Category: Diary of a French PUA

On November 13th 2016,

Last Sunday, a pretty little brunette came to our house.

She arrived around 4 pm, at tea time: she had brought 6 beers.

She has drunk two or three alone, just to get comfortable. We drank one, out of politeness.

This is a girl that we had picked up on Tinder in late September. How to explain that she took so long to come? In fact, she procrastinated. So much that I thought she would never come. But one day, she revealed to me the real reason: she had planned a date with a girl and preferred to try with a girl alone before coming to see a couple because she had never done anything with a woman.

The worst thing is that the girl in question did not stop flaking. She behaved so needy. So, it scared her. But it suited her to be scared: at least her project was not moving forward and she did not need to get out of her comfort zone. It was when she explained to me that I was able to argue in order to change her reality.

In fact, it’s true: it’s better to have a guy AND a girl to start with. Like that, the guy can explain how to make a woman enjoy with a model.

Fortunately she is really beautiful, it catches up. She has a very pretty face with beautiful hair. Her body is very thin. Unfortunately, she smokes, but for a one shot it doesn’t matter.

She told us that she had dumped her ex two months earlier and sexually it was not terrible, so she is catching up now. Under the influence of alcohol, she confessed that before coming, she felt very stressed and that to reassure herself, she told herself that she could leave at any time if she did not like us. Which is true.

Once she was not too stressed, we made a game with dice. Sexual positions were determined for each score. Each time, it should last a minute (which frustrates well and is very exciting). It was practiced either at two or three, the chance chose. It’s not bad this game we developed, I should market it.

So, we did a lot of preliminaries. We all warmed up, licked and sucked. Then, we make positions to three:
– doggy style while one licked the other then we exchanged girl;
– one babe gets licked by another while I took her in missionary;
– a woman was riding me while I licked the other.

And each time, we played again. In the end, they did things together, like the chisel and the 69.

Before leaving, she said that she agreed to make a foursome with 3 girls. Then, on the way back, she sent us a text message to thank us for “allowing her to perform this experience” despite her “inexperience”.

During the week, my girl did not piss me off. There is progress! There was some start of arguments but nothing serious compared with what it was. So, I do not regret not having kept her.

In the office, that’s it I started my DEC. Which means that in three years if I hold good, I’ll be a chartered accountant. I will be able to start my business and work at the times that suit me. That said, my bosses have changed a little since it is a question of joining the DEC: they are less cool and much more stressful, demanding, they speak to me less respectfully, etc. They probably say themselves that it is acquired, that I am there for 3 years, so they let go.

I released a new ebook that I find (modestly) rather successful on the Friendzone and Sexualization: I have already sold 7 in three days so it’s a good launch, at my scale.

Thursday night (eve of November 11), we went to the “couple party” in a well-known swingers club in downtown Lyon. It was much better than the other nights we spent there: there were no single men who followed us everywhere like dogs in heat, the entrance was forbidden to them. On the other hand, it was allowed to single women but there were none either. Astonishing, is not it…

The people were necessarily older than in the young parties, but it’s ok, there were beautiful women of 30 years among the mummies (I’m just kidding, there were fucking MILFs). We saw people meeting in the jacuzzi to swing. They had surely made an appointment from a site libertine. Other exchanges between couples were done on the job.

There were a lot of people, I have to say, so there was a bit of everything, actually. But I have observed that, even among young men, I am not one of the fattest : far from it. Although I have not lost more weight since my last FR, I have not get fatter and it’s already a good thing.

Me, it excites me to stare at chicks geting fucked but it bothers a little The Teacher. Suddenly, after a while, we ended up showing off in our turn. She sucked me in the hallway where a lot of people passed. Some couples stopped to watch us. Even those who did not stop had a look.

There was a pretty blonde in her thirties who looked at me for a long time in the eyes being blowed while her guy caressed her breasts. It was very exciting.

Then I took my girlfriend with my fingers and my cock. After, we went to make a sauna and we came back home praying not to have caught cold. The moral is that it was nice but too expensive for what it was (€50 per couple). Especially, for us because swinging, it’s not too much our thing. So, I do not think we will return often.

May the God of the Game be with us!

November 3rd 2016,

Friday night, The Teacher received a message on a girl Tinder from she had picked up “well you will hate me… I’m going to rest tonight! I went out yesterday and ended up in a bad state and the day was long.

She had organized a threesome with a girl Tinder to make me a surprise but did not know how to manage the “almost flake” of this girl… so she told me about it.

So I took the phone and I trained the girl “you find that an experience like us, it’s not worth it to move your ass?
– To tell you, I do not even know how I came back
– You had a hangover, really well
– Oh no, I did not say that! I’m not saying you’re not worth it
– We organized ourselves so you take a nap and you come
– Ahahah ok ok
– In which world do we cancel 1 hour before?
– Its true, you are right
– Yeah. Well we let you sleep and the date is at 9:45pm”

The girls are often tempted to get cold feet before enjoying because making a threesome stresses a little. But we must hold on, take them out of their comfort zone and not to procrastinate.

One of them went so far as to invent that “her girlfriend” (whose existence we discovered at the same time) had discovered her Tinder account and that she could not come. Awesome ! Iif I discovered that my girl has a personal Tinder account, I’d leave her and get fucked by who she wants! Finally, a tall brunette (1m84) has arrived home.

A girl who practiced rowing. Her favorite phrase: “the rowers are hot”. She is very fun and is from Aix-en-Provence, too. We did a strip card game and my girlfriend won. Our pledge was to masturbate in front of her. Then we did oral sex, the tall girl sucks very well too. And finally, I fucked them both.

This is not my first really tall girl. I believe that these girls do not get a headache with size criteria unlike the girls who are just “a little” tall. I do not voluntarily speak about small ones that have a complex. Many tall girls just look at the guy as a whole.

This one put me more than a head and yet I made her orgasm several times. So, she got down on her knees and sucked me and I spanked her doggy style.

After that, we had a great weekend. Even if it does not work between us in the future, it’s still taken on life. I try not to project myself too much and to live the present moment, otherwise I ask myself too many questions and it drives me crazy.

Monday afternoon, I was insulted by the girl who was invited during the last threesome. That made me laugh. She wanted to mess with our common friend because he was doing a one itis and I told him she was not that great. I told him that the fuck with her was not great and that she was a little too plump for my taste… this asshole told her everything.

So she invented that :
1) we had not slept together ;
2) I have a small cock ;
3) she had not enjoyed with me but simulated.

Her arguments contradicted each other, but it does not matter. These are the usual attacks of a chick who does not like that one tells her fuck. It made laugh my girlfriend who often sees my cock. I did not laugh, it’s never pleasant.

Otherwise, Monday night, I went out. I had an appointment at 11am in front of the Opera with beginners of the LAIR. The big AFC talked to girls on the way coming then spent the evening with, without telling me.

The worst part of all this is that they have not even fucked or kissed them. The rules of the wingman were not respected and it fell back on their nose. We must always test quickly whether there is something possible or not instead of making interactions last for fun. In any case, I will never plan to go out again with unreliable guys like that.

Well, otherwise, I went back to work after : can’t wait next weekend! I took advantage of the long weekend to fill my registration file for the course of chartered accountant. In January 2020, hopefully, I’ll be done. Another important point: I lost 1kg again! I’m on the right track but we must not give up! Finally, I was sick again in October (an angina this time), so I’m angry because for 2 days of absence, I lost about €300  salary… again.

May the God of the Game be with you!

October 13th 2016,

Hey guys, I think I finally know why we have two eyes, two arms, two legs but only one cock. It is to be able to finger two naughty girl sucking in duet.

Yesterday morning, I was still sick. I had fever and sore throat. But now I go to work no matter what to contaminate everyone. So I went to work and I looked good. Better than losing 100 euros per day.

Meanwhile, I was talking on Tinder on our profile couple with a girl with a strange name. Her description was nice “Better to have fun than to be a couple”. I opened with “We do both: we have fun and we are a couple.”

She said that the experiment was tempting her, that it had been a long time since she wanted to try a threesome and she was very motivated. On the other hand, she had 0 experience with the girls. I said that I would teach her and we agreed on a date that evening.

Obviously, The Teacher started to pout because it was organized at the last minute but I sold her the idea as “you will realize the fantasy of her life.” My girlfriend finally agreed, a little reluctantly, to make this threesome “it’s your guest so you’ll manage because I do not want to do the talking.”

Last night, I went to her house as was agreed and she greeted me with her grumpiness. It was really bad. Then, the second girl called to say she was in front of the door. So I asked “I send her back home or?
– No it would not be polite.”

The girl in question is 19 years old, is rather cute and nice. It surely contributed to the fact that The Teacher returns to smile. Good, because the young girl was very intimidated: we had to chat for more than an hour before she felt like sitting down with us on the couch (before that, she was on a chair at two meters away).

She explained to us that flirting with boys is easy but that every time she talks with a girl that, falls into the water. We came to the conclusion that girls are much more difficult than guys but they would be happier by less complicating things. With us, it worked because there is the photo of my darling but it is I who communicates, with masculine energy. A super effective blend for dipping panties.

Once completely on the couch, we started to get warm. They caressed and I took their hands to put them on my cock to show them that my dick was hard. Then we undressed and went on the bed. I pressed The Teacher on the mattress to remove her panties. The youngster came next to me and I showed her how to lick and finger. She was a serious student, even that The Teacher had an orgasm. While the girl was licking my girlfriend, I began to finger her by stroking the clit. She enjoyed, too.

After that, she sat on my girlfriend (lying on her back) licking her… while I licked my girlfriend. Both orgasmed. Orgasms are communicative!

Then they were two on me and sucked as a team. I let myself go and then they took turns riding me. Finally, I placed them one on the other and fucked them by changing pussy regularly: one doggy style and the other missionary.

I ended up coming in the young, doggy style. And I spanked her.

Finally, everyone had a great evening. The Teacher has enjoyed three times. It was really not worth pissing me off upstream. If she had canceled this evening that I had broken my ass to organize, I probably would have reacted badly.

Fucking a new pussy did me a lot of good. What do I like women! The novelty in bed, it’s exhilarating. Even if the girls we fuck are generally less beautiful than my girlfriend, kissing a new mouth and everything is very good! What I mean is that when you undress either there is fat, or the breasts are not very pretty… but it does not matter in this context. For a one night stand, it’s cool!

I really want to help my girlfriend become more positive, cooler. The last time I wrote about her, I was really pissed off. In truth, we laugh really well and she is very attentive. I will give her some time to learn to control herself and take life on the right side!

Sometimes I think I would like to have a new girl just for me. I found it exhilarating at the time. So, I do not know if I will cheat on her from time to time. In any case, if I do, I will never tell you (it is not polite).

I realize that there is almost only the Game that makes me hard in life. It’s certainly better than having nothing that fascinates us, but if it prevents me from starting a family, I would be disappointed. On the other hand, I talked about it with my dad and he told me that this compulsive reproductive instinct is natural and fades over time. Maybe I’m still too young to fit myself even though I met a girl who could do the job? There’s a moment, you have to accept things as they are…

So here we come to a turning point in my life. I really wonder about my lifestyle.

I think I’ll continue writing when I fuck a new girl until December. But I think it starts to go around in circles, the girls excite me but do not surprise me anymore. I feel a form of weariness. So, if I stay with The Teacher, I think this will be my last diary. I would still write on my blog to give you news occasionally when a doggy style will be out of the ordinary… but that will be all.

My job also breaks my balls. The secretary spends her time pissing me off when I arrive at 8:04 instead of 8 am, telling me to close the bathroom door when it is broken, lower the hood of the copier and everything. Seriously, what an old maniac! And then she turns around for an hour to explain to me how much back pain she has. Damn, but if you want to be pityed, bitch, do not spend your time breaking the balls! Colleagues are really stressed too, and they do a great deal to me, especially a 30-year-old who still lives with her mother. I do not like it. I hate open spaces !

Suddenly, I will probably do the three-year internship in this office but hey… without more motivation than that! Even if that’s what I need in the long run to not be a poorly paid slave all my life, they should not piss me off much otherwise I’ll leave. Without regret !

It would be so much more horny to be able to live on my passion than to languish in an office for 40 years. I also have a new project: I write an ebook on friendzone and sexualization. My Youtube channel is doing pretty well, my goal is to have 2000 subscribers next summer.

Among the positive things, I can go to the gym regularly, several times a week. I lost a little weight since the start but nothing crazy (like 2kg). So, the results are not miraculous but my case does not get worse, which is already good!

Finally here… all that to say that even as a couple I fuck as many girls as a lambda guy! It’s cool !!!

May the God of the Game be with us !

PS = when this girl sent me a text, I put her number in the Facebook search bar. I then fell on her profile and saw a friend in common. I asked my friend “do you fuck her?
– huh how do you know?
– I’m called the mentalist
– well tell me how you know I thought being discreet with her
– she has a metro ticket
– nom d’une pipe ! I want to know everything
– and what about her shark tattoo?
– did you fuck her ???
– I made her fuck with my girlfriend
– it is awesome !”

October 10th 2016,

It has been almost a month and a half since last time I wrote. There are new things in my life, but not so much sex stuff.

 

Facebook account censored

First, the ultimate affront: one of my Facebook accounts was closed because I talk about sex (a virgin probably reported me to a moderator). “Your account has been disabled for violating the Facebook Community Standards and we will not be able to reactivate it. We disable accounts that solicit others or publish content of a sexual nature.” I’m mad, I’m furious ! There really is no freedom of expression, actually. Well, yes there is, but not for everyone nor on all subjects.

 

News from The Teacher

Following her faint this summer, I accompanied my girlfriend to her analysis: she has nothing. So it was a big anxiety attack, vagal discomfort. Very impressive, that said, but benign!

She is currently a substitute teacher and is bored. So, today I would like to talk about the mess that is our national education.

She stayed more than a month without assignment knowing that there were vacancies. Our dear department prefers hiring contractors while there are plenty of substitutes who are paid but do not have a job! Isn’t it a little stupid?

 

My new cabinet

Since August 29th, I work in a new accounting firm. It is going relatively well, the atmosphere is cordial, the collaborators are a little boring but it is OK. The schedules are mostly respected (I usually do 8am-18 :30pm).

But there’s something wrong, but it’s probably because I’m too sensitive. In September, I was sick all weekend, I raised to over 39 (a fucking gastro). But on Monday, I went to work because the fever had fallen in the night. The thing is, the fever raised again in the afternoon, so around 4pm, I went to the doctor and then went home. I was stopped medically for 2 days. However, when I received my pay slip, I saw that the boss had removed me 3 days “Monday Tuesday Wednesday”. I moaned, very unhappy, so he finally paid me my Monday morning.

He finally removed me only 2.5 days. But damn, it sealed me the salary, this pettiness! Unlike public services, if you are sick in the private sector, you have three days of deficiency. So the first three days when we are sick, we are not paid, we have it in the ass!

But the thing is that when I came back to work, the boss did not hesitate to press me and make me catch up on the late files that had accumulated on my desk (so I did the same job for less money). It’s a little ridiculous as reasoning, because if I did not get up at 6am in the morning TO GO WORK, if I did not take the metro TO GO WORK, I would have less chance of getting sick.

If I did not take the subway, I would have less risk of exploding too. Because right now, frankly, at the Perrache station, there’s a bomb alert almost every day (true or false, we do not know).

About the disease: it’s stupid to encourage people to go to work when they are sick (yes you have to go to work otherwise you earn €300 less) because encouraging someone to contaminate all employees.

So, I told the boss my way of thinking. I told him I might be resigning. He was pissed off because before me there were two dummies who put an incredible mess in the files. To keep me, he offered to register for the DEC internship.

In fact, I am on a permanent contract, but if I want to be a chartered accountant, I have to work for a professional during three years. It’s a kind of professional training. I think I will accept his proposal. Because if I start this internship, I have a chance to finish it. I do not see myself as a salaried accountant all my life. In case my blog does not allow me to live, I can open my own office and work at my pace anyway.

The disadvantage is that I will have to work in this firm for a very average salary for three years. Fortunately, I still have a small income supplement thanks to my blog. If I sign this paper and commit myself for three years, then I will have an interest in moving to the sixth (next to my new cabinet). Because currently, I have almost 45 minutes round trip.

The Teacher also working in the 6th district, it was discussed that we move together. But, frankly, she still pisses me off a bit too often. I know that all girls sometimes have their moods and that life can not be pink every day. But…

 

The moods of The Teacher

At a steady pace, she inflicts me her fits of nerves. On the other hand, she’s a super pretty girl. She’s very kind. She took care of me when I was sick. She is intelligent. She has humor. She even plays with me sometimes in my Youtube videos. There is a very strong intellectual connection between us. We get along really well. She pulls me up a little too, she encourages me to start the 3 years of internship to be a chartered accountant, she pushed me to register for a gym and accompanies me. So, for the moment, I’m hopeful that her behavior will improve… but otherwise, I’ll have to dump her.

In addition, I get bored a little in my life. So, I do not pickup anymore and I miss it. Sometimes in the street I see girls that I would like to approach, then the spark is extinguished. Sometimes I’m on Tinder a bit, but I’m not going to the end. Yet, some really excite me.

I have a job that is far from exciting. I get tired all week, and when the weekend comes, I do not do anything fun (well I fuck with my girlfriend but it’s been a long time that we did not make a threesome or went to a libertine club). It’s a little sad anyway, especially for me, who had a crazy sex life! The return to the reality of ordinary mortals is very difficult.

I miss the solo pick-up a bit too. I’m also wondering if I’ll be able to stay with a girl one day. My stories last a few months, sometimes a few years, and then I come back to where I started. Am I too demanding? Will this hunter’s instinct that drives me to want to fuck the whole city will one day close its mouth?

May the God of the Game be with me!

It’s time for orgy !

August 29th 2016,

« It’s time for orgy »! That’s what I screamed by leaving the tramway yesterday afternoon. It made laugh a pretty girl sit behind, rather cute, by the way. But I did not have time to approach her, I was late.

I went to La Prof’s because we had a date with a polonaise matched on Tinder. The girl has made resistance: fucking with a couple was her “dream” but she was too afraid to come and “meet” because our proposal was “too good to be real”. So I scolded her with the delicacy that characterizes me (luckily the barrier of the language helped so that she did not formalize herself… she was even a little submissive). She apologized for being such a “pain in the ass” and offered to come see us on her last day before returning to the country of super beautiful blondes.

She was really nice and pretty, this girl, a little plump maybe… but at 19, everything is still firm, so it was exciting. What is very exciting too was her accent and the fact that she mixes English and French. She was really open, we talked a lot about sex from the beginning. She told us that in Poland, her bisexuality is not tolerated at all: she can not assume it. However, the men there are not beautiful, according to her. Or, they are “boring”. In France, we are more beautiful… but no man she tested during her stay here or elsewhere made her “shake”, as she says. It was a fucking challenge for Cyprineman (like the one of last time who said not orgasming with strangers… but we had succeeded)!

We drank a glass of water but it is still very hot in Lyon, so we offered to take a shower with us. She was a little uncomfortable but played the game. She was soaped, rinsed and dried.

Then, we gave her a massage on the bed. It made her horny. After a while, The Teacher made me start to finger the Polish from behind, still lying on her stomach.

She climbed to the seventh heaven to the rhythm of my attacks, then we returned and licked/fingered her, in turn. When I was licking, the two girls were kissing each other. When it was my sweetheart who was driving, the Polish woman firmly held my cock in her hand and wanked her, between two sexual trances. She shook all over her body… and more than once. She came, came, came… but could not let go completely. So, we asked her to touch herself, to orgasm in front of us.

Then, the teacher started to suck me. Then, stretched my cock towards the polonaise, as if to propose to play with. The latter replied “I have never done because I always said that I would only suck boys who give me pleasure.” My teacher gave her a lesson to suck a cock… and it was very sensual. It was very nice too, since the student was diligent.

As a transition and thanks, I licked The Teacher up to orgasm while she was being caressed by the vodka drinker.

Finally, we made very nice positions. Like the polonaise lying on her back, The Teacher sitting in front of the head of the polak so that she can lick and me alternating between getting sucked by my girlfriend and penetrate the Polish in missionary position.

Then, we changed position: polak on all fours, licked and fingered The Teacher. Me, behind taking her doggy style. The beginnings were laborious because that I first went into her anus. She shouted “aaaah that’s a lot of pain.” I apologized, of course, explained to her that I had not done it on purpose. Then, I went in her pussy. But for my defense, I came there just as easily: she had a very dilated pussy. I could have last the day in this big pussy. I also had fun talking to girls as bitches, to turn me on, and it made us all laugh. For example, “So you’re fucking my wife, huh? Slut.
– Ahah sorry, I thought the husband was fucking me too… »

Then my darling lay on her back, leaning against the polonaise. I took my girl missionary with the pelvis a little raised, so as to hit the G-spot.

This is when I came. Then the polonaise told us she was very “lucky” because my girl is really hot. They kissed languidly and I took a picture to immortalize this moment (with their permission).

It will make Polish a nice memory of her last day in France. We talked a lot about it: she said that she works in her country (as a bookseller) for €600/60 hours. In France, she is paid the statutory minimum wage and felt very rich. She also told us that France was a very dangerous country, that she was afraid here. It’s still hard that life is safer in Poland…

Here, I write this FR coming back from my first day in my new office. For now, they are normal, but I’m waiting to see…

May the God of the Game be with you !

PS = When will I make a foursome with 3 girls ???

I fucked a girl during a fast

August 20th 2016,

Since my last publication, I left this shitty job that was so annoying. And I had a promise of employment for August 29th !

It’s still in an accounting office but they look more “normal”. Whatever, now I am suspicious.

The fat boss of my last job has not spoken to me at all during my last 10 days there so it will be difficult to do worse. Seriously, I do not know what I did to him besides wanting to leave: I did not even tell him that he’s a big jerk but maybe I should have. And the evening of my departure, as I was leaving, he pretended to run to the photocopier to avoid saying goodbye, pitiful. He must have been afraid that I tell him his truths.

In any case, I’m not sorry to have left this losers. Especially the fattest, seriously, he plays “I’m a real guy” but does not even have the balls to assume that he ended a trial period. In short, fortunately for him the ridicule does not kill. The repressed gay, as for him, he had the hypocrisy to say “see you soon, maybe.”

The weekend after, we chatted a student in architecture on Tinder, with The Teacher.

The pickup was very easy, I let you judge for yourself:
– Want a little experience of triolism?
– I have nothing against! already tried, I like
– Cool. Wanna meet up today?
– Why not. Where do you live ?
– We are in Lyon, [we give her our address]
– OK
– You come ? It is cool at home and more;)
– What time ?
– We are on vacation so we can adapt! we can say afternoon 😉 or for the aperitif time;)
– Rather cocktail hour
– We say at 8pm?
– OK
– I am on my way
– Great we are waiting for you!
– Which floor ?
– 1st!

We had been fasting for 24 hours when she arrived (it was an eternity that I did not fast but it made me lose 1kg). She was a tall, green-eyed brunette who came without a difficulty. We offered her a glass of water and we talked around the table in my darling’s living room for a few minutes and then she got topless, from point to point. It made us laugh!

She told us that she is in an open-relationship with a guy who is thirty (she is 24) and it was her second trio experience. She had registered the day before on Tinder: she had fucked the night before with a guy and already had 3 couples proposals for orgies.

Then we went on the bed, and we fucked. There were a lot of things that were wrong: she licked my girlfriend very badly and stank perspiration. We even had to ask her to take a shower, I am not kidding!

In short, we finally fucked (I had no problem to fuck her her even if I had not eaten since the night before) then I put  heron the belly and fingering her point G : she was panicked “oh lala stop it makes me want to pee”! It’s normal, she was actually ejaculating and reaching the biggest orgasm of all her life. But no problem, she’s never going to be fucked well if she does not have the courage to go to the end! I give one chance, not ten (except to my darling)!

Well, it was not an amazing threesome even if the girl was very nice and not ugly. Nevertheless, these girls still had the guts to take the plunge, unlike many others may be prettier or who smelled better. And so, in my opinion, they deserved the realization of their fantasy.

But, however, it is up to us to learn to detect the bad shots beforehand in order not to make no mistake (no choice we’ll have to ask them for sexy photos and their sexual resume before).

We, we want either very hot ladies, or not too ugly but who know how to fuck.

On Tinder, the law of supply and demand makes that we are too demanding, that’s why we have been disappointed twice lately. In fact, we ended up with chicks then we said “oh well now they are here we will fuck them” and that’s the trap.

After this adventure, we did an afternoon of tree climbing with The Teacher’s sister. Then we went on vacation in the south, in Villefranche-sur-mer, in love. I was only allowed to three or four fits of nerves this summer, otherwise it went well.

In fact, I think I’ll soon come to accept that the chicks are all a little boring. Besides, mine makes up pretty well with her qualities: she is very nice and very cute. She is very open minded and makes me laugh. She fucks well and is in love with me. It’s far from negligible!

Especially that, most of the time, when I observe other girls around me, I see that most are less sexy and less beautiful! So, I’m happy with my case.

There’s still a big mishap that I have to tell you. The other day, we ate quietly and she grabbed my hand. “I do not feel well, honey.” Suddenly, she looked blank, her eyes half closed, her head fell backwards. I narrowly caught her and slapped her to make her look at me. But she was lost in nothingness. I was very scared, especially when her tongue went inside her throat and her glottis doubled in size.

I panicked, went to fetch her with my fingers deep in her throat to put her in a safe position and then I laid her feet up and called SOS MEDECIN. Two good minutes during which I was helpless. Then she became conscious again, but started shaking all over her body. Finally, she calmed down, shortly before the doctor arrived, as if by chance. The latter seemed very worried and called the UAS then we went to the emergency because her heart beat at 120 per minute at rest.

At the hospital, it took more than an hour for her to be taken care of. What emergencies! Then, I waited 7 hours in the waiting room. They made her a battery of exams like an electrocardiogram, repeated blood tests, etc. Finally, they concluded vagal discomfort.

Now, she is in shape. But we were very scared. Well, especially me because she did not have too much time for, poor thing. This episode will still have good: I could see how much I loved her!

That’s it, I still have a few days of vacation so I’m going to work on an ambitious project: mastering the injaculation, the fact of orgasming without ejaculating, to be a multi-orgasmic man. I ordered some documentation on the subject.

If we think about it, it would be justice: most women can come as much as they want. So why not us ? We are struggling to get to fuck them so they have more fun than us. It’s crazy ! Something is wrong in the equation… it’s time to get our hands back. A guy who masters his cock controls his life.

So, if you are looking for a reading to end the summer I remind you that I released in early August the ebook Evopsy & Seduction to understand all that is underlying in the relationship between men and women.

See you soon !

July 19th 2016,

Things have changed since my last post.

At work :

First of all, I found a new job for September. It is a little less well paid than the one I currently have… but never mind, I can not see the slappy faces of my colleagues anymore.

It’s still in an accounting firm… in fact, I did not find anything else. But I thought about it and told myself that if I can keep it for 3 years, then I can start and organize myself as I wish.

So, I’ll make another attempt to start from scratch. But this time, I want a security so I am trying to get fired to touch unemployment. For this purpose, I never arrive at the office before 10am in the morning, I rarely leave after 6pm and, and on the spot, I only do the bare minimum.

With my girlfriend :

I spent the public holiday on July 14 in the south, with my darling. Not in Nice, fortunately (see the attacks), but not far!

However, the 13th, morning of departure, she began to mouth and did not want to leave. She asked me to get the tickets back and everything. I told her to think and finally she apologized, confessed to me that she had panicked about spending a few days with my parents, and joined me on the platform at the last moment.

On spot, it went well overall…

I’m getting sick of these nervous attacks. If she continues, one day I will get angry and dump her! Besides, if she had not come, that’s what I would have done and left alone.

Threesomes :

We looked for threesomes on Adopteunmec by creating a girl account (free). We had found 4 or 5 girls interested but we were banned before we can conclude (thanks to frustrated we have been reported to moderators).

Same thing on OVS: we wanted to organize a strip – card game party but we were fired by the moderators.

The justifications that these sites have given are more than muddy: it seems to be illegal. What is this censorship of threesome, seriously ?! I agree, it’s not in the mores but it’s still a widespread fantasy, people could respect, right?

So, I wonder if we will just pick up on Facebook. There must be ways to find willing girls coming into the pile. But the other side of the coin is that if we ever come across some assholes who, in their great susceptibility, feel assaulted by the proposal and report us… we risk getting rid of this damn social network too!

There is still Tinder. That made us live a new adventure, by the way. Arriving in the south, we had lots of new profiles to like. It’s normal, we changed region so thanks to geolocation, we had a plethora of new proposals (we had depleted the proposals of bisexual members and lesbians in Lyon)!

In the lot, we found some ones saying they were interested (the strength of Tinder is the number actually). Well, many got cold feet at the last moment, as usual, but one wanted to meet us in a bar.

We took the CyprineMobile to join her in the nearby town, 20km from our position. She was not awesome. Seriously, in the photos she was not bad, her description was funny but in real life… rather disappointing.

However, the fact that we moved for her pushed us to stay and discuss with the girl.

Then she played really well, the girl (I must admit)! She did some DHV. She said that many boys want to see her again after having fucked her and everything. Which implied that she would be a good move. She broke the point by saying that her neighbor regularly complains that she is fucking and screaming too hard while he is tight ass…

She also told us that she does a lot of sport, and she had dressed with wide clothes, suddenly, we thought “maybe she is a little bit hot” despite appearances.

And finally, she leads to her house. “So we can go to my place, drink will be cheaper than at the bar! On the way, we exchanged texts with The Prof “what do you think?
– Not awesome and you ?
– I don’t know. »

We walked across the city and at one point we met a guy she knew. He jumped on her neck, told her that she was very beautiful with her new haircut. Which was wrong, in my opinion: she had long hair on Tinder photos and there, short hair (I hate it). But we recognize the sex-starved because they do not care, they try to fuck at all costs, by being honeyed at will and complimenting ugly stuff.

Once at her place, the girl said pushy things.

She played very well despite the fact that her apartment was dirty and she framed, then exposed in her living room, a picture of people she does not know, just because she found them beautiful.

So, we got all naked. But there, horror: a very hairy pussy and a kinda fat body. Thinking that one should always move with a box of depilatory wipes, I have neither kissed nor fucked her. Seriously, does she do this to protest the deforestation of the Amazon rainforest, to tickle the nose of the guys who lick her and quietly laugh when they sneeze or is her beautician simply in prison?

I still licked my girlfriend who orgasmed. Then, she wanted to finger a little our host to please her but ended up with the fingers full of blood “ah, me, it does not bother me to make love during my period”.

My darling ran in the shower to wash and the other sucked me, as if nothing had happened. From that moment, The Teacher has set aside, still in shock.

I was not too hot either so I needed an hour to enjoy.

We did not last once my sperm propelled on my own belly, we ran away manu militari. That’s how we did an almost threesome with a ugly girl. We will not do it again! It is, I think, the principle of coherence that encouraged us to go all the way!

When we returned, we passed a libertine club. On the parking lot, less than ten cars, only luxury cars. I imagine it was also a cliché inside: only old bourgeois tied on a cross, fisting each other while being whipped by young prostitutes. So, we decided not to go there.

We went back to sleep after watching videos on Youtube to forget this mishap. We felt dirty, actually. But let’s stay positive: at least it’s a funny adventure to tell! And it shows that with the game anyone can shoot well above his or her own level (she was pretty clever anyway, this little opportunist).

Yesterday I registered on Nouslibertins. This is the last famous libertine site that we have not tried. It seems to move a little more than others. Indeed, in one day, I have already received an answer from a single girl. She was hot until I asked, “Are you available this week?
– Ah, fuck, you ruined everything because you’re in a hurry and I hate that.

Oh well… another one who has a lot of problems, if you want my opinion!

Well, see you soon !!!

Post scriptum :

Now, I am getting upset so it is better that I stop writing. I am at a customer who is not there, to do his VAT. I’m with his secretary who had not prepared anything. So, I did my job and am about to leave but she wants me to stay until 6pm (it is 1:30pm) to take stock of I-do-not-know-what. By then, she must supposedly respond to urgent calls for tender. She tells me that if I’m not happy, I just had to come at 7am, because she was available at that moment. I just told her that I don’t give a shit and that I am leaving because I do not have only her in my life. She is very upset but never mind! I’m tired of these stupid and boring customers.

May the God of the Game be with us!

Threesome with a blonde who moaned like a porn actress

June 20th 2016,

This weekend was rich in emotions.

On Friday night, Tinder’s girl, who had flaked us, finally came. This is the one I call “Diplodocus”.

A little reminder: we had planned to see her three weeks ago but she used the excuse “I have a boyfriend now” to get cold feet. I had treated her as a “little maid” and it made her react. She finally admitted that she was not really in a relationship and came to see us.

She was invited at a moment that did not suit her, just to annoy her (revenge). At 9:30 pm, after my acupuncture session.

It’s The Teacher who went to open it while I finished taking my shower. My accomplice is not really stressed by this kind of plan anymore, now it’s cool.

Behind the door, she discovered a beautiful blonde with piercing blue eyes, taller than me. She was friendly and rather funny. She’s crazy, to be honest. She is completely nymphomaniac, quite extroverted. I had a lot of fun. She makes jokes all the time with her accent of Toulon, it’s cool, she reminds me of the south!

We sat around the table all three to discuss, the time I swallow my slices of chicken rillette. Meanwhile, the girls drank the good white wine that was in my fridge. Then, I took out the “mouthwash” (that is to say, the Get 27) so that they smell good.

After my frugal meal, I proposed them to go on the bed to play a game. The blonde began to moan like a porn actress “ohhh I love shirts, and belts”. She knelt in front of me, opened my belt and then rubbed behind me and opened the shirt as in a porn movie. Then, she slammed the belt like a SM… Seeing that it did not make me react, she raised her top and showed me her tits.

Then, we made a game of dice with naughty pledges. At first we came across “1 – truth question”. I asked, “How many times do you think you’ll come tonight? The girl from Toulon said zero and The Teacher at least two.

Then we did 2: we had to kiss languidly, all three. And then we did “5 – oral sex”, the two girls threw themselves on me by mutual agreement. They got rid of my clothes without I was being able to do anything and blowed me together for at least five minutes.

Then, the actual threesome started. The two girls undressed and licked; I licked them too and they sucked me. Sometimes I fingered the one licking the other, depending on the configuration. The Diplodocus from Toulon arched very well and her rump was super horny.

After a while, I took The Teacher in hand and started to lick her. The Diplodocus positioned perpendicularly to my cock and sucked me by looking at my girlfriend, right in the eye.

She had a great mouth for blowjobs, and eyes that screamed “pussy”! This situation excited a lot my darling who enjoyed quite quickly. Then, it was Diplodocus’s turn to lie down to be sucked/fingered. She took a long time to enjoy. She said “stop, stop”. She must not be in the habit of often enjoying in contact with a tongue. But she finally exulted thanks to our tenacity!

Then my darling was lying on her stomach waiting for the other to recover. I went directly on her and fingered her from behind caressing the clit with the other hand. The situation and the maneuver again drove her crazy in a few minutes. Already two orgasms for her! In fact, this kind of situation excites her thoroughly, as in the swingers club!

It’s because our relationship has changed. She is a lot more confident and trusts me now (she knows I will not leave her for a girl I hardly know). In addition, on Tinder, we meet girls who really love girls, not just curious heterosexuals who have never touched a woman!

Afterwards, they had the heart to make me take enjoy too. The two began to suck me in turn: the one who sucked was licked by the other. I was also sucked by the two girls at the same time… as in a porn, their tongues around my tail were mixed and everything! I ended up ejaculating a lot in the mouth of the Toulonnaise who swallowed everything. I put a little in her hair too so she decided to make a ponytail for the following.

We had a little “shower” break and then the girls went back to having fun together. I soon became hard again but I had a hard time keeping it hard, if you want to know everything. I took my girlfriend hardly, which resulted in the enjoyment again. The blonde enjoyed too because my brunette was grazing. Then, I took the tall blonde who was licking then my girlfriend. And she orgasmed again, my favorite lawnmower!

The tall blonde did weird positions after the doggy. Like, she crossed her arms behind her back, as if to make me handles. I caught them and she got up, to be fucked in extension. Then she made us the position of the pebble, that is to say, she curled up on herself in fetus mode so that I fuck her. My cock did not like it too much: following a false movement, I went out and wanting to go back, I banged on the edge of the buttocks: it hurt me so I I lost my erection.

From there, it was hard (or not, precisely). The two girls were lying in front of me and I masturbated watching them. The orgasm was good anyway.

Final score:
– The Prof: 4
– The Toulonnaise: 2
– Me: 2

My little love told me not feeling jealous at all after that. Simply because our relationship is not as fragile as before. Besides, she is right not to feel in competition. This blonde was horny and exciting, but I do not really want to see her again. I’m too good with my girlfriend. I do not want to spoil it!

So we made 2 threesomes in less than a week. It’s a winner’s life, that! I do not see why I would tolerate being treated like a loser at work! Myself alone, I fucked more girls than all these losers of the office together.

It should be known that my fuckers boss renewed my trial period for a period of two months last week. Except they are stupid, because I already hesitated to leave but had no time to look for something else. There, by extending my trial period, they give me two more months to leave them overnight.

Their idea in doing this was to put pressure on me. They want me to better integrating (ie, drink alcohol and eat shit with them). And they also want me to bring home files at night because, with all the moves, according to them, I can not be up to date in the office otherwise.

But it has an opposite effect on me: I react negatively to this type of pressure. I want to work for nice people, who do not talk to me badly. For such people, yes, I give my best! But not for assholes who think they’re holding me with their money. In addition, they attracted me to their firm promising me to start the three-year internship to be a chartered accountant but it’s still on stand-by… if it’s not bad faith, that? ! The girl I replaced had to accustom them to say amen to everything, it she either a pigeon or a submissive, but that’s not my case!

This week, there was also the starting pot of a collaborator. So I told my girlfriend to come and see how the aperitifs go there, to give me her opinion. I wanted to know if it’s me who completely derail or if they are really stupid but think they are gods.

Her opinion :
– There’s one of the bosses who is nice, but he behaves like a retarded teenager of 50 years: his biggest passion is to go out at night and get drunk in the bars.
– The other boss, fat and short, clearly has something to compensate so he over-plays the “macho” side. This is the kind who believes that his attitude gives him charisma while it would be better for him to be more modest.
– One of the collaborators is a rooster, a nigger who yells everywhere, who asks “SUCK MY DICK?” very loud to talk to colleagues (even in front of unknowns). He is typically the type that seeks to attract attention, speaks the most but does the least. He and the other fat are clearly in the same wavelength : they do not realize they are chartered accountants… so they broast and behave in an ultra-arrogant way (but it is not credible) !
– One of the collaborators welcomed my darling by saying “you’re a teacher but it’s not a real job, you’re always on vacation!” It was the same who had told me, the first day, “you’re not a little young to be fat, you?” (You must know that she herself is obese.)

Clearly, they made no effort to put her at ease so we left at 9:30pm. Overall, she concluded, “It’s a beautiful gang of assholes, I understand you’re not at all comfortable in there.”

Another anecdote: during this drink, I did not want to drink alcohol. But they served me anyway and forced me. The next day, I told them “I must not be motivated enough because I will not bring home work, I want to work to live, not live to work”.

They know now that I’m going to leave, and that I can leave at any time (as soon as I found something else in fact)… so they softened. There are already two vacancies in their cabinet, a third, it would score bad anyway!

May the God of the Game be with us!

This babacool girl was sexy, kinky and friendly

June 14th 2016,

The Teacher and I spent the weekend at Ecully, at her parents’ house who had gone on vacation. In the green, we were fine. We had good weather, besides. She did a little unnecessary nerve crisis on Friday night because I watched football and let her cook alone (it happened once in 8 months of relationship), but hey… we still had a good weekend, one in the other.

Saturday, she asked me how she could learn to stop making nerve crisis because it makes her unhappy, too, to complicate life for nothing at all. I told her that she, too, sometimes does things that piss me off but that I take upon myself when I judge that they are trifles. And when that’s important, I tell her things using non-violent communication, instead of making a scandal like a hysteric. As a treatment, I gave her three books from my library to read, we’ll see what happens:
– How to heal your inner child;
– The monk and the philosopher;
– Praise of lucidity;

Sunday night, we received the visit of a girl met on Tinder. Her case was pretty funny. I will tell you the story.

I was tired of interacting with stupid girls that do not know how to fuck so I just sent “hello” when we matched. She answered rather seriously “Hi, how are you? And we talked.

After two minutes, I asked her if she wanted to meet a couple: « Yes, it’s been a while since I think about it ». So we started talking normally.

We learned that she had a little boy so could not easily break free. She was asked naughty photos and she asked us for a phone number to send them to us. I gave her mine… that was early May. And then… nothing.

Nothing… until last Thursday. I was with my darling, making my first Youtube video. And suddenly, my cell vibrated (I almost confused with the dildo of my girl): two pictures of the girl, naked, of course. She had the good idea to sign, reminding us of her name and origin (Tinder).

So she was invited to The Teacher, last Sunday. She said it excited her a lot to imagine herself between us. We did not really believe it, we were a little jaded since the flake of the last time, actually. So we did not really make any effort to talk but she came.

It’s a kind of baba cool pretty hot, nice and especially who has a really cool mindset. As a trade, she “makes the season”, that is to say that she sells clothes on a stand that she sews or that she imports from Taiwan. In the winter I do not know where she makes her butter but, in the summer, she goes to Cap d’Agde. But she is not libertine, she had never even done anything with more than two people. On the other hand, she often fucks girls and guys from Tinder. As she likes to say, she leads a bohemian life.

 

She still lives with her kid’s father, they’ve been together for ten years (she’s 28). He’s a vagabond too (he’s 40). She often goes out and goes to fuck elsewhere. It drives him crazy, it seems, and I can understand it. The story does not say if he does the same thing on his side.

So, she is rather polite: she had brought some Coke but none of us drink because it’s full of sugar. I still took half a drink for politeness. She asked if we wanted to smoke grass but we declined politely.

She was a little tense but soon felt more comfortable with my jokes. My girlfriend was also tense, she said “I have a stomach ache” before the other arrives. I told my darling to put on a super sexy dress without underwear. So, I just had to drop her suspenders to start the process. After I put her topless, my mistress asked for equality: “undress too, I feel lonely”. Ah, I can tell you that under her gypsy clothes, the baba cool had beautiful underwear!

So here we were, three, naked, in the living room of The Teacher and we went to her room. At first, we were standing in a circle. I touched the two girls: fingers in the vagina and told them to fondle each other’s clit. We kissed at two, three. At one point, our guest began to jerk me off but I did not want my darling to feel sidelined so I took care of her exclusively. The other girl then went on her knees to suck me. And she was greedy. It was not bad !

Then I laid the baba cool on the bed and licked duet with my darling. She said “I usually only rarely orgasm, but I feel like it’s coming.” It lasted a while, she tried to struggle a little but my girlfriend held her firmly. She ended up exulting. Then she licked my girlfriend sucking me. Then, having understood that The Teacher had not orgasmed but she had actually simulated to please Miss Dreadlocks, I have fingered her until orgasm. The two girls having taken a lot of pleasure and feeling very manly, we could finally move on: penetrations.

I lay down and the baba cool was riding me while I licked The Teacher so that the two girls face each other. One was on my tail, the other on my head. I did not see much but it was pretty funny to do that. It seems that she, at one point, fucked me in the “poop break in the woods” position. Me, I just felt she was nagging my cock.

Then, I decided we were going to change: I took off the condom and fucked my darling while she licked the other. I went very hard doggystyle, I really killed her. She ended up falling because her strength was abandoning her at the moment of re-coming. The baba cool rather impressed wanted to try my cock so we exchanged. She was now she licking my girlfriend while I put a condom to destroy her pussy. It was after a few minutes at a very intense pace that I came.

We spoke a little on the bed and then our girlfriend of one night drove me home by car because it was raining. Also, it was midnight (she had arrived at 9:30 pm) and there was no more subway. But Monday morning, I began at 8:30 am in Chassieu, near the stadium “Parc OL”.

Once at home, I called my darling to debrief. She told me that she loved it and did not feel at all jealous. She saw it as a team effort. And she took a good walk! Great !!!

The next day, Monday, therefore, two days of statutory audit. It was very boring, my bosses still pissed me off with their fucking manners. It started with little murderous remarks that made me feel like shit. “Why is not that done? “What are you working on now?” or “it’s not acquired then we will be obliged to do like in school with you” (I soon have bac+8 so fuck your mother).

In their behaviors and in their ways of speaking, there were also things that bothered me: they stared at waiters’ asses at noon and commented aloud, just as they do with the servers a little effeminate “he is beautiful “. They take almost junk food and throw the few vegetables that accompany it. Yet, in their speeches, this is the kind that thinks they are superior to everyone. Especially the fattest one (the other it’s almost OK), he claims his great intelligence “Oh yeah between smart people, it goes immediately better.” So that’s why it’s not going very well…

But I think I understood where his problem comes from. In fact, he has a huge 4×4 and everything, that’s what put me in the ear. You know what they say: big car, small cock and/or shitty private life. This is probably why he feels obliged to broast to compensate. Me it annoys me: I find it so ridiculous to ride mechanics like that and play the cynic all the time. I want to change my job again…

These people are very, very different from me. I do not really know if I will hold the 3 years of the internship of accounting, in the middle of these vulgar assholes, just to have the status and create my business. I think I could do management control or things like that, it would be a lot less taking and less stressful.

Tthe drop of water that broke the mud, yesterday, they went to an aperitif at 4pm. I thought I would finish early too, but no, they told me to stay at the client until 6pm to continue the audit. When I got home, I was caught in a filthy brothel with Belgian and Italian supporters. There was even a parcel alert on the tram. I returned home around 8 pm, with raw nerves. Fucking audit near the big stadium of Lyon during the European Cup of foot.

This morning, big joke, the fattest arrived with almost 1 hour late “there was an accident”. He said that to try to justify himself so the trainee who was with us asked him what route he had taken. Verdict: they took the same, but the trainee was on time: so it’s a fucking lie. I think I’m going to start laughing, there’s no other way, otherwise my nerves will break. Or maybe I should pity him… But still, the girl from the other night said “he is really good, your guy”. So how can I be treated like shit in my work if I’m a fucking alpha who can handle two hot girls at the same time?

Otherwise, about the Diplodocus who flaked us last time, at the last moment for a threesome: I relaunched with a « what’s up virgin ? » She immediately felt stung in her ego and told us that she was still banging big black guys next to “her boyfriend”. So I asked her why she did not come to see us “ah, but I did not know how to get you back.” Seriously… it would have been enough of a « hello, wanna fuck? » Finally, she proposed us three dates, and we fixed the orgy next Friday. We’ll see what happens. I’m not sure I still want to fuck her, I did not like her manners. Hoping she is as hot as in her pictures.

May the God of the Game be with you!