French Pick Up Artist

July 18th 2017,

That’s it, the training is out so it’s time for me to wrap up this diary. I take advantage of the fact that we fucked a hottie in a beautiful threesome with La Prof to write this last field report.

The young 22-year-old has come to speak to us on Tinder in order to propose us to fuck her. She gave us her snap and undressed and masturbated a whole evening on Snapchat. She told us to be very submissive and to love getting screwed by men and women. It has really excited us !!!

So, we met her last night and we made her moan. The funny thing is that, on the pillow, I learned that she is from Aix-en-Provence, like me. Must believe that it is a place full of people who love sex, over there! 😉

Before concluding, I wanted to say thank you to all those who bought my training Cyprine (and all those who will take it in the future) because, thanks to you, I will be able to take my beautiful girlfriend on vacation. No, I’m kidding (well, we’ll probably go on vacation together but not necessarily with the Cyprine’s money). More seriously, I will be able to make a living out of my passion and do more research on seduction to share with you. So, I’m more than happy !!!

On the other hand, since we all evolve (for example, before I loved very thin girls and now I like hot girls with big breasts – before you perhaps cut the hair in four and you found out that it’s fucking liberating to make a simple pick-up): I think very sincerely that I will stop keeping a diary and telling my life on the Internet. Indeed, if it continues to go well between us, I intend to start a family with La Prof and it seems incompatible with a public display of debauchery (I do not want her father discovers my site and cuts my balls ).

I will publish, of course, always advice but will tell only occasionally my sexual adventures… for example, if extraordinary things happen. Indeed, with nearly 200 field reports, I think we have done the trick of the question and I do not want it to become too repetitive.

In the end, I will probably retire from the Game because I think a 50-year-old pick-up artist is more ridiculous than anything else. Finally, this is just my point of view but I really want to have a wife and children who are proud of me. Fortunately, it seems that as you get older, the instincts calm down and, finally, only the memories and the family remain… if it’s true, it will surely make it easier for me to stop running after pussies (even if I want to do that for love – yeah, she still deserved it because she handled more of one of my bullshits).

May the God of the Game be with you!

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June 23th 2017,

Damn, it’s already June 23rd: I’m very late on my field reports… Let’s get updated without further ado!

Tuesday night, so on the 20th, I went to a Tinder girl’s house. I had approached her in May without conviction and then sent her the message of the last chance that had exhilarated her. The fact that I wanted to fuck her without headache seduced her a lot…

But it was difficult to find a date that suited us both because she is a doctor in the hospital and I am overloaded… Indeed, at this moment, I do not move too much my ass to fuck girls because I have to do all my montages as soon as possible so that the training Cyprine is finished… and then, the heat wave does not motivate me too much to have sex, I admit it. I rather want to stay cool. But whatever !

There, I was motivated, especially because the girl seemed intelligent and mixed race. Many of my readers asked me for a girl of color in this formation so I went there.

Finally, I spent a good evening. The girl is really thin and muscular, very hot. She has conversation and orgasmed a lot. The only thing I did not really like was that she tried two or three times to grab my throat to submit me during sex… so I had to remind her who the boss is.

In the end, she told me that she had never been put in such a state and wondered if she had fallen so far only on bad legs. I replied “no doubt”, feeling very flattered. The next day, she relaunched me on Facebook saying “thank you” (I will show you the message by hiding her name in the training). I was very happy to have done this effect! My name in apache could be “tsunami of panties”.

Otherwise, I found a good combination to be cool, to swim and see girls in jersey: I go to aquabike in my gym. Sessions are included in my subscription so I would be wrong to deprive myself. The girls who go there seem to feel as hot as me so stripped and there are few young males who dare to venture into this world of amazons: what makes up my value of womanizer.

Otherwise, anecdote: during the music festival with my wing, we approached a girl who claimed to be submissive high level. She told us that she loved to be hit, insulted, spit on, etc.

She said she liked us but she did not want to fuck with us because she was coming out of a long relationship. Nevertheless, she stayed and complimented us with things like “You have beautiful eyes of pervert you and it is by this kind of man that we, women, want to be taken”. So my friend asked, “Would you like to be raped?
– It’s not an answer I would give in the street but you suspect the answer… »

Except it was too much for us. We wondered if it was not an ambush or if the girl did not troll us. Anyway, we were not going to force a chick to fuck with us even if she says she loves BDSM. In my opinion, if she wanted something like that, she would have had to be explicitly agreed but it would have broken the magic. It is therefore a dead end and too dangerous for a Pick-Up Artist in these dangerous times of extreme feminism.

Before letting her go, she asked us to approach other girls in front of them: we did it and, of course, they were haughty. The high level slut commented “In fact, I now understand why some are insulted… they are ridiculous to play princesses like that when a guy asks them a simple question”. It gives you pause.

Before concluding, I must tell you that my wing has also approached chicks in mode “would you like to kiss me?” And stumbled upon one who said, “I would love to, but I’m not drunk enough…” before letting him do when he walked over to her. It’s all the same sad if you need to get drunk to allow yourself to do what you want to do at the bottom. What pressure they endure, these poor girls!

Afterwards, she asked him “how many girls did you kiss tonight?
– Fifty.” And she believed him, that bitch, when she was actually his first. It’s funny how some will think that it’s impossible to kiss one girl with this technique while others will imagine that all the girls say yes. Like what, we all really see life through our own filters… but that’s what makes the diversity of girls and the interest of the Game.

May the God of the Game be with you!

June 14th 2017,

First of all, I apologize for not having written in a long time. What an infamy! But you have to know that I broke the preputial skin during my sex marathon last month. Basically, I had bleeding on the skin that is close to the glans… as if it was sliced! Argh !!!

Fortunately for me, more fear than harm but I was asked by my doctor to disinfect and let it rest. I also took the opportunity to get prescribed blood tests and make a screening for STD… verdict: I have nothing at all! I also made the move of La Prof who moved into a great neighborhood and, as it was Friday/Saturday/Sunday, I did not go out practicing pick-up.

Then you need to know that I’m doing all the montages for the training Cyprine (it takes a long time) so I do not have enough time to fuck chicks.

However, I would like to make a video with a girl of color. (Well, I do not have only have pick-up with “white” girls since I had fucked an Arabian in May but it’s a fact: the little white people like me do not usually have too much succes with the Arabs or the blacks… it must be a story of homogamy because I have only fucked a dozen in my life. As for the Chinese, they are generaly quite shy and frightened by an enterprising guy… but too bad for them).

I also wanted to film the approach of an instant fuckclose in street pick up. So I moved my ass Thursday, Friday and Monday. I had sessions in the cool hours during this heat wave, from 17h to 21 h approximately. I initially had only taken number so nothing very crisp, but…

Monday around 7:30-8:pm, I approached a little blonde girl not far from her apartment (I did not know where she was staying) and we talked a little while (even if my approach was not crazy). At first, this girl who works in insurance was rather closed and suspicious but she quickly opened before closing when I began to try a kino on her hand. I still tried to take her number but she was not ready and asked me what I was looking for (shit-test). The thing is, I really wanted to pee, so fuck it, I asked her if I could go home because I told her that I lived far away and that I was going to take a long time to get home. She replied “OK but just 5 minutes then”.

Then she drank a Coke in her living room and I pretended to like it, out of politeness… but at least I could chat with her. This is where I learned she had not fucked for 4 months, she loves sex and she is very bedridden. Needlessly, I began to caress her back and it tickled her but she did not ask me to stop. Just at one point, she said, “You should maybe leave?” But I kicked in touch and continued to argue (it was an objection and not a rejection). In the meantime, I made her talk about sex and her fantasies, which must have motivated her. After about an hour, she finally offered to show me her room. There, I kissed her in the neck and everything. What ignited her.

She told me that she was in an open relationship with a guy and that guy loved to see her get caught by other guys… so she asked me if I could shoot her with her phone to warm her boyfriend.

Then she informed me that she was hot so I allowed her to undress and told her that I wanted to take some naughty pictures. She put herself in underwear and told me that she had secretly sent a message to her man to ask permission to sleep with another (in fact, the guy lives far from Lyon and they do not do not see each other often).

After that, I told her she was making me hard so she touched my cock to see. This is where I fingered her and then licked her. She took a long time to enjoy but said it was normal, that even when she touched herself, it took her a long time. Then she told me she wanted to suck me to thank me. After, she wanted me to take her doggy and missionary. Personally, I was just afraid that my preputial skin will not tolerate but in fact I did not even feel pain so I’m apparently cured (it just got a little fired)…

On the pillow and sweating because of the heat, we talked about her ex, including one who was premature ejaculator but did not bother to make her come with his tongue or fingers. He apparently thought that a cunnilingus was making a girl orgasm in three licks… We also spoke about her “relationship” with a current guy who lives far away, who has not fucked since February because he is more voyeur than anything else, if I understood correctly.

She was glad we fucked so we exchanged our Snapchats to send each other dirty pictures on occasion. She would like me to see her with her boyfriend to get caught by two cocks. I do not know, we’ll see.

So, there, I really have everything I need to create a training that will be awesome. Now I’m going to continue editing my approaches and working on the explanatory videos… but if there’s a way to still place a fuckclose with a (really) colored girl before the final publication of my project, I’d be delighted.

May the God of the Game be with you!

May 28th 2017,

It’s been a while since I did not update this diary… but that does not mean that nothing has happened. On the contrary ! A lot of things happened in my pants!

Last Wednesday (May 24th), I had organized a special evening. With my accomplice, La Prof, we had reinvited the two girls we had separately fucked in threesome (because we had liked them well ). And, at the last moment, was added to our program, another Tinder girl that we did not know. So, for my greatest happiness, I found myself surrounded by four women.

The atmosphere took a little time to warm up, we had however drank a little alcohol and made card games a little naughty. But finally, after 2 hours to turn around, to undress and get excited by keeping a little distance, we went on the bed. My manhood was swollen at the maximum!

We had 8-handed massages, which was a very good preliminary. Subsequently, we did a lot of oral sex, fucked all together and I took the 4 girls consecutively. It’s not jokes! It was sporty but I managed to keep enough the hard cock to put them all and make them enjoy. This has also done the best for my morale!

At the end of the night, La Prof was pouting a little : we debriefed the thing and she was not happy because the little brunette actress had really openly tried to seduce me all night. As she is very cute and her pretty white dress really showcased her tan, I admit that I went into her game and we enjoyed a lot in bed… but my accomplice saw that with a very bad eye and made me a big crisis of jealousy.

The problem is that, in itself, I do not care about this actress, but the more the teacher will be jealous and forbid me to see a girl again, and the more I’m going to want to undress the girl in question . It’s human… Well, for now, I did not do it, because I am probably a kinda classy guy in fact ! 😉

On Ascension Thursday, we spent the day arguing and mouthing us. It was really electric between us… but, Saturday, we went to feed the ducks and I must admit that the atmosphere was much better. Good! By the way, I selfishly think it’s a good thing that La Prof is a little jealous.

Today, I took the train to go to Sex-en-Provence for Mother’s Day and my mom’s birthday. I will finally be able to rest because I admit that I really gave a lot of my person these days: it was really hard to keep up the pace. Yeah, I still made the score: 13 fuckcloses and 15 girls in 24 days in May, it’s a bit huge for a player from the province like me! 😉

But I’m sure that even after that, there are some who will still have enough bad faith to say that I’m not a real Pick-Up Artist! Hahaha !!!

May the God of the Game be with you!

May 22th 2017,

At 4 pm this afternoon, I had a first date. I had to find a girl (that I had never seen) in the fitting rooms of the underwear department of the Galleries Lafayette in Lyon. There, we were at the top of the adventure!

At first, I did not find her because she had the bad idea to arrive so early that a saleswoman from Aubade had approached her on the shelves to give her stuff to try.

Fortunately, this same saleswoman approached me soon after (she must have taken too much coffee or be on steroids and working too much). I told her that I was waiting for my girlfriend to choose a model of bra and she asked me if it would not be by chance the girl who was already making fittings. I replied that “maybe” and went to see.

So, the first time I saw this girl who was not fearful, she was already half-naked… and I found it very sexy. We did a sort of role play in front of the saleswoman, we played like I was her boyfriend and everything. Then the commercial ran off and I kissed the girl. She seemed to like it so I put a finger in her string : on her clit and then in her vagina. I noticed a humid climate, like Brittany. Finally, I got into the cabin and pulled the curtain.

What happened after that does not concern you. No, I’m kidding! I’ll tell you everything, as usual… I lowered my pants, pulled out my cock and a condom… she leaned forward and I fucked her pretty fast in doggystyle, standing in this cabin, without really talking to each other before. It was the original deal that we had agreed on Adoptaguy if we liked each other : we wanted to realize a fantasy and go crazy.

I admit that the situation was very exciting, especially with the risk of being surprised by the salesgirl who could come back at any time kicking us out with the help of a gorilla, sorry, of a vigil. I think this field report also highlights the ephemeral side of dating and the fact that it can be super simple, to have sex, if no one makes it a complicated story.

After this coit kinda special, everyone left on his side and, by the way, I threw the used condom in one of the garbage cans of the mall. I told myself, while doing so, that the people who clean the Part-Dieu must sometimes have funny surprises…

I guess this girl had a guy and that’s why she wanted a meeting of this type. Finally, I do not know and do not want to know. Who am I to judge, anyway? Thanks to her, in any case, I broke Snipe’s monthly FuckCloses record (he said it in our podcast) and I’m very proud of it. It proves that, despite the increasing numbers of swindlers in this environment, there are still effective players in the new generation.

On the other hand, I confess that I feel bad, I a little tested the limits of my body and the first heat does not help. I’m dizzy, I’m exhausted, I can not take it anymore… I’m going to take a few days off and then go down to Aix for my mother’s birthday.

So, I do not know if there will be another FC this month… I could very well be content with this score more than honorable and give the opportunity to one of my readers to work on his Game and so, why not, one day, doing better.

I would be proud to have a guy come and tell me that he came into the seduction community thanks to me and then pushed the boundaries. Because that’s exactly what I did: I discovered this environment through a report on Snipe so I thank him and I hope he will see in my success a tribute. I’m talking about success because you should not believe that I fucked 12 fat girls. There are even 2 or 3 who were very very high level.

On the way back home direction, I received a call from La Prof who told me that she was going to Part-Dieu to look for a gift for Mother’s Day… so she offered me to have a drink. Like an idiot, I turned around and went without thinking but I had the other girl’s fucking lipstick all over my mouth and she directly guessed what I did when sawing me. I was entitled to a scandal (justified) and a scene of jealousy. I tell you that for the anecdote, and for you to learn from it: remember to wipe your lips so you do not get burned by your girlfriend after kissing an unfaithful slut.

May the God of the Game be with you!

May 22, 2017,

Thursday morning, I started to flirt a girl on Adopte. Sunday night, she was on all fours on my bed getting her hair pulled. But let’s take the story from the beginning.

That morning, I did not want any headache, so I wrote her directly “I simply propose that we meet up, and why not venture to sleep together if the urge takes us, without any other thought or outlet.
– I recognize that the words and sincerity on your profile make you really attractive. So I accept your proposal. I really want to meet you.”

To maintain the flame from Thursday to Sunday, we sent a few messages (about one a day) but really, nothing crazy: “I am a sports teacher . And you, a penguin hunter?
– I think I would have been much more motivated if I had a teacher like you. Yes, but I release them after.
– Some tell me that they run to please me. So if you release them, you’re nice.
– It’s not running that you inspire me 😉 Yes, no doubt. And you, are you nice?
– Well, what do you think? 😉 Yes I am someone nice but with some character.
– You’ll see Sunday night, but it’s sporty. Yes of course, for me nice does not mean pigeon 😉
– I’ll see then. I do not like pigeons, in every sense of the word.
– Yes, we must keep some mystery. I do not have anything against the birds, except their shits.
– Yes, the mystery attracts and arouses curiosity. The birds in general do not bother me but I find the pigeons proud and I do not appreciate when they fly 2cm away from my head.
– I hope it will not bother you that I am at 2cm from your head.
– I think your company will be nicer.”

Yesterday evening, so arrived at my place a great sports teacher (she put me 10cm in the sight), in her thirties, very pretty with green eyes. For my part, I had slept just 4 hours and I had fucked with La Prof all the afternoon so I did not have enough energy to be impressed.

Strangely, after a few minutes, it’s even she who told me “it’s weird, I’m a little intimidated” while sipping a glass of wine sitting on my bed (that must be that, the power of a good body language).

I understood that the girl felt the sexual tension in the air and that it disturbed her so I wanted to intensify the phenomenon.

I began to caress her while doing a fairly neutral conversation. Then, I tipped her on the back and I licked/fingered her. So, I led her to orgasm at least twice…

To thank me, she got up, fucked me and gobbled my dick. I’m not kidding, she licks everything she finds and sucks really well, it’s a real little greedy! She even swallowed my descendants! Right after, I remembered that I did not know her name and asked her (that’s it to be a polite boy). She said it to me and I forgot it immediately… I’m not kidding!

At that moment, considering my state of fatigue, I knew that it would be very difficult to get hard again even if I was very motivated for the penetration. So, I saved time by making her come again with my mouth and my fingers.

Finally, the God of the Game allowed me to have a new erection and I took her doggy style. On the other hand, impossible to ejaculate… suddenly, after a while, we stopped because I was tired.

I admit that this sex marathon was exhausting and quite painful for my body. But I remain motivated because it is for the good cause! I do not want to disappoint the God of the Game so close to the goal… thanks to him, I reached the monthly record of proven fuckcloses of Snipe (the best PUA in France so far): 11 fuckcloses in a month (without being a sex bomb, neither rich nor famous, without going into a libertine club, without paying the girls or having planned it a hundred years in advance, etc.)

It’s already huge, if I had been told that I would get there when I was a teenager and in the sexual misery… I probably would not have believed it.

May the God of the Game be with you!

May 21th 2017,

Hi guys ! What to say, except that last night was a big night? I make it short: when I was at my grandmother’s in Tours, I had matched with a thirty-year-old girl on Tinder. The girl directly told me that she knew my blog and that she liked my stories but that she was not available for us to meet up because was taken aback, had her period and had to keep her son (strike out the useless mention) Me, I just wanted to take her because she’s really my type (I like the light-eyed brunettes)… but I thought that she would still be a little player, so I did not believe too much and I let it flow (I just sent a message from time to time because it does not cost anything).

In fact, I was pleasantly surprised: the girl really knew what she wanted (ie, my cock). She organized a weekend in Lyon, so 400 kilometers from her home, with 2 girlfriends and 1 gay friend attached to libertine clubs. They rented an Airbnb so she invited me for an aperitif.

Small analysis: it’s my sexy identity that motivated her to come (she is a fervent reader of my blog). I have a reputation as a guy who has a life filled with pretty women and who fucks them well, which is attractive for a girl a little shameless.

I joined them at 9 pm in the apartment they had rented on the banks of the Saone for an apéritif : I drank two glasses of white wine that put me in the mood. At first, my target sat quite far from me so I socialized with her girlfriends and I told myself that it would be tense if it continued like that. But my bladder had been filled in the meantime so I went to pee. And there… O joy! When I came back, I noticed that the beautiful woman had switched places with her girlfriend to sit next to me. So I discreetly caressed her back, neck and thighs while having a normal conversation with her friends. At one point, she even stroked my hand back: compliance test validated.

We went out around midnight to go on a houseboat (I wanted to enjoy being with girls to get in). We drank a beer together and I still stroked my target under the table while her drunk friends did not see anything. At that time, I had not kissed her or anything yet but I already knew we were going to sleep together. Especially that at one point, her girlfriend wanted to quietly tell her something discreetly but I heard… it was “you do not think he looks like Allan Theo?” I did not know this singer but, apparently, they find him charming, so being compared to him gave me the implicit validation of her girlfriend.

That same girlfriend was supposed to have a Tinder meeting with a guy she’d picked up in the afternoon on Tinder to fuck (she was in “hunt” mode) but the dude got cold feet because he had to “revise his examinations “. Seriously ! Still, she was not bad too. Anyway, I remained focused on my milf who was really hot: brown light green eyes, 1m65, thin with shapes, etc.

We then went to a large bar/club famous Place des Terreaux. There, the goal was that her girlfriend finds a guy so we can go fuck on our side without leaving her alone (because the gay friend and the other girlfriend of my target had gone to get screwed in a libertine club ).

Except that the girlfriend was a big mouth but was unable to approach a guy. So she was trying to establish eye contact but, frankly, there were too many people and when a guy came to see her, she suddenly found him a crippling flaw. Requirement or fear of taking action?

I say that it is useless to note the girls because all tastes are in nature and the most important is that a fuck makes you happy not that your neighbor finds your the chick you’re having sex with sexy. In short, all that to say that the girlfriend should practice the Game instead of flirting with the tear: it would teach her a lot about herself and others.

On our side, we began to kiss, which made me hard. So, I took the hand of my target and put it on my hard cock (over my jeans). I think she liked to taste the goods! To not look too needy, I kinda let the girls talk together. It’s while strolling that I crossed the babacool blonde I fucked a fortnight ago. (In fact, she recognized me because she had tied her hair and I could not see anything without my glasses.) She came and shyly came saying hello and everything it was nice…

The mere fact of seeing her again gave me a good mojo (she is hot) and… a little later, I fell back on the Lyonnaise girl we had fucked in a foursome with Padawan 4 (see the field report “I had Lyon for breakfast“). She told me that she was fucked hard like never during this weekend in Aix and that it was a great memory for her. I asked her if she would like it to be fucke by me again, a little by provocation and, as an answer… she kissed me. Several times.

I know it’s not very logical but I ran away. I did not want my target of the night to see me kissing another girl (especially since I had already fucked this other girl). It would not be respectful, damn! So I joined the two hunters on the dancefloor (without dancing because James Bond does not dance) and I began to Frenchkiss the beautiful woman while the other girl throwing looks to the right and left. Finally, she gave up and took an Uber to go home.

We did the same thing on our side and we fucked from 5am to 6:30. It was a feat considering my state of fatigue. I licked her well and she orgasmed two or three times, so she wanted to suck me to thank me. Then we tried to fuck but it did not penetrate. I’m not kidding ! We were not super compatible apparently and we almost gave up… but, finally, by putting a cushion under her buttocks as a missionary, I could fuck. What a relief !

Then her vagina was more open and I took her doggy style. Like what, with a little inventiveness, we can do anything !!! But, I must admit that I was not at the top of my game because of the alcohol and the late hour. After shots, we fell asleep and this morning, I have the head in the ass. I have drunk coffee but it’s even worse now: it looks like my brain is a drum. But I’m happy because I have beautiful pictures of the pick up in the night (I filmed in the bar until the moment when we get in the taxi to go home – I will of course floute  all faces) for my training Cyprine .

May the God of the Game be with us!