Category: Diary of a French PUA

November 11th 2015,

Yesterday at noon, I received this message on Adopte: « Hi, I really liked your speech, congratulations for the almost absence of spelling mistakes. Writing correctly is not common for a guy on this site. Without being brainless, you seem to have a lot of humor so it’s a good point. I only put one picture voluntarily because I don’t trust dating sites and the mystery is always a good thing… or not. If you want to talk, contact me. »

I replied, “Hi, you look pretty and you know how to write, can I have more pictures ? I kiss you everywhere”.

And she acceded to my request “give me your mail or your number please and I will send you a picture.”

I sent my number around 6:30 pm. Before that, my mind was elsewhere (not between the thighs of a chick). She sent me a picture of her in the wake. Not bad, the girl. Not awesome, but not bad. Except that last night, I was passing an interview in order to change and go to another job so I only answered around 8pm. She got impatient meanwhile “well… no answer… I’m probably ugly”. Seriously, she’s a LSE (low self-esteem) or what? To comfort her, I sent a picture of me topless. Without being asked, she sent me a sexy photo. I bumped up with a picture of me without pants and she bluntly sent me her tits.

So I played the game: I sent a picture without underpants where I just hide my sex with my hand and I commented “do you want to see what I have here?” Instead of answering, she returned the question (it’s quite typical of the babes to do this: they take no risk) “and you?
– I want to.
– interesting, want to do what?
– want to take off this bra that suits you so well
– hummmm I’m interested
– want to pass my hands on this underwear that is also cute
– keep on going
– want to rub there until I feel you moisten
– continue
– after, I will pass my hand in to moisten my finger against your G-spot before coming up to make small circles around your clitoris
– then
– I may remove your underwear to put my mouth in the place of my fingers and my fingers on your G-spot
– hmmmm I am more and more interested, where do you live?
(………………. no answer ………….. I had fallen asleep before Homeland)
– well you had probably moved on to another chick, good evening
– I fell asleep;) calm down
– do you want us to meet up ?
– I’m already hard.
– and you have not seen everything yet!
– wow !
– there are things I can do very well
– when do you want to show me?
– do you want me to show you ?
– yes
– sunday night
– I was thinking about tonight
– if you want to come to my house?
– no
– ok too bad
– too bad you do not want me to fuck you tonight
– too bad you do not want to come
– I am lazy to move, I am half naked on my bed so it’s up to you to see if you want to enjoy tonight or we wait Sunday
– it’s up to you to you see if you want me to suck you tonight or Sunday
– sunday you would come?
– maybe, but right now I am naked and wet
– I fuck you if you come
– do you have any condoms?
– yes and you ?
– no. Not too tired ? You will stay hard? Do you want me to come ?
(No answer I was talking with my friends, we had planned to go out …………………)
SHE: I can be there in 15 minutes
(……………… I was waiting for the answer of my friends to know what we were doing and she trapped herself during this time)
SHE: Are you getting cold feet? (This magic phrase made me react: fuck usually it’s me who say it to the chicks)
– no why would I get cold feet?
– ok so I’m coming (she got me like that, forcing a little fate, but I still reversed the balance of power in comparison with the initial frame : remember it was on Sunday and at her place…)

She came to my place. Not too bad for a 29 year old girl: blue eyes, firm breasts… but a little too much fat around the waist for my taste. In my defense, on Adopte she had written 1m65/55kg, she has probably lied! In short, as usual: fingers/pussy-licking/blowjob/penetration/ejaculation. In doggy style, I came while she had not yet orgasmed. So I had to finish her with my fingers. I fingered her for an hour. She tried to touch my dick or whatever to turn away from her pleasure and avoid the loss of control but I told her “don’t touch”… what pissed her off it was fun! I did not want to fuck again anyway, I was too tired. I finally managed to make her orgasm. Phew, it was not easy, she had a real blockage! Afterwards, it stank of sex at home so I opened everything to air in spite of the cold.

It probably made her flee, she left and I went to join my friends. I do not know how I found the motivation to go out, seriously, maybe because the next day was a holiday. In any case, I do not like to flake, a matter of principle. Making an easy pussy coming before an evening in search of the thrill of adventure? No Way. In my defense, I planned to go out with them around 11:30 pm but they debated up to 1am before giving me an answer (were do we go out and at what time?) So I let myself be tempted by the ease and I fucked the girl. But I really wanted to see my friends too…

Reggaeton party: the club was nice but the party was not awesome because there were almost riff-raff, feather dusters, Giroud-haired guys and vulgar girls: nothing to do with our social level so we were not at all in our element. Well, good for everyone!

Among the good openers of the night “hello you will never guess the color of my underwear” or “do you know the difference between me and the other guys who approached you?
– no
– I am a god in bed!”

Well, for the interview I passed, they want me but I have to give a notice of one month before leaving my job so it pisses them off. So they told me that if they find both CV and personality equivalent but available sooner: they would take that person. Fuck off! For my part, I do not feel like giving up on everything without knowing where I am going… in addition, they are in Villeurbanne so it means 30 minutes in the subway from home. Finally, the working conditions look better there than in my current job but I will still continue to search because I would like to find in Lyon. I am not in a hurry…

I tinkered with Tinder again yesterday (I did not even know that it still worked this thing) and I’m talking at this moment to a hot nurse with a dreadfully sexy first name who has the enormous quality of not yet figured in my list of conquests.

It’s kind of a mess in my sex life right now. I do not know where to turn, because of all the chicks who want to see me again (a good problem): the cardiologist who is getting impatient, the chick of the last time who was spitting on my dick before sucking her, the Teacher, that girl of last night who is still hungry, the one that makes me think of a girl I liked in high school, and of course… Virginie!

I will have to do a cleaning and of course be more demanding! But hey, we sometimes see only what we want to see at the moment (PUSSY BOOBS SEX) then reality catches us!

May the God of the Game be with us!

November 9th 2015,

Friday night, a girl from Adopteunmec came to my house. The original thing is that the next day she had a date with my friend The Nice Giant (but she did not know I knew him). One must be very naive to believe that chicks never play on several tables at the same time!

Preliminary Preamble: I had so warmed her by texts that we had agreed that I would welcome her in the dark and that we would fuck right away.

To turn me on, she had written me naughty stuff too. Here is an excerpt from her prose “You will invite me to your home, but when you’ll open the door to me, you will have only a few minutes to look at me because I will waste no time before pushing you against the wall, then with my scarf I will blindfold you and then whisper in your ear that I will deprive you of a sens for the others to be more developed. Then I will kiss you with desire, and you will have only one desire, putting your hands on me to feel my curves, but I will hold them to make it impossible for you and your desire for me will rise even faster… then while holding your hands in mine against the wall I will go down with my mouth, on your neck, on your chest, your belly and then kneel before you. I will let your hands free to unbutton your pants, you will pass your hands in my hair, I will pass a hand on your boxer really molding to feel how much you desire me, then I’ll remove it and begin to shake, your breath will accelerate thanks to this feeling, I will not be able wait to put my lips on your sex so hard, while continuing to use my hands before putting it in my mouth: I will feel that you are craving for touching me but I will only let you caress me the hair. Then I will decide to lie you down on the bed, climbing on you using my hands to make your body even more shuddering, I will grab your cock to penetrate me, then move back and forth. I will take your hands and put them on me, on my tits: you will caress me with delicacy to try to guess the shapes of my body, my movements will be faster and faster, more and more sensual and so full of excitement, that I shall groan with pleasure. You will enjoy hearing me expressing my desire, you will not be able to wait any more, you will remove the headscarf to see me and you will return me on the bed to take me in doggy style: the way you will cling to my buttocks and my hair will excite me and make me cry still stronger. I will not be able to refrain any more, I will come and it will excite you so much to see me orgasming that you will come too…”

Just before she came over, she asked me if I wanted to know her measurements in advance and I said “no I’ll see.” She told me that it had motivated her to have sex with me because, usually, guys want to know everything… yeah, the PUA is the exception, he is a player!

The thing is that the corridor of the hall before entering my house is always illuminated so I could see that she was not bad before opening my door (it is a kind of security lock). She was about 1m70 for 60kg…

Once the girl in my house « Do you want to take off your jacket?
– Yes. » She threw it on the floor. « Do you want to take off your sweater now?
– Yes. » She pulled me towards her and kissed me. She was hungry for sex. So much that I caressed her clit, her tits and put fingers directly in a soaked pussy after 30 seconds.

Then she dropped to my feet for a blowjob. It was impossible to resist her, she is good at it. What really made me crazy is that she spit on my dick before pumping…

After a while, I turned her over like a pancake to finger her and stroke her clit against the wall: she was too excited. She trembled from head to foot.

Then I licked her on my bed. Then she sucked me and I fingered her at the same time. I even put three fingers into her.

At one point, she turned around, showed me her muscled ass and rubbed it against my cock. After a long minute, she grabbed my cock in her hand and put it in her pussy. I was too excited and everything then I let her do (moment of weakness)… and I fucked without a condom AGAIN ! FUCK !!! I knew at the time that I would regret it after. Fortunately, at least she takes the pill. At the beginning, I said to myself « just ten seconds for the pleasure then I go out » but I could not stop … classic. Like what, there are forces beyond us…

Well, she said she did STD tests three months ago (like me actually), and planned to do some again in early December (I’ll keep in touch with her by then). If that’s true, it’s OK, there’s definitely no risk. But hey… I’m still a little afraid that she says the same thing to all the guys, at the rate of two per weekend.

In any case, let’s REMEMBER THE POSITIVE: having sex without a condom, it’s awesome!

During the post-coital hug, she asked me what I was going to do this weekend, especially on Saturday night. I honestly answered that I was going out to pick-up chicks and then asked her the same question, casually. She replied “just my boxes because I will move”. I thought “and fucking my friend too, little liar”. Yes, I’m a bitch…

Otherwise, she told me that at noon she goes home during her lunch break and touches herself because she is always excited! She also told me how her bosses try to fuck her. Another thing: she told me that the guys usually get sucked but do not make the efforts of giving her pleasure in return. She also told me that sometimes she went right in front of guys and then turned back at the last moment because she had a bad feeling… Her northern accent as she told me about her life made me laugh.

When she left, she asked me when she could come back and I answered “whenever you want, but maybe there will be another girl and we will make threesome” with my legendary tact. She then told me that she had done her first time at 13 with a girl and that it tempts her to make a threesome with a girlfriend and me.

This is also what my little teacher who had brought me chouquettes would like, so let’s say God works in mysterious ways. By the way, with The Teacher, we went out on Saturday night. On a free barge-nightclub, looking for a chick for a 3some. I love to hunt with a chick and a fortiori with a hottie. The approach was « do you find my girlfriend sexy? » We were entitled to quite a lot of “pretty, sublime”, a few non-responses and, of course, we were called several times perverts. Some of them have even felt insulted when they were offered to fuck with us and have made a scandal. What was very fun was that my buddy had a lot of approach anxiety at the beginning : so I had to coach her. She was full of excuses to do not approach and everything, just like a guy!

We finally went home, just the two of us, it was 3am, and she sucked me there. I made her orgasm too. Several times. Then we spent the day of Sunday having sex. It was nice ! She’s really too hot! Between two ejaculations, I registered her as a dyke on Tinder so she finds us a chick for a threesome or a couple for a foursome.

Finally… for information, the girl I fucked on Friday night flaked my giant buddy. She made the usual bitchy trick : planning a date a few days in advance and then no longer answering his texts on D-Day. What reassures me about STDs: she claimed she only fucked 2/3 guys since her six-year relationship ended last May and have since taken refuge in the sport (mostly dancing, almost every night). I tell myself that I can perhaps believe her and be more serene.

At work, it does not go very well. In fact, my work is OK, I’m starting to manage some files all alone without error. But I have two colleagues who felt a malaise last week (they almost collapsed). It’s scary!

Finally, know that the interview of Snipe (Pick-up podcast) is ready to be upload, I’m just waiting for his final authorisation.

See ya !

May the God of Game and STD be with us!

November 5th 2015,

 

News (update of the seduction/pick up diary):

1) My mother has spent a few days in Lyon, last week. We did not fight too much, it’s cool.

2) Then, I received the visit of Virginie, this weekend. We cuddled and everything. It’s better between us…

3) The cardiologist has also come back to me: she says she misses me and wants us to have sex again on condition that I no longer record her to upload her orgasms on Youtube. This is understandable, but I am still not very motivated to continue a relationship with someone who does not accept me totally!

4) I saw the little school teacher the day before yesterday! She told me she had talked about me and my blog to her girlfriends and that there was a girl in a relationship who said she would like to try me if she became single again. It seems her boyfriend commented « I don’t understand why you like him? This guy looks very superficial! » I can smell some jealousy…

Otherwise, this little teacher wants to try new things. She wants, for example, to make a 3some with a girl: she proposes me to go out and hunt a prey together in the bars. And she is apparently also OK for going in a libertine/swinger club in order to fuck in front of people.

5) At work, I’m still bored. There are clients who like me and the boss is jealous. He says my nonchalance is not professional and that it hurts the image of his office. FUCK HIM. He is hunchbacked with hairs coming out of his ears, and spends his time shouting at his employees… honestly, it’s not super class either. ASSHOLE! The biggest problem is that he is bipolar: one day everything goes well, everything is great and the other day everything is wrong and we are all shit. I do not think I’m paid enough to endure that kind of stuff, so I’m considering leaving this job.

After having broken a tooth because of the stress, it is now 3 days that I have a stomach ache (a point with burning). Yesterday morning again, the boss yelled at me because I was a little late (the teacher had started sucking me early)! But frankly, if he thinks I’m going to sacrifice my PUA life for his fucking office and so he makes money on my back, he has got a wishful dream!

Yesterday, a customer asked for a K-bis extract for his company (it is paid on the Internet) and the boss did not want to give his CB (nor the CB of the firm) to make the purchase online. He therefore asked the collaborators to give theirs. Seriously. Knowing that a colleague said that one day she had advanced  €50€ and never had this money back, nobody was very motivated…

Seriously, the only exit doors for me are:
– living on my blog (or on my art);
– becoming a chartered accountant (and be self-employed);
– finding another job that I could like.

 

The adventure (awesome):

I picked up a chick on Adopteunmec, at the beginning of the week. She invited me to her place last night, near Villeurbanne… I was a bit apprehensive to go there because it is a place that has bad reputation (dangerous), more than 20 minutes by subway from home!

She is a social worker of 35 year old, tall and muscular. Rather sexy. A little old for me maybe, but well… Downstairs, I said to myself: « Who the fuck am I going to see today? How old is she ? Is it the 27 year old girl ? Or the 35 year old one ? » Frankly, with this rhythm, I’m a little lost.

She received me in a sweater too big for her and offered me a glass of wine in her living room. She had no corkscrew to open the nectar, so she pushed the cork into the BOTTLE with a screwdriver! What a sacrilege!

After I caressed her a little on the couch, she stretched her legs on me. It was an indicator of interest! She was nevertheless nervous: she asked me a lot of banal questions (like about my job, where I come from, etc.). She insisted on knowing which music I like… and I learned that she, she likes electro music (but I do not care)!

She told me that she had just bought an apartment in Lyon and that she wanted to celebrate her future move with a massage. True story ! So we went on her bed and she undressed spontaneously. She even ordered that I get almost naked too! I like it when it goes all right to the goal like that!

Massage, pussy-licking (but not too long since she was really hairy) then fingering. She wanted that I put more fingers into her pussy. 2 then 3 then 4… no joke. After a few minutes, I felt a strange stuff and I took it in my face. It suprised me !!! She had just ejaculated on me!

I started fingering again by positioning myself on her side and she ejaculated again : fucking fountain woman! Mum and social worker the day, fountain woman at night! Given the turn of events, she went in the bathroom to get towels so as not to soak her sheets.

Then she asked me to come over, put her hand in my underwear and commented « you boast a lot but you do not have a huge cock either
– SO WHAT ? » I have an average-sized dick and I am not complexed, I do not see the usefulness of this kind of comment… what a bitch! I’m a good lover and an alpha male, that should be enough. Especially that we can not change the size of our cock, but we can change the way we use it.

She sucked me, she sucks very well though. It was good! Then I fucked her: missionary, doggystyle… two orgasms with female ejaculations! Each time, she asked me to go out just before she ejaculates for the sensation to be optimal for her!

Then I gave her others with my hand. She ended up saying « you do not have a huge dick but you are very good in bed! » At one point she saw I had a lot of fun making her flow like a waterfall… so she started to be complexed, especially when I got one in the face and I burst out laughing (seriously, this ejaculation was overpowering). She said she felt like a fairy beast and that it had killed her any desire (susceptibility power).

So here we have talked a little about the female ejaculation. It has been two years since it happened to her for the first time and her life has changed thanks to that! She has become a fountain overnight and enjoys much more since that day “I prefer to be 35 years old than 25” she confided. Before, when she enjoyed, she felt that something did not come out, like a urge to pee or something like that, it was incomplete (it’s normal: many women have a retrograde ejaculation … those ones with work, could become ejaculatory). According to her, it is very psychological all that, she could even ejaculate just by caressing her pretty little breasts or thanks to a spanking on her buttocks muscled by some Swedish gymnastics ! The whole thing is that she feels comfortable…

It was already (or finally) the time of the last train but she wanted me to fuck her again (because she likes the cock too much compared to the fingers) then she wanted that I sleep at her house but I said no. Frankly, after the derogatory remarks she made, it was already nice to give her 10 orgasms… so I left with the firm intention of not seeing her again (she has already texted me this morning). And I did well because, today, the lack of sleep is frightfully felt! That’s normal, it’s Thursday, the worst day of the week!

She finished her bottle of wine with her cigarettes. I left her half inert on her bed so much I took care of her hard.

May the God of the Game be with us!

This testimony has been written by La Prof : I am a good leg.

October 18th 2016,

I met Fabrice for the first time a year ago. I still remember that I had high hopes for this date.

The month of October had been bad, I only had disappointing dates and was sick and tired of my usual sexfriend.

I went in circles on Adopteunmec, seeing only profiles of guys who did not assume themselves or who wrote in an awkward French that they sought the woman of their life.

In the midst of all these hypocrites or naive, there was a very singular man who attracted my attention: very long description but all the same very interesting and well written, promising photos… It was enough for me.

The discussion started, he invited me to get to know his stuffed toy. Obviously, he was not a small player and I liked it. Anyway, I did not ask any better. But it was still necessary to see what he was really made of, then the discussion lasted, we talked about banalities and sex at the same time, it was quite pleasant.

Finally, we waited a week before meeting up. Anyway, before, I had my period. I was quite excited by the prospect of this date but I also was very afraid of being disappointed again.

We had agreed to go at his place. It was not my practice to move my ass, so I asked him to pick me up at the subway station. He did it without bothering. At the same time, he owed it to me because he had declined my offer to first go having a drink in a neutral territory.

He was late, I even thought he was going to pass the buck. It gave me time to send text messages to some friends to tell them where I was, just in case.

Finally he arrived, in line with my expectations. We talked and I followed him.

At his place, he offered me a glass of wine that I accepted and he immediately proposed his strip – card game. “Technique well-run,” I said to myself. We played. I had fun playing the shy girl, the girl a little distant. Either it destabilizes them and I take the advantage, or it excites them and they take the initiatives. No need to pray him, Fabrice is a man of the second kind. This is where things get confused. Everything was so intense and spontaneous that I could not build precise memories.

He got up half naked (I was winning!), went behind me and started to remove my dress. “Finally”, I said to myself. He kissed me and caressed everywhere, let his hand slip on my underwear and we left for several hours of incredible sex.

I was at once astonished and delighted to see his endurance and his sincere desire to give me pleasure. It is the first time that I meet a man as much, if not more, concerned with my pleasure than with his own. I enjoyed it totally.

After that, exhausted, I slept there. I usually never sleep with strangers but I no longer had the courage to fight against this kind of principle. We talked in the dark again. He confessed to me in a funny way that I was the fourth girl he saw in the same week and I understood better why he had the patience to wait so much before seeing me.

He also asked me if I had done experiences with girls and if I wanted to try a threesome, in an innocent way. We fell asleep after he explained to me wanting to have two women later, forming a « trouple »…

The next day we took the subway together. As I left, I kissed him “in-between”: not a kiss given the night we spent together, nor a kiss on the mouth because he was not my man and we were in public.

My friends were worried about how everything had gone and I responded soberly that my new meeting was “the best lover of the century”. That is how he will be remembered.

I fucked a mistress !

October 24th 2015,

On Monday, I recovered my initial investment with Alison (+ interest).

Tuesday, I performed a balancing act to score my second F-close of the week with an ardent Italian/Corsican girl. She has already sent me a text message to suggest that we meet again but I do not have time…

Wednesday, I saw my cardiologist. She pressured me to see me more. Once a week, it’s not enough for her. I did not know when I could put her in my schedule, so I told her “no”.

Thursday, the researcher flaked me again “ahlala, I work too much, because of my internship, I can not have a private life, sorry”. It is not really credible when it happens 2 nights in the same week. So, instead of fucking her, I went if for 1h of sport. It’s been a long time, it’s good. Then I saw the cardiologist again: she was happy !!! We did it doggystyle in front of the mirror of my bathroom and she sucked me on my bed in front of the window. My neighbors were making a party on their balcony and there were some stupids guys who saw me so they loudly encouraged me “go go go, champion”! So, she wanted to close the blind after a while! Too bad, it excited me!

Friday (yesterday), the cardiologist discovered my blog and was very shocked. Yet I was honest with her, I told her I was fucking other chicks but I do not think she had understood that it was this bad. She called me an asshole and everything, I thought it was unfair. And she does not want to see me anymore. Sometimes I really feel like a big asshole: I’m sorry I hurt her, I feel sad… but after I fuck a hot chick and I feel better! What I remember of this story is that when you are a pick-up artist, you have to get a little weaned because otherwise it drives you crazy.

Last night, around 9 pm, I had an Adopte date with a schoolmistress. I love having mistresses. She is on holiday, so it was convenient to arrange an appointment.

I had warmed her with erotic texts (written speed-seduction) and she had written some for me in return. I share some passages with you:
– “You should however take two things into account: the first is that I tend to express my pleasure without too much modesty, the second is that I am a former gymnast.”
– “I will take part in the rewriting of your penultimate paragraph, so I put you on the bed, and I hold your hands while I rub myself on you and I leave you some flaming kisses: on the neck, the mouth, the chest… My right hand finally slips along your body to touch your balls, then your penis, and as we both want it hard, you lie down while I go down lower, lower, lower, and I lick them as my hand begins to swing back and forth on your penis, sometimes my tongue slips to your penis just to frustrate it a little. Finally, your glans interests me more, I stay there, I play, before I finally put it in my mouth.I hear you grumble some stuff. Your trige is now in my mouth, a little more, a little more, I’m coming, you’re feeling the pressure of my lips and my tongue slides… But comes the moment when you can see my camber and my little buttocks shaking as I suck. You cling to me, you raise me up to you. After a few seconds of hesitation, I ride you. Gently, and then more vividly. I love this moment when I know I can do what I want with you… “
– “Dear Fabrice, it was short but intense, it is time that I reveal to you some elements, so that your imagination can work even better… Know that today my lingerie is black lace. Also, know that I only wear Brazilian stockings and tangas. About the body they dress, I will leave you the pleasure to discover it, I also usually wear dresses and skirts, and heels. Sexy and easy. I never had sexy in public, I have always wanted to try. Your narrative has only doubled this desire. You may also know that I have absolutely nothing against a certain bestiality, as long as it is done with respect. Finally, regarding your last paragraph (again!), know that you will only lick me in the morning if I did not wake up before and if I am not already blowing you. I am also very fond of this kind of awakening. I hope I have awakened the man again. And that will inspire you a new prose.”

In short, it’s a fucking literary, a fan of dangerous liaisons! I think I could fall in love with this kind of girl…

I gave her an appointment at the metro stop downstairs because at first she wanted to have a drink in town before coming over to fuck… but it pissed me off. She was the most demanding so she finally did want I wanted. I was late so she was afraid I flake and sent me several worried texts… apparently she has already been flaked. There are guys on Earth who do not want to fuck a girl like that ?! Seriously, she is hot and has a beautiful face. In my opinion, the guys had just got cold feet. In addition, she had brought chouquettes because she is a polite chick who does not want to come empty-handed. Fuck, chouquettes, that is what my grandmother bought me when I was a child : I immediately liked her!

So I took her home and we drank a glass of wine. Then I proposed a strip – card game. Fuck, I have hallucinated on her breasts: 85D for 1m60 and an incredible firmness (she sports) with pretty little nipples. All accompanied by a flat stomach and a fitgirl ass.

I asked her if she had any origins and it irritated her because apparently people often thinks she is an Arab while she is Italian. Damn, it must be because of her naughty eyes and her olive skin!

She suddenly spotted the “blog” file that was lying on my desk (it’s probably because of it that this damn insomniac cardiologist found out me about me) and asked me a lot of questions about it. So I played card on table and showed her my site. She found it exciting, SHE.

After the game, I positioned myself behind her, still sitting. She got : my fingers, a proper clit caressing, then a pussy-licking on my bed until she begged me to take her. Then: she went on me, lotus, doggy style, missionary, handjob, blowjob, ejaculation. She enjoyed it and me too.

Afterwards, we did it again. The doggy style is awesome with her! I’ll see her again, I think. She told me she’s OK : she tells me that I’m the best lover of her life for now. She has another sexfriend at the moment, a bear apparently very hairy, but he only lasts 2/3mn so he is out of the game.

When we had finished fucking, it was already 3am. Where did the time disappear? She could not go back to her place because there was no subway so we slept together. It did not bother me because I feel a real connection between this school teacher and I.

On the pillow, she told me that she rarely fucks with guys from Adopte and that they rarely keep their promises… but how can I believe her ?! She has is 23 and usually prefers men in their thirties… so I felt young, for once! She confessed to me that she wanted to fuck me as soon as she saw me because I supposedly releases a sexual aura: what a flattering little girl !!! Ah, I almost forgot, she’s a former lesbian so she has an ex and would like to do it again with a girl during a threesome. It’s VERY interesting…

This morning, she sucked me until noon (she did not want to have sex again because had already taken too hard). She put me late so I ran (with foamed legs because of the long blowjob) to go to my appointment at the psychiatrist at 12:30 pm (I’m currently trying a CBT to fight my anxiety crises).

This afternoon: Snipe’s interview is in the box. Then, I took a nap, and here I am typing my FR.

Next week, I will be offside : my mother is coming on Monday evening until Friday lunch… and Friday night, Virginie arrives in turn until Sunday evening (we explained and a little patched things up).

Good luck to you ! For my part, it will be necessary at work even if I have calmed down a little since Wednesday.

Kisses.

May the God of the Game be with you !

October 21st 2015,

Yesterday, Tuesday 20th, I was very very upset… and anxious because I FUCKING broke one of my tooth during the night from Monday to Tuesday. I fortunately had an appointment with a dentist last night at 8pm, I was panicked when I arrived. It works fast in my hypochondriac brain, I imagined myself having a self-defeating toothache and they were all going to fall or something like that. But finally, no, it’s “just” stress: I squeeze my jaw too hard during my sleep and there’s one that ended up breaking. Apparently, it happens to a lot of people… so I’m a little reassured.

So, yesterday afternoon, I was upset and my boss did not help me feel better. The secretary was in training so he told me to go to the reception, that kind of bastard. Then, around 5 pm, the drop of sperm that caused the overflow of the condom is that he asked me to redo the envelope of a mail (I did not understand why he did not like my envelope) and that I replied “no, we do not care.” He made an incredible face and redoed it himself, his fucking envelope. He writes really bad, it looks like fly paws… then the visual package was TOTALLY disgusting after. But he is stubborn and maniacal, he likes to play the cock of low stock, so he’s always right (we all know a guy like this one). He mumbled “that’s not an answer, it’s the image of the cabinet that’s at stake.” My ass, yeah! It came so much from the heart that it was too beautiful: “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE IMAGE OF YOUR SHITTY CABINET !!! “

Anyway, let’s talk about pick-up. I had a date planned, last night, with a little sex-bomb, a researcher, right after the dentist. But this flaker canceled around 8pm while still proposing to see her on Thursday instead because “they found something” and she told me she suddenly had to work until 10pm… I am perplexed ! What is certain is that she could have found my dick, if she had come, this researcher. Especially as she had apparently gone to the beautician to get epilated just for me! But the problem is that I had already planned to see my beloved cardiologist Thursday night…

In fact, I also had to see a chick tonight (Wednesday 21), a kind of Italian/Corsican. But she told me she could not finally come tonight, that she could only last night (Tuesday) because one of her friends makes a road trip and will visit her from today…

Do you see me coming?

I shifted the date of yesterday (Tuesday) to Thursday and the date of today (Wednesday) to yesterday (Tuesday). And finally the one from Thursday to today (Wednesday). Mouhahahaha! I always land on my feet !!! Even back to goal, I score !!! And Friday, except if she flakes, I will meet a sexy schoolmistress. She’s on holiday, so it’s cool for her!

How did I motivate 5 girls to come to my place in one week? I drove them all crazy by sending them erotic texts on Adopteunmec. Some even confessed masturbating at work or once at home, by thinking of me, thanks to these texts. Others even wrote me a kinky text in return.

The Italian came last night around 10pm. But before she agrees to come, I have undergone some shit-tests “you don’t even know what my first name is…” She was right. “Let’s be frank ; except for being included in your list of one night stands, what is my interest ?”; “Did you meet many girls of this dating site?”. Pff, all this to try to eliminate me, to push me to the wrong step, to do not have orgasms in fact. But I have good answers for all this bullshit, they have asked it to me so much… Besides, the best remains the dodge: do not enter this silly game.

Finally, she told me positive stuff “usually when guys ask for my number but I do not give it, you’re the only one who has not asked so I gave it to you”… er, WHAT THE FUCK ?! She’s a little weird, is not she? “I like confident people who have audacity and an open mind.” I like it better.

She had a nice face, but was a little fat, too bad (I always look at the intercom before opening my door).Well, she really turned me on by text, so I welcomed her. Apparently, she had two dates with Adopte’s guys before me in her whole life: a bad lover and one with whom she did not sleep. I told her, a little by provocation “never two without three, beware.” She told me that she was not sure of coming to see me because I sent too short answers on Adopte “yeah it pisses me off to write on the phone so I rush my messages, it gives me a nonchalant side.”

As soon as she arrived, we played, we flirted. I would have liked her to undress directly, but no, we drank a glass of wine and then slipped on a strip-card game: we ended up naked very quickly (she has cute little boobs but her buttocks is a little wide as I said above)…

Then once we had no more clothes, we made pledges: the one who loses fingers/shakes the other under the table. Each pledge lasted 30 seconds. I lost 5 times and she 2.

After the game, when we had returned all the cards, I threw her on the bed and used my secret weapon: the orgasm with a cunnilingus. She could not handle more after. She told me that it was indeed the best pussy-licking in her life, as I had promised her. I am then not a big pretentious when I say that I am the “king of the cunnilingus” because what I tell is confirmed by most of the chicks with whom I slept.

To thank me, she proposed to blindfold me and tie my hands, and then to fuck me.

I said OK. I was afraid that she took this opportunity to plant a knife in me and steal my stuff (it’s my paranoid side) but hey, this loss of control was exciting. It was really good to see nothing, to control nothing while she was playing with my cock and sucking me. This way, I only concentrated on my feelings. Finally, she came over me and fucked me (she was riding me). She came again, apparently it had been long since she had not so much pleasure, especially since she did not touch herself (according to what she says).

After that, she wanted to sleep at home and I did not have the heart to kick her out. This morning, she woke me up by masturbating me so I fucked her, this time in missionary/Andromache/doggy style) and after that we were late. That’s what happens when you play with fire !!!

I just had a flash of genius. Maybe our ancestors discovered the fire by rubbing their cock too hard in a pussy.

Finally, I feel I’m not liking my long-distance relationship with Virginie much any more. I’m starting to get tired of it.

Well, I’m going back to my boring work in the office …

May the God of the Game be with us!

October 20th 2015,

I decided to stop working this afternoon because my boss pissed me off (I’m in my office but I am not working). I’m on edge so I just made the decision to quit this job at the end of the tax period (next spring).

I will then have a good experience in cabinet on my CV and will be able to do my internship of 3 years of chartered-accounting in a cabinet a little more class, not in a scraper thing with a whimsical boss.

This time, the complaint is that I arrived at 2:15pm instead of 2pm (I had fallen asleep… as often between midday and two o’clock). I explained that I left at 12:50am instead of 12:30am but this bastard told me that this is not a reason… in addition, his niece arrives at 9:30am instead of 8:30am and 2:45pm instead of 2:00pm but he never tells her anything. DOUBLE STANDARDS ! Two strategies are open to me now: ignoring what he has just told me or sticking to the opening hours, leaving at the official closing hours and not doing any unpaid overtime anymore. He pissed me off so much that I have again pain in the chest (stress). And last night, he had so pissed me off that I clenched my teeth during my sleep: this morning I have a broken one… fuck…

In short, I will take advantage of this right that I just granted myself to tell you briefly the last 2 weeks of pick-up. I did not have time before, I was too tired and there was no FuckClose anyway.

Fail n ° 1

Saturday two weeks ago (October 10th), I spent the night in an Erasmus party with my friends and a girl named Alison. Then, she wanted to go to another bar, the one I call “the sauna” because it is always 50°C warm even when it is very cold outside. On the way between the Erasmus-Bar and the Sauna, we heard noise: a private party in an apartment! So we went there after simply asking through the window “Can we come?”. It was fun to go there like that (and it’s always easier to be invited when there is a girl in the group)!

We stayed there for 1h then we left. On the way, I tried to open all the doors of the halls of the buildings to warm the chick inside. There’s one that I managed to open (it was not locked I just had to push): I touched her breasts, buttocks and pussy in it.

Then, arriving the other bar, she began to booze and to dance. Personally, I neither drink nor dance. We were really in TOTAL shifting. But she still kissed me. I asked her all night long to come to my place but there was no way… and she always asked me to stay with her longer in the Sauna. I felt like a pigeon even if I paid nothing because I was losing precious hours of sleep.

I got tons of tests like:
“You’re sex-starving to death, don’t you?”
“You slept with 177 girls? Honestly, it’s not so much »
“I do not know if you will get me to orgasm I have doubts”
“I already have sex-friends so why would I need you?” ”
“Chuck Bass, I would fuck him on first date”
“You have long nails, don’t you? Ah no you don’t…”
It pissed me off ! So I spanked her ass a few times for the road.

At 5am, the metros had resumed so I left by telling her “sorry I feel too much like a gap-filler with whom you spend the night but are not interested in, in fact”. The next day, I received a message on FB “are you pouting?
– no, why ?
– what you said last night. I was in the mood to party yesterday
– OK when you are in the mood to party in halls of buildings, tell me
– I’ll even let you show me yours if you want now that it’s not the first date”

Fail # 2

Last Wednesday, October 14th, a girl from Adopteunpuceau came to my house. We had agreed for a glass of wine and a massage. Once installed, she told me that she was kidding for the massage and that she was not at all tactile “I hate being touched”. She said she never sleeps on the first night. She said that I should wait for her to feel like it.

I told her (for the challenge) that the day she would like, I would resist just for fun. She replied that we, the guys, had no will. I digged a little: she only knew 3 men in her life, so she has virtually zero experience and has not orgasmed for more than six months. She was, in short, frightening. She was so stressed that she was talking at full speed and all the time.

We discussed the sexual positions she would like us to do next time, she even drew them on a paper (a diagram) and then let me see her buttocks and underwear… but without touching. Nothing happened : I have been bad when I let her impose this frame.

I said that for the next date, we would play a strip poker. I explained the rules to her and she said “OK”. But I did not feel it. The next day, I sent “what color are your underwear today?” But I did not receive any answer. In short, apparently she has rationalized after and prefers to give up on it. Or she was crushed on the way home. No seriously, I did not understand where I messed up but I can tell her she missed something. This is how to err on the side of caution… So I have spoiled two dates since I’m in Lyon… which makes me a success rate of about 90%. In fact it’s like in Aix, except that I meet more girls.

Fail n ° 3

The following Friday, I had to receive at my house a pretty foreign student coming from Abu Dhabi whom I had approached to FB. A pretty little one. At the time said, a text “sorry I am too tired and I have to charge my phone
– kiss my ass “. I do not regret my answer: in general, who had flaked will flake.

The same day, a 40-year-old woman from Clermont Ferrand passing through Lyon for the night offered me a libertine plan on Adopte. Except that there were no pictures on her profile. I asked some by mail and she sent me pictures where I could not see her face. She challenged me “if you’re curious and adventurous, come at 10:30pm in front of the cinema of Bellecour, my film will be finished and I will get out
– kiss my ass “. Seriously, it was a fucking plan, no? So, I watched Breaking Bad until midnight and I fell asleep in front of the show.

Fail # 4

Last Saturday, we went out in my favorite bar with Chromosome Y and Mr. McBoules who bought a very classy jacket… so now he looks like Harry Roselmack. There was also a friend-wingman from Aix who was passing through Lyon.

He is so tall this guy (2 meters) that when girls dance on the tables, he can talk to them right in the eyes. It was with this observation that I opened a set of two. One began to answer us by laughing and there I heard a strong accent from Toulouse that I recognized “tell me you were there one month ago with a hat, right?
– oh yeah I knew that I had recognized you bastard you made fun of me all the night.”

Indeed, I had incarnated the whole evening my favorite character : I named the Spanish Fabricio Juliano (who speaks with a pretty strong accent). I had a good laugh with her but I had to leave very quickly because one of my friends was outside and could not come in the bar. So, I had done nothing with her. But when I saw her, I got on the table, I took her BEAUTIFUL face in my hands (seriously she is very beautiful), said hello and gave her a smack on her mouth right after. She did not slap me nor anything, her lips had a texture of a delicacy and a very pleasant sweetness. However, she told me “stop your bullshit now I have a boyfriend and I’m serious
– OK, well, that’s already something taken on life!”

I went down and told her “now I’m at the right height to kiss your breasts!” Between us, I think I will never fuck her but a kiss is always a pleasure even if I forced fate. Pushy game power !

Fail n ° 5

The most beautiful of the fails, I think.

Around 4am, with my buddys we decided to propose an after to some chicks in the street. We found a group of 4 girls. I approached with “well so ???!” And one of the girls of the group echoed me “well what then ???!” We talked to them and they were looking for something to do, just like us. Once at my place home, I tried to launch the strip card game but two of the chicks were reluctant. They wanted to play another game!

We then made another game (the liar) but the two pains in the ass cheated to don’t lose when they played (they handed cards in the package). To top it off, they did not make wages nor take off clothes when they lost. The worst part is that they made shitty remarks like “if we organize a diner for stupid people we’ll have to invite him” because I did not care about what they said. I took it a bit badly, especially since I had kindly made pasta for everyone because they were hungry. So I was very cold with them, especially with the one that was very ugly (the nastiest by the way) probably because she felt bad in her skin (there must be a causal link). “Well, we empty our bucket and we leave,” said the two pains in the ass. FINALLY !

My friend of Aix took the opportunity to leave too because he had fallen asleep on my bed in the meantime. It was probably 7am at that time! We finally played the strip card game with the two cool girls!

Two teams: I was with one of the two blond girls, and Chromosome Y + Harry Roselmack with the other blonde girl. By the way, I did not specify but they were two sisters. Thanks to the game, we undressed them and we undressed. Then we made pledges to kiss them, it was cool. When we were all five under the duvet fiddling after kissing, one of the two sisters went crazy “SORRY BUT IT’S TOO WEIRD COME ON CAMILLE WE LEAVE”! She jumped out of bed and got dressed. It put a damper. Her twin sister was as hot as the embers. She also masturbated MacBoules in a photomaton on the way back, according to what he told me (I’m happy for my padawan).

I would have liked that Chromosome Y could finally fuck a girl (that’s my virgin padawan) ! But otherwise, I did not find them very sexy so I have no big regrets. At the moment, I would have liked to have sex, that’s for sure, but hey… I can conceive that it was still hard for her to make a 5some with her sister at 8am. The trick is that she has spoiled the joy of everyone (and maybe even her own) and that it broke the mood. Ahlala, when you freak out, what bullshit don’t you do! It could have been a great memory for everyone! There was nevertheless a good dynamic and I did not find that we had a bad game…

The bottom line is that I really have to find how to put the heating in my apartment (the thermostat is very complicated). It’s frozing a little!

If I summarize: at work it’s not fun (the only thing I like in the office anyway is flirting with the secretary and talking with my work colleague who is as obsessed as me), the chicks it doesn’t work much, the cardiologist is a pot of glue and Virginie breaks my balls because she finds that I forsake her. She does not understand that with my job and everything, I do not want to spend the WE at her place with her mother, her sister and she while I have an apartment well wedged in Lyon and she is in holidays.

There are still positive things in my life: I just finished an ebook entitled “The awesome lover’s manual“ which is a good sell for the moment and I am preparing with Snipe an interview of 1h30 that will explain the Game well as it should (for once). We’re going to do a featuring like rappers! Wesh!

Come back of the mojo:

The principle of the cooked dish is that we cook it then we just have to put it to warm to eat it. It is a bit similar with Alison, the girl met in front of the bar during the Erasmus party. She came home last night with a bottle of white wine. Polite, this girl! And funny too, we had a good time.

After a while, I fingered her + caressing her clit under my table. She was close to orgasm so she was hot and took off her top. We went to the bed. I licked her. She is not an easy-to-orgasm but I ended up getting there. In fact, it was not a bad thing to wait a little in fact, it raised sexual desire. I admit I masturbated by thinking of her in the meantime… I told her, by the way.

Then she dropped me. She came over me and started rubbing. Without conviction, she asked “do you have condoms?
– Yes”. But she stayed there, with her pussy against my erect cock. I told her “you’re playing a dangerous game
– Yes
– do you take the pill?
– no”. So I put on a condom, I’m proud of myself to have resisted… it was hard.

I fucked her and… second orgasm. She could not handle more, the little thirty. I had warned her anyway that she would enjoy, I do not see why it surprised her so much… In any case, I liked her body without fat and firm breasts. She has nice tits (I was addicted to her boobs like to an anti-stress ball). In addition, her face made me think of a love of my youth so it helped me to fantasize, I admit.

It’s my second FC this month and I have 10 days left to fuck two more girls. Big challenge if I want to stick to the statistics I hold since I’m in Lyon (1FC / week on average)!

May the God of the Game be with me!

On 9 October 2015,

On Wednesday evening, my parents who had come to visit me in Lyon returned to Aix. They both really stressed me. When I lived with them (or not far from them), I did not realize that they were so excited… but then, after not seeing them for more than a month, it was hard : chest pain was back… well, fortunately I have my little personal doctor who watches so I know I do not have heart disease. I still fuck her, this cardiologist: yesterday 6 orgasms, she could not stand up at the end (because yes we fuck standing now is the new fashion).

The day before yesterday, I had invited a 27 year old girl, an accountant in one of the Big Four. It seems that there they cannot even go to FB/Adopte/Youtube in her office (there’s a protection that block these sites and a guy who is paid to check the Internet history)… Finally, I’m not so bad where I am with my boss very bad with computers!

I had picked her up on Adopte by telling her that I had to massage her to recover from the stress of VAT declarations. Then we started talking about doggystyle and threesomes.

Once there, she asked me for the elevator code. Understand, there is no code, it is a very basic lift! Fuck, I guess she was VERY stressed, poor girl…

It is a small blonde, dressed very classy, who took off her shoes as soon as she entered my house. I immediately felt the maniac girl (at the same time the profession of accountant makes people crazy it’s a good thing that I was already crazy before doing this job)! I offered her a glass of wine to relax her, she ingested three. I drank an infusion that made me want to piss. I have 5 kilos to lose so in the evening for me it is “healthy soup and infusion”.

Leaving the toilet, I offered her this massage I promised online, she said “OK”. Usual scenario: massage, fingering, pussy-licking. She did not orgasm and begged me to take her doggy style. So I ended up saying “Ok sweetie (+ spanking)”.

So I took her doggy style and there she told me “ahhhh I will not be able to resist for a long time
– Because you refrain yourself from coming? Why ?
– I dunno.” Fuck, but this kind of contradiction is really typical of the chicks. So I continued to take her hard.

And then she finally come after 2 minutes of doggy and fucking ejected me out: I was expelled from the little pussy. “Sorry…”

Then I wanted to finish quietly but she was too sensitive and did not let me come in again. She told me it hurt. And we had to wait. After 10 minutes, she asked me to warm her again to finish.

So I executed (not with a bullet in my head) then I found a hole and inserted my dick. She started screaming. She got up and got dressed without saying a word except for insulting me… I asked her what was going on and everything and she ended up confessing to me, after an unbearable suspense, that I had just sodomized her and she hated it.

I calmed her a little, telling her I had not done it on purpose (that is the truth). At first she did not believe me but she ended up relaxing. She came back on the bed with me (all dressed). I kissed her. I asked her to jerk me off to finish: she looked annoyed just like if I was asking a huge favor but ended up doing it.

I saw the moment when she was going to leave without even having kissed me or make me come. Fucking selfish! In life, it’s like that: you ask you get most of the time, you do not ask anything, you’re going to get nothing (even if you made the girl enjoy just before)!

I had a good orgasm even though she did not bother to suck me (which I think would have been the least of the politeness) and then she washed her hands. And she left right after, around 11pm.

An hour later, while I was watching Breaking Bad, I received a message of apology. Then two. Nonsense stuff like “I hope you are not mad at me…” Then the next morning, another one. Basically, she was chuckling, apologizing for leaving “like a thief”, wondering if I would like to see her again, and so on. That’s fine, but why did you not think about it before, girl?

I do not really want to see her again… especially if it’s for her to do it again, seriously. They are too accustomed to sex-starving men who tolerate everything just to get into a pussy. You have to train these little pussies, it’s like a Mewtwo level 70 if you do not have the badge of the league Pokemon: if it does not respect you, it allows itself anything! I think if each guy was a little more alpha with the babes he fucks, that kind of behavior would disappear.

 

Otherwise, there was another good pickup this weekend. In our favorite bar with the Nice Giant: I stopped a chick who was going to the toilets “where are you going?
– I’m going to pee.
– OK, have you already made a threesome with two guys?
– Oh never.
– And you’re interested?
– I do not know maybe…
– Cool, kiss me then kiss my bud then.”

What she did. A KC and a deciding pass to my buddy who so also KCed her. We chatted and she was supposedly ready for the 3some. I took her number because she wanted to “have a drink” with her roommates before and so she wanted that we go back looking for her later. It smelled a bit like a fucking plan like “the girl who makes you wait all night and then gets cold feet and goes home to touch herself instead of having sex” (classic scenario of comfort zone – but total lack of respect… but well if the girls respected us we would have noticed it).

So finally, we left this bar without waiting for her, and we went to a bar that is so heated that it looks like a sauna… and we did not fuck her. We did not even go talking to her before we left, we were too busy aproaching babes with “do you have the fantasy of the unknown man?”. The next day around noon, she sent me a text message asking me why we did not come back for her as planned. I told her the truth… that she had missed her chance and that she should have been more responsive.

The next day, I proposed her to fuck her at 9pm and she replied around 3am “I fell asleep sorry another time”. Since then, she only sends me shitty texts : she calms the game… so I troll her for fun. She will gently touch herself because I do not like big mouths that have nothing in the pants in fact. To deserve my magic tongue and dick, you must be a tigress, not a little pussy! Seriously, they find it inadmissible when I openly make fun of them, but I think most coconuts deserve it! And know that I’m not even a macho…!

See ya ! I’m going back to work on my balance sheets, to flirt with the new cabinet secretary (dangerous game) and to write my ebook that will teach you how to fuck like gods!

May the God of the Game be with you!

October 1st 2015,

Last Saturday, I went out with Chromosome Y, a friend of the LAIR of Lyon. I talk about this because I have a funny night pick-up to tell : I approached a chick in a bar. She was coming out of the toilet, it was an isolated target. I asked her if she wanted to come to an after with my buddy and me (a strip-poker party of course). “I do not know how to play poker
– good news”. Then I asked her the color of her underwear and she lifted up her top and skirt to show us. Then we showed her ours by opening our jeans. We are fair play.

Since the only IOI that interests me is that the girl stays when I do anything, I took her face in my hands and slowly came closer to her mouth. No backward movement : kiss. Then, she commented as if she did not give a fuck “well, I know one  guy who would not be happy if he knew.” So I let her go back to her boyfriend.

There is a phenomenon that I observed and that makes me laugh: there are many stupid girls who say “yeah we I come to the strip-poker at 5h just find me in the club later…” and then who flee with their girlfriends. They do not even say no, it’s a shame! And the worst part is that I’m sure they really would like it in fact. It is true that it is still better to wait for the first subway in the cold to go back home and masturbate before sleeping… no comment!

Well, it’s ok, it’s not their bullshit that will prevent me from having sex. Besides, the Nice Giant, my other wing in Lyon, managed to fuck a chick of Adopte.

Flashback: two weeks ago I took his cell phone to look at his pick-ups and I sent a message to a chick who was posing with a boar’s head hanging on the wall behind her “Hi who am I talking to, the wild boar or the blonde?
– haha it’s the blonde
– OK good. What day are you free for me to give a massage to you at my place?
– Tuesday”. And BOUM! It paid off!

Why when it is me who do that it often works and when it is my friends they flake? I think this is because they are still too AFC at the moment of the approach. They do not assume… except that the easiest way to differentiate themselves from lambda guys is to assume, at the risk of being called a big pervert by tight-ass people. But the thing is with this technique: profits > problems. Otherwise, he was not bad when he took the relay and so it makes sense that he fucked her.

Last Sunday, I received a message on Adopt from a chick who praised the benefits of meditation and personal development. She said she found me interesting. And that I seemed to have a good “energy”. It is a new age word that she often uses.

After a few messages, she sent me her number. I did not use it until yesterday because another girl had flaked me. So I wrote to my little crunchy-granola since I had an evening free and was not too tired. A simple and direct text : “meditation session with me tonight?”

She came without any resistance. It was all right. But anyway, the thing is that if she had said “no” I would have been happy too because I have an episode of Ray Donovan late.

Once home, she found my apartment very Feng Shui. She said I was actually getting a good “energy”. That I was soothing. My reflections were more superficial: I found her pretty hot, although she did not have very big tits. The Breton was tall (taller than me), muscular, green eyed and… A VERY BEAUTIFUL ASS (muscled by her favorite transport : her bike).

We drank an infusion together, thyme and rosemary which I picked myself in the hill behind my home in Aix. She is new in Lyon too, she comes from Bretagne to study diet. And she is on Adopte because she doesn’t really like clubs and that in her promo there’s almost only chicks!

Then I turned off the light and installed a floor mat. We put ourselves in a position of meditation. I put a CD of Christophe André, she chose a theme: the longest of course, fuck. It lasted 30 minutes. I have not held all the time, I rarely practice more than 10 minutes. So while I watched her closed eyes focusing on her breath… I hesitated between:
– undressing and waiting until she reopens her eyes;
– kissing her to try to distract her.

But I did not do anything. After meditation, I asked her “how do you think is the sexual tension there?
– It has fallen now: when I arrived 4/10 and now 2/10”. I took her hands in mine. I stroked her hands. “And now ?
– 4.”

I got closer to her nearby. “And now?
– Still 4.
– Open your eyes.”

I started caressing her thighs, her back, getting close to her face without kissing her and looking into her eyes. She said “now 6!”. I kissed her in the neck, passed under her sweater to play with her nipples “now 8!”

We stayed at 8/10 a long time. She somewhat chilled me at one point: “please, do not kiss me on the mouth, that’s all I ask you
– huuu ok. What are we doing?
– do you want to give me a massage ? I see you got some oil?
– yeah OK”.

For the massage, she wanted to remove her top but not her bottom. So I took off my jeans. It was ying and yang. After a while, I lowered her pants a bit to massage her buttocks (I’m stubborn) so she said “oh well, I’ll remove, it is ridiculous.”

I gave her a body body massage: suddenly, she smelled my cock that rubbed mine against her pussy. I was talking about quite another thing during this time, it made her laugh. Then I fingered her, caressed her. She started to climb to orgasm but it hurt her after a while. So then I took out my fatal weapon: the cunnilingus. Again, she nearly enjoyed but did not go all the way.

At her request, I undressed, put on a condom and fucked her in missionary. After a few minutes, she started making noises and it excited me like crazy. She continued to squeal like that for a long time then stronger and stronger. Then I came. I could not resist anymore. I stayed a little in her pussy and I got soft a bit… so the condom remained half inside: she ran into the shower to rinse for fear of making me a kid.

We made a post-coition hug after these adventures and she said “it’s rare that I orgasm with a guy
– ok but you did not enjoy, why you say that?
– yes I did, in missionary
– ah OK I thought I did not hold enough.
– you were good ! I did not expect sex of this quality
– haha! you know, my cock is so powerful that even the urinals are afraid of me”

At 11 pm, we shared a soup to recover from our emotions. She told me during the meal she has already been in a swinger club, and has sucked 4 guys in the sauna there. So I told her my orgies, and it made her dream. She told me that if I find another girl, she is ready to make her first threespùe. Ok, dully noted! She also told me about her other dates in Lyon: either guys who did not dare to fuck her, or bad lovers. It’s hard all the same!

She wanted to go home when I asked “why did not you suck me?
– good question “and: she knelt down to do it. Then, I fucked her doggy style against my desk. Then, in missionary on the ground. Then she climbed onto me on the meditation carpet. It was both sweet and savage.

Our lips quite touched during the sex session but I did not really kiss her. I do not care. That balances things (remember all those I kissed in a club without fucking them)!

She explained her bullsit : she only kisses when she is in love, when it is really “the energy of the heart”… Well, if she wants.

Well. It was Cyprineman, live from his fucking office.

May the God of the Game be with us!

September 24th 2015,

In order to have a facebook account a little more credible in Lyon, I decided to add few people each day, meticulously chosen randomly. Yesterday I attacked an event for an Erasmus party.

As an answer, instead of the usual « do we know each other? » or « who r u? » (for which I have prepared a ready-made answer) I have, for once, received the following message from a polite and cute Polish: “Hi, how are you? :)” With the smileys and everything. Seriously. Fuck, I have a theory on smileys: when a conversation begins like this, it’s that the girl is adorable, open-minded and wants to blow my dick!

I answered that I was fine. It was a lie… because I am suffering a kind of fucking bronchitis for a few days: it burns me in the chest and I spit mucus out. But hey, it’s a hard sell, so I’d rather say I’m OK.

Meanwhile she liked all my photos like a little crazy little girl under ecstacy. I asked her what she had done today (she went to her psycho class and worked online in the evening to earn money in Poland) and she asked me the same question: “I went to work too, then acupuncture and there I’m just back home… and I’m picking you up!
– you are crazy in positive way 🙂
– luckily I speak English to understand you. I have holes in my arms to testify to my acupuncture session… I’ll show you, one of these days
– OK it may be interesting
– Where do you live in Lyon?”

Turning point : she replied that she lives at one metro stop from me. She told me she thought she would need five to eight minutes to come to my place. I dared to say (a little bit by consciousness but I wished a little she did not come because I was tired) “great, since I’m going to take a shower and you’re next to me, why you would not come and take it with me?
– Today ??!
– I do not know, why not ?! It is spontaneous.
– Not today I have to work »

I negotiated that she could come and go back to work after but she did not want to. What a serious girl ! She made promises for Saturday night instead (which only bind those who listen to them like those of my boss): “Forgive me but when we meet on Saturday we do a lot of spontaneous things I promise
– I did not understand, are you coming tonight? Do I wait for you to shower?
– No I stay at my apartment
– come on stay one hour here, it would be soooo cool, so spontaneous, you can work then… I have to wake up early tomorrow too
– Ok I will for 30 minutes on you. What is your address? Or phone number?”

It seemed a bit too easy even though she still asked me to pick her up at the exit of the metro station (because she has only arrived in France for 5 days and does not know the city). I went there, leaving my wallet at home, we never know. A lot of things were turning in my head. I wondered for example if it would not be a trap and if 4 Slovaks were not going to fall on me ??! Then I said to myself she maybe feared the same. And that there were perhaps objectively more risks for her than for me… so I hailed her spirit of adventure and I assumed totally.

Finally showed her teeth, a nana really not bad, hot, tall: one head taller than me, at least! Fine and muscular. As I often say, nerves pays off! Even more embarrassed than me, she laughed all the time. She spoke an approximate English and a little bit of French, so we managed to communicate lightly and amusingly but it was difficult: I no longer counted the times when she answered my questions in a bad way. I did not really say much, so I made her talk, but she told me at one point “your English is very good”… it made me laugh. That is the power of active listening !!!

I then took her home as agreed but she asked me in the elevator what we were going to do. I took a surprised face and replied like if it was obvious “well, we’re going to take a shower, right?
– ahhhh I thought it was a joke. I cannot I have my periods. Can we sit down and discuss, maybe?
– OK, do you want a glass of water?
– Yes. » I took her hand to guide her to the sofa. She tighten my hand, good point.

I learned during this constructive conversation that she is 21 years old and is a yoga teacher in Poland… so she taught me the sun salution. Then she looked a little at my books and especially liked those related to meditation, Buddhism, etc. She also liked my books on psychology: she told me she is a great manipulator, the demon personified… I replied that I am just a nice communicant. I thus stopped this unhealthy thing she tried to start. Funny thing, we have the same astrological sign: she was born on February 16th and me on the 17th! “Well, we should fuck together to celebrate!”

Throughout the interaction, I did not lose my objective of sight, I did not let it go, I told her that I was a French… so she should not be angry with me for being very sexual. She replied that she never did anything with her period. I insisted, she said “you’re a real man” with stars full her eyes. There, I knew it was won: she resisted but she liked it. Chicks often do that !!! So I read the language of their bodies which communicates better their desires than their words. And then: I put the pressure! We kissed just after that. With the tongue. She also took my fingers to put them in her mouth and mimed a fucking hot blowjob. She was unleashed. So I logically fiddled and licked her breasts… in the beginning she pushed my hand away and then began to moan saying that it is the part of her body she prefers. Must say that they are pretty big and firm and that her pink nipples are pretty. Then, when she was a little more excited, the master stroke: I took out my cock and she gave me a handjob. I passed my hand at the same time on her panties and made inappropriate comments like “you’re all wet
– I’m wondering why
– not my fault anyway, you probably imagine things…
– yes that’s it”(approximative dialogue : my memory was cut when I ejaculated.)

What worked well is to alternate the hot and the cold: I acted like a fucking sex predator but I calmed her down by my words : I told her we were just friends, that I did not see what she was talking about when she said she thought I was taking too much initiatives. The emotions being contagious: if it seemed normal to me to do so, I hoped that it would positively influence her. That was the plan! As explained in The (inconvenient) truth about gender relations. And it worked, holly shit!

Then I told her I could make her come without penetrating her, only with my tongue. It was a bit like a challenge. She did not let me try because it disgusted her to do that with her river flowing red, but by persistence, I could play with her clit with my fingertip. She Frenchkissed me during this time and finally begged me to finger her. Well, she really had her period seen in what condition my fingers came out from there. She’s not a liar, it’s a good thing!

After we talked a little. She wants us to meet up again to totally have sex. I don’t know. I walked her to the metro as she kindly asked me. This is the proof that I am a gentleman and not an asshole.

Finally quiet, around 1am, I watched the replay of Castle drinking a honey/lemon tea and I fell asleep like an international fucker.

This afternoon, I skyped with my parents: I learned that my brother, this dirty sucker, has given news to my parents. His wife, this obese formless slutty, did not go back to work after her maternity leave (we suspected that she would do that) so they have no money anymore… then they talk to my parents whom they have send to Hell like shits one year ago saying that the old ones do not serve any more (after having all the same even cheerfully asked them €8000)… normal! Then, now, they want to sell this fucking house, the one they were told not to buy, for which I spent several days last winter retaping it with my father: it remains a ruin that collapses… and there are plenty of vices hidden everywhere. Anyway, we were right on most things and this consanguine eyes closer who is my half-brother is just realizing it. But with me, he was such an asshole that if he wants me to forgive him, he’ll have to make some big effort. My father will eat with him tomorrow but I don’t buy his shit, me… I want to be a Buddhist, but there are limits! I’m keeping a close watch.

But I have a lot of other worries like my dilemma between sending my boss to Hell and finding another job because he is a big liar, a bastard, a slave-driver or playing the good little soldier and just saying “yes” while doing what I want. In any case, all my nice colleagues are pissed off and  want to leave, it’s a total shit here. I’m not sure it’s livable in the long run…

May the God of the Game help us !