Category: Diary of a French PUA

12th June 2013,

Well, I just have 5 minutes before going back to work then I will quickly write it.

Yesterday, visit of a small girl who knew me thanks to my FB page. She read my blog and she liked it, needs to say that she is also a kind of artist, a singer in cabarets if I understood well… She is in the faculty of literature of Aix then we agreed on a meeting and we said that she could sleep at my place (or to the place of one of her buddies if I was in fact an old man with a moustache or if she eventually didn’t like me for another reason). She had a knife in her bra anyway… then I had to pay attention on what I said 😉

We saw each other in the city, she sat on a fountain (there is a lot of fountains in the town where I live). I thought that we would go have a drink and everything but NO we stayed there and we chatted. I adore simple people like that. Then, we had a walk and we ate together (I was too much hungry). We ate a salad in a restaurant and I invited her because I have some (buried) gentleman reflexes.

Then, I returned her at my home to see my cat (“I adore cats”) and we played to a game : the strip-not-yes-not-no in the lounge (an idea of her). We spoke and we removed our clothes when we said “yes” or “no”. My roommate returned drunk as usual then we remained hidden in the shadow both almost naked… until he goes to bed). He has AGAIN returned in the apartment a road sign (it is his weakness: then he paints them to make it chaps. True story).

Finally, I brought her in my bedroom to fuck at first in missionary there because her little pussy was tight (she didn’t do anything for 8 months then that closes apparently) then doggy-style and I finished in her mouth (“do you prefer that I finish in you or sucking me?
– I do everything you want”). Not contrary, I love it !

We fell asleep and this morning, in missionary again, I was already less tight. That’s it. Kiss. By leaving she said to me “it is too bad that one can only enjoy a single night with you…
– Euhhh I don’t know not when I said that?!”

PS : She has big boobs and ass made for doggy style.

PPS : Well, I will be late at the office…

Another satisfied customer. May the God of the Pickup be with you !

10th June 2013,

Well, I summarize fast made the weekend because I am sleepy.

Thursday evening : date with a girl I had poked. The valedictorian of Science Po apparently… the so-called young political hope 2013 of my ass. The kind of princess you want to ejaculate in her mouth. The kind of small rotten whore from Aix spoiled by her parents who shows off. Not grave, she has just left her guy and wants to fuck… so, a scandalous writer, that turns her on ! She could stay only one hour on Thursday evening, so much the better, I was then able to go body-building after the date.

Friday evening : I saw her again. We began drinking mojitos. I asked her questions like “How many partners did you have? 7
– When was last time you masturbated? yesterday in my bed
– How would you rate yourself in bed and in oral sex? 7 and 8
– etc etc. Just to continue to warm her, I established another game : We could get closer and everything but not kiss each other. Then, buddies of her joined us… Well. One of them is in love with her, like Bob the AFC, that smelt not good…

In brief, the discussion lost this small sexual side which I had made every effort to set up then I removed a shoe and played footsie with her. I went with my foot under her dress and caressed her cute pussy discreetly. It turned her on. She caressed my leg in return. Padawan and the Captain joined us too then we moved in the gay friendly club of the town (the political girl paid our drinks to the bar, cool). On our way, I stuck her to an entrance of building and we played a little: my fingers under her dress, that became hot. She didn’t let me completely fingering her… but, caressing her everywhere, yes. Our lips eventually merged a short moment. We regained self-control, we moved in the club and there we danced very close. Then, she was a player and took up a challenge I had imposed : proposing a threesome to some people (I love this mindset).

We approached two guys asking a threesome with her and me, both were OK. I think that if you want to know if you are fuckable, try to flirt with a gay and if he says yes then you can be reassured on your sex appeal. They do not think like us : it’s simpler for them. Moreover, the photographer of the gay club photographed us and told me “if you want to thank me for the photo blow me or show me your candle “. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, another world!

At around 2am, the guy in love (thus jealous person) pretended that he felt sick and they left together. Apparently, they did not fuck but well I had warmed her just in time then it is always tiresome that another one takes advantage of it… but on the other hand, it is some waste! What is the worst ?

Not grave, the high school chick of the last week announced me that she had found a friend for a threesome! I said OK, that we should meet in [this club]. Finally, they were not able to come in… too young.

Bad night from this moment, we were obliged to take a €55 bottle… I mean, we had fun with the Captain who made imitations but we didn’t move our ass. I don’t like it. Needs to say, I was not in a good mood. I passed from the twosome to the threesome then to masturbation.

Saturday : I have poked quite a lot of chicks during the day then we went out at night with Padawan. Opener : “you’re cute but are you good in bed?” I took three FB with this technique, one really hot in the street and the two in a bar. I sent a message to the hottie (the others, it was for sport)… nice, sounds good ! I also told a girl who had crossed my look in the street “you don’t stop looking at me ?” then we talked and I took her FB. I tried a crash&burn, just saying “frenchkiss?” but that did not really work except with one cougar who pissed me off afterward.

To finish, an anecdote: a girl who looked offended, she explained to me that a guy did not want of her because she is the ex of the buddy of this guy and complained “one never say no to me, I’m always rated between 5 and 8… how hot do your think I am, you ?
– 7! and you, Padawan ?
– 6!
– and would you fuck with me? Knowing that if you pay me a drink I kiss you…
– No thanks you !” She was offended… it is not that she was ugly or anything but I don’t like this mentality, then I punish !

Otherwise, we met an inhabitant of Nice and her sister. I wanted that Padawan bang the sister but nothing to do there, even when I took away the brother. Not grave, there are worse things in life.

Last thing, both silly bitches to whom we had sent blacks contacted me again. The poor girls wanted that I come in a party at their home. They really have no common sense it is disconcerting. I will ask them naked pictures and talk them in a trash way.

May the God of the Game be with you !

6th June 2013,

Do you remember Marie ? The girl with whom I was in an “open relationship” during 3 months ? The one I have seen again in a club something like fifteen days ago and who royally ignored me because she had the tongue of a guy in her throat. Well… I said to myself that I was going to punish her, well so, I poked all her friend list. As a consequence, some have answered. As a result, on Tuesday evening, I had a date with one of them.

Stressed at first, I said to myself « I don’t care, I’m gonna make a physical escalation on her ». My CREED was « fearless&relentlessescalation ». After a while, I took the excuse of looking at her bracelets to caress her forearm. Then, I downright took her hand the most naturally of the world and looked at her in the eyes. She maintained my eye contact then looked away and laughed (nervously). After a while, when she could not handle sexual tension any more, she said « what’s wrong…? » Then I simply answered « are you disturbed ? ». When I do this technique to make the sexual tension rise, it is never me who smile nor who speaks the first one, because it is an attitude of pussy. On the contrary, I use silences (and particularly these moments) to assume this tension between us and stress it.

She could not handle it anymore so she suggested me accompanying her to the party of one of her friends. Understand, this girl is in school of art, then the apartment was full of girls and gays. Quite cute (the girls not the gays). And crazy people, well, IE artists… Well, you know the fable of La Fontaine which ends like this « a doggstyle in the hand is worth two in the bush »… So, I stayed on my initial target even if the temptation was big. There was in particular a double of my first girlfriend (thus I dreamed about her the next night) and a tall blonde whom I had apparently poked but who didn’t answer. I wonder how girls whom I have poked who did not answer can remember my face 3 months later, they have nothing to do in their life or what the fuck ? Seriously, it is me who is not normal of poking them or it is them who are so stupid that they grant it so much importance? In brief, the girl tried to kiss me and was allowed just to touch my lips, I moved back or avoided. She was excited because in the meantime I caressed her and kissed her somewhere else …

At about 1 am, I said to myself that I was going to go back home. Because I work me, and at 8 am besides ! Then I told the fortunate girl who is on holidays, « You take me back in the elevator ?
– Yes, gladly ». Once there, I said to myself « I don’t give a damn, I enjoy putting the pressure on them ». As a result, I fiddled with her, put my hands under her dress, kissed her tits, played with her clit and fingered her. She told me «I had to sleep at a friend’s house but if you want we can go to your place …
– OK. »

The positive points :
– I had not banged a young Frenchwoman of north-African origins (and even less a cute half-blood with green eyes) yet ;
– She has a piercing on the tongue ;
– I fucked a friend of Marie to piss her off.

The negative points :
– it was tooeasy, then a little bit insipid after the threesome with the hottie (I am going to try to contact her again, but it’s a pity, she does not connect often on FB) ;
– The sex was average, a little bit too soft: she did not do or ask what she really wanted in the bed and did not suck me, incredible for a girl who is tattooed « carpe diem ». Moreover, me, I was very tired;
– She does not stop sending me text messages, to say nothing moreover, she probably hopes that I become her boyfriend…

Do you think that it is the period (first hot season) which makes me fuck a lot like that at the moment?

By speaking of sex. Padawan saw again the American (the one I had found and kissed in a club). He invited her to a lot of romantic meetings and screwed her in his car by pleading that it was better to look at stars. Very good! But, now, he continues to see her regularly, he makes her do strolls in the nature, or discover the city, or invites her to the restaurant, etc. Except that he tells her that he does not want to be in couple with her. But the girls say “yes yes it’s OK for me” then weave their web by trying to make us fall in love and by falling in love themselves. Except that if it does not work, they will have the hatred! If the guys like me do not let the girls with whom we want nothing more than sex hope, it is for a reason! It is to avoid this kind of situation : the girl is in love (she falls in love too easily because she she is in lack of affection), you like her but nothing more, and you feel guilty of breaking her heart.

May the God of the Game be with you !

1st June 2013,

It is the face in the ass and the breath soaked with a mixture Get/Cyprine that I write you these lines. The evening of yesterday was awesome. I am going to tell you my night in three phases: first of all how I invited a group of blacks in a party where I was absolutely not invited, then how I kissed a totally crazy woman in her forties, and finally how I won Barney’s belt “Third Wheel” (king of the threesome).

At about 0 am, I passed in the street where are all the bars and I saw a party in floors. I perceived a girl there who is on my fan page on FB (she sent me a message the day before) so I rang to the door. ” Who is it?
– It is Cyprineman
– Eh fuck what ?
– Well, open the door bb ” Here is in brief how a small fame can allow to be go into parties of people you don’t know. Well, I was scandalous over there because it was full of idiots and I was kicked out as a swine. Then, to avenge me, I didn’t close her front door and I rounded up full of people of the street at her place, of whom a group of 10blacks. Then, I left. Good night, girls.

At about 1 am, we went with Padawan and his cousin to the a little bit gay bar of the city. We discovered that people there are much more open-minded than somewhere else and that the heterosexual girls go there especially to don’t be annoyed by stupid men. It is a gold mine… I approached a 40-year-old girl in a rather direct way “are you interested in a threesome ?
– Yeah of course”. She had everything of a dog in heat, from the hairstyle to her tiny ass molded in her slim… including her numerous tattoos. The kind you make bark doggy-style. I took her FB to negotiate a threesome then ” when will we kiss each other?
– Hmm some fresh flesh.”Kiss. “I adore the young men like you who don’t have a lot of experience.” She doesn’t know who she is talking to… I shall keep contact, she is really crazy and sex-disturbed.

At about 2 am, I then received a call from the Red-haired who I fuck sometimes, she wanted to go to one of the little clubs of the city center. I was not very motivated to join her but there were her friends all the same. Then, because of a lack of anything better, we went there. I had decided on my way to do not screw her to piss her off and everything but to warm her half to death to have fun. However, she told me “look at the girl who came with us, Hottie, I guess that she likes me…
– Ah yeah, do you think we can make a threesome ?
– Maybe.” Then, I explained her how to turn on a girl while warming her and it is wet as sea that she went talking to Hottie. She asked her if she wanted to play with us and Hottie said “yes”. They made full of naughty things but soft then I took aside Hottie and I made the temperature rise. The thing is I had warmed the red-haired chick in front of the other one without kissing her… everything in the frustration. We got closer and everything without kissing on the mouth but everywhere else YES. We caressed, we got closer the three of us, wandering hands, we fiddled with ourselves, we licked ourselves occasionally.

At about 5 am, it is the girl Hottie who took the initiative. “One of you has something to drink at his place ?
– Yes.
– We take a last drink?
– OK, we were going to propose it to you.
– Awesome. It has been a long time since you are in couple?
– No, we are not a couple, I screw her from time to time, that’s all. In fact, we are better enemies: we complicate things and we fuck to let steam off.” Arrived at my place, that began on the sofa with shots, kisses and caresses, then Hottie said “shall we be more comfortable in your bedroom?” While I kissed the Red-haired, Hottie spontaneously put herself in underwear. Then I went to lick her through her panties. The tension rising, both kissed each other while I licked one and fingered her and fingered the other one with my other hand. We took care at first of the Hottie, she needed a fucking long moment to have an orgasm and even if I took care of her during a long moment it is the red-haired who licked her when she came. Both girls saw my boxer while they were naked and took it off then began to blow me. It was cool. Hottie then began to lick the Red-haired. And I watched her fucking hot butt. Needs to know that she is hottttttttttttt, thin, green-eyed, she has magnificent breasts and ass which shouts “doggy style”. Then I put on a condom and I started taking her while she licked the redhead. I then fucked a little the red-haired. Then back on the brunette. I had difficulty not coming then at the end of 10 minutes they told me to go for it, we shall begin again later. They blown me together, then alternately, then shook me and I ejaculated above them. Incredible moment. They looked at each other “would you like to have a dick you ?
– Oh yeah, that looks amazing.” I confirm, especially at the moment.

We started again flirting and I became hard again rather quickly so much the room was full of sexual energy. The brunette rose on my cock while I licked the red-haired. Position of the triangle, both were face to face. At a given moment Hottie said “it is your turn” to the redhead. I then screwed the red-haired similar and then after a while she came down : it is at this moment that Hottie sucked me WITH the condom. That disgusted the red-haired. But I was quite hard then I started to take Hottie doggy-style like crazy, I was hard, she shouted. That had probably bothered (jealousy) the red-haired watching me taking another one wildly like that because she said “I have to go now I have theater tomorrow at 10 am but stay together.
– No but you are crazy it is you who should to stay.” They made politenesses everything while I fucked her then got dressed and left both of them.

It seems that we shall do that again, we shall see later if it is just words. Needs to know that, strangely, from the beginning it is the redhead who was the weakest, even if she had a big mouth she was scared to act. She even could have made everything fail such as Bob the AFC. For example, on our way to my home, she said ” I have to get up early tomorrow.
– If you want I leave you, eh.
– No, no.” And a lot of the other blunders like that in fact. She didn’t know how to handle sexual tension.

Today, I am in high spirits, I am on top form!Kiss love flex. May the God of the Game be with you !

PS. Otherwise, I solved the problem “Charlotte”, the girl I like who is in Sydney until July. I told her that we would not put ourselves in couple before I am 30 years old but in the meantime we could have an open relation. She thinks about it IE she doesn’t want. I guess that she is in love while we never meet in real life. It smells like a girl with problems. I think it is a good thing if she says “no”.

PPS. Hafid called me to tell me a thing. “Last night, I approached a girl by asking her “hello are you fine?” then I suggested her having a walk, I led her to my car, I fingered her inside and I do not know if I will see her again.” The more that goes and the less I understand him… And… WTF thoses approaches ????!

PPPS. Last anecdote. About the girl who looks like Audrey Hepbrun that I had sex with several months ago. Well, I met her guy, the one she has cheated on with me. I went talking to him, I tried to become friend with him. I told him that we were at the same high school and everything… I have taken his FB, he said that he finds me nice and that we will certainly go out together. That promises to be awesome, especially if his girlfriend wants to come with us, I am becoming an obnoxious manipulator.

26th May 2013,

Night out full of color and strong emotion yesterday !

First of all, I saw again Hafid, it has been a long time ! He dragged me into a party « wesh there will be 100 people come with girls » well in fact it was « 10,0 people ». Well he drank a lot but I didn’t follow him because I don’t drink anymore and (I am proud of it!

After one month without going out (except the medical party in Marseille) : come back in the small clubs of the city center. I received a call from Lolotte, Crazy Pauline and the Redhead « we join you » then « no finally we don’t come ». There did yo-yo all night long… Disappointing… Especially coming from three girls I have already kissed fuck off ! Even one had the nerve to tell me « I know that you would not resist me, if I want I can have you when I want » No, seriously, I don’t give a shit about those girls, stop pissing me off otherwise I poke all their friends list on FB. Moreover, about what pissed me off …

I saw again Marie (from medicine, the one I’ve been in an open relationship with for months) in a club. I wanted to talk to her and everything but I did not go in my first move and when I decided, she had the tongue of a tall guy in her throat. Then, one hour later, she left with him… Padawan felt that I was going to go off the rails, his support was very constructive!

What did I feel? A bit of jealousy, I admit it, but when we think about it : it is badly placed. I believe that it is especially my ego which is hurt: It is ridiculous and I have to succeed in overcoming these feelings. Seriously, I fucked about fifteen girls since her, I am badly placed to criticize… What pissed me off it is maybe that she had fun and ignored me totally! Finally, I really don’t know in fact … I remembered her perfect pussy, her attractive tits, her (naked) jumping on my cock. I guess that we all have a fantasy of purity, we want that the girls do dirty things only with us and everything but the truth is that she sucked cocks before me, after me and maybe even at the same time! I had feelings for her, for sure, it hurt a little seeing her again like that … to punish her I’m thus gonna poke all her friends list!

As a result, to piss her off I approached the group who danced next to her and her guy. Two girls, an attractive short girl with blue eyes and glasses and another nice tall one « Are you hetero ?
– Yes. » and the short one left… « Wait, I didn’t finish my approach.
– Ah OK, go on.
– Well if you are hetero 1/ give me your FB 2/ we kiss.
– I can give you my FB but I didn’t drink enough for the rest… otherwise I would not have hesitated! » and I also spoke to her friend who told me « you really look like a guy, Fabien, who writes on a blog. He looks like you but is really taller than you!
– Ah OK, in fact it is me but I’m not Fabien I’m Fabrice Julien, and I don’t think I have shrunk in the wash. » She was faded but I think she liked me. Like a dad kangaroo, I had the friend in the pocket, moreover it played in my favor during the rest of the evening. Cool ! It is so good being recognized like that… Looks like I more and more become an urban legend.

I pass fast made on the continuation, the short girl who was cute made me very pronounced winks but refused to give way to me. I told her « you didn’t reject me yet, two options 1/ you’re bored and I make you laugh or 2/ we can negociate something more interesting » the tall one pushed her to the transgression « go on, cheat on your boyfriend… anyway you’re gonna leave him and Fabien is just one year younger than you it is not important…
– MY NAME IS FABRICE !!! ». I played the card of the fast-seduction, IE « less  is more » and I refused to kiss her. I established a game in which we can caress and everything, get closer very near but that we can’t kiss. I took her hand, smelt her hair, caressed her, the temperature rose fast and of course we finished by kissing at the end of the night. It is me who did it, but I accused her of having lost.

The cutie had to sleep at the tall one’s place, except that on the road, she changed her mind. Certainly because I turned her on casually during the walk. In brief, we fucked 3 times, she had a pussy which needed to be eaten, then I licked her during a long moment and I took some pleasure doing so. She too, it drove her crazy.

I don’t know if I will see her again, it is not the subject, the subject is … I fuckclosed three new girls in less than a week ! I guess that I have just established a record (except partner-swapping clubs and social status of rock star). Besides, she wants to test with a girl, thus : threesome spotted.

Well, I’m gonna have a siesta. May the God of the Game be with you !

21st May 2013,

Well I have just passed an interview for a job. With the girl who wants to take me as escort-boy for the marriage of I-don’t-remember-who. Apparently I succeed, thus at the end of June I leave for a trip in her rich family.

She directly came at my place  : it is necessary to say that I used the routine of the questions on FB with her (a thing I just invented) and that it has turned her on a little. In my memories, she was not THAT hot but cute and very nice… when she arrived : I saw a classy girl, with charm, an attractive nose, well-dressed and everything (and big tits). In fact, she is the master of a society of construction sites thus she makes masons be hard all day long. I thus had to screw her for all the guys who masturbate by thinking of their boss by going home from work. Well, I fucked her two minutes after she penetrated into my apartment.

About sexual life also: yesterday, I tried to pick up a girl on FB and took her number… today, we texted all morning long and at noon she was at my home : I touched her up and everything. I was not able to fuck her because of my roommate and also because I have only one hour to eat before going back to work. I just tested a new approach of the women, more direct… apparently I am on the right way !

About love life now, I met a girl who could fill my side “I need attention and tenderness” but a single woman will never be able to satisfy me sexually… I am now persuaded of this fact (at least now that I am young and full of ardour). She is cute, very tall 6ft06 and has the same personality than me… We have a lot of fun together, we really like very much each other, there is a fucking connection between us. Well, I am going to disappoint you now, she is in Sydney (lucky girl) and comes back only at the end of July thus at the moment we only talk on FB, Skype and on the phone (we send naughty pictures too). Having said that, she wants that I belong totally to her, she tells me that she does not bang Australians and is jealous when I tell her that I go out. I agree, it is unthinkable, and a relation which begins like that, bad departure. What’s to be done then? Lying to her? I would hate that. To put her in an open relation? She doesn’t want (she doesn’t want that I can compare her then wants to be able to get fat and that I continue to fuck her all the same). To give up downright? I don’t know.

About professional life, I leave for Paris next week, an audit with my boss. This guy who is one of more powerful bosses of France likes me very much and wants to hire me… Nice.

About health, I have been sick one entire week again. It sucks. Seriously, in May, I only went out ONCE, it was for the medical party. That’s it. Shit shit shit. I hope that I will be in great shape now. This morning I had 35°C of fever, not a bug of the thermometer… Very strange! What explains so certainly that it was not the best fuck of my life with the girl of the marriage there.

About being scandalous now, I sent the following message to all the girls whom I missed these last two months. In brief, those who like me, those I kissed but who lost their interest in me : “well I really want to bang you. I can’t stop imagining you sucking me. Come to my place this WE”. Seriously I sent it to 10 girls, I’m waiting now. At the moment : only 3 insulted me, the others didn’t answer.

Seriously, these poor pussies deserve this punishment. There are girls like that, who are satisfied because they have kissed me (or even not sometimes) just because they think that they can have me in their bed. The fact of knowing (or rather to believe) that they can have me in their bed : I have the impression that it validates them as well as to really have me… The truth is that these girls do not worth it : the proof is that they did not do it (even if I would have been probably willing they have not enough moral strength and thus they piss me off thus they disappoint me and cannot have me anymore). They imagine a lot of scenarios saying that I am not cute enough, or that I didn’t do the right thing, or that they do not really want it, or that they look for a serious relationships only or other bullshit… But the truth is somewhere else like in X-Files. Needs to ask the good question, for example “why a girl in her right mind would refuse orgasms with a guy she likes a minimum ? No reason.” Because YES they like us a minimum from the moment we kissed, we flirt by message and more… The truth is that these girls are not in their minds : they freak out, are frustrated, conditioned, submitted to the social pressure, cockblocked by their jealous friends and no able to take the good decisions alone, prefer staying in their zone of comfort (look for excuses instead of finding ways) and everything. My duty is not to loosen you up eh… Know miss that when I try to pick you up, I test you. And what often emerge from these tests it is that you have a big mouth but nothing in the panties (but don’t I hold it against you, a lot of guys do the same thing, they have just a big mouth too). You think you have the power but it is in your head, eh, finally if an illusion can satisfy you, I don’t care because I know what you miss. Other girls will be more intelligent and will seize the opportunity. I know what you lose, and to what extent it is stupid from your part. But I can do nothing more for you there… If you manage to convince yourselves that it is better that way, good for you.

For once, not too many thoughts, neither of philosophic claptrap nor anything. Just goodbye and good night (good fuck for the most fortunate)! May the God of the Game be with you!

15th May 2013,

There is fortnight, a fucking biatch shoot me in the package (while we were both naked). Pure clumsiness? I doubt about it: the same chick asked me ten minutes later to slap her face very hard. Violent sex is good, but there are certain parts of the body that it should be forbidden to touch, like in boxing (too bad that nobody did write a regulation about that, I will maybe do it).

So, my testicles hurt, I suffered martyr by sitting down and tutti quanti. That also burned me when I pissed, I even believed I had a STD then I went to make the tests: nothing, dance of the victory in front of the doctor. The Calvary (nasty bruise in the balls) lasted all the same more than two weeks during which I gave up going out. I was too much put under stress and a little dulled. But finally, stepping back from it all, having stopped nights out and sex during 1000 years and now my modjo is back. No secret there: when saturation comes, it is a good idea to take holidays to avoid the burn out and then to come back in the match with envy… Because without envy, no conviction, and without conviction, no seduction.

I started again fucking sexfriends since Monday… and yesterday, with Padawan, we motivated to go to the party of the end of exams P1 of medicine in Marseille. Atmosphere Seth Gueko in the car “I hope that are you a squiring woman because I am a frogman”. Arrived over there, full full club, the human heat made us transpire at once. I had to remove my shirt to survive. It seems that I would have said a day “the inhabitants of Marseilles we don’t give a damn, we have no logistic to fuck them except in the car so I game in a hard way here”. Padawan knew how to remind it to me, then well, I have gamed in a hard way.

At first I was still too soft, I asked the girls “we kiss each other?” But it didn’t work too much, even if one gave me a hug. Then, the atmosphere began to warm, some put themselves in bra then, well, I said to myself that I had to cross a speed to be the most scandalous of the party. I have a reputation to hold, fuck. Loose, some approaches which I tied, for sport:
– Why are you still dressed, you?
– Undress.
– Get naked.
– Are you straight ? Yes, well, kiss me then.
– Come to see me later, I want to kiss you.
– Would you like to kiss me?
– Have you already drunk a glass of cyprine? (By giving her a glass of water)
– Hello, I am gay, so show me your boobs.
– Do you have a girlfriend for me?
– And many others, but I forgot (updated: I also dried my hands on the nape of the neck of a girl and introduced as Tarzan to another one)…

Well, then, the first girl whom I kissed : I had approached her friend on the dancefloor by saying to her “hello, why are you still dressed you?” I don’t remember what she answered and I said “well, we kiss each other? ” She answered “no, my boyfriend is right here.
– Have you a friend for me then?
– Yes, look, meet Joanne.” Joanne was not bad, rather tall. “Hello, we kiss each other?
– Why?” And at this moment, without answering, I turned her head and kissed her. It is the technique I learned from looking at Cajun, this PUA who put everything on the body language. After a moment, I asked her “well, what do we do now?
– We dance maybe?
– No, I don’t want to… dance with my buddy if you want and take my facebook, me I am too lazy to take yours”. We shall see if she adds me. Kiss on the cheek, I have bodyrocked to the next target because I felt that there was no way to go farther with her.

Still on the dancefloor, I asked a girl “are you straight?” And she was afraid. I’m not kidding, she moved back and everything … She didn’t want to talk to me anymore nor anything and avoided me, it was very funny! In fact both first ones whom I asked it were very surprised and it became my challenge to succeed in kissing a girl with this line… “challenge accepted” ! I needed ten minutes to do so but it was in approaching a very hot girl (a tall thin brunette with blue eyes) that it worked. “Are you straight?
– Huuu, yes …
– Then we can kiss.” Kiss closed. I told her to take my facebook, same thing than with the other one, kiss on the cheek and bodyrocking towards other meadows potentially more green to graze because her friend started to cockblock.

Quick passage in the smoker area. I perceived the girl whom I had kissed in the medical party of December, I went to say hello and stole her a kiss in the stride. Six slaps in my mouth. Padawan counted. There, I began to be as good as my reputation: I make actions which require a monstrous nerve and I don’t care. I push away the limits of the socially admitted…

I went everywhere in the club, I fell on a group of 5 and I said to them “I am sorry girls I am gay”. Then I saw one I liked. I went to see her, and said “would you like to kiss me?” She said yes with the head, kissclose. She hadn’t her phone then I was obliged to take her facebook. I hope that Zucky is not going to block me: he likes deactivating me when I add too many girls in a row. Kiss on the cheek, bodyrocking towards the bar. My phone fell on the ground, I lost my shell. Motherfucka, that will teach me what happen when I break my own rules. Especially for a girl whom I am probably never going to fuck…

My following line was “when you will be fed up being with your friends, come to see me”. I got some “yes”. And when I re-crossed them, I said to them “well, we kiss each other now?” I had a kiss on the cheek and a real kiss. Explanation of the kiss: I have saw again an intoxicated blonde and ordered her “well, kiss me”. Kiss closed. I have seen her a little later “Again?
– Again! ” Kiss. She too, I took her facebook. Fuck, they have the damned mania to leave their telephone in their bag, and their bag in the changing room. At the same time, we cannot blame them for that, they cannot guess that they are going to meet Cyprineman !!!

The last but not the least, an aixoise. I crossed her, “undress
– But I just did it right now, you didn’t see?
– No, too bad.” She stayed and started talking about her work and about others uninteresting things then I persuaded her that I was in P1, that I had arrived 128th to the competition and that I wanted to be a dentist “oh, like me”. I proposed her “well, we kiss ?” she got closer and everything, our lips touched, small smack in the corner of the lips, “it is too easy, come we are going to talk in another corner. ” Well. It is her who left after a moment it was boring. A short thin brunette who had excessively turned me on by getting topless earlier in the party. It was not a passionate kiss or something like I would like to do to Clara Morgane, but it was a good thing. I was scandalized to learn that during their “crit” some medical students make stripteases.

I tried a crash&burn on a waitresses but it did not work. Otherwise, for the customers, as usual a lot of sluts who did not even answer to me or who took a disgusted air like if I was a monster. One who even had the damn nerve to ask me “You take yourself for Don Juan you?
– No, for Barney Stinson.” Bam, in teeth. Having said that, the most part laughed, and repeated to their friend. The worst of the worst : those girls in the smoker area. I wanted to do the 10, naturally that worked on nobody (when the first ones refuse, the others follow the movement: reputation / imitation / effect of group). But three last ones killed me “what does he want, he is so disgusting! Very ugly !!!
– Shut up silly bitch! “. I put her KO verbally then I left before getting irritating for good : like if I was disgusting, I have thousands of fans on Facebook… fuck… among whom some who think that I look like Enrique Iglesias or Josh Hartnett, needs not to mess around! Of course I know that everybody doesn’t like me, but they cannot say that I’m a ugly, there is a good margin between both things. I guess that everything is in the approach, in fact… They kill me those big shits who treat you like shit and who later proudly make out with really disgusting riff-raff on the dancefloor in no catholic positions (understand that without garment, there would be copulation). In brief, fuck off, my inner game is  top: few years ago, this kind of reflections would have affected me, but not now, that flows on me as a stream of cyprine on the head of an AFC after an inconvenient feminine ejaculation.

End of night, with number 3. She danced in a hot way, she came down and everything, I felt hard for the first time of the evening, FINALLY. Padawan took a picture. Looked like she did not really want to have sex then she kissed rather badly : the kind of girl who probably put teeth when she blows you, as in Twilight… then I left. Just before leaving her, a dude approached her and I said “be careful with my sister, eh” he turned heels without even trying anything. Ridiculous the dudes sometimes! To finish, with Padawan, we put our presales in the boobs of a girl. Then she fell in the entrance. Mythical. 6 am, in my bed “fuck, I work tomorrow, well I mean, today…”

So : 5 kiss and 5 Facebook. I am rather proud to have thought of taking their coordinates. We shall see if this business eventually pays. Finally, I want to say, these kisses in parties mean nothing eh. Sometimes girls are drunk, or some girls kiss guys to have free drinks. A kiss after a date on a sunny afternoon, I agree that can mean something but a kiss during parties : it is shit, it is nothing if you want my opinion. A lot of guys are satisfied with kissing girls and everything, they feel validated, their ego is OK and everything… but, guys, keep in mind that they kiss their best gay friend too! Pff…

In my sight: a girl who wants to use me as escort boy for a wedding (remember the party at Lionel’s place), a very tall chick (6ft07) who writes texts and makes jokes in the same style as me, another girl I had kissed in a pub one year ago who has just broke up and sends me messages (as if by chance) and Marie of medicine who woke up from a long sleep. Otherwise, I guess that Precious stone started doing sport, she is hotter than before.

I just would like to develop two things before putting the full stop:
– First of all a reflection on the reputation of the girls. They are absolutely anxious to protect it, not like us. As illustration: yesterday, the DJ had his computer out of order, then he said “all the guys toples!!! ” (No problems they did it) and “all the girls in bra”: no one did. These suckers then sang “and the DJ, and the DJ, he is gay”. In brief, it is not that they are less naughty nor that they do not like turning us on eh really needs to be a virgin AFC and well-thinking to believe that. It is just the social pressure which makes that they prefer to frustrate rather than anybody can think that they are sluts.
– The second thing (I jump from one subject to another): Cajun is a PUA who worked in a zoo. He was formed to tame panthers who would escape, without weapon only with his BL. If they feel the slightest fear, he would be dead… then he had the idea to apply it to women, successfully! I study his technique at the moment!!! I shall write certainly a book about that if I become good at body language and if this method has results in France too.

Morality:
– The cash-game works in Marseille like in Aix. In my opinion, it works everywhere. Having balls, it pays. I specify that because : the Coach of Marseille when he goes night-clubbing and that he kisses 1 or 2 girls he is really satisfied (then even he fucks something like 10-15 girl maximum a year) thus he told me that I could not do the same thing I do in Marseille IE kissing dozens of girls in a party /banging around thirty women a year). I hope to open his eyes a little and that he gets that he still has some blocking thoughts. Like for example when he tells me “KissClose and FuckClose it is almost the same value : in both cases the girl wants you”… no, that is extremely false, this is not at all the same level of intimacy, persuasion, seduction. This same coach of Marseille who told me that his objective in Game is to seduce 100 % of the girls he approaches… yeah… he still believes in the miracle solution (“yeah and if it doesn’t work it is because you didn’t do it correctly”). It is obviously impossible eh just because we have no influence on the girls we approach (their faiths, their religion, their lifestyle, their education, etc.) I suspect him of Gaming for the bad reasons (ego, bragging about the girls he screws, giving lessons to show to the others how they are shit) instead of simply wanting to show what is possible and to help the others… I like him and he is sexually better than 90 % of the guys but it is necessary to do not take him too much seriously for example when he tells that he is a coach while he just gave 5 lessons to a guy for 10€ the night or although that he is a model while he paraded in a thing of his village. I think of developing him a little more later because the character is interesting. And I hope that he will consider my remarks when he will read that (I am maybe wrong) and that he will maybe improve his game thanks to it…
– The girls, when you talk to them in clubs, let you almost always a luck… I mean that they generally listen to what a stranger has to say to them even if when you finished they do not always answer. I am fascinated by that, finally I want to say, when they see me arriving they know very well that I am going to approach them needs not to mess around thus even if they are not interested, they leave you all the same a luck to show a very good game (I mean at least a chance to say what they want to hear and that really depends on people). Good to know.
– Padawan saw frequently Valou during more than a week. They saw each other practically every evening, went to the restaurant together and everything. They had not spoken about it but for her, they were in couple… then when he told her that he went with me picking up girls in a medical party, she flew into a rage, insulted him (jerk etc.), insulted me (big jerk) and blocked him on FB. I thus invite people who are in the same case to have a frank discussion, and not to behave like if they were in couple when they are not because even if we tell them “we are not a couple” and that we behave like if we were a couple… because they are emotional and not logical creatures, they consider you as committed. Padawan told me “I don’t want to be in couple, but I want that when she is with me she feels like a princess”… it’s harder than torture for them! And lying is not an option.

So, kisses. May the God of the Game be with us (and with your spirit) !

25th April 2013,

« I want to kiss your tits » that’s what I sent by text message to the girl of last Saturday evening. We spoke a little by messages and everything then we decided to date yesterday evening, at about 9 pm (finally rather 9:30 pm according to my time zone of eternal latecomer) to have a drink. « Allô !! You want to kiss my tits but you don’t come !! Non mais allô quoi !!! » that’s what I received because I was late. A girl full of humor, so.

We settled down to have a drink but she began to piss me off, to say that the waiter did not go rather fast, to repeat me that she had nothing to do there, that it wasn’t her place, that her guy had just broke up and that we had nothing to say to each other. She also pissed me off because I drank some wine and not some beer like all the suckers she is certainly used to flirt with (here, the beer is an insult for the beer eh it is a 5€ mix between water and piss). That put me uncomfortable to see her so ill-at-ease, then I let her drink a lot. She told me “I don’t understand why you wanted to see me again” thus : a fucking LSE, as we (don’t) like them. She also told me weird things like for examples “you look like a charming psychopath”, “fucking me will not be a victory for you but for me because my ex did not touch me for 3 months” and “my ex was casted for [I don’t remember which TV show] because he was really hot and handsome”. I don’t care about all of this, that is not going to make me have complexes eh I am too old to compare with other guys…

Three beers later, in another pub, I started to see again the funny and sparkling girl who had tempted me to destroy her ass the last WE. We started talking to two guys of the table close by and to propose them a threesome. In brief, we persuaded them that we were libertines and everything and that we looked for a second guy to prepare her in sandwich. The guy who was aimed had a girlfriend but she was away for the WE then he was OK, he gave us his number.  The other guy was little bit disappointed that we didn’t propose him anything then he told us that he could film us. I bet he is just a big mouth…

The deal seemed sealed when three grandpas passed in front of us and this madwoman shouted out to them. They were something like fifty years old: two engineers and an American. We asked their opinion on several topics “a doggy style without spanking, is like a rap without swearword?” And they were fun and everything. They asked me what I did for a living, I answered “I am a rapper and I have more flow than a squirting woman”.

As a result, we spent the night with the both guys and the three grandpas. One of the grandpas had to work early the next day then he left early but before leaving he tried something “have you already kissed a grandpa ?” She answered “no” and he kissed my girl under my eyes. I was shocked. She too stayed open-mouthed. Having said that, he a little called me back to order, ’cause when I do some crash and burn, really needs that I don’t wait for the authorization of the girl : I rather have to launch my kiss opener and approach her lips. Forcing them a little will be more productive in my opinion (answer during the next session). The bottom line is : making her say no or kissing her will be more productive than waiting that she says yes.

At this moment, I guess that she sincerely wondered if I still wanted to screw her. As a result, she made big efforts to seduce me : even if she enjoyed making three greying tail hard, it is on my cock that she wished to jump at the end of night. She then approached three girls of 16 years old “we are in second year of high school” who went that way. We nattered them that we worked for Alexia Laroche-Joubert, that we scheduled TV shows and the teenagers were totally in. They were cute, the little pussies.

I was fed up with it at a given moment, then I said “baby come home with me I want to fuck you hard”. We went to my place under the envious eyes of the male population of the bar and she started to freak out. “I am not going to come back with you and everything, it is better, no? I am too much afraid, I don’t know anymore how to do that”. Once naked, she wanted to drink, not me. Since the beginning, she didn’t stop saying a thing then the opposite, then that pissed me  off so I took her in a bestial way. We fucked, without condom, fuck off. She sucked me, it was cool, otherwise the rest of the rodeo was not that good. At a given moment, this big clumsy person put me a kick of knee in the package by turning around, it hurts. On the other hand, she told me “hurt me harder”, ” give me slaps” and “fuck my mouth!!! Fuck my mouth!!!” So, she wanted me to strike her and that I offend her by fucking her. I did it. (Many girls are in fact subdued sexually, it is in their deep nature I believe, I also think here of the red-haired who wants to give me a boobjob and that I finish on her face.) She explained me that she felt guilty towards her guy and everything and asked me if I was in love with her… true story ! I laughed at this moment, and she didn’t like it then she got dressed and left.

Otherwise, it was a good good night, I had a lot of fun and I eventually fucked her in spite of the fact that she is tortured. Fortunately moreover, because an alcoholized evening without sex it is as useless as a limp phallus in front of a neck of the womb. So, another very special girl tasted my dick. No regret, it is the most important.

May the God of the Game be with us !

22nd April  2013,

Hello friends, let’s review the WE which has just ended. Needs that I tell you my date of Saturday afternoon with one of the blondes of the Champagne Showers, that I tell you where I am with the SPU and that I explain you how I was sucked by thirty-year old woman engaged/tortured.

On Friday : nothing, not enough energy to go out, the arms anesthetized by too much body-building. It is at 4:45 pm that I felt asleep by going out of the work. I slept till 9:45 pm then hung out on the computer with Cat till 4 hours. I even remember that I masturbated in front of Daredorm. Nothing very glorious, thus.

1) On Saturday afternoon : a freezing cold outside, if you want to know everything. I went to buy some great clear foundation cream, some mascara and teeth of vampire for the disguised party taking place that evening. Then, in the afternoon, I had a date with the blonde of the Champagne Showers who had contacted me again. We have talked a lot, in particular of the waiter who took the virginity of the girl of the ice cubes. Thus, certain girls like him for the “small celebrity” which he acquires in this social environment, then also he is cool, and especially they do it to brag in front of their friends and everything and to go in the club for free. So, being a waiter is maybe a strategic place if it is in an environment like that where the girls have a lot of cash thus are hot for the greater part but well it is a little bit humiliating all the same then here we are. With that said, so much the better if that allows AFC to bang hotties “they become the prize” without moving their ass. To note that they are not at all superior to PUAs : when they quit their job or move or whatever, they will be probably deprived of cyprine. The important thus is drawing the attention, that people talk about you. So, otherwise, the girl of the Showers told me being inactive sexually for quite a while … We shall see if I am going to destroy her pussy : I suggested her to come fucking to my place next week, she did not look against in theory, maybe she will contact me again… Maybe not. In any case, I am not going to fight for her, I don’t care : she is not a rare pearl even if she has got charm. I went home, cooled as a frozen food Findus and she too. In front of my door “I say goodbye to you” she approached like to give a kiss on the cheek to me. I evaded her and took her in my arms, I felt her squeezing me then I turned her face to me with the hand. Kiss. Day lesson: A girl who wishes that you kiss her can try all the same to give you a kiss. Where from the importance of the test of congruence.

Bracket facebookienne here: I shall be unblocked on Tuesday evening, so I am going to be able to begin again to poke in all-out. I believe that I am going to begin with the participants of last Showers, maybe that I shall persuade some that we kissed each other during the party or something. But I hope not being re-blocked … At the moment, I also question my registration on Adopt. I want to say, I have a free account it is cool and everything but I don’t connect there any more too much. Moreover, the girl of the Showers told me that there are lots of other guys who made girl’s profile like me, I am disappointed, I considered myself as original. Then, it is a real pain to me to go there, women make difficulties in virtual and everything while in street pick-up, that becomes concrete quickly. On the other hand, I like very much meeting in bars some girls to whom I spoke on Adopt, that breaks the ice and I kiss them rather quickly generally. But making a trip for a girl of Adopte without having seen her to go have a drink? That doesn’t really interest me. Last thing: the girls from Adopte, we find them generally on FB, then why not centralizing everything ?

2) Let’s talk about street pick-up now, I gave myself until May 15th to fuck a girl from the street but I believe that I am going to fail. Seriously, I have not even started to go hunting, I have not the time, then this city is quite small it is a fucking loss of time we re-meet all the time the same people … I am ashamed to look for excuses like that but that’s life. I don’t even see when I could go to have a walk to meet women between the work, the sport, the food-shopping, the dates and everything. But needs that I regain self-control. A challenge is a challenge. I need a string kick in the ass, if you want my opinion. If you have tips …

3) On Saturday evening, not very motivated, I disguised as a vampire for the birthday of Valentine. Why not very motivated? Roughly, I already banged her best friend who was present and I felt that she was going to stick me all night long. As for myself, I like very much the new women… Then also, I believed that it was in an apartment that I would have been able to vandalize but in fact it was in the VIP area of a bar. To tell you everything I went there because I more or less connected my buddy Padawan with Valou. In any case, it was a fucking good night.

Well, the place was classy and everything. But it is especially the friends of Valou that made me hallucinate. Only hot girls, dressed in an exciting way. Less hot were just cute and the others although vulgar or bimbos (they would gladly write a thesis on the duckface) were nice for doggystyle. Then here we were, about ten naughty girls deserving widely their mention “I would like very much to submit you as a dog to punish you for being also haughty and superficial but nice and hot”. Well, an atmosphere favoring heat and fucking : rosé made us drunk, eating olives while the girls waddled on a not bad music for once. Only adistributor of condoms was missing.

– There was Valoche, tall very nice blonde with a nice face dressed in marine mode. She would have been able to maneuver my rudder when she wanted. I moreover gave her two or three hands in the butt, like that just for fun.
– There were three girls who would have been able to participate in Les Anges de la télé réalité as Nabila’s clone. Two policewomen and a panther. Very superficial girls if you want my opinion, but so much that they tempt me to suck their fake tits. I would have spent 48 hours in station at sight with these policewomen. And the panther, she can eat me alive. Groar.
– The BFF of Valou was here, the girl of the street-fucking, dressed like a gendarme girl. Fuck I have probably a problem with the authority because frankly that damn made me hard all this shit. I wanted to handcuff her then to sodomize her. Moreover, with her bat, we had distributed some spanking with Padawan.
– Eva Longoria was there, dressed in serviceman with a little black camouflage on cheeks as if she wanted to go unnoticed when she sucks in a dark alley, or in the heart of the forest. Damn… role-playing games like that, make me crazy. Eva, I am willing to become your gardener.
– There was an a little bit crazy girl disguised as feminine Cowboy thus in Cowgirl. I would have played well the role of her Jolly Jumper but I learnt that she was in couple for two years and engaged. An alive and kicking, sparkling, openly funny and pleasant girl. She set fire (without lighter) by pissing off everybody with the song of Patrick Sébastien “la danse des sardines” or I do not know what. Really open-minded, she spoke to everybody, danced as if she was a guy by making movements of pond with her gun between the legs which hung weakly as a big pair of too heavy testicles. I guess that she pretended to sodomize her big buddy who got hooked. It is the false mustache which probably made her feel like she had so much testosterone (I think that I made a mono eyebrow with her mustache at a given moment).
– There were two other boring girls (always boring people everywhere), one was pregnant : the girl useless. Besides she gave me headache so I prefer to erase her of my memory.
– There were two AFC: a transparent lean young and a big nice fat guy.

At a given moment, I stole a pistol with plastic balls and fired at the DJ. A guy at a table next to us opened big eyes because of the girls, in fact they all drooled : poor people were three guys with only one chick and an ugly one. I also shot them. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. I also aimed at Eva’s low-cute : it was funny because she opened it a little more when I missed. At a given moment I succeed, shit!!!!!

One of the bimbos was completely on me : ah but you write about sex? You are the new Carry Bradshaw in fact. And it seems that you are a good fuck and everything according to the girl-of-the-street-fucking blah blah blah. That would have almost made me hard all this.

At a moment, we took advantage of the show with Padawan (disguised as serviceman with his raybans) quietly sat on a big red sofa. I believe that we looked like two pimps watching at their whores. Class.

I made a photo with two policewomen. I persuaded them that I had 120000 fans on FB, then needed that they make themselves beautiful and sexy for me to make a photo for my fans. One said “Wait can I put more red lipstick before?” Big LOL.

Well. I had to kick the ass of Padawan because instead of taking care of Valou (who was not happy : “he is embedded in my birthday and he prefers the policewomen but I don’t care I have a date later”) he hung out outside doing I don’t know what. “Fuck go talking to her and make a physical escalation.
– But I have the impression that it’s dead … She says that she wants a serious relation and everything …
– But shut up and do what I said. Trust acts, not words… and trust me”.

I spoke with the Cowgirl, cute but wearing a false mustache. “Valou is jealous that he does not try to pick her up.
– I am jealous too.
– I can try to pick you up if you want.
– Oh yes.
– But are you not engaged?
– Ah no (tidying up her ring in her pocket) not tonight.
– Well, I shall kiss you later.
– You know that you really look like Orelsan?
– OK, you want that we see each other for the Valentine’s Day? [it is a famous song  by Orelsan in France : suck me for Valentine’s day]
– Are you suggesting me blowing you?
– Yes. It is human, right?”

Meanwhile, Padawan wanted to take a photo with the gendarme then well I kissed her for the picture it was funny. Except that the Cowgirl saw it. “But you are mean, you said that you were going to try to pick me up and you kiss the girl-of-the-street-fucking.
– Don’t worry, when has it it for one has it it for two.” Hand on the butt, smile, it’s good.

Later, we quickly stopped at the girl’s of the Street Fucking (she lives in the street where all the bars are) because the girls wanted to make beautiful to go to the club. OKAY. Problem: one single key for all the group and the front door did not stop closing. So the gendarmette rocked the keys of 3rd stage and I caught them in my hat (great practical the hat I guess that I am going to use it as peacoking even if it is a little bit commonplace). I got them every time, and with several drinks of rosé in the blood besides. Will need to explain to me how I did it, it’s maybe the body-building which makes more skillful.

Coming out from nowhere and attracted by this commotion, Lolotte (the supposed couchsurfer I had kissed in her bathroom) came to say hello to me. I just wanted to kiss her like that in the staircases of the gendarmette there but it would have not been decent. So I proposed her “hey wait I want to show you something in the stairs, just wait two minutes”. Seriously, she would have come in with me, I would have kissed her there like that against a wall that would have been magic. I wonder how she would have reacted? In brief, she was with 3 guys (ugly AFC if you want my opinion but I have a little the hatred at the moment I find everybody very ugly except my buddies) who grumbled to wait that the girl of the street fucking sends keys again because they had their stuff at Lolotte’s apartment. She told me “I call you back in 10 minutes and we see each other”. She never did it, of course bitch, nevertheless I had read in her eyes that she wanted that I kiss her. Will understand who will can, maybe she made an orgy with her 3 Bob. I have the impression to be on her waiting list and I don’t like that. It is me the prize, motherfucka. She deserves that I screw another one of her friends.

In fact, it is maybe a good thing because, as a result, I came into the building with the Cowgirl. We both were in staircases and I told her “it is here that we kiss each other?
– No.” I did it all the same, she liked very much. Passage to the gendarmette’s flat, go clubbing.

Padawan finally used his testicles and kissed Valou on the dancefloor, me the Cowgirl again, and the girl of the Street-Fucking grumbled “go for it if you want to bang him, in any case he is a toy”. Hurtful with that. Our two hens paid to us to drink, it is a little the class. My 29-year-old girl said “it is my first treacherous party”. I laughed “I love first times”. I so much warmed her that she admitted “I have a guy for two years, he didn’t touch me for 3 months, I feel like if I am his roomate, I really want to have sex but I can’t. You excite me too much touching me up like that, stop, that too much tempts me.” Padawan took the photo, it is a little our new game : photographing us when we kiss chicks.

Around 4 o’clock, we discussed outside “I am cold I lost my jacket.
– OK pass at my home I will give you one.
– OK but we will not fuck.
– OK.” On our way, I caught her by her legs, lifted her and put her on a window to warm her “fuck it has been 10 years since I waited that a man finally stick me to a wall”.

Arrived at my home, I took off her top and her bra. I took off my pullover too. I led her in my room. She had hard tits, I licked her nipples, I kissed it and everything. “I can’t do that, I am religious.
– Undress me”. She opened my pants and took it off. “Fuck there is an almost naked man on me there and I can’t fuck him. Besides, you are a hottie.” She touched my cock. I managed to put my hand in her pants but she deeply removed it (the hand not the pants unfortunately). I had time all the same to feel that she was wet. She suddenly got up and pretended having to get dressed. I brought her down to the ground . We got up both on knees. “Don’t you want me?
– Fuck yes I want you, guess what, I want to shake you, to suck you and to fuck you.
– Do it.
– I can’t.
– You just have you to tell me “yes” and I force you. Say it.
– I can not, I can not, I can not, I can not, fuck.
– I want to lick you.
– Stop saying what I want to hear…
– You are not going to leave in this state all the same?” She eyed my dick in erection. “You make me have a good laugh with your hard cock.
– You are responsible for it.
– Fuck it has been 3 months since I didn’t make a guy hard like that. ” She came down and took me in her mouth during 1 minute. She did it again twice “Fuck I am going to go sleeping next to my guy while I took your cock in my mouth”. She sucks well, it’s too bad that I am not a premature ejaculator because she quickly regained self-control. “I have to leave immediately”. Nothing to do, she left as a fury with one of my jackets. I received a text twenty minutes later. “Do you remember me? Sorry having left like that. We see again each other on Tuesday? I want you so much.” Seriously, I don’t see what that changes that we fucked this evening or that we fuck on Tuesday but fine. It is the logic of the chicks. Another thing there which scared me I thought again about it just now, she told me “I am 29 years old, I want kids, and you just want to fuck me, but I have to leave my guy before, I mean I guess, I don’t know, I can’t do that, I am religious…” In the meantime, I fell asleep on the tripod. Maybe I should say “and your guy if he doesn’t fuck it is that he is probably fucking someone else?” But I do not like being the black angel who announces bad news. Then I masturbated, twice. Once thinking of her. Once thinking of Nabila’s double, the policewoman. I don’t think that I can validate this blowjob because I didn’t finish, what do you think ? Oh, just at the moment both girls of Saturday have just contacted again me, business picks up again.

From their part, Padawan and Valou slept at the gendarmette’s place (they fucked as expected). And the girl of the streeet-fucking came with a sort of tall Chinese, a real AFC who went to buy her fags at 4 am at the other end of the city for an hypothetical fuck but she didn’t give him anything. Another shit who understand nothing to women…

Long live to the Game!