘

ME: well yes, come just after precisely or we will postpone (I don’t know when) ! We need to enjoy life a little when we have an occasion !!!

SHE: But I do not know you and have never seen you. We’re only talking since yesterday… It’s quick anyway…
(Comment: what a lot of limiting beliefs, but hey, she cannot know that she will fall on a nice good lover)

ME: So what? I thought you liked spontaneity! and too fast is better than too slow

SHE: But I have to be back not too late I also work tomorrow and wake up early – ”
(Comment: a lot of fucking stupid excuses)

ME: I also work at 8:30am ^^

SHE: I need to wake up so I can take the train at 6:30…

ME: Yes!
But we do not live far away from each other!
You know that little stress you feel will not disappear even if we meet up in 15 days!
So why not overcoming it now ?
Then let’s have fun a little when we have a chance because too many work and not enough fun that’s not a good thing.
Don’t worry, you can take a shower here and I’m not an asshole I will be understanding towards your shyness huh
(Comment: nice speech)

SHE: Listen I’m going into a no phone room so I’ll tell you just after…
(Comment: at this moment she is uncertain)

ME: lol that means no… know that if you take the easy way you’re just going to miss a good opportunity to have a good time. With that, if you come you’ll score points in my eyes if you can get out of your comfort zone. See you later… or not. Kiss kiss
(Comment: still the same speech)

SHE: I have no address to join 😉

ME: cool you’re coming? ** Street ** ***

SHE: The waiting time is over, unfortunately, I am now in the subway… It’s too hot outside. I’m tired by my sport. And I am hungry.
(Comment: she was freaking out when the time of action was coming but wanted to feel good so invented excuses like what it was not possible to come over but she was trying to do that in a way I cannot blame her)

ME: the waiting time for what? I’m eating
I am waiting for you
come to Garibaldi you will be next to me
(Comment: I do not buy her bullshit)

SHE: Next to you is less close to Garibaldi than my place ^^ ‘

ME: I do not understand ! when will you be here ? do not procrastinate during a long time please because then we would have few time and it would be boring ^^ if you want it in fact do it, because we have only one life
(Comment: speech part 3)

SHE: only if you will walk me back to Garibaldi after?

ME: okay let’s be crazy

SHE: I guess I’m here

ME: cool
wait a minute I’m taking my jeans on
*th floor

Note: I use * instead of stuff I want to keep confidential.

 

2/ Once home

Around 10:30pm, on the screen of my high-tech intercom I saw a nice figure. Very feminine. In a sexy dress. Or a tunic, I always confuse. In fact, I do not even know the difference. In short, it was bound to be exciting.

I hesitated to open the door topless but I finally preferred to casually wear a polo in front of her to turn her on.

She put her gym bag in the hallway and sat on a stool. She asked for a glass of water and told me she had eaten a cereal bar on the road. OK, so if it’s good for her it’s good for me. We talked a bit about everything and nothing, her studies (work-linked training), my job, heat. This is a girl who describes herself as a geek. She creates websites, logos, videos, etc. It is not very well paid apparently.

I listened a lot. Anyway I could not get a word in edgewise then became resigned. She was probably very stressed for talking that much. Anyway, at some point, I positioned myself behind her and started to caress her shoulders, her face, etc. Then I slid my hands on her stomach, her legs, etc.

Then I kissed her in the neck and shoulders and then started to rub her crotch over her thin dress (or tunic, fuck). She suddenly said nothing more. It had a powerful impact on her. And I talked to her like if nothing was happening at the same time (I touched her everywhere), it was funny because it was hard for her to be consistent when she answered. So I went under the dress, started to rub over her string. Then I paused when I felt she was really wet, to caress her boobies. Finally, I went under her panties and I caressed her clit. She enjoyed, she was shaking and everything and almost fell off her stool. Fortunately, I was careful, I caught her.

Then we stood up. I looked into her eyes. She has very pretty green almond-shaped eyes well highlighted by beautiful black eyebrows. Her reddish hair is nice too. She has sharp and a little pointy ears like elves. Maybe she is an elf. Thinking about it, I took off her dress. She found herself in underwear. A nice white underwear was hidding fairly big and firm breasts. She has got pretty little pink nipples. It’s cool. Her string was black. I’ve also taken it down by leading her on my bed.

She told me that it was not fair so I put myself in boxer. I rubbed my cock against her pussy and my boxer became wet. I went down and I licked/fingered her. It drove her crazy. She contracted from everywhere, her belly and everything. Her legs were shaking, she gasped. She was close to orgasm but said “stop, stop”: she was very afraid of losing control. Typical and usual reaction when a girl do not yet know her body. Solution : either you go and force it in one time (she must be easy to release) or you go there gradually to tame this feeling (like the fox of the Little Prince).

She told me she had not fucked for several long months. Her last guy could not get hard. Damn, he does not know what he missed by not fucking her hard, this asshole. Her ass was really not bad. She said, “but where did you learn how to do that (speaking of cunnilingus)? You’re the first man I’ve met who also thinks of his partner!
– In the south !”

After she came on me, we put on a condom and she fucked me like crazy. Her libido was kindled. Then I fucked her doggy style, just like she deserved it. It really cleaned her up! I removed the cobwebs with my broom and my hiss!

After the intercourse, she confessed that she did not even know how to kiss with tongue and asked me to teach her. I did. She was glad, and happy. Good!

Then she told me about her problems. Her stress that spoils her life (she too appaently). By the way, I made an anxiety attack this afternoon at the office, it sucks, I did not feel my hands anymore, I felt strange like if I had no body anymore and I was sweating and everything, my legs were shaking I had the impression of being in a parallel world. Anyway, it happened and I’m not dead (my colleagues have noticed nothing). The problem with this girl is that she talks a lot about herself but does not seem to be interested at all when you talk about you. I guess, it’s human. I don’t care! Her problem it’s rather OCD (storage, the stuff by color, etc.) So this is my third crazy girl in Lyon !!! Finally about stress, it seems that keeping a journal helps f you want to tame emotions, accept, understand, etc. So I’m glad I started a third Diary !

Finally, she said she did not regret at all for taking on herself to come to me. She was happy and I have a little reconciled her with men. It should be a lesson for the others frightened virgins! After that, she was hungry. So I gave her a yoghurt then I took my shower. She ate and went under the shower too (with this heat you sweat like a Sumo).

I walked her back to her place. It was not a short distance. But a promise made is a debt unpaid. She thanked me “for everything, really everything.” On my way back I had the nose on my phone by walking and I ate a floor lamp. Just like in a comic.

 

3/ Lyon’s LAIR

Last digression, about the players of Lyon. There’s no LAIR here, actually. There’s vaguely an inactive FB page. So, I have posted a message to signal that I was creating an active FB page “LAIR privé sur Lyon.”

There’s a guy who answered me to explain how their LAIR works. He said “yeah it is is no longer an active LAIR just some old buddies who still go out together sometimes.” He added his phone number and asked me to call him.

Another LAIR organized like the SNCF, it’s promising! I said I did not like the phone (I did not want to spend an hour on the phone) and he started to give me some lessons like “yeah but you know, the game is something that makes you get out your comfort zone and everything.” I was almost ready to kill him “shut up your mouth my poor I surely fucked more chicks than you and all your buddies together” but I used self-control. I am making progress in self control! Anyway, violence, especially verbal, solves nothing.

I suggested a compromise with Skype and he did not answer. I send him another “? “But he has not answered two days later, and he saw the message. Maybe this guy is very friendly but has an awkward communication, that’s all. In short, I give this LAIR my benefit of the doubt. And it must be said that I do not “need” them even if I’m curious and I would like to meet them. But beware, I do not want any kill-joys nor negative people in my social circle, I have given enough!

Fucking sleepers you are in Lyon! May the God of the Game be with you anyway!