French Pick Up Artist

December 21st 2013,

Well, I am going to make of one stone two knocks. I am going to tell you my last two parties. Yeah it is sure, the winter doesn’t really motivate to go out nor anything, people tend to withdraw on themselves. I do not make an exception, needs to say that I am fed up with going into club and see pathetic drunk people who don’t know how to have fun. Moreover, I spend 6 on 7 days at my parents thus that doesn’t help… Well.

 

First medical party

 

Away from tae kwon do at about 11 pm, I went to pick up Hafid.

Arrived at the club, 1 hour. We directly approached a group of 2 guys and 2 girls. One was tall and thin, very attractive, a nice face with curly red hair. Hafid asked her for a light and began to speak to the guys. Seriously, we don’t give a damn of these guys (I know the principle of the amog but those were not dangerous nor interesting). Thus, I began to play Fabricio Juliano, what attracted the attractive and she came talking to us. After a while, her buddies left and she decided to go find them. Hafid followed her as a small dog, although she neither asked him nor did not give him a look at no time. Obviously, when she found her buddies, she continued to ignore him totally. He gets into bad ways, friend Hafid at the moment, he is situated between a ready for anything to fuck an idiot subdued guy and a guy discouraged by the desert of his sexual life.

 

ERROR N°1: an alpha does not beg for the sexual favors of the girls.

 

Then, Hafid saw a girl alone at the bar. She was in docker, what let’s glimpse an attractive tattoo. “Hello, you have a beautiful tattoo” was his opener. She looked at him, then ignored him… end of the interaction. Obviously, it was so much boring. It is like asking a girl for light. Besides, you look coward: the girl really believes that you come asking her something, and then she notices that you start trying to pick her up except that you are too cowardl to assume directly the fact that you want to try to pick her up. It is not honest. You can easily understand that her interest decreases. It can work only if the girl wanted you so much even before you approach.

 

ERROR N°2: do not show that you are boring, clumsy, in lack nor depending.

 

Then, with Hafid, we went on the dancefloor. Well. He went dancing behind a group of girl and spent 20 minutes waiting that they turn around to see if they were going to find him cute or not. This waste of time, and this side “I do not assume that I want to screw you”… It is so much a beta attitude. Who attacks from behind? Only the cowards. I’m not saying that it cannot work, I just say that it is a bad game. I waited better on behalf of a guy who is in the community of the seduction since longer than me. I have the impression that instead of improving, he becomes a little worse every time. The first night we went out together, he had picked up and fucked a magnificent Swedish, then we went out and we kissed girls at every parties, this invincibility lasted about 5 months at the rhythm of more than 2 nights out by weeks. And then, one day, he started gaming like a shit. Then, worse and worse.

 

ERROR N°3: that, I do not want to see it any more, the guys who rub themselves against the butts of the girls in clubs without really daring to approach.

 

Well. I a little dissociated myself from him because he had pissed me off : I approached a girl by mumbling an incomprehensible thing (voluntarily). She even asked me if I was French or not. Seriously. But I noticed that she nevertheless tried ardently to feed the discussion. I told her “you, you want to sleep with me.
– Yeah and in addition my boyfriend left me
– When ?
– Two months ago.
– Two months since last time you made love? Fuck, fortunately you met me”. Well, we a little warmed. Even a lot : I spent almost 1 hour on her case then in the end she got “cold feet” and did not want to go fucking in my car. I believe that she a little became afraid when I gave her a spanking. Another virgin who does not know what is good.

Then, I approached a small blonde, cute. I have smacked her in two seconds then I asked her if she had already made love today and if she was interested. She looked at me with big eyes, like if I had just told her that I had been kidnapped by aliens and that they had transplanted me a green dick like Hulk. It is a real pain to me these girls who do not assume that they would feel better after sex with a guy who knows his business and who is not the kind of jerk who will judge them.

Well. Far off, I perceived a girl who looked lost. I said to Hafid “go, she is for you”. He went there, he waited 15 minutes before kissing her. Then, she has proved to be very drunk. In the point not to stand up then I have a big doubt concerning her capacities of understanding. Hafid lost his mind “oh yeah I have to fuck her NOW, give me the keys of the car”. I gave them to him, but reluctantly. Except that she wanted to go have a drink at the bar. Hafid stuck her from behind, like if she was the pearl which had a priceless value that he had to protect at all costs. I asked Hafid, a little to see what he has in his pair of underpants and especially to try to make him think twice because that did not seem ethical to screw a girl in this state “well, we can make a threesome if you want ?
– Yes.
– Go ahead, ask her, then”. He did not dare. Or then he did not want to share, I am not fooled. I hope that Hafid is not the kind of guys to say “yeah go for it when you find a girl you call me and we fuck her together” but when it is him who has found a girl to keep everything for him. I say that because at a given moment I had found a mobile on the ground then I wanted to return him to the bar, but he took him in my hands and took advantage of it so that the staff offer him a drink. A little bit weird attitude. Watch out, I hate the selfish men and the profiteers. The worst are these narcissistic guys who always try to come in the parties with you, or to go to the nightclub without paying when you have contacts but who never propose you anything. By far, they promise you “next time, you will see, I am going to bring you in a great thing”, then the D-day : absolutely nothing.

 

ERROR N°4: the good plans are not one-way.

 

Well then Hafid really wanted to fuck this girl. Needs to say that so vulnerable, she had a sexy side. Except that a guy gave him a nudge and told him “she is my sister” then he stuck her to a wall and kissed her during 2 hours without fucking her in the end. Pathetic. On the other hand, Hafid should not be passive like that. He really has to go in for sport to have a stature and an internal strength. It is necessary to build up a mental of winner, inner game is 90 % of the game.

 

ERROR N°4: not having say to the AMOG to go to hell and having remained totally passive even fatalist.

 

Then, Hafid grumbled all night long “It is inequitable, the life, don’t you think?
– Not really in fact.” In brief, he is a little right all the same. But there, in this case handbook, it was not so obvious. As a result, he drank several cocktails at the bar. I think that if we think that we need that the girls are drunk so they agree to fuck with us, it is bad. That would have been almost similar to a rape in this particular case because that she was not really conscious.

 

ERROR N°5: the alcohol and the drugs, it is fashionable but it is some shit for losers who want to forget their problems, who need some courage or who are simple sheeps and who take it “so they seem cool”.

 

I settled comfortably next to him, a beautiful blonde passed. Tall, blue eyes, rather thin. Not bad. I don’t remember exactly how I opened, I believe that I tapped on her shoulder then made a sign with the hand to tell her to come. I have kissed her in 30 seconds in spite of a little resistance. We ate each other’s mouth then she left by saying bye-bye with the hand. I didn’t even try to fuck her. Mea culpa. End of the night.

Arrived at the car, totally drunk Hafid told me “well, if you want I drive”. It is not a joke… this guy is really high. I understood I guess why he had become so bad: He began to smoke, fags and joints, and to drink heavily excessively every night. In the end, it attacks the brain.

 

Second medical party

 

Christmas Party with Padawan. Between Padawan and Hafid, has an abyss, it is not at all the same level of wingman. And I don’t say that because I trained Padawan. Well, we directly proposed threesomes to girls who did not enough have confidence to accept. Nothing surprising, will you tell me. One even told me “What persuaded you that I was a whore? It is to the whores that one ask for that”. Shitty mentality, thus, that announced the color.

We all the same kissed two attractive girls with openers “Hello, I am your Christmas present” and “Hello, I am your sexual object”. Nothing crazy.

Then I approached a tall one, something like 5ft10, with “you too you want to make love (indicating Padawan and me)
– Not with two boys but just you and me why not” (although she said that she then played the innocent girl). It was funny, classic game which turned “I am not a girl who sleeps at the first meeting” into “I admit I want you”. But had constraints there, it was on my back seat or nothing. She did not stop telling me “well I smoke a fag and we go there” then “well I have a drink and we go there”. She quickly pissed me off, in fact. Two or three hours of negotiations in the term of which she wanted that we go having sex at her place, and not in my car. Hard luck, I had to drive Padawan back.

On the return, Padawan spoke to me about Camille. “But fuck who is Camille ?
– The girl with whom you have just spent 2 hours”

This evening, we hesitated to go hunting there. But we said to ourselves that it was a better idea to see our sexfriends who are beautiful and who know how to have good sex rather than interacting with silly bitches. As a result, there I leave you, I have to visit 6ft. We planned to test all the positions of the Kamasutra illustrated by Clara Morgane in one single night.

 

Anecdote: otherwise, during the night, a sort of crazy came speaking to me about my blog. While I turned on the tall one, Padawan spoke to her and explained that here the guys are discouraged and would screw her but that in Sweden she would not fuck. In brief, that she is not beautiful. Then she wanted to know if she was a 10. She acted like a magnificent princess while she was hardly fuckable, it is crazy (if we put so much out in understanding the game it is not to bang girls who are not top (physical appearance, state of mind, lifestyle, etc.)). Two pussies (guys) of her class who certainly wanted to screw her in a fit of pique came to see Pawa “and you do you think you are a 10? You are a fag in reality, go do body building and eat your proteins “. The two stupids were so cliché “rholala you note the girls, you are 2 jerks, it is not polite” (=We are not like that, why doesn’t she want to suck our cock ? We are good boys)… Especially that it is HER who spoke about being a 10 or not. Well, that almost went down the drain. But Padawan will tell you better that me this delicious anecdote.

“I just made her understand that we did not play in the same category even if she tried to warm me before. That makes me think, and I confirm: You should never decrease = banging anything. Frankly, we should more often put them back in place, that would oblige them to move their ass. If more men did that, more women would move their ass (sport, food, etc.) ! Finally well, a real crazy person who did not handle being rejected while with the basic guys that probably works every time. She thus fetched her two feather dusters in the rescue. On the other hand, no, they did not say that I was a fag : One of the guys asked me why I would not want to sleep with her, “Yeah she is magnificent, I do not know what you need, she is the most beautiful of the world this girl” (Big licking of ass by a friendzonned dead man of hunger) , I told him that I did not like her and that anyway I preferred the blondes! There, they told me that I was gay, I didn’t give a damn, thus they tried an attack on the physical appearance. In brief it is better to ignore the aggressive morons.

Otherwise, we had made a small bet about which Fab forgot to speak : I approached two girls with “Do you want to see my dick ?” Here we are, you know everything now, ahahaha !”

 

May the God of the Game be with you !

December 16th 2013,

The nice little young Frenchwoman of north-African origins with the green eyes whom I had fucked in June 2013 came back speaking to me on Facebook (after I visited her profile on Adopt) some times ago. She told me that she would have adored that we see again each other regularly. I went deeper into the question (the conversion is rather interesting if you want to understand girls a little better) !

Me : Well explain me your thing more in detail

Her : Which thing ?

Me : Well
If you wanted that we continue to see each other
Why didn’t you suck me ?

Her : That is a good question…

Me : It is important

Her :I think that it is due to my lack of confidence

Me : I did feel it too

Her : I do not trust myself, it is a fact.

Me : You can acquire confidence. I took the virginity of a girl 3 months ago. She makes progress

Her : At the same time with you, it is not difficult to make progress

Me : Lol thank you flattering girl

Her : It is more a report than a flattery
You have quite a lot of experience in this domain, it is normal that you train well

Me : Yes but I didn’t think I had surpassed myself with you

Her : Nevertheless, I speak about my experiences, you are by far the best

Me : Thank you it means a lot

Her : Undoubtedly. It is because of my disastrous experiences that I lost self-confidence on this ground

Me : I see

Her : You understand…
But from your point of view, how was it?
Answers honestly please

Me : well you’re cute
I liked the 1st time when it went alone without trap
The second time when lied by saying that your father had to come picking you up (and supposedly we did not have time to fuck then oh miracle when I turned you on he could pick you up later) I less liked
It’s a pity that you didn’t suck me I would have honored you with a wonderful cunnilingus otherwise the sex her wasn’t bad but I would have liked that you feel more free

Her : Ok. For the second time I was not lying at all it was completely true. And later, I would admit you that I do not know how to have fun. I only served to empty the testicles of all my ex. Where from the rather disastrous experiences

Me : Why don’t you suck ? Don’t you have pleasure when you give pleasure ?

Her : Why I did not suck you, the question still remains unresolved. It is nevertheless a thing which I like doing very much
But I was lacking confidence in myself at this moment and the idea of comparison slowed me down I think

Me : I’m not like that lol

Her : I know…
Later I would admit you that I still think of it, I always asked myself the question of why I didn’t do so

Me : Yes me too I thought again about it

Her : I was stupid at the moment

Me : Lol rolala stop it I wouldn’t have gone as a couple with you anyway you know my principles

Her : No but it’s true, I was stupid on many points, fortunately I opened eyes meanwhile. And the worst, it is that I started having feelings for you without wanting a real relation

Me : It is healthier ! This model of relation that the society want us to adopt is a shit in almost all the points of view

Her : Frankly, yeah. Where is the freedom?

Me : For example
And now you’re on Adopt, looking for a “good guy” who wants a “serious relationship”

Her : No you’re totally wrong
The idea of couple is not any more with current tastes. Now it is sex without feelings and bye-bye

Me : Do you really say that to the guy on Adopt ?

Her : It depends
I have a lot of fun on the site

Me : Do you make fun of them ?

Her : Most of them, yeah

Me : Poor guys
We are always the idiot of another one
A lot of women make men lose their time on the Internet

Her : At the same time, it seem also that they look for it. It is almost a case study

Me : This is why it is necessary to select quickly
For that you look honest
Did you come to the date in the optics of bedtime with me?

Her : In the optics to speak to you in the first time and after we shall see

Me : At what point did you decide to sleep with me the first night ?

Her : Are you talking about the day we met ?

Me : Yeah
Is it when I turned you on in the elevator ?

Her : No, from the moment I put the look on you my choice was made

Me : Oh that’s good
And in my profile on FB, what caught your attention?

Her : The fact that you write which could imply that you have a brain not like all these jerks

Me : What I write didn’t embarrassed you ?

Her : I had never read and no, it didn’t. It was exciting

Me : Ah thus you already wanted to suck me before the date ?

Her : I read what you write later
After the date

Me : Thus you wanted to meet me because you saw that I wrote but you didn’t want to see what I wrote before meeting me?

Her : No

Talking with you was enough for me

Me : Very good
Do you Know Marie of Medicine ?

Her : Do you make a study?
Yeah I know her, why ?

Me : Not at all
You had her in your friend list, right ?

Her : Maybe, one of her friends was my sexfriend

Me : Ah

Her : Why?

Me : This is because of her that I poked you

Her : Ah

Me : She was my open relation of this winter then well she wanted to try to make a “real” couple with a guy (it lasted 2 weeks and she lost me with this bullshit)
Then well I said to myself that I could see if she had cute girls in her friend list

Her : And you found me

Me : Yeah even if it wasn’t a good start

Her : Why?

Me : Conversation started on May 29th
– Did we meet ?
– No but we don’t care
– Ok … So what do you want ?
– I don’t want to sell you anything don’t worry lol
– It answers hardly my question
– I am a crazy poker, I poke the profiles which interest me
– And what in my profile interested you?
– Your physical appearance, well after if you are a big idiot I won’t be interested anymore
– Interesting as means of selection
– Yeah do you know others ?
– Let’s say that some would be the physical appearance, or the intellectual. I think that is needed a happy medium, it is always better to ally all the pleasures of the senses.
– Yes, the last question of your hiring test is, are you heterosexual?
– Totally
– Perfect then we are going to be able to kiss each other without the tongue
– Interesting as job interview, it is a technique which I would use too if it doesn’t disturb you
– IRL, you, girls are scared of approaching

Her : It’s true ^^

Me : Why did you answered me so badly if you liked me ?

Her : I learnt to not trust my hormones

Me : Do you realize what you almost missed ?

Her : The best lover of my life

Me : For example
A good night in any case

Her : It’s true

Me : And thus, what eventually decided you

Her : Your way of speaking, the way you write

Me : I see

Her : Why all these questions right now ?

Me : No reason

Her : Whatever
In brief, you know how to contact me if you want

Me : If I want what ?

Her : Facebook or text me or what you want

Me : Okay
To do what ?

Her : Everything you have in mind

Me : Do you want to give me the best blowjob of my life ?

Her : I don’t think I can do that, I need to learn before

Me : Every blowjobs are pleasant as long as there are no teeth

Her : That depends how you use teeth

Me : Lol
I don’t think so

Her : I will show you

Me : I’m scared

Her : Lol
Well, good night
XXX

Me : By the way, would you like to make a foursome ?

Her : Not at all.

Me : Okay
I suspected it a little

Her : Then why asking ?

Me : To be sure

Her : It is funny, you are the second one to ask me this question today

Me : Who else ?

Her : A sex friend

Me : Well I am not a sex friend
I am a sex artist

Her : Yeah ^^

Me : I don’t have sex for having sex
I experiment

Her : Did you experiment with me ?

Me : No, I took life as it comes

Her : Sex for sex then

Me : No
The transformation of the poke into sex
That is so interesting
How, coming from nowhere, we can penetrate the intimacy of people

Her : Experiment, in this case

Me : Yes and no
Let’s say that I already knew it was possible

NB: two days after this conversation, she was “in couple” with a guy she met on Adopt, mode “it is love” on. And one month later, single again. Incorrigible, these girls.

December 11th 2013,

In two words, I finally created a successful profile on Adopt which makes that the girls send me the first message. Seriously, every day at the moment, I have one or two chick who writes to me spontaneously. Example (vile but without special effect) :

[Sunday evening]

– Hello how are you ? I introduce myself, I am a natural model since I’m young… No I’m kidding I’m just a girl among so much others who works on Marseille. I really liked you description this is why I allows myself to write you 🙂
– Hello darling, I live in Aix, it’s up to you to see if you want to make the trip
– Why not 😉 and you ? [she doubtless wanted to know if I was ready to go to Marseille]
– Me I live in Aix so… 😉
– Yes we could have a drink if you want? [I don’t want to go wasting my time and my money in a bar]
– maybe yes , at my place ?
– As you want 🙂 What’s your work during the week?
– Finance and you? well, yes it is way more honest like that:)
– I assist people and pork butcher ^^ yeah right 🙂
– wow it is the wide gap between both jobs ^^ that’s good, I need someone to assist me
– Yes I have 3 different jobs 🙂 Ha really what care do you need sir? 😛
– oh really what’s the third one ? For example that you help me to take a shower I guess
– I take care of children. It is possible I think I have some remedy for this but it is not sure we will see :p
– Ah excellent in this case I think that you have quite a lot of qualities to support your candidacy! It is necessary that you come to the job interview :p
– I like your sense of humor :p On the other hand I already have 3 jobs it is impossible to have another one:/ However all the internships are allowed:)
– thank you ! :p nice, an internship that suits me! Availability?
– I work every day except on Saturday afternoon and on Sundays and you?
– It’s a pity I would gladly have taken a shower or a bath at the end of the day
– I finish late the evenings but why not
– It will relax you. Wednesday evening?
– You’re right. I think that I have physiotherapist on Wednesday evening I verify when I’m home, but Tuesday evening I finish early if you want
– Good state of mind in any case. All right thus verifies that, in case on Tuesday I think that I can make it possible for you ! Do you prefer to bath or shower?
– I finish at 9 pm Wednesday and Tuesday at 4 pm thus as you want. Alone I am rather shower, with a guy I don’t know I have not really experience if you see what I mean…. I count on you to give me advice

[Monday]

– Indeed so it is better on Tuesday !!! But at 4 pm it is not the hour of the shower! It is better at about 8 pm what do you say? All right I shall give you some advices! A Facebook?
– OK for 8pm it will be necessary that you give me your address ^^ We can easily park next to your place ? Yes it is [her name = always ask for the Facebook to see if she is a fake and also to have other photos]
– Yes so you can get dolled up before ^^ so I live [my address], it is the city center! And we can park there free of charge from 7pm this is why it is better at 8 pm and not at 4 pm! good day ? Signed : 06XXXXXXXX [my phone number] !

[This morning]

– Yes it is sure, unless you wanted that I arrived in dress of home help but it is not very classy lol saddened sorry no more internet connection yesterday. Yes I had a good day and you? Take my number: 06YYYYYYYY See you later

 

On the mobile during the day, nothing crazy, two-three messages. She came, I told her not to put her affairs in the lounge… rather in my room, to do not disturb my roommate [I finally understood how to turn this affair of roommate in my advantage]. There, I made a tea, we drank it sitting cross-legged on my bed. We had no plate to prop up bowls, too bad, I caught two books randomly: The Kamasutra and The Selfish Gene. Okay.

We spoke a long moment to get acquainted, almost 5 minutes, and she kissed me. She admitted to me that she made love only once in her life (with a boy because she banged a girl too), but that she really wanted to test again. She fell only on shy persons and does not have enough confidence to make the first one step then she decided to do it with a stranger to be finally able to feel free. Then, she sucked me with appetite, the first blowjob of her life… I just had to guide her a little but it was not bad. It was imperative that she makes profitable her travel from Marseille. Then, I fucked her. Hoping I have helped her in her life to gain confidence, I complimented her and everything. Gone back home, she wrote me “thank you for this nice internship”.

Anecdotally, she told me that it is her best friend who selected me on Adopt. She showed her my profile and told her “bang him and you will feel better”. What she did, beautiful mentality. Apparently, she will not regret having forgotten the fucking principles like “never at the first date”. Sleeping at the first date, it can be good, it just depends with whom. Obviously if the girl falls on a jerk who has sex in 2 seconds and who says “ah she is a whore I fucked her at the first date” it is some shit but paradoxically, they rather tend to keep waiting the guys they really like. It is stupid. They miss orgasms. That girl, for example, if she had decided to keep waiting me, she would never have had me, and she would still masturbating.

For my part, I am not a virgin of December.

Very nice. May the God of the Game be with you !

December 8th 2013,

Ola que tal ? Como estan los amigos ? muy bien muy bien.

Well ayer we weren’t really motivated to go out con Padawan. Qué well we went all the same at three horas am in a club of the city center, small and full of guys as usual. I missed hunting but not the conditions of shit in which we have to work.

Bueno, landing, descent of the staircase. Just below, two girls with a guy in standby. With no time to spade, yo went there : “did you ever make el amor con an Spanish guy ?
Girl 1 (not bad) : oh why are you Spanish ? (no, from Mexico)
Girl 2 (even cuter than the first one) : No, not really, well a little in fact we just started”
Girl 1 pretended to go smoking with the guy “we know donde quieres ir. pero qué it’s good, boys will be boys. This is the way we say, no?
– Well, I explain to you, he is a buddy of my friend, I will never touch him.
– ok, so did you ever make el amor con a Spanish guy ?
– no, never.
– I hope that you are interested yahiiiii
– well I don’t know I need to be seduced by the guy and everything
– well qué better will you do tonight when you will go home alone after the party amiga ? being bored and thinking of this Spanish man who would have been able to make you el amor muy bien ?
– Yes maybe. But I need that we court me. (serisouly, she said that)
– well qué in my country we court like that (I took her face in my hands, kiss)
– yes but I don’t come home with you all the same, I need more
– what the fuck ? didn’t you find that I am a bueno kisser ?
– yes , you are a good kisser
– ma qué I have to fiddle with you then”
At the moment, I missed the opportunity, I would have had to warm her (walk the talk): We continued to speak by looking in eyes. On second thought, I would have had more success with girl n°2 if you want my opinion (she was more open-minded and looked like she assumed more). On the other hand, girl n°1 was in hypnotic state, very susceptible and when a big fat guy pushed us aside, she recovered and left, she joined her amigos outside… i ola, what a shame !

Then, we roamed approximately 45 minutas in the club pero qué the fiesta en Francia isn’t full of sexualidad. Ah, I was going to forget, another girl embraced me “I looooooooove Spain”. It does not change anything for me, fuck off. We returned to sleep, there were just bimbos with their guys and a fucking ratio. Pff.

Well, seriously now. I think that one day for every player, the kiss doesn’t mean anything anymore. One day, we do not need to go in medical parties nor to a big paying club to be sure that we will kiss a girl, because we can succeed in shitty conditions. And it is likely that by repeating enough the operation yesterday evening, I would have screwed one chick, but honestly we were done by the training of tae kwon do and it was already a miracle that we went out. On the other hand, I guess that I need to find another part of the puzzle. We must be able to increase the probability to find a girl to fuck, even maybe to change not interested girls in girls interested SEXUALLY (not by the kiss). The idea is that just like when we go out now we know that it is almost sure that we are going to kiss a girl, well, we should be able to come back with a girl in a quasi-certain way every time we go out. In brief, I am going to work on that, I shall inform you but that depends on so many factors and especially on their conditioning (to be afraid of being thought of as “whores”) that it is not easy especially in the small free clubs (so with few options) where I go out (because buying the right to pick up chicks pisses me off ). The average man in France really lives in sexual poverty and ignorance.

A message for the most novice : the kiss is for the fucker what the phone number is for the beginner. Nothing concrete, some shit in fact. Just like we can kiss a girl without taking her number, we can fuck a girl without kissing her before she is in your bedroom. Do not get hung up on that. And those who still remember every girl they kissed, then it is a bad sign, you need to pass in the superior stage. If, for you, kissing a girl “is a big deal” so you won’t kiss a lot of girls. If on the other hand, in your reality, that seems to you normal and natural to kiss a girl you like, without reflecting more than necessary… then you will have way better results. That reminds me these guys who do not try “to fuck” but “to find a girlfriend”… in the end, because they put the girls on a pedestal and because they take so many gloves: neither they kiss nor they find of girlfriend (or rarely) because the girls also play on several tables and it is the most enterprising who wins.

Challenge of December : making Fabricio Juliano and his vile accent fuck.

Well, besos. May the God of the Game be with you !

November 29th 2013,

Yesterday evening, exhausted by the taekwondo I came back home at 11:25 pm. I had planned to see again 6ft (I don’t care if the girl is taller than me and she can wear heels all the same if she likes it I don’t give a fuck, I am not insecure and I have no useless ego) at 11:30 pm then the timing was bad and I still was eating when she arrived. Well, we went in my bedroom, I put a College Rules on the computer and she lit candles. While she scratched matches, she bent necessarily, so I positioned behind her in doggystyle position and I put my hand into her string to caress her a little. It turned her on a little, then she got on the knees and started sucking me. Nice! But it is not everything!

11:50 pm, my phone rang. It was the girl of the bodypainting. It is true that I had also invited her. Well it was cool, I told to 6ft to undress in underwear and to look at the movie while I picked up GBP (she did obey, compliance test validated). The naughty girl arrived, I told her to put herself express in underclothes too and both girls got acquainted by kissing each other directly while I touched them both. Then, they hurled themselves at me, still dressed, to suck me together it was awesome. A beautiful way of getting acquainted ! Seriously, I did not know any more which mouth was to whom. Afterward, we made a lot of oral actually. I remember having licked GBP and caressed 6ft with my right hand while she fully caressed and kissed each other. I also have the image to see GBP licking 6ft and making her enjoy or watching us fucking. In brief, they each came twice, me only once actually but after the sport and everything I had difficulty in being hard again and I was in shortage of stock of condoms. Well, the atmosphere was good, they complimented and encouraged, I even had to face a feminine solidarity exaggerated at certain moments.

At about 4 am in the morning we all settled together under the duvet, 6ft to my left, GBP in my right-hand side, naked. That it is the fulfillment of the PUA, I think.

Well, now educational moment. For the sex with several girls, always asking to the girls that we fuck if they have already made with another girl or if they would like to try. When we find two willing, it is like a puzzle, we look if they can fit together by sending innocently to both parts photos of the other one and by asking if they like what they see. Then, we ask them to attend at home or frankly or under the excuse “to drink wine just the three of us”. Me, I don’t like the discussion in these moments but that’s just my opinion.

Well, it was the threesome by Cyprineman. Next step, I guess it is the foursome.

Otherwise, this afternoon, I saw Virginie : She had her first facial (clumsiness) and now I have to go to buy condoms in case that swings again soon in my apartment! For the anecdote, 6ft registered me under the name of “Fabrice Stinson” on her mobile. I found that not bad!

The threesome with two girls who have this energy gives me inexplicable sensations onto the long term. I recommend you to try, it is inconceivable. Like if the sexual energies, instead of adding up, multiplied between them and gave us so much energy during several days. I wonder if a foursome is similar, and if we can have these sensations with whoever or if are needed quality partners. Time will tell ?

Challenge accepted ! May the God of the Game be with you !

This Field Report was written by The Girl of the Body Painting. She wrote it for her, spontaneously, then sent him to me because she found that a feminine vision of the pickup was missing on my blog.

November 27th 2013,

What a team, written by the girl of the body painting.

The cold begins to reach the South. The desire to leave to the sun is stronger every day. Fortunately there is an other sources of heat…

With Fabrice, it is my fourth date. A day shot which is finally transformed into a regular plan with whom I share a certain complicity. Needs to say the truth, he is my double this guy, his pragmatic, determined, solitary side, and his tendency for the sex with more than two people.

First date : Body painting.

The feeling was here, the sexual tension was for its height, and the meeting was more than original. Within 20 minutes we were naked, his dick towards the sky, and I painted the outline of his muscles.

Second date : Merco.

I kidnapped him at his parent’s to take him in a more or less quiet place in the forest. I sucked him, he licked me, then he took me on the back seat, to finish me on the hood.

Second date : Merco (long version).

One of my lovers is a writer, a specialist in trying to pick up and seduction. The rare times when we saw each other things were clear as can be: we saw each other to make love. Only one detail : we always opted for original ideas. The first time we made a session of body painting. Then the second time we made an escapade in my merco.

This last escapade was very exciting. We stopped near a road which we considered deserted. It was in the hill. We began to caress against the car, then I started sucking him. But there were a lot of cars which passed so he wanted that we move a little farther in the hill.

So we left farther under trees so I finish sucking him. Given the fucking supports which I had (prickly bushes and sticks) it was rather intense ! I was breathless after.

We took advantage of this small break time to discuss a project which we wanted to set up: go night-clubbing to find pleasant volunteers to make a foursome. Then suddenly he took the initiative to lick me. We settled down behind the merco and he licked me with his famous magic tongue. Yes, I admit it, this guy is the king of the cunnilingus, he was one of the rare to make me come this way. But this time I stopped him before coming, I really wanted that he penetrates into me. I asked him to take me on all fours, after I have jumped on him. Regrettably the position was not optimal to move in all directions. I proposed him all the same that we go out of the car so that he takes me against the hood, what he did. It was much better ! Standing love is top all the same…

In brief, he made me come, and to show him my gratitude I suggested finishing him in the mouth. After what I made him come for the 2nd time. I was rather proud, of him and of me, to see that he was capable of coming a 2nd time, it is rare for a guy.

Then after we tickled and kissed. Strange, once finishes he was stone, sat in the back, he marked a break time and told me something like « I like you, you know ». I did not expect it, but at the same time that looked kind and sincere, so I was uncomfortable, I gave a kind punch in his shoulder and told him « me too, I like you ». But I was a little confused, my clumsiness won.

Later I drove him back, we spoke about books in the car and about our project. He wanted to lend me books, nice. I dropped him, he spoke to me about a party where was invited (on Thursday) while telling me « I dunno if you could like it… », so I said no to him but go there and have fun, we shall see each other later, then he proposed me that we see each other on Saturday. « A Saturday? Wow do you know what that means according to my book? » I quickly explained him that if a boy suggested you seeing him on Saturday it was that the relation past of a notch above, he was ready to make a commitment in the relation, etc. Well, I teased him. Then the telephone rang I answered, it was Bastien my ex-roommate, I was late in a meeting, during this time my lover left informally. After my call I honked him …I didn’t know what else to do, I didn’t even know any more if we had really said goodbye to each other.

Third date : Foursome first try.

Me, Fabrice, Padawan and his ex tried to warm at the Chassdo. Me and Fabrice we tried with great difficulty to corrupt our guests. Total failure. Foursome canceled, end of the evening around a tea. However to comfort each other Fabrice and I ended the night in oral sex. He is really endowed for the cunnilingus… We sleep in affectionate mode, so cute.

Fourth date : Foursome second try.

It is one of the coldest nights in Aix. I arrive to Fabrice, he has a surprise for me. He takes off my coat, takes me in his room and kisses me against the wall. Padawan is lengthened on the bed. He turns me on at full speed. I have the impression that it is Christmas. Two sexy men for me. The complicity we share makes this moment very intense. Big giggle, good sexual tension. They stop right in the middle. I offend them friendly, then we finish the night at the IPM. We danced together (three) in a not very conventional way I have to admit it… Sandwiched between both guys I swayed hips until they have the beginning of a hard cock.

During this time everybody looked at us. In their look we could feel a mixture of jealousy and surprise : “How these guys managed to warm her like that?”, “How this girl seduced those guys ?”. We were proud!

Concerning our objective: the only girl ready for a foursome was a just fuckable, very aggressive half-blood. Her friends made me understand that she was too young. Indeed, I was able to confirm that by myself, I didn’t want her. Then has a blonde there who seemed to be really tempted by us, especially when I told her that Fabrice was the king of the cunnilingus. Very attractive the blonde, in addition she found me very cute, that excited me. Regrettably miss had a serious relationship that she tried to keep as it stands. So we went to another club, no result. We went back home. Fabrice put his pajamas and we respected our pact: nothing sexual if we do not come back with 4 people. Well ok…

The following morning, seeing Fabrice’s hard-on I was not able to refrain from jumping above him. But all the same, after 2 minutes, I stopped and asked him if I had to continue or stop. He had the choice. He asked me to go on, which made him as responsible as me. Toc !

Fourth date : Foursome second try. (Long version)

Concerning my 4th meeting I want to develop more the description of the night.

The whole on an air of “What is Love” parodied by Jym Carrey. Yeah I know that imposes a certain atmosphere…

In brief, I arrive in front of Fabrice’s door. I call him. He does not answer. It is cold. He should rather answer. He answers. I bring in. I forget to take the elevator. Serious mistake: he lives in the last floor. The building contains at least 6 floors. Let’s go.

I arrive above, a little breathless but nothing more. Fabrice has a smile which stuffs him half of the face, he tells me that Padawan did not arrive yet. In the most absolute naivety I trust him.

He removes delicately my jacket and tells me that there is a surprise which waits for me. Great I adore the surprises ! Especially when they are for me! He brings me in his room, I perceive Padawan lengthened. I hardly have time to articulate a “But heu…”that he sticks me to the wall, kisses me and brings me to see Padawan. I kiss Padawan for the first time and I say “good evening”, all the same, the rules of politeness. Padawan laugh a little bit uncomfortable but not so much. I sit down on Padawan and kiss Fabrice. “You do not want anymore that we go out hunting ?…” No answer. It is the first time which I had to juggle between two men. It was exciting, I did not know any more where was my mind. Quickly Fabrice took me in hand from behind he began to lift my dress while I try to remove Padawan’s belt who had decided not to be passive. Then Fabrice began to slide the hand under my tights then under my string and arrived until my sex. I struggled because I wanted to be able to make so much on one of them. But they had decided to warm me. He prevented me from taking their pants off, that drove me crazy. So I tried to catch Fabrice’s testicles through his pants. That allowed me to get clear of him and after I tried to get clear of Padawan’s pants. During this time Fabrice blocked me again. I had no more hand to defend. He fingered me friendly while Padawan laughed.

The malignant, he had really decided to drive me crazy. Fabrice took off my dress and proudly showed my ‘attractive’ breasts to Padawan. Then I managed to deliver one of my hands to catch again Fabrice’s testicles. Then I got up and moved to Fabrice with a languishing step and a voice of young girl “please Fabrice, let me remove your pants” while approaching his ear. I saw on him a small smile which made me feel that I was not far from kinking him. He asked Padawan help just when he would have been able to defend himself alone. Padawan embraced me and pulled me towards him. I fell lengthened on him “but hum I want my phallus!! ” I told them that. And at the moment : big laugh, we roared. Needs to say I say some awesome lines sometimes, I even come to surprise myself.

Then Fabrice lengthened on me. “Go at least one on two”. Big giggle again. The laughter was my only weapon for embarrassing them. Sandwiched between both, I started to go nuts. It was so exciting to feel my body imprisoned between theirs. And there Fabrice got up “Let’s go she is horny enough we can go !”. And they left the room… “What ?? Dirty bastards’ band!!”. That irritated me…I was very close to (pretend to) go back home. But quickly I realized that their game had turned me like crazy. Really I had a very good moment and it is a very nice present they gave me, although it was a little bit short for my taste.

After that we were connected by a certain complicity. Each of us had awakened in us a sexual tension… especially me, in fact. We were just in time to go warming a whole club just the three of us.

Confident, we went to the IPM. We deposited our stuff in the changing room. Seen the cold I had a lot of clothes “that’s it” asked me the guy. “Yes… More it would be indicent”. After what I had one spanking, then two. Normal, I was accompanied by two men. I took the initiative, discovered the club and hoped to be noticed. I feel I am not in sync with the others. I am one of the most classy and the hottest girls, that promises ! Then I joined my two men to the bar. “Do you know where is the photographer?”. “We don’t need to wait to drink before starting”. “Then what do you feel… about having two men for you?” Then it is there that I realized how lucky I was. I began dancing against Fabrice, then with Padawan. I liked seeing Fabrice watching me dancing. He didn’t look jealous, just happy for me, happy to see me so naughty. It was classy the look he gave me.

Then the photographer arrived and brandished his enormous camera (OK I make it “too much” there). “For one kiss you win one drink”. I looked at Fabrice, then at Padawan, then at Fabrice. I have again looked at Fabrice, got closer, after what we kissed each other in a sexual way, the tongue prominently. Once finished, I kissed very languishingly Padawan. “Heu it’s OK the photo is taken…” “Hun ? Ho yeah ..” The photographer waited that we finish to give us the ticket for free cocktails… Fabrice was laughing out loud. We had reached the level of indecency he hoped I guess. And yet it was just the beginning.

Having drunk and having been noticed at the bar, we went on the dance floor. They invited me naturally to dance between them two. I kissed Fabrice, then Padawan. Sandwiched between their bodies, I waddled on the rhythm of the music by trying that they follow me. “Haha, the face of the other people !!!” Fabrice was in seventh heaven, like a kid! He admired with pleasure the effect which we made on them. Especially that it was a little early for this kind of skid.

“I’m still not hard, make me hard !” asked me Fabrice. After what, I swayed hips in a provocating way and without self-restrain, but fuck, really none. While catching the hands of Padawan I made him dance and caress me, I pulled Fabrice towards me and kissed him. Hair completely in mess that reminded me the state in which I am when I stop sucking a guy. I gave myself completely. Little by little I began to see them rising in temperature, it was warm, very warm! I had even thought feeling Padawan hardening. Well, later, he told me that no. OK, so much for me, that was probably his mobile. On the other hand Fabrice reported me later that he began slowly to harden (all the same!). Then I left and made a sign that I was too hot. Especially that to showing was not enough it was necessary to go into hunting mode.

My two men went in front of the bar while I approached almost all of the girls who passed. At the moment Fabrice had a fucking good smell “Stop the blond one !”. I did so. “Hello, me and my two friends we look for a girl to make a foursome, would it tempt you ?” the whole said with the biggest innocence. Most of the girls laughed and told me “I have a boyyyfriend, sooooorry”. But there this blonde was conscious of the luck she could have. In her eyes I saw sparks. “What do you think about my boys ?”. “I admit they are nice, well I like one more than the other one…” Because it seemed to me that she had a preference for Padawan I drew her attention on Fabrice: “the other one I was already able to test him and I can tell you that he is king of the cunnilingus, a very good lover !”. And there, magic, her eyes woke up “Ok. If you tell me that he is good it is enough for me, on the other hand…pfff I have a serious relationship at the moment and I try as possible that it works”. And there, that reminded me myself who beat me against my devils when I am in couple. “I understand very well, it’s a pity…”. “Mhm in addition I find you very cute, really…I would have liked it…”. I did not expect it but she so much insisted on that that I said to myself that she had to really think it. It is rare, a girl who really compliments another girl. It’s a pity, I liked this girl. I have let her go by hoping to meet her again and to ask her again later in the evening. I was persuaded that I could kink her.

Then a little later I had got a brunette who looked at us with envy. I went towards her with my sexy-boys behind. “Hello, me and my friends we like you, would you like to make a foursome with us tonight ?”. The miss hesitated, asked me several questions and finally refused. And a little later it was her friend who was interested. The girl was a young half-blood, a little bit fat and aggressive. She approached Fabrice.”Well she is OK for this evening, on the other hand we have another 45 minutes, if we can find better that would not be bad…” “OK well continue to speak with her to maintain her in the warmth, during this time me and Padawan we are going to try to pick up on the dance floor.” Padawan followed me with obedience. We skipped into the crowd and went at the bottom. There were some groups of girls who hid. I put myself on the stage and moved closer to a girl dressed in leopard by believing naively that a girl in leopard would be open for this kind of plan. “I have a boyfriend”…well, and your boyfriend does he know that you go out in a club during the week dressed in leopard ? Seriously… Anyway she was ugly, yes she too…fuck there was all the same an awesome quota of ugly people there this evening.

Finally we had to envisage the small half-blood a little bit fat. But her friends pissed us off, they did not want to authorize her to leave with us…”heu how old are you ?” “23…” “ok…”. In brief I tried to convince the sexy-boys who frankly were not tempted by this fat girl. Having vaguely convinced the collaborators, I then had to convince the friends of the girl. They began to speak Arabic. Then the big girl got excited “no but I do what I want!!”, what urged me to ask her : “Ok in this case if you do what you want why do you need their authorization ? It is not your parents if I understood well ! ». Then she had a crisis of nerve … Finally she took my number and mimed me that she would call me later.” And you don’t mind to take her number in front of us?” asked me their buddies. “Not at all, if I do not feel her and if she leaves in negative feelings just like she did right now I shall not accept that she comes”. Especially that I knew what I did, this numclose was a fucking joke. I did not plan to do anything with her after the comedy which she had just played. The immature capricious persons I hate that.

We eventually went out of the IPM to go to another club. Along the way, I proposed a foursome to a girl. Negative, but a smile. Then to the club we removed our coats, we quickly visited all the girls and I asked them one by one if my friends tempted them. On the dance floor we fell on a funny crazy bitch. A double of Marion Cotillard in Edith Piaf’s role. “Wait I have a lot of single friends !!! “. “MORGAAAAANE!!” she roared like a seller of fish. She killed me, I complied in four so much I laughed. Then I explained her that it was for a foursome. “Ha ok… sorry I don’t do foursome me but… CAROOOOOOLINE”. Then there she threw us a drunk girl in the arms “Hèèèheu”. Completely stone the girl. We were all folded, the girl managed hardly to stand up. The miss had given us her most beautiful piece of meat there is nothing more to say about that !

Then to finish I found an Italian who spoke English, but the girl had to take a bus one hour later. In brief, it was dead. Then we went out, the bar closed, stayed nothing more than three unthinkable ugly chicks.

Once we went out we have crossed again the funny girls. “No but serisouly it was true this story just now ? ” asked me Caroline. “Well yeah, and that’s still OK if you want”. “No but have you already slept with them ?”, “With Fabrice yes, we had already seen each other twice “- “Heuu you’re going to hurt me…” interrupt Fabrice, “Oh yeah, excuse me, three times !”. In brief otherwise still not with Padawan, it was the opportunity…”. “No but you’re really tempted by a foursome ?!” -“Well yeah, did you see how it is cool with two people, thus imagine with 4, it is incredible !” – “Well and I have a last question did you already make it together?” by pointing my two sexy boys between them. Haha the naughty girl !

In brief we left without result but all the same proud of our performances. We had had fun all the same as a matter of fact and had marked the spirits. We went towards at Fabrice and made a small field report in the entrance of the building. Continuation after which Padawan left on his side “don’t forget the pact the scamps! “. Fuck I had forgotten the pact …

Me and Fabrice left back home. In less than two seconds, the pro of the trying to pick up was in pajamas (and socks it seems) while I not even had time to remove my shoes. He switched off the light, I undressed myself, joined him under the braid and we made a debriefing of the night.

Then little by little we left in different discussion. “Do you think that in 40 years I shall always be in pick up mode or I shall be fed up with it ?” – « I know nothing about it, you know in 40 years we shall have doubtless invented a new type of couple, times change…Maybe you will have several women, beautiful women who will be worth having your attention “.

Then a little later he spoke to me about his parents I do not know why “I do not even know if my parents still make love, I have the impression that no”-“You know a not very long time ago I still thought that my parents made nothing anymore in the bed, so I asked them and finally I learnt that they still have fun in the bed and that really reassured me, it is my genes… that would be worth it that you ask your parents…” – “Mhm, maybe…”

The following morning he asked me about what I had dreamed. “I swam in the water with a friend, we were in a city where the water was everywhere, then we were paid to swim… and you ?”- “I dreamed that I spoke to you, in fact I do not always know how to make the difference between my dreams and the reality…Maybe it was true I do not know any more did we speak ?”- «  Heu you asked me if I had slept well at a given moment.” – “Do you know that the emotional brain does not make the difference between the dreams and the reality…”.

November 22nd 2013,

With Padawan, we had agreed to invite each one of our girls at my place and to fuck them the most simply of the world. The idea was to make the evening turn into a foursome. “Make the scamps say no” was our creed.

Midnight yesterday, the girl of the bodypainting (GBP) crossed the threshold of my door. I opened to her, made her put her stuff manu militari in the corridor then stuck her to a wall and kissed her in the neck and on the mouth by beginning to fiddle her with her stomach and breasts. She wasn’t in my apartment for more than 2 minutes when I brought her in my room to throw her on the bed. Hidden in the shadow, Padawan was lengthened on the mattress and we started to warm her together by surprise. It was really funny to see that she could not handle it anymore and in addition we had good vibes together, she tried to undress us (we did not remove more than the shirt even if she too much wanted to touch our cocks “PLEASE at least one / two” she begged). After 15 minutes, we stopped everything and because finally the plan which we had initially planned with the ex of Padawan had fallen into the water (she is not ready in her head – her loss) we decided to go out hunting with GBP. Objective: finding the second girl.

In the club it was party “you kiss you drink“. But we don’t drink alcohol. Anyway, we both danced with GBP and all the looks all around seemed to say “what the fuck ?!”. Well, it is not all this but we had to find the fourth scamp. We thus have send GBP in the front line to approach all the cuties and propose them a foursome. Some were susceptible, but did not take the plunge, in particular a blonde really cute. “This one is a model and the other one is king of the cunnilingus, are you in?
– Ah, if they are good lovers, I say yes and in addition I find you so cute ” that it is the best exchange which we had. But it didn’t work because the chick finally said that she was “in a serious relationship”. I suggested her to leave her guy, to take advantage of the evening and to get back together again the next day but she didn’t like the idea (weird).

Meanwhile, a lot of girls proposed to the guys “one smack in front of the bar and they offer us a drink are you ready? ” Well, seriously, it is a game for kids thus we didn’t make the number in a so shitty and useless way with Padawan. On the other hand, two chicks were really insistent thus we gave up (one for each of us even if we would have been easily able to exchange but it would have been counter-productive, I think).

The one who stuck me told me “MY FRIEND WANTS YOUR BUDDY AND I WANT YOU!!!
– Why?
– BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIBERTINE WRITER (yeah I swear that she told me that, LOL)
– Excuse me ? No it is not true
– YES YOU APPROACHED ME ON ADOPTE THEN YOU POKED ME ON FB, DON’T LIE I KNOW IT’S YOU”
Flash back, a girl had abused me because I had used a catchy line on Adopte and exactly the same on FB except that I had not recognized her. In fact, we spoke to each other on Adopt and I had sent her a poke with the exact same line in the same time, it was rather funny. What a mess, really needs that I look better to who I try to pick up on the Internet. In brief, she was ready for the foursome.

Thus here we were, we got ready to destroy both asses when suddenly her cousin and all her family came to lecture us, to tell us that the Muslims do not do that and to threaten to wait for us outside in front of the club. The kind of people “she wants you but it is us who decide thus she will do nothing and if you try something in spite of that we kill you”. No seriously, some big shit, this mentality. That makes everybody live in the frustration and thus, eventually, in the hatred. We decided to tell her ” finally no, you are a lot of annoy
– No I am 25 years old so I do what I want.
– Yeah but no, seriously we want to give love and we collect hatred and in addition your cousin sputters me in the mouth it is very unpleasant”. Then needs to say that in the light “not of the club” she was not really cute. I think that it was a blessing in disguise, finally.

Then, we continued to hunt in the street. So GBP said “I have 2 guys and this evening exceptionally I share them. Are you interested ?
– Often: no I have a boyfriend (if you listen to them, they always have a boyfriend when you bring them out of their comfort zone, it is their so-called unstoppable excuse which justifies that they do not take the risk of living an exceptional thing)
– Or: I prefer him or I prefer the other one (while we had not asked them to choose nor anything – it was not always the same that they preferred so that is cool, needs to underline that Padawan and me, we are really different).

In brief, we did fail. It was obvious that most of the girls wanted, in fact, but they are pussies in their head. To do things properly, would need to invite them at home under a shitty pretext and then to warm them but it is a little bit a traitor’s method. And the pact said that we would fuck all together or nothing then I put my most beautiful pajamas and fall asleep.

Nightcap. May the God of the Game be with you !