Category: Diary of a French PUA

March 16th 2014,

I published nothing for a while but I have rather unusual things to be told : my pen weighed 7lb and my hands sulked in a corner. I looked at the blank page during two weeks with the same fright than a young Roma would face Claude Guéant. Thus this text will be particularly long. Take a meal.

At the beginning of the month, the married woman of December 2012 came back visiting me. This little trip from Brittany cost her all the same more than 300€ + 1000€ of business expenses. I thus had to give it to her for her money in the bed. It was the case. I think seriously of moving high-class escort-boy or orgasms donor for bored rich.

Last week, I went to try jeans. In a shop, after a few minutes, the seller told me “you are all the same cutter in reality than on your photos.
– WHAT THE FUCK ?” I turned around and saw a kind of 17 years old hottie, thin, average size, rather big breasts but that hold very straight, decent buttocks, brown hair with magnificent light blue eyes, fair skin… In brief, a kind of east girl dressed like a bimbo. She would have been able to make attractive the crappers of a nightclub. We talked a little, she knows my blog and likes it. She showed me her two tattoos and I pretended to be more interested in the jeans than by her but she dashed disturbed me the naughty girl. I tried a jeans and she came into the changing room to warm me “yummy you should take this one, it fits well on you and I know how to open the fly“. I didn’t bought the jeans, I am not so easily manipulable. Or I am really stupid. She told me that she was not free that same evening but that she finished at 7 pm every Saturday (she is a high school student who took this job for when she is not in class ie on Wednesday and Saturday). In brief, I said ” OK let’s see each other next Saturday after my tae kwon do training in addition it’s perfect because I finish at 6:30 pm“. I sent her a message the next day but no answer until Wednesday when she finally decided to end my ordeal:
ME : I was kind with you because you half raped me in the changing room, what was not unpleasant (March 9th)
HER : Haha, I put a lot of myself into my work! (March 12th)
ME : Having had no answer, I thought that our project had fallen into the water. Too bad, I said myself, that would have been able to make sparks! Still good for 19 hours Saturday?
HER : No, my cousin from Saint-Tropez is coming over.
HER : Or late
ME : late , it doesn’t bother me , if it’s a sure thing
HER : I can’t tell, plan something else if you want (9:18 pm)
HER : I swear my cousin is coming, I didn’t know before (9:29 pm)
I could think that she has flaked me and that our idyll is already finished but what leaves me a hope it is the deadline between its last two messages without I answered in the meantime. Roughly, seen that I did not answer after 11 minutes, she said to herself “fuck I maybe was a bit too hard on him” and she came back to justify herself. It’s a little indicator of interest. As a consequence, I told her to make a counter-proposal when it would be a sure thing. Time will tell. The young virgin is maybe afraid of facing me in a duel in the bed, me the valiant knight tamer of hot dragoon. Then I joined Virgnie (my darling) and in the evening threesome again with Padawan and 6ft. We could easily become used to it! But I am not sure that it is really good for me even if I was less bad than the last time. They considered my criticisms.

On Thursday, the inhabitant of Lyon (cf. the attached girl FR *) with whom Padawan slept in November came visiting him. Well, because Padawan still lives with his daddy and brother, it is at my home that she stayed. Of course, before, I had a little warmed her on FB by using the routine of the 20 magic questions (that I explain in Secrets for seducing on the Internet). We had planned a busy schedule :
On Thursday 6-7pm: Padawan picks her up at the station and welcomes her then brings her at my home and go back pick up his car to go to the tae kwon do.
On Thursday 7-8pm: I get acquainted alone with her, she is really cool, funny, pussy, has charm, her Spanish origins are obvious up to the end of nipples, is not afraid of anything. She has legs and humor, spirit and tits.
On Thursday 8-11pm: Training of tae kwon do, she waits alone in the hall and gets bored.
On Thursday 11pm-1am: Padawan goes at his place to eat and takes a shower (that lasts 3 hours), I eat with her at my home by whistling a Serge Gainsbourg’s song. Then she says “it is really too easy I can have you when I want“. We discuss and she tells me “a threesome I would like to try it but a foursome with a girl I don’t want I am too much afraid… it’s too much at a time : sex with more than two people and with another girl, too many novelties in one time“. She flirts with me but always goes far from me, like a game. She says “no” when I come closer. What does not prevent that I always win at this small game and that I finish at the end of half an hour with my hand in her panties. She says “stop I don’t want…
– your body is nevertheless saying the opposite (she is wet)
– oh fuck is that so obvious” but I still refuse to kiss her. The problem here it is to differentiate the true and the fake “no”, where from the mixture of the rapist. The desire rises in her, she gets up “me too I have hormones, I am not going to resist for a long time if you continue like that“. She runs in the apartment and I run after her. Funny. I catch her and stick her against the reinforced door: with my right hand I caress her from behind and with the left hand I finger her. She rises higher and higher on the scale of the pleasure, at this very moment, she would do what I want. I ask her if she wants to play, she tells me “yes what game?” I take her by the hand, drop her panties, removes my jeans and my boxer and make her jump on me just by removing her pants. We undress in a granted disagreement and I reveal her the invaluable treasure with which God endowed my crotch. She kisses me, “it’s not cool for Padawan” she says by way of resistance while she is jumping on me for one quart of an hour (but she likes prohibition like some people like money) then Padawan rings at the door. I quickly finish her then I am going to open the door.
On Friday 1-5am (when these mentally retarded Yankees persons still believe that we are on Thursday) : Padawan arrives with 6fr and a bottle of wine. Not bad this wine, but the inhabitant of Lyon was a little disturbed at the same time by the presence of another girl and by what we had just done. By the way her make-up had a little run down. At a given moment I am going to close the window, 6ft caught my hand then I kisses her, caresses her breasts then comes down in her panties while Padawan and the inhabitant of Lyon watch us. After a while, I come down between her thighs (she was sat on a chair) and starts licking her. It is the signal, Padawan kisses the inhabitant of Lyon and it really begins. With 6ft we finish on the ground warming like crazy and the two other dudes are on the couch. I suggest to my partner “joining our guests” and that finishes with 6 hands and 3 tongues on the inhabitant of Lyon. It drove her crazy. We more and more mixed and we switched the girls. At that moment, our sextape would deserve to be broadcasted on Canal+. Great atmosphere, a lot of energy and I finish with a facial on 6ft. Although I had difficulty in being hard because I have not any more a great deal of desire for her. I’m just realizing that what I have just written is as strange as Tyrion Lannister captain of a team of basketball but I don’t care that is the way it is.
On Friday 11am-1pm: I wake up next to the inhabitant of Lyon and we fuck like crazy. I am not usually the kind of guy who says he is a virtuoso of sex to make hot young girls take it in the sights (or somewhere else) but we started in the bed and we finished against my refrigerator in the kitchen. She could not stop praising “I should come to Aix more often“… especially when she had a big orgasm stuck to the table of the kitchen “sex is really good with you“.
On Friday 1-3pm: we eat and I fuck her again on the ground. We then wash the proofs of our alcoholic debauchery of the day before.
Vendredi 3-7pm: we go to the sea together with Padawan. He bathes in the water in the middle of March, I dunno how he can do that… And when he goes out with pectoral muscles inflated up to the brain, he looks like James Bond in Casino Royal (the only character potentially capable of making me doubt my heterosexuality) !
On Friday 7-9pm: I fuck the inhabitant of Lyon almost everywhere in the apartment to finish by a doggy style of half an hour on my sofa. She literally stuffs it, so much that she cannot handle it any more: she has a hard time. “The best doggy style of my life” she declares to me. I’m not surprised : me too, I liked very much. In fact, due to sex and living “like roommates” with her, we creates bounds.
On Friday 9pm-4am: Padawan joins us and we go together out to eat sushis. I almost suffocated, big ball in the throat, I say to myself that it is psychosomatic (I had regularly some when I was depressed a few years ago). Then we show her the city (it was time after two days) and we go have a drink in a bar then it ends in threesome at my place (it’s crazy when I think that some take it excessively badly when I fiddle their friends but I let them fiddle with my buddy). We all are exhausted. Her best friend called her to ask her what she was doing and she answered that she was having hard sex with two guys. He did not believe her.
On Saturday noon-2pm: sex like a madman with her and she returns in Lyon in ride sharing. I hope that we will go there to visit her, I became attached to her, me, especially to her attractive big boobs.

During the training on Saturday afternoon, I almost fainted, everything turned. Needs to believe that I too much burned… the candle, lately. But that was worth it: seriously, what a timeless weekend. We could believe that we all dreamed, I guess. For her part, she was delighted to have two lovers for her, she imagined the heroine of Savages, I guess. Me, I felt rock ‘n’ roll like Pete Doherty when he takes Kate Moss wildly in an underground bar.

During these 3 crazy days with Padawan and the girl, I had successfully approached a girl on Adopt during the rare moments when we did not fuck nor sleep. Conversation :
– Me : In addition I’m having a stressful week O:)
– Her : I can propose you a little treat if it can help you…
– Did someone already said no to such a proposal? lol
– Yes. But he was stupid!
– Oral sex (give*take) it’s almost what I prefer
– I also like oral sex… It is exalting and exciting to see the power that we have on the other one.
– I understand what you mean! Yes it is true and do you like having power on men?
– Generally I prefer the men who take control but sometimes I like when I can order
– Order some dessert? lol
– Mouahah! No of course… well but… A dessert and some sex can fit very well together!
– Lol ! sex before or after ?
– Before, after, during… when you want!
– Ahah ! Do you like playing with the food?
– In reality I never had the opportunity to try but I would like to!
– Ah yes and what would you use ?
– Whipped cream… or maybe a raspberry coulis… and why not some nutella. Just thinking about it and I have just got 12 lb !!! 🙂
– Lol I will make you do sport then ! well so prepare it for Saturday then 3:)
– OK I prepare all this! Just a quick question: are you really vegan?
– That depends on days and you
– According to days, vegetarian… But most of the time omnivore.
– Omnivore does it mean that you eat men? Or just a part of them?
– No, it means that I eat anything… and especially a very precise part of men… I generally eat them entirely…
– I am volunteering to unfrustrate you : with what you’ve written to me you must be excited
– Hummm too late… I did it alone. So is it OK for you tomorrow night?

Finally here we are, she cooked me something and that was a good idea because I had nothing anymore at home and laziness to go shopping.

I already had the cock on fire when I went there. It was a salad of rice with fresh vegetables and some white wine. Very well, all this! Then she kissed me while I just caressed her leg casually : I played with her little pussy and she rose on me. Then I destroyed her ass doggy-style on the couch. What a good fuck, she shouted so hardly! Then, I finished her whole salad of rice and we took a shower together. I made her come again just with my fingers and I got hard again. This hot water that caressed me and these shouts of pleasure excited me, in fact. A miracle considering my general state and that I was not even sure that I could be able to be strained once by coming. She kneeled down and sucked me with her attractive small nose and her mischievous look. A girl with a hyphenated first name, 26 years, from Bordeaux, real estate agent, looking all-around great at first sight but what scamp in the second sight! And she knows how to do it. I travelled with this blowjob… the orgasm I had was powerful… I was then invaded by energy: I did not know what to do any more to evacuate it then I hit the wall. Too good, seriously! She wanted me to sleep with her, but well, that would have implied to fuck again the next day and I didn’t feel able to, seriously. No more energy, here. I returned at 1 am and cooked some fried potatoes casually by watching the end of Kaboul Kitchen… seriously I am a big fan of the mustache of colonel Amanullah. I could watch the show only for that.

Here we are, it was the news. Please don’t speak to me about sex before April. Saturation ! Except maybe the young seller teaser there… a pussy like that : we take it when we have the opportunity of it otherwise we regret it for a long time. On the other hand, seen my level at the moment, it is her who would have enjoyed her life if she had come yesterday evening but well… well, I am going to leave her a second chance all the same, if she is not too stupid she will seize it.

Signed: colonel cock on fire aka Kalashnikov.

Kiss les jeunes. Que le Dieu du Game soit avec vous !

I am going to make an epilogue for this pervert’s column with the FR of Padawan of last November related to the small inhabitant of Lyon.

 

(*)Written by Padawan on November 27th 2013,

On October 18th I had a last oral exam in Lille, and I had decided to stop in Lyon on my way back to visit a friend.

He lives in a dormitory and I thought I could wreak havoc with her neighbours but there was nothing interesting in the group ! I also got acquainted with his neighbors who advised us to go to a nice bar / club : a rock boat, a barge filled with women who are hungry of cock according to them!

In brief, on Saturdays night we meet up with people in the barge. There is an abyss compared to Aix… women everywhere ! The atmosphere is top. I discuss a little with people who were there, that moves a lot.
I turn around in the crowd and I find myself face to face with a very charming brunette. She was up to bump in me, thus I said a bullshit! I don’t remember what I said at this moment. We part and I leave finding my buddy.

We settle comfortably in a corner to get some air and now the girl tries again: she sits down with a friend just next to us. With this approach invitation I cannot resist. “How do you plan to make me forgive you for earlier !”. The conversation starts well! My buddy acts like a wing and talk to her friend : perfect !
But the thing is, they want us to buy them drinks… I thus make speak my repartee (line) with a shock sentence for this impertinent girl : “Do you know what is a guy who pays drinks to a total stranger?”. She is called out, I continue: “A looser !”. She likes the challenge, the conversation goes on.

It is the moment to isolate her… but the thing is, she came with a lot of friends… hard ! I do it all the same by pleading that we have to jump into the Rhône. I stick her to the barrier, she is enthusiastic, I get closer and… I pass by her head and make a comment on the height of the likely fall. I feel her frustrated, I try to kiss her for good and we play to get away, then we eventually eat each other’s mouth! Very good.
I try to leave with her, but she does not want and her buddies cockblock me completely!
She takes advantage of it to ask drinks and fags to guys. We play the libertine couple in front of two guys, funny ! She makes her friends game also by giving them missions with guys, awesome!

Then I abandon her by telling her that I have to leave, to make her react! But I only leave to hunt more there… and a guy sends me on his American roomy who is very hot! (a real bro).
After a while the first one tries again. She is jealous and kisses me in front of the American.
So I negotiate the FC, no way, she has to go back at her parent’s… well it was just an excuse, we planned to meet up again the next day to have sex but she flaked.

The thing is I had taken her number. The text phone game was hot ! She thus had to accommodate me a weekend in Lyon in exchange for orgasms.
I thus went back there last Friday to see my friend and my cousin and, well of course, by going out of the restaurant I visited the chick. We a little played when I arrived, the tension was strong… It was hot ! We had sex all week end long.
A 19-year-old woman who likes sucking it is so good! I was ready to do it several times but I think that she had enough because she lied down to recover. In brief the next day and on Sunday we did it again, in the awakening and in the evening. I was still excited like a lion ready to devour a gazelle.

Moreover I am “one of the only guys who have given her orgasms “, nice ! She will think of me when she will masturbate 😉

A very good week end. It’s very interesting to game somewhere else that in the South of France!

February 26th 2014,

Before beginning to write, by way of warning for the 17 readers who’re still reading me, I am anxious to specify that every page of this Field Report is initialed by one of my sperm cells. What a waste when you know that at least one of these embryos would probably have been the author of a world-class best-seller within 30 years!

“You’re home, quietly installed in front of your TV, when someone is knocking at the door. Surprise, it’s me ! I approach and kiss you, and the desire rises of a sudden. You realize that I still have my jacket when you take it off, surprised again, I’m only wearing underwear. I think that I obtained the sought effect 😉 You stick me to the wall and come closer to whisper in my ear that you want me. I take your hand then lie you down on the back. I start kissing your neck, your trunk, I spend my language almost everywhere on you. I feel your breath accelerating, you’re savoring. I nibble, lick, kiss, everywhere. I go down again and stay there for a long time, because I love it… I take your sex in mouth, play with it, accelerate then slow down, spend my hands or my tongue on your testicles. Your legs tremble, you hang on to my hair, trying to make me move. When I go back up, you turn me and take me of a sudden! It makes me scream. Needs to say that all this fucking turned me on. You take me the way I like, hardly, you turn me in all directions. Then I feel you accelerating, a little more, still more, and coming with relief… Definitely, it was a good idea that I visit you.”

Because it was a quite long message, I received it in the form of a MMS message and not a simple text. So, I answered “ahahah when I saw ONE NEW MMS I thought that you sent me a naughty picture but it is very too“. Roughly, I made the idea germinate in her mind instead of asking her directly for a naked picture like a weirdo. When she actually send the first one to me, I answered her by two-three topless photos and told her that I liked what I saw (to encourage her). In the end, I got her naked. It is this technique I always use to get naked photos from girls without risking to miss one because I would be thought of as a big pervert. I don’t like being thought of as what I am. You know, a lot of girls out there have a narcissistic side and enjoy the effect their attractive body can have on us, poor obsessed males! With her, another thing made me have fun : every day in the morning I asked her what color was her underwear!!! It create bounds… 😉

A few days later, she wrote me another text. “You arrive at my place and when you’ve just come through the door, you jump on me. I feel your hands on my neck, on my breasts, my stomach, my hips, my buttocks, all this while you touch my mouth with your lips. I try to kiss you but every time I approach, you make a step back, it drives me crazy. When you are finally passive, I heave a sigh of pleasure. I take off your shirt while your head is in my tits, while you kiss me in the neck. I put my hand in your hair, your back, on your buttocks (fuck, I love men’s buttocks) and pushes you up to the bedroom where I finish undressing you. Just by seeing your already hard sex, I am totally wet. Just to make it even harder I linger above, spending my lips, my tongue almost everywhere, your legs are taken by cramps and I feast to continue still a little. I all the same eventually take it in my mouth and hears that you sigh of relief. I still continue a little then go back up by nibbling every piece of skin I can. You fall over on me without penetrating into me and rub against me. That drives me crazy because I have just one single desire : that you take me, and you know the effect it had on me. You put me on the stomach and come over me, while continuing your little game. You kiss me in the nape of the neck, play with me then eventually take me in this position in fact (by the way, it is my favourite) while I sigh of pleasure. We make love like that for a moment, alternating the positions, with one single objective, mutually doing great good to each other. I love these moments.”

In real life, it took place a little bit differently. Date fixed at 3 pm in les allées provençales. Arrived at 3:30 pm, I made her two-three contextual jokes in shape of caresses “the amygdala it is a spider” (it is a gland but I do not remember why we spoke about that) and “I don’t kiss at the first date, I fuck at the first date“. I thus got acquainted with an attractive girl, tall (almost 5ft8), natural blonde, nice cute face, but especially very soft and kind (she studies veterinarian, that’s explicit enough). I really looked forward to making her shout with the overgrowth of explosive flesh that blocks me when I want to run… like Pierre Woodman would do to a young and innocent Polish actress that he would audition by tickling her vocal cords with his swollen pipe.

We directly went to my place, without putting into words the thing. I have met again the old caretaker, it is the 5th girl whom she sees me returning at home in one week! In the elevator, I put my hand on her stomach (not the one of the caretaker), caressed it up to her tits by coming closer to her lips… but without kissing her. She was a player IRL just like on Adopt. Once in my apartment, I stuck her to a wall, fiddled with her decently on the basis of respect for Geneva Conventions then I turned her and put her fingers from behind with my left hand while I caressed her clit with my right hand (I also bit her buttocks). She tried to catch my cock but I prevented her from it “you’ll play with it later” to oblige her to concentrate on her own pleasure. It is a little what we did lack in the threesomes last week: the girls giving and receiving at the same time, that allowed them to find a diversion from their pleasure and not to let themselves go completely. Nom d’un cunni sec d’une pipe molle ! [untranslatable]

Well. Because it turned me on too much, I then took off her small pink panties to take her doggy-style up against that same wall. I took her from behind, but because she had a beautiful plump ass, we could say that it is her best profile. Then she rose on me on the sofa of the lounge (I took advantage of it to remove this bra she had for too long) and ended her in missionary. Je ne savais plus à quel (gros) sein me vouer [untranslatable]. So so good, her body is very comfortable, it was a good fuck : there is a connection (probably a wavelength story or something like that in any case something that overtakes us, poor mortal people). For the anecdote, she kept her big fashion glasses all the time. We then a little chatted to recover from these acrobatics (if too often practised that stuff could make us finish the ass stuck in a wheelchair – we like living dangerously).

Secondly, we went on my bed, I made her a massage, then I liked her. She came. Her pussy is very tasty. She then made me a massage and turned me and sucked me from A to Z by using my sex as a toothbrush (for those who still don’t know, I am sponsored by the agency of the oral health thus bring your social-security card when you come visiting me). I had a good orgasm, it had been a long time since I had not been blown till the end like that. I guess that’s what I like the most. I could feed exclusively on blowjobs like that (and her too – is organic and gluten free).

I wasn’t expecting such a girl like that… I mean that I wanted her but I didn’t really know with whom I had to deal because when she told me that she had only slept with 10 guys and that she asked how many girls I had slept with : she looked disgusted when I announced a number nevertheless 2/3 inferior to reality… then I asked her if she found that it was a lot or not. Fuck, I know nothing anymore about it : loss of reference points. Otherwise, she is funny and has already made a threesome with two guys (two buddies met on Adopt). Eventually, she asked me if I was going to call her back? Probably. Except that I am going to add her on FB in the meantime and except that seeing my blog is maybe going to block her (it often happens). This damned diary complicates my young heterosexual licker and wrongly heartlessly person’s life… but it is for a good reason. Besides, just like some legends like picking up with a fake mustache, I like putting myself handicaps.

Well, so, it was the 6th girl in 6 days, she is as a kind of bonus at the end of the DVD of February. Except that my thing, it is rather books (like Secrets for seducing on the Internet in which I teach how to make girls send you naked pictures and I also explain how to tempt them to write erotic pages for you with some ready-made texts that you will only have to copy-paste so they want to have sex with you – long live the product placement).

May the God of the Game be with you !

Written by Padawan on February 23rd 2014,

Well you know it, Fafou is a polite boy. Then to thank me for Friday evening, yesterday he introduced me to 6ft.

We had an appointment at the Chassdo because I wanted to hunt another girl.
Just before going, I fall on the Sardine on Adopt (an ex conquest of Fab he had banged while I took care of her friend in a birthday last year). Because I really had no time I propose her cash a 4some, a small extract :

Sardine : Hello young Padawan, keep your “Charms” darling we have already “met”

Me : Ahaha I know that’s why I sent you a “charm” ^^ so my sardine are you hungry ?

Sardine : Oh rascally!! of sex, yes all the same, but I am on a diet of man.

Me : Ah you want women now ?

Sardine : Oh no thanks you there’s nothing more boring! Are you hunting?

Me : Yeah baby I’m chasing 😉 and I suppose you too ! are you interested in a foursome tonight ? (yeah I’m direct because it is tonight or never ^^)

Sardine : No I’m fine thank you

Me : I thought you were more kinky all the same… you can try to look innocent huh but every women have this fantasy. Have you already tried all at least ?

Sardine : Yeah several times that’s why I’m not that interested.

Me : Maybe it wasn’t good persons so…
You prefer twosomes now ^^

Sardine : Huh.. sorry Padawan I’m not a sportswoman, and I love beef. Do you understand

Me : Loooool
Yeah yeah I understand, it is for your friend and all this blah blah blah ^^

Sardine : Waaa not at all we don’t speak to each other anymore I fucked her ex! It’s sad but it’s life, and I love life too much

Me : Wah wah ! You make me have a lot of fun ^^ well she should learn how to have fun instead of doing bullshit like that all the time 🙂
Ah and not only blondes are welcomed, I just said that they were my type [on my profile] ! Don’t feel rejected love 🙂
Seriously come having fun tonight alala !

Sardine : No seriously tonight I’m busy and I didn’t sleep for 24h so I’d be bad

Me : I like the contradiction if you tell me that you are busy then why do you tell me that you would be bad? women and your fake excuses
Come on ! We will have a good time, we will cuddle you, and you will see that we will give you some of our energy

Sardine : No I’m going to bed now! I have a drink and that’s it. I say no to you from the beginning, I’m not looking for excuses I am not a young girl you know
Sent via iPhone

Me : You’re breaking my heart big sardine. It’s OK there will be people you know 😉

Sardine : Yeah I know that you and my sardine are always together

Me : Obviously ! More there will be sardines and more we’ll enjoy Frankly you have an opportunity to have fun but you are going to bed and will miss something, I thought that you loved life

Sardine : You make me laugh! Stop with your 2 sesteriums arguments I am a dead-walker, I love life, but it is not for a no that I am not credible anymore!

Well I didn’t see the last message, I was already gone. I thus met Fab and 6ft : I like her she is quite exciting ! We try to turn her on to incite her to go hunting, but over the moment I feel that the ant is not unselfish! She wants her two cocks just for her!

Fab went for a pee and we see him coming back 2 seconds later with guess who… this fucking Sardine ! This girl thus spent her evening in the Chassdo and was at the same time on Adopt… The height of the hypocrisy (she had sent her last message at midnight). The poor girl had got fat since last year and she had cut her hair…. huge mistake fat ass !
We all agreed that she wasn’t up to our expectations anymore !

So, we did nothing at the bar, 6ft didn’t want to share us, we thus went at her place. I found her apartment very nice, I like analyzing the apartments of people because we learn a lot on their personality. Well in any case she had tidied up well because she knew she was going be doggystyled violently!

We stick to her together, each on one side and we begin to undress her : her energy and her excitement rose.
We eventually arrived on the bed and we made a lot of oral sex, a real swallower of sabre! Her little mischievous eye contacts were very exciting! We switched, I stimulated her G-spot with my fingers, she couldn’t handle more, she twisted, I thus told Fab “Hold her !” and boom, she was blocked, she had to come ! Too good ! We did it several times and then I broke down.

While she was blowing Fab, I took care of her ass with a good violent doggy like I love doing it to naughty girls who deserve so !
At the moment I came, I took another condom and I restarted like if nothing had happened. She was folded on the bed, I do not know how long this moment lasted but I stopped because I got tired physically: I had doubled in volume because all my muscles was inflated because of the effort.

She continued sucking Fab, by lying face down. After a small rest I returned giving her some pleasure in lying down doggy-style. At this moment I felt that a strong energy surrounded the group, like if we flew away… the orgasm was powerful: at the beginning I was soft and then I had an excess of energy I would not know how to explain… I wanted to demolish something, a little bit like fury ! I thus did about twenty push-up to calm down and it worked…

6ft began riding Fab then he took her in lying down doggy-style, she was fucked hard while I caressed her.

We then rested, Fafou went back home, he needed some rest with all the sperm he sent this week ^^ (Bravo bro because it is necessary to have a lot motivation and desire after all these efforts;) )

When we had sex again in rather all the positions, she covered me with her cyprine up to the top of the navel, rather crazy and rare!

Finally I’m not even able to synthesize everything, there was really too many caresses, looks and pleasure ! I will especially remember that she had a lot of orgasms and enjoyed! Us too ! Thanks to Fab for having introduced me to a so generous and open-mined girl (maybe because she is 31?)

Otherwise tomorrow I will watch a movie with an English girl, I hope it will be good ! More adventures very soon probably 🙂

May the cyprine flow freely !

 

After the tae kwon do, I was so tired, but I motivated myself all the same to arrange this meeting for my buddy (after last night, I was flying, but you’ll see that I’ve quickly lost my energy). I was a little disappointed by the attitude of 6ft who did not even try to pick up with us. She even made opposition. Strange for a girl bisexual, hypersexual and used to orgy clubs. We had planned to make a foursome this weekend but that thus divided into two threesomes. I think that it is the approach anxiety that has stopped her but I had by far preferred to go hunting with The Girl of the Body Painting. 6ft is btw taller than 6ft because she is taller than Padawan. It was funny when we positioned, him in front of and me behind her, to touch her and undress her: I had the impression to besiege a castle-fort and to bring down a tower. Like Louis le Pieux. Then, we put her on the stake of sex like Jeanne d’Arc and we stoned to death her with cocks. All kidding aside.

During the act, I felt put aside, like if the fact that Padawan is a new cock for her justified that she had to oversell it in terms of attention and compliments. By making threesomes with two girls, I quickly understood that it is necessary to put them on an equal footing at the risk of putting one ill-at-ease. That gave me difficulties of erection all this, certainly because the girl lost her “purity” under my eyes… she did not excite me much. The bitterness disrupts a little my prose and my erections at the moment.

After sex, they began speaking about music metal both in a corner. Totally in their bubble. I was very bad, a strange sensation invaded me… A shitty thing looking like sadness. I said that I was not feeling good, that I was going to leave: they didn’t really care. Then, they had sex again without me. That also, I lived it badly. In this fucking plan, I really had the impression to be an intermediary whom they then egoistically kicked out to be quieter. For example, if a married guy grants a threesome with two guys to his wife, it is not so that the newcomer fucks his wife when he is not here… rules, priorities and a little of respect are all the same required otherwise it’s a mess. I thus want my future wife to be hot and pious. With a padlock transplanted to the entrance of her genitals, which key would be hidden in my pair of underpants.

Two words on his Game with the Sardine. Everything in the provocation… well, it can work. The only thing I didn’t like it is that he criticizes his ex. Otherwise, the logic of the princesses is always so funny : “I am not interested in men at the moment, nor in women, but I am registered on Adopt”. Or then “I will go to bed early tonight” and then we meet her in a club. The girl who got fat and adopted a haircut that doesn’t suit her plays the decider and refuses a plan with a beautiful girl and two guys she likes while she declared herself bisexual last year? So weird. There’s also the eternal logic “no I’m not a girl like that I’m not a slut” then when you provoke her “but I’ve already made several foursomes” for fear of being thought of as a coward. Why not more frankness and sincerity ? Read my ebooks for a better understanding…

Well. Let’s stay positive. 2 threesomes in 1 WE and 5 girls fucked in 3 days, not everyone can do that !!! I have to restore self-confidence, to armor against egoism and to get laid (no please not I can’t handle more) some sleep !

February 22nd 2014,

Hi friends, it’s past noon and I hardly open an eye. Needs to say that I spent a so exciting night that I had trouble sleeping. I type this FR to try to clean up my thoughts.

Yesterday, we went out with Padawan, in a small bar of the city center (the one where many foreigners go and where it smells the rotten egg inside). Guess who we ran into, damn?! You’ll never guess : into the girl whom my very dear Padawan undressed at the beginning of the month (the one who watches manga porns with her friends). A good leg and a golden girl, according to him. I wanted to verify.

She was with her friends. A set of 4 girls who were drinking some wine and dancing. We walked towards her ignoring royally the others, Padawan introduced me, she was embarrassed, I a little forced her all the same to give a kiss to me… we’re not animals ! Then, I let them talk together, so I wasn’t the big weirdo. I settled a little farther, casually sat on the file of a chair. Honestly, I a little felt nervous like an artist before coming on stage. Then I preferred to shut up and watch my body language rather than to take the risk of saying a bullshit. I looked at the guys who “danced” and I was scandalized that we call that “having fun”. Good thing the ridiculous does not kill. The lack of alphaness neither. I didn’t feel this evening, for God’s sake, I didn’t feel it .

After a while, the friend of Padawan came talking of this and that with me whereas he warmed her very slightly from behind. Submission by the eyes : up to here everything goes well. Absolutely not perturbed by the merry-go-round of my wingman, but seeing clearly through his game, I told casually the girl the night when we warmed The Girl Of The Body Painting together in my bedroom. I described how much it had driven her crazy. I saw her attractive naughty eyes beginning to shine.

But I didn’t feel it all the same, this dead duck. Especially that there was her whores of friends, fucking cockblocks, who were a pain in the neck to me. Then I was so to speak a little bit vile with them. Needs to say that I had poked at least 2/4 on FB and that they had written me the usual shit like “who r u?”, “why do u poke me” or “what is a poke” and that I was quite a troll in my answers… then here we are, I paid it because they made my reputation with Padawan’s FF. “He is a jerk, a fucking asshole, etc. But go on the other one, he is cute.” We cannot say that I did not deserve it but well… “Who sows the wind reaps the cyprine” says the proverb, no ? Ah no, it doesn’t say that.

Don’t worry, I am used to get it in the neck with the fair sex. It is the principle of The Game. Women make us suffer. The seducers are send to hell. They get it in the neck. It is sure that it is not the poor guy who keeps the same idiot all his life who can understand that. I am Chuck and Padawan is Nate. He is the Apollo with well drawn abs and I am the guy that we fuck because the indecency attracts and fascinates. One of her miserable friends came speaking to me “I have to occupy you so that your buddy can pick up my buddy. [She had probably not understood that they already slept together, ahlala women and their secrets]
– really ? it’s cool, go on occupies me, and do not hesitate to call a friend to help you darling. I am very greedy.
– well no but I have boyfrienddddddddddd, dude.
– it’s cool anyway my buddy won’t pick up your friend in this bar, we are gonna make a 3some.
– sure…” I love saying truths like that, on the tone of provocation: they never believe me… and yet !

I did recover, stage fright left me, the modjo of my three fucks in two days took over the top (I felt invincible and cocky again) and I said to the two lovebirds, “do you want to go in a place where your friends are not? it would be a shame to shock them anyway.
– OK we can go outside if you want it’s hot here. I finish my drink, you don’t drink anything you ?
– I don’t know, do you want to give me some of yours ?(compliance test)
– yes, take some.” Finally, there was maybe a hope to spend a great night. Even a downright awesome night.

We went out and we walked to my house. “Where are we going ?
– Let’s just have a walk, guided by the night.” Snipe’s FR about threesomes&foursomes suddenly came back to my mind. We do not put into words the thing, we do not say “let’s go to my place”, we say “let’s go” and… we arrive to my place. Mouahahah. In brief, we took the elevator, we sit on my bed and nobody breaks the magic and we stayed in the darkness “I a little have pain in the eyes this is why I don’t turn on the light” (one more awesome Snipe’s trick).

Me, I sat on the bed next to her, and Padawan was standing in front of us. He caught a book and started reading it, while undressing on his own, until he finished topless with open pants. Like if it was totally normal. I did not try to take advantage of it to fiddle with her nor anything, that would have looked try too hard, then I told her “are you cold ?
– no why ?
– well I don’t know, you still have your jacket” and she took it off. Then I said to Padawan “come on the bed, I am going to put candles to enlighten you”. I fetched candles in the lounge but on my way “Padawan, did you see my sweater ? I’ve just lost it.” ; “Pada, my belt, I don’t know where I put it, and my pants opened alone”. We put three perfumed candles and it is me who continued the reading while she jumped on Padawan and while they started kissing. She was really put under stress, I guess. Two topless men, open pants, while she was still dressed. Padawan undressed her, she was passive, whereas I was concentrated on my reading. When she was naked, she said “are you sure you want to continue the reading ?
– do you want me to stop ?
– as you want… euh… I don’t know what to do or say in this situation I don’t know how to handle it.” I went towards her, we kissed each other, I touched her attractive firm body and Padawan started fingering her. She shook me meanwhile, and I can tell you that I was very hard. Her breasts and buttocks, are severe arguments that automatically make young heterosexual men like me react. We a little presented her with a fait accompli to fuck her together, but I always preferred asking for forgiveness rather than for permission.

Then, I came down to lick her while she sucked Padawan. Big time. I dunno why nor how but I went limp. I maybe had problems managing the ambient male energy. I was a little embarrassed, it broke the dynamics, but nevertheless I was excited downright then I tried to masturbate to come back in the party. When Padawan started to take her doggystyle hard, she sucked me to help me to get hard again. I have to say it worked well. The energy circulated between us, I was full of modjo. This type of energy that comes living in you during this kind of act is indescribable. Nothing to do with traditional fucks. I cannot you say how long it lasted, but she was fucked hard and I had a good time in her mouth. When Pada had stopped slapping her ass, she turned towards him to lick his body as to thank him and it is me took her. “Fuck me oh yes harder” that’s what she said, I swear. Fuck, that excited me to death. A little less liked when Padawan caught my alarm clock to time us. I found that strange.

Then, we discussed until 4 or 5 am by eating almonds and Goji berries like bohoes. I discovered a really simple, nice girl and everything, cool. I was not against a second round but we didn’t do it. In any case, the queen of the day today, it is her. She had two guys for her (and not the worst of the world). And she had moved forward in the head: overcoming the social pressure like that and going out of her comfort zone… bravo. It is not the kind of thing that normally happens, normally you go out in a bar looking for a “2some”, in the best case. It can happen only if you fell on guys like us. Anyway, she will have a great souvenir for later. But I don’t think she will tell it to her current friends. Moreover she told me that the tall brunette who said “I have a boyfrienddddddddddddd, dude” cheats on him non-stop. Bitch. We are not fags, and she is not a whore (if you still have this fucking mindset, do not hesitate to read The (inconvenient) truth about gender relations). When they left, she had difficulty in walking but her eyes were full of stars. Lucky girl !

Padawan shared his best sexfriend of the moment with me for my anniversary! I am moved, what a present, what a birthday doggy style ! I need to find a way to thank him, because I am a polished boy all the same. This is a real bro who understood the spirit of Game : take and give and carpe diem. Needs to have reached a fucking level in the head to be able to do that. To be capable of realizing this kind of thing. Maybe we are crazy. Besides being proud of him, I said to myself that this kind of moments, it creates bounds all the same. Finally here we are, I was lengthened on my bed and other euphoric thoughts crossed me. What did I do to deserve that ? That very morning by going out for shopping, very far from suspecting what was going to take place, a veiled yucky girl made her credit card fall in the street and like a gentleman I ran after her on 200 meters to give it back to her. The karma maybe ? Can be a factor, no ?

PS = if you thought that the meeting in the bar was fortuitous and that the threesome was not the purpose since the beginning… you are very naive mouahahaha. I love corrupting young girls!

This morning, it is the soft ringing of the bell of my telephone that woke me up. A hot girl I approached on Adopt (I’ve already talked about her in a previous post) sent me an attractive photo of her buttocks without I asked her for anything… like if she had felt that it was again necessary for her to draw my attention again. They are very good these women all the same. Sixth sense, feminine intuition, all this shit… It is thus my 4th FC in two days, success calls success. For more advice, read Secrets for seducing on the Internet.

May the God of the Game be with open-minded women !

Written by Padawan on February 4th 2014,

Sometimes, the modjo does not leave you and you know that it is eventually going to work. I had not sent Sergeant Popol to the fight since almost 1 month. He was ready to recover and to go back on the battlefield even after having fired a big cartridge.

Yesterday I had a date with a scamp met on Adopt. It is necessary to say that the trying to pick up online had not been very complicated. The girl sexualized a little bit and I just had to outbid after; small extract (yes it is about pandas, because I told her that I was a trainer of pandas) :

She : What do you generally do during a first date ?
Me : I tame and I take the panda to the zoo to give her care
She : Where do you tame ? You take her at your home?
Me : Ahah does it scare you ?
She : Yes a little
Me : No reason !
The panda remains free
But generally she likes her new house
What would you do for a first date ?
She : Mmm the ideal would be that the panda and the tamer go have a drink together then decide what they will do later
Me : I always liked taming when the panda comes to drink
She : Me too I like being tamed after having had a glass of wine…

Here I am in front of her at 10 pm, she takes some muscatel wine, me some red wine. The waiter tries a little “here the girls do not pay” by taking my bill. Well it’s OK, for €2 I was not going to act skinflint, but for my game it was not very good. Later the waiter was a bro and proposed us a table more quiet. Again installed, we start to say bullshit, she even sexualizes herself the conversation! We come there to speak about porn, about the size of the male genital organ according to the region of the world, or still about her theory according to which men who practice martial arts have the biggest cocks because you need big balls to do that ( welcome to the club Fab ). She touches my leg unintentionally and says a little “sorry”, I answers “if you want to play footsie you can go on, do not find yourself excuses” by stressing well the fact that it was “sexual” with the tone of my voice.

We finish our drinks and we go home, we do not really know how that is going to take place. I walk with her and arrived near her street, she tells me “I live here” silently I pretend to go with her and I continue the conversation casually.

Her small studio is nice, we settle on the sofa bed, and we still discuss. She takes a pillow in her arms to keep her warm. I say “are you not ashamed to take a pillow to keep you warm while tonight you have a guy at your home with you?” Thus I take her in my arms. Then we start watching a Hentai (porn manga). In fact it looks like she watches a lot of porn with her friends, but with me she is not comfortable then we stop. I get closer to her by discussing without kissing her to make rise the tension.

We both crack and it was so good ! Her small breasts were firm, as well as her muscular body that has good forms. Her small mouth on my sex was divine. Mine on her lips (you know which ones) gave us the desire to go farther even if I prolonged with my fingers to excite her. I do not know why we fit into very well (I think it really depends on the partner) : she managed perfectly the andromaque [cowgirl/whisper] (what is not common) and the suspended union [ascent to desire] was orgasmic. It is a difficult position for the most part of the women I met because they did not know how to position nor to sheathe, she had never tried those positions but everything was well done.

We did it twice, she came 3 times. I won’t bother you with her eulogies on my physical appearance and the repeated “you are sexy”.

In brief, an excellent adventure! I do not know if I am going to see her again but I keep my modjo which is certainly going to urge me to write other lines here.

Cyprinely yours,

Padawan, trainer of pandas.

 

For having seen the FB profile of the girl, I can say she is sexy. I looked at her photos in a bikini the same way as a starving North African would salivate in front of a couscous royale. Padawan makes me proud because he is finally successful with my advice for trying to pick up on the Internet. For my part : I slept alone that night, for the first time since 1989, because I had taken the bad habit of always having a girlfriend in stock.

A slight drawback maybe on the complicated and difficult sexual practices for a first date like Padawan did : it is not compulsory to fall down as soberly as a dress of Geneviève de Fontenay… Because that does not make all the girls feel comfortable. And even for yourself, you have nothing to prove (to yourself)! Well, the most important it’s that she appreciated the session, she enjoyed and she is satisfied. Some claim they are able to live by feeding only on the energy of the trees around them, I wonder if we can live by feeding on handjobs, that would maybe be worth trying. On the other hand, I liked the sex-opener “are you not ashamed to take a pillow to keep you warm while tonight you have a guy at your home with you?“

Why did I put this Field Report on the blog? You will know in the next post !!! And I can assure you that it will be even more rock ‘n roll than a serving between a Jean-Luc Mélanchon in heat and a Marine Le Pen affected by vaginitis! More disconcerting than Ségolène Royal deciding to rape her ex-husband François Hollande in the premises of the Elysee by encircling him on a chair in solid gold, while Julie Gayet would look at the scene by masturbating while thinking of Benjamin Castali on whom she fantasizes since he presents Secret Story ! More improbable than a foursome of reconciliation without condom between Valérie Trierweiler, Alain Soral, Nicolas Sarkozy and Manuel Valls (François Bayrou would be there too but he would remain soft) that would finish in bukkake and that she would tell in a second best-seller under the title “Thank you for these knocks of crop”.

See you soon !

May the God of the Game be with us !

February 21st, 2014

I had spoken to this girl on Adopt in September, I guess. We had to make a porn movie without camera together but that finally did not happen. The soufflé and my cock fell as fast as a guillotine that would décabite (cut your dick : bedick) you… like it is often the case with the chicks. But the situation however took an unexpected turning point: Padawan has recently approached her on Adopt and they talked about me (merci poto). Watch out, at the risk of shocking sensitive souls, I am in an incredible bad faith in the following extract (I am not really such a jerk at the bottom of me, I just keep up to the times) :

HER : How are you? I am speaking with one of your buddies apparently! He does not understand why I did not succumb to your charm … I said that I had especially not taken time to meet you lol
ME : Who are you talking to ?
HER : Padawan
ME : Lol . well it’s simple . I gave you your chance . you preferred postponing ceaselessly by taking me for a marionette who would be available when YOU would have decided it then it’s over now
HER : Yes I know I assume the full responsibility. All the same I did not take you for a marionette
ME : You didn’t deign to make any effort because you believed that Adopt was a distributor of guys like me so go on and bang some suckers, the one who have lose the most in this story it is you, love
HER : Lol too bad you think that but ok I accept no worries
ME : Too bad I think what, go on explain your point of view
HER : It’s a pity that you believe that I consider Adopt as a distributor of guys like you and that I am going to bang suckers because it is not true! I would never have allowed myself to consider you as a marionette, I have just not taken time for you just like for the others because I had more important things to do
ME : Well then how do you call this?
HER : And know that you too are missing something
ME : Always postponing for shitty excuses . yeah probably I missed something except that I have nothing to regret : it is not me who stands between me and what I’m missing… it’s you
HER : Ok
ME : Then unless you have now a solid and concrete proposal to make
HER : And in addition, by thinking well about it I have not the impression I have postponed a lot of dates with you! Look at previous conversations ! [she is right]
ME : Answer … not next
HER : Lol yes sir . what is a solid proposition for you ?
ME : A place a day an hour and no flake
ME : and sex
HER : Lol you’re very good, reverse psychology and straightforward it is really what works with me!
ME : So much the better if I did sting you to the quick then maybe that I had underestimated you
HER : Probably yes
ME : So will you stop flaking me?
HER : Does it bother you that I talk to your buddy?
ME : No I don’t care why ?
HER : Idk you quickly overreacted like “yeah go on and bang suckers” all this … lol
ME : It’s ok, he is not THAT a sucker

Amazing (I talk like an American dude) ! There are probably a lot of guys outside who are jealous because a girl they have never met ALSO talks to their buddy on the Internet ! Wow, I did not know that we still practiced ablations of testicles in the birth! Well, then, by force of circumstance, we spoke about her with Padawan and we invented a phony game : THE FIRST ONE WHO SLEEPS WITH THE ITALIAN/CORSICAN WINS. Usually, the hesitation of a woman when I suggest her going fucking for free without condom in a rotten motel sleeping with me ASAP is eliminating is but in this case I decided to leave her a second chance. Then, I had nothing to lose, that’s it what is good with this : it is like going to the casino (slot machines not to do errands) if you only could win.

Okay, so. I had another date at the end of the afternoon but the girl has flaked me (fortunately she did it early “I have a training that was not planned finally this afternoon“). I didn’t care, I had planned 2 dates today, knowing perfectly that both girls were feverish thus that at least one on two was going to cancel… so I sent to the Italian/Corsican on FB “thank you for confirming for this evening : 06 XX XX XX XX ! kisses darling
– Lol it looks like a business meeting!
– You will pass an interview
– Apparently”. The interest of the nickname “darling” here is the implementation of a frame: if she answers without criticizing, it is because she agrees to be my “darling” or “my love”… I also use this when I provoke nasty silly bitches : this contrast (that a guy is openly laughing at them while giving to them cute nicknames) really pisses them off in general. Awesome. The good side of this it is also because we quickly get used to this and we can more easily tell it to girls who interest us during a face-to-face sincere flirtation: it has generally an impact.

If none of the two had come, maybe would I have tried to contact a hot Polish prostitute presenting a recent AIDS test as her resume. With Paris Hilton and a Thai whore as members of the jury to estimate my performance who would have written a note on my buttocks with their favorite red lipstick. I know that the other girl flaked me because she did not make any counterproposal : she has just chicken out. What does not mean that she did not want to enjoy.

Thus here we are, she came to my place. 26 years, classy, working girl, Italian or Corsican cute little accent. A sparkling brunette with a charming face. Not bad. On the other hand, rather shy IRL, crossed arms, closed posture, etc.. After 10 minutes in my lounge, I found that time passed slowly then I said “I show you something if you want?
– OK
– Come on (compliance test)
– What is it?” I switched on the light “ohhh that’s your bedroom lol
– Yeah, and that’s my bed, do you want to sit down ?
– Sure.” Then we spoke about her Adopt dates and gender relations, then I ran my magic finger on every not hidden part of her skin that was not covered by cloth (roughly: her arms) and she asked “when will you kiss me ? Unless you don’t want me…
– Well I think it is going to happen soon”. Well, then, In the order or in bulk I don’t remember : I liked her pussy, handjob (no blowjob too bad : she must be shy), I went down on her again, “I can’t wait I really want you right now please”, missionary, rider, two orgasms, doggy style “ah you’re good”. After sex, she acted way less shy, the exchange of fluids creates bounds, cool. Sex first.

To answer her, I think that it depends on the person and the situation if I am good or not (a moose of modesty has just invaded me, I hope I’m not sick). This week it was OK, fucking modjo ! I made three different come in two days… and not ugly ones. The God of the Game is with me for the week of my birthday, cool. With this rhythm, I even risk the overdose of cyprine: I hope I won’t finish sick of women until 2048…

I give you kisses. Everywhere, everywhere. Yes yes, I insist. Smack. And buy my ebooks fuck I need money (to pay my consumption of cocaine and take some mistresses) !!! And make me presents for my birthday too! Thanks you !

– The (inconvenient) truth about gender relations
– How to sublimate your body language
– Secrets for seducting on the Internet

May the God of the Game be with you !

February 21st, 2014

Back from taekwondo around 11:30 pm. I cooked small fried potatoes by watching a bullshit with cats on YouTube, just to recover. I moved finally towards my bedroom when, SUDDENLY, while I washed my teeth (maybe only two minutes before going to bed)… My mobile vibrated!!!

“Still awake ?” Number that started by +336, I said to myself it was certainly the girl I fucked earlier. What does she want from me at this late hour, this bitch ? I clicked the message and noticed that no, it was another girl who wanted my cock. I never register the numbers then it’s a mess. Being more organized would have been one of my resolutions of 2014 if I had been more serious. So I need to speak to you about this girl.

I had hastily approached her on Adopt, something like two or three weeks ago. She agreed to have sex, in theory, but wanted at first to go having a drink in a bar. As a result, I sent her to hell because I felt laziness. But I received a message a few days later from 6ft (the tall 30 years old woman I adore who is beautiful and with whom I have made a threesome last November):
– And now I have to reassure my friends you contact on Adopt!!! :p
– What ? Did I shock one ?
– Not really, but she was not very secure by the fact of not passing by the compartment “let’s have a drink in a bar”. She saw that we were friends on FB, she called me and I told her all the good I think of you!
– Well. Who is it ?
– Eva
– Ah yeah, but having a drink in town pisses me off, I’m not sure I will go. But thanks darling
– 😉
– Yeah I know I’m weird . Who is she for you ?
– A friend
– Well how can I say that … Except the fact she is one of your friend , does she deserve that I move my fucking ass?
– She is a great girl (smart, fun, nice…) but I don’t know her in the biblical sense!

Well, all this motivated me a little (I had to defend my reputation established by means of this awesome letter of recommendation written by 6ft) : I thus visited her FB profile. Fuckable according to her two profile pictures… but I wasn’t that excited. As a result, when she suggested me screwing her last Tuesday, I was at my parent’s and I didn’t make the trip. Laziness again. I don’t care, that’s what I said to myself. However, yesterday evening, I had nothing better to do except sleeping and she offered herself to me free of charge. Then, I said yes.

When she arrived, I wasn’t disappointed: finally better than on her pictures. Her German accent gave her a sexy side, her very blue eyes, her hair and her red coat too. Her face reminds me Misha Cross’ face, but less thin. Actually, she has got charm. I am always wary when an enticing up to the end of nipples girl wants to sell her friends, this is why I didn’t got a swollen head.

She came back from a party around 3 am o’clock and apparently wanted to have more fun. “Can we sit down ? she asked.
– Yeah, on my bed.” There, we lengthened (do not look for the logic), and she started talking. The German touch : even barefoot, she avoided putting them on my bed. Bed on which took place surprising Southern orgies that even DSK caught envying (without the prostitutes rented on Amazon). She asked me what I studied, what I wanted to do later, etc. Fuck we don’t care. But it was nervous: she felt the tension and did not know how to manage it. The best thing to do, in that case, it is to be quiet and comfortable so that she becomes in her turn quiet and comfortable (conditions convenient to a sexual intercourse).

It is also necessary to watch our own physical language, it is one of the only things that can fuck up the thing (because our appearance was validated on the photos on the Internet but not our attitude – more information in Secrets for seducing on the Internet). Another thing that can make you fail, are the tricky questions. For example, she asked me “would you like studying German?
– I don’t know, certainly, I like the languages.” If I had answered “no I don’t like the Boches” or if I had put my finger on my mustache to imitate Adolf, that would have spoil everything. Well, you understood the principle. We do not attack tender spots in these moments (except the G-spot).

When I felt she was cooked to perfection, I moved my hand lighlty on her leg and she kissed me directly. She was in a hurry to succumb to my Gallic charm. I undressed her and made her a little cunnilingus. She enjoyed. Then she undressed me and sucked me. Nice blowjob. She came on me “You know I am allergic to latex…
– No prob, I also have condoms without latex, I am equipped like a professionel”. I was fucked rather pleasantly, then I overturned her and gave her an orgasm WITH ONE SINGLE FINGER on her clitoris, like E.T. could have done it (except that my finger is not red nor bright in the stick). She told me “waiteuh a minuteuh, I am very sensitiveuh afteuh the orgasmeuh”. Well OK, that’s good, I was dead. I sincerely turned her around to admire her tattoo that represents autumn sheets and because I liked her ass, I took her doggy-style. I was welcomed by a “oh yaaaaaaaaaaaa”. I came in my turn and fell asleep. I dreamed that I shot a poor quality porn movie with an old mobile phone in a cellar of Stalingrad.

This morning, we a little talked before she leaves to go to work. She went on two online dates. The first one “he kissed me like a dog without lips” (it’s a quote). The second one, “he made me pass something like a job interview to see if we would be compatible on the long-term”. Seriously. “By the way, it’s what most of the guys do on the dating site, they ask you what you are studying, what you want to do later, etc. Always the same thing.
– A little bit like what you asked me at the beginning, right?
– It’s true.” Well, lightness, casualness. Damned, be more simple. Even if they are not often able to do the same thing.

We will remember as a main rule that it is better to move our ass than to sleep.

May the God of the Game be with you.

February 21st, 2014

This weekend, I did the doctor Clark’s liver cleanse. A bad time, I had, yes yes: sleepless night and runs during 48 hours. Worse than the period when I vomited with an incredible charisma some mojitos in a lugubrious street of the city center of Aix at the exit of a dirty club. Finally, I evacuated quite a lot of shit out of my body, green and yellow things that could be gallstones, but I have another big thing that is stuck in the bowel. It hurts, I’m waiting that it comes out.

I thus took advantage of these two days when I was OUT OF SERVICE to pick up on Adopt with my all new nickname “ORGANIC PRODUCT”. The first day, a girl sent me a photo of her in underwear. They were red, she was blond, I was hard. It is rare that a hottie quickly sends naked pictures like that (rarer than a hairless Portuguese but less rare than a Chinese with big tits). I am going to try to screw her, the process of negotiation is in progress. The second day, I was approached as follows by another girl:

SHE: why “organic product”?
ME: so that a hot girl (like you) wants to eat me, unless you prefer a mac do, darling ? :p
SHE: Mc do, organic, your body why not I like tasting everything… or alsmost 😉
ME: You’re right , tasting commits to nothing, if you don’t like it you spit out mouahahah ! Still in Aix today ?
SHE: Not today if you want on Thursday I am available between 4 and 6pm
ME: Normally it’s a 5 – 7 (happy hour) that we do, not a 4 – 6 mouahahah
SHE: You’re right!
ME: If you want to play it dirty all what you have to do is asking, you know
SHE: Lol why do I give this impression? it is you who are rather direct
ME: lol ! I said that in a rather affectionate way:) and the one does not prevent the other one lol
SHE: Hum anyway I have not said that I didn’t liked it 😉 you’re totally right
ME: cool 🙂 now that we clarified the situation let’s remove our clothes and stare at each other O:)
SHE: 🙂 hum you like putting me in trouble… I never know what to answer it is disturbing but in the right way I like you very much 😉
ME: What do you find difficult in this situation, honey?
SHE: Absolutely nothing! If you make love the same way you speak I will crazily enjoy!
ME: Well I would love to please you then ! 🙂
SHE: Do you have any idea where we could meet?
ME: yes ! my place ?
SHE: I would prefer a cafe, a more neutral place (yeah it doesn’t mean anything!) we can always go to your apartment after if we want to, what do you say?
ME: well I say that honestly if have you only 2 free hours, and that we go for a coffee we will do absolutely nothing in the end
SHE: I have another bus later;) and for a first date I wanted to remain wise… Well a minimum 😉
ME: Yeah. Well listen, I am against the principles like “for a first date I wanted to remain wise” and I don’t drink in bars 🙂
I remind you that it is not a relation of couple that I propose you, eh, I can be your buddy and give you orgasms from time to time!
Thus here we are, we can meet in the street and go to my place, or then otherwise you can find another guy who will accept that you tell him where, when and with whom he can make love (there are a lot of suckers on this site darling) !
besos
SHE: Well I have never said that I wanted to be your girlfriend, it was just so to be careful, don’t you know the word “psycho” because there are a lot out there!
And the word “wise” includes a lot of preliminary in my definition!
So where do we meet tomorrow?
ME : I see ! I understand you’ve to be careful !
I like your definition
Well I’ll meet you in front of my building then when you will have seen that I am not a old pervert, you come over and I make love to you directly during 2 hours?
SHE : That sounds perfect

Just a quick explanation on online pickup for a reader who asked me how to seduce on the Internet.
1) You need a nickname that draws the attention, and that marries with the theme of the site. Otherwise it is like going in a disguised party without disguise. Or the contrary, I do not know what is the worse.
2) A description that makes a good sorting so that all the idiots watered by Twilight in intravenous injection from their birth do not come talking to you… and that those who want a sex thing at the bottom of themselves come. NB : in this handbook case, this girl had written on her profile “no sex things” : It is thus necessary to trust rather their acts than what they tell. A chick who writes “no sex things” : it doesn’t mean anything concretely, this is why I don’t even read the profiles anymore. If she writes “looking for something serious” it is to take away the starved vultures and to choose herself the cocks that will be entitled to her Promised Land. There are a lot of girls who put “in a Relationship” on FB too, but it is just to don’t have all the starved on their back (for example the guys who send pokes everywhere like me). In brief, their strategy of defense is coherent but is a pain in the ass. I would like more sincerity and more orgasms.
3) Photos in which you are a character, not in which you look like a wanker, topless in your mirror with your pubic hairs that come out of your pair of underpants.
4) Being direct and assuming, not being afraid of the judgment of the stupid, tight-ass and conditioned girls, like if it was completely normal to take some pleasure when we can with someone we like. You just save time, that’s it. These girls wouldn’t have sex with you anyway, and even if you managed to fuck one by magic, it would be a bad leg. The purpose is not thus fuck the girls to whom you speak, but it’s speaking to girls you can fuck quickly without complicating things. The sorting, the statistics, we always come back to it! Fuck, I did well to make a high school diploma in sciences!
If you want more advice to pick up chicks on the Internet, you can check Secrets for seducing on the Internet!

She came, we took the elevator to go in my tower. She told me “you’re more shy than on the Internet” as a provocation. So I slowly caressed her naked arm with my hand, then her neck, then descent in dive on her tits. She threw herself upon me “you dude, with all what you’ve written on Adopt, you’d better be an animal, otherwise all my friends are going to laugh when I am going to tell them”. Then, she kissed me. We undressed, we went on my bed, she sucked me. Oh my god, she is very good at it. Best blowjob of 2014 for now. Then I went for a cunnilingus with my forked and teasing tongue “ohlala it is the first cunnilingus of my life that is correct… well no, it is good, it is just that the others were crappy. Hmm I like your fingers too, and I would adore caressing your lobes of ear, do you mind? Oh yes I like your nimble fingers!!!
– sdkjgdklsjgsdlkjs (me, trying to speak with the mouth full of cyprine)
– hmmm so good. Do you find me talkative?” Then, she rose on me and fucked me such a rider. I turned her around and took her doggystyle “yesssssss harder, oh yes it’s SO good, you’re a GOD (true story), the most enduring man I ever met yessssssssssssssss”.

After sex, she asked me “what’s my sexual grade / 20 ? me I give you a 17…
– huu well heee, 8/10 for the blowjob and 7/10 for the rest, so 15.
– OK…” Then, we discussed, she is nice and cool except that she usually hangs out with dealers “I like bad boys”. She had only 8 lovers in her life, including one during 8 years. As a consequence, she was surprised when I told her how many lovers I had (much more). She told me the story of one of her friends who did not have sex since 1.5 year and who told her “oh all the same it has been only 1 month since you did nothing and are you in lack yet, be careful this guy you want to visit is probably a psychopath”. We recognize here the frustrated girls, or those who have never really tasted the pleasure of the human enjoyment at the first date. I love debates like that, could be in a collection of the best conversations under MDMA.

In my Facebook “other” inbox I received something. The message of the ex of this girl who asked me like a fanatics and jealous starved dude “how do you know Victoire ???” I almost answered the truth, but finally I said to myself that the discretion and the respect for this girl were going to be my new trump cards in 2014. Knowing that I am as reliable as a promise of François Hollande…

I salute you, dear PUA colleagues. I also salute the Peeping Toms who read this text but who did nothing this year. I finally salute the girls who read me in secret then touch their panties during the night in their bed like sensualists sleepwalkers. Well, kisses. I’m done here.

May the God of the Game be with you !

She wanted sex because I wrote her porn texts

January 31st, 2014

“ I approached your sex. I liked pretending to suck you but I preferred kissing your pubis a small moment, I went back up towards your dick-head to deposit my lips, there slowly, taking advantage of the heat of your sex. Then I took care of all its length by licking it from top to bottom before stopping in front of the frenulum and finally took it in my mouth. I made round trips while licking your frenulum in the inside by masturbating you with my hand at the same time, I really appreciated the sensation of hardness in my mouth.” It is the message that a girl sent me on Adopt. True story. I had a tumescent pleasure (for the illiterates who don’t know the word it means “inflates”) while reading it. On the other hand, I don’t know what she meant by “licking my frenulum in the inside” ?!

As a result, in lack of lustful transgressions, I invited her to my place in the afternoon. I was entitled to some tests that I overcame as follows :

– She says I’m a “Don Juan” : I don’t know if I am Don Juan or not… Anyway, I don’t like the word. I prefer to think of myself as a feminist who fights for the sexual freedom of women! The term Don Juan is too often negatively used by women while I fight so that those same women are freed from this fucking social pressure, and can have fun… and so that the guys learn how to accept it and how to take advantage of it instead of saying they are whores! Now I do not see myself as a Don Juan because I don’t think I’m special, I am just a guy with maybe more nerve that the average dude, who moves his ass and enough became a philosopher to don’t care about rejections…

– She says that I am a guy who accumulates the “evening conquests (one night stands)” : One more time, I have to rebel! No one said that they were evening conquests ? I make every effort to sleep with girls during the first date yes… then 90 % of time we see again each other (because they insist and I am not against the idea or because I really liked the moment and I really want to see them again). And then, I do not make conquests only in the evening, in the afternoon too!

I have no recollection of any girl who directly came to my place but did not sleep with me! The real challenge, it is to make them come to my place directly or to go to their place directly! Most are not enough adventurer, want to have fun but are afraid, do not want to be thought of as easy girls, etc. The paradox, is that those who make the effort to come to see me (risk-taking)… then, it is often them who suggest meeting again (reward).

Yes, we can say that most of the girls are prudish, but finally not that much because as I told you, when I slept with them, they often show their real face ! Unfortunately, they often want to go have a drink in a bar before having sex, I find it boring. If I did so, I would certainly sleep with more girls, but finally it is not really what I’m looking for! Rather to live nice adventures with a dose of surprise, and with absolutely no headache. And I take advantage of it to make a sorting: the pains in the ass, tight-ass, profiteers, the girls with problems… will never take the plunge.

– “You copy/paste the same thing to all the girls?;)” : of course not, you’re the one, NEO.

– She talks about drinking alcohol before having sex: I think that alcohol (I mean more than one or two glass of wine) damages the performances and prevents from really enjoying (the girl & the guy). It would be a shame all the same!.

– She says “All right, I’m OK, I’ll give it a try, even if I am not used to do that, it is usually after 1 or 2 drinks that I go to the place of the guy.” : Deal ! Well then I hope you like the novelty ! I remember this sentence “It is from the moment we go out of our comfort zone that we begin to live” ! And the “I’m not used to”, I don’t buy it anymore !!! 😉

– I invite her to come over and have sex and she tells me “Ah well but it’s strange : you have not even seen me IRL?” : I saw pictures of you but if really you want to be reassured about that, you can add me on FB… but your mindset lets me think that we are going to get on at every level.

And the life lesson is ? The morality it is simply that, to get laid, it is not a question of being handsome (she told me that I was not her type of guy but that well she liked my way of writing) nor of having skills of seduction nor a status or whatever. No, the attraction between men and women is almost always underlying in every interaction. What prevents us from really satisfy inner needs and everything, it is the social pressure. The social pressure (including the fear of the girls to don’t be up to it), it is 90 % of the problem of the PUA. Indeed, the girls do not want to be pointed as an undocumented black migrant would be it in a private and bourgeois high school. Let’s meditate together on that, brothers.

She finally came, we played to a game (strip-heards-or-tails) and I finished naked the first one. She went on the ground and sucked my urethra on the sofa. It was good. Then, she lengthened on that same sofa and started masturbating. It excited me to death, so as a result, I became quite hard again. Thirdly, I took her in 4 positions whereas she continued to masturbate herself. It was awesome especially when she came while I destroyed her while she caressed herself! It made me come at the same time, hey ! Propelled by the power of my ejaculation, I almost beat the pelvic world record. It seems that my bulimic narcissism needed that.

It’s a girl-boy, she speaks about sex and feels at ease with her sexuality just like a guy. For example, I told her “I am going to fuck your mouth if you continue” and she answered “you I am going to swallow your cock if you piss me off “. Excellent ! One more freed girl coming from a school of professional wankers art (a graphics thing). She shouts like a crazy as soon as one touches her, she thus has a hypersensitive sexuality. Good for her.

For more information concerning the tests that the girls make us undergo, you can read my book about gender relations. For more information concerning how they can send you a message in which they say that they want to blow you while they have never seen you, you can read my book about online dating.

Tremble (like the hands of a drug-seeking junkie), I am creating an army of compulsive fuckers!!! Mastering the ancestral art that is the doggy style, being able to come whenever wherever like Shakira, their cunnis are as good as cream puff pastries filled with chocolate. Totally hermetic in the moods on the pillow while wearing Calvin Klein silk underwear : I will only be satisfied when one of my soldiers will have succeeded in making out with Marion Maréchal-Lepen ! Lets’ attack !!!

May the God of the Game be with you.

January 18th, 2014

On Wednesday, I had a virtual walk in the herbs of Pallet-Adoptaguy-Town when I suddenly saw, fidgeting in tall grass, the profile of a young inhabitant of Aix, unknown in my sexo-pokédex (one of the most prominent quality on the Provençal territory). Her first name was enough to make me damn hard because it is the same than a wild hottie from Nice who was in my class a few years ago. Hey no, naughty boys, when I talk about a hottie inhabitant of Nice, I do not speak necessarily about the one who has a calendar in her name.

In brief, a little disrubted by the beautiful, I took out my pokésex with the same dexterity than a Ash full of ecstasy.

Species : inhabitant of Aix

The specie of the inhabitants of Aix, it’s this kind of girls who are a little bit haughty because full of money but well-dressed (for the same reason). At the age of 5, they are shitty curbed babes. At the age of 18, they never go to school because will take over dad’s business, have the face burned by their 7 weekly sessions of ultraviolet and go out only in a certain very expensive club of the city center to drink in one go magnums of champagne that cost 2000€ (big blues in front of my bank statement at the moment). For an average guy like me, we can only count on Jean-Claude Dusse’s misunderstanding to make out with them (no cash, not going to the private high school, does not work as a waiter in the aforementioned box – if it was the case they would want to be destroyed in the crappers and even would come demanding their owed spontaneously). Or on our gift to cunnilingus or on our electric tail like Pikachu. This girl has a peculiarity, she is a friend of the girl of the ice cubes, for those who have read my first diary. Yes, it’s a small world in Aix, just like Tyrion.

Type: fire, ice
Size: 5.3 feet
Weight: 120 pounds

With no time to spare, I took out an on-line Poké Ball. Roughly my quite excited fingers started typing alone the keyboard the first bullshit that came into my mind (I maybe need to see an exorcist). “Tell me, didn’t we sleep together last week?
– Ah yeah, asshole, you never called me back.
– Sorry I’ve been busy, btw your friend was very nice too. Did you recover from your 6 orgasms yet?
– Yes I will tell her, your buddy was awesome too. Yeah I’m hardly recovering from it.
– We should do this more often then. Your place or mine ?
– It is a little early for that.” Then here we are, one thing leading to another, I used some speed-seduction on her (turning her on thanks to NLP) : what had the effect of exciting her to death. She made me dream when she answered “I went out of the shower, I read your message, I had to go back taking a cold shower”. And she concluded “Well, you can invite me all the same to have a drink at your home and we will see
– OK wear your magic underwear then.
– Magic, magic, they are going not to go on the floor on their own all the same;)”. Seriously, I realize that I a little picked her up like even Chuck Bass would not dare to approach a groupie at 4 am in the morning. I’m kinda proud of it !

Last year, I a little abandoned speed-séduction for the benefit of fast-séduction (aggressive pickup, sex within one hour) but I realize that both are complementary. More details about these methods to make the girls directly come to your place in Secrets for seducing on the Internet.

Well, RDV yesterday, Friday @ 9pm, In front of Cézanne’s statue in Aix (it is her who proposed the place, she probably just wanted to check if I was fuckable before coming to my place). I received a message at 8:55pm “I’m gonna be 10 minutes late
– Damned, is it the time already ?!” I cut my nails, cropped the beard and washed hair as a matter of urgency and in cold water (my water heater is broken, fuxelife) then I went there. We arrived more or less at the same time. Great! I hoped that we would still be that synchronized once at my place. She gave a kiss to me by sticking against me and everything. I thus sexualized, told her to hold my hat in the elevator, she asked why, I answered her that it was to have free hands to fiddle with her. A spanking followed. Finally here we are, easy-going atmosphere, it is cool. I pleaded that my roomy had to sleep to bring her directly in my bedroom “ah it is the first time I am in the bedroom of a guy within 3 minutes. By the way your approach is awesome, it feels like we’ve already slept together in fact”. She said having no social pressure and being a player. Yummy. She had brought a bottle of I-don’t-know-what-but-it-was-alcoholized (well-bred, cool, I had nothing to offer to her so it was a good idea) then we had a drink there.

Well, she wanted to put some music and we made gymnastics love, 3 times I guess. She opened the window and the shutters, I believe that she wanted to be seen, it is maybe her small exhib side. In brief, it was sports: we broke a lamp and a glass. She has attractive tits that hold very straight : I looked under them, no scar, they were true. I also licked her and she greeted the performance by saying “usually a guy cannot make me come like that the first time we see each other”. Finally here we are, it is at 3 am in the morning that we both gave up. I planned to sleep the sleep of the just but not, she turned in the chamber until 5 am. Such a girl : I remove make-up, I am going to drink, I go for a pee, when I am in the bed I flounder. Seriously, at this hour, even Steve Aoki, he sleeps! That a little pissed me off but well on the other hand I was very happy that she came over.

As a result, I was a little dying during tae kwon do this afternoon but it was worth it. I like this sport but it totally drains me (sometimes our sessions last 4 hours). So, not too much modjo to go out picking up women after. Moreover, that reminds me, by undressing me she made a remark that flogged me a firm erection, something like “do you lift your heavy weights ?
– Yes why ?
– I can tell.
– Thanks.
– I love your canine, you remind me a vampire, I find it too sexy.
– Thanks.
– Play for me with your guitar…
– No.
– Why is it just here to look pretty ?
– Yeah exactly.” If she knew that in fact it is really the case and that I do not know how to play guitar…

I get the impression that she wants me to visit her at home one day or another. Why not, I love luxurious villas. Finally here we are, I caught a new Pokéchick. I am going to send her to professor Oak so he studies her and I hope that he will offer me a badge to greet my performance.

Anyway, I will not be a virgin of January and “I want to be the very best, like no one ever was“. Next step : Teaching frenchkiss to Martine Aubry (just kidding).

May the God of the Game be with you!