Author: Fabrice Julien PUA

21st May 2013,

Well I have just passed an interview for a job. With the girl who wants to take me as escort-boy for the marriage of I-don’t-remember-who. Apparently I succeed, thus at the end of June I leave for a trip in her rich family.

She directly came at my place  : it is necessary to say that I used the routine of the questions on FB with her (a thing I just invented) and that it has turned her on a little. In my memories, she was not THAT hot but cute and very nice… when she arrived : I saw a classy girl, with charm, an attractive nose, well-dressed and everything (and big tits). In fact, she is the master of a society of construction sites thus she makes masons be hard all day long. I thus had to screw her for all the guys who masturbate by thinking of their boss by going home from work. Well, I fucked her two minutes after she penetrated into my apartment.

About sexual life also: yesterday, I tried to pick up a girl on FB and took her number… today, we texted all morning long and at noon she was at my home : I touched her up and everything. I was not able to fuck her because of my roommate and also because I have only one hour to eat before going back to work. I just tested a new approach of the women, more direct… apparently I am on the right way !

About love life now, I met a girl who could fill my side “I need attention and tenderness” but a single woman will never be able to satisfy me sexually… I am now persuaded of this fact (at least now that I am young and full of ardour). She is cute, very tall 6ft06 and has the same personality than me… We have a lot of fun together, we really like very much each other, there is a fucking connection between us. Well, I am going to disappoint you now, she is in Sydney (lucky girl) and comes back only at the end of July thus at the moment we only talk on FB, Skype and on the phone (we send naughty pictures too). Having said that, she wants that I belong totally to her, she tells me that she does not bang Australians and is jealous when I tell her that I go out. I agree, it is unthinkable, and a relation which begins like that, bad departure. What’s to be done then? Lying to her? I would hate that. To put her in an open relation? She doesn’t want (she doesn’t want that I can compare her then wants to be able to get fat and that I continue to fuck her all the same). To give up downright? I don’t know.

About professional life, I leave for Paris next week, an audit with my boss. This guy who is one of more powerful bosses of France likes me very much and wants to hire me… Nice.

About health, I have been sick one entire week again. It sucks. Seriously, in May, I only went out ONCE, it was for the medical party. That’s it. Shit shit shit. I hope that I will be in great shape now. This morning I had 35°C of fever, not a bug of the thermometer… Very strange! What explains so certainly that it was not the best fuck of my life with the girl of the marriage there.

About being scandalous now, I sent the following message to all the girls whom I missed these last two months. In brief, those who like me, those I kissed but who lost their interest in me : “well I really want to bang you. I can’t stop imagining you sucking me. Come to my place this WE”. Seriously I sent it to 10 girls, I’m waiting now. At the moment : only 3 insulted me, the others didn’t answer.

Seriously, these poor pussies deserve this punishment. There are girls like that, who are satisfied because they have kissed me (or even not sometimes) just because they think that they can have me in their bed. The fact of knowing (or rather to believe) that they can have me in their bed : I have the impression that it validates them as well as to really have me… The truth is that these girls do not worth it : the proof is that they did not do it (even if I would have been probably willing they have not enough moral strength and thus they piss me off thus they disappoint me and cannot have me anymore). They imagine a lot of scenarios saying that I am not cute enough, or that I didn’t do the right thing, or that they do not really want it, or that they look for a serious relationships only or other bullshit… But the truth is somewhere else like in X-Files. Needs to ask the good question, for example “why a girl in her right mind would refuse orgasms with a guy she likes a minimum ? No reason.” Because YES they like us a minimum from the moment we kissed, we flirt by message and more… The truth is that these girls are not in their minds : they freak out, are frustrated, conditioned, submitted to the social pressure, cockblocked by their jealous friends and no able to take the good decisions alone, prefer staying in their zone of comfort (look for excuses instead of finding ways) and everything. My duty is not to loosen you up eh… Know miss that when I try to pick you up, I test you. And what often emerge from these tests it is that you have a big mouth but nothing in the panties (but don’t I hold it against you, a lot of guys do the same thing, they have just a big mouth too). You think you have the power but it is in your head, eh, finally if an illusion can satisfy you, I don’t care because I know what you miss. Other girls will be more intelligent and will seize the opportunity. I know what you lose, and to what extent it is stupid from your part. But I can do nothing more for you there… If you manage to convince yourselves that it is better that way, good for you.

For once, not too many thoughts, neither of philosophic claptrap nor anything. Just goodbye and good night (good fuck for the most fortunate)! May the God of the Game be with you!

15th May 2013,

There is fortnight, a fucking biatch shoot me in the package (while we were both naked). Pure clumsiness? I doubt about it: the same chick asked me ten minutes later to slap her face very hard. Violent sex is good, but there are certain parts of the body that it should be forbidden to touch, like in boxing (too bad that nobody did write a regulation about that, I will maybe do it).

So, my testicles hurt, I suffered martyr by sitting down and tutti quanti. That also burned me when I pissed, I even believed I had a STD then I went to make the tests: nothing, dance of the victory in front of the doctor. The Calvary (nasty bruise in the balls) lasted all the same more than two weeks during which I gave up going out. I was too much put under stress and a little dulled. But finally, stepping back from it all, having stopped nights out and sex during 1000 years and now my modjo is back. No secret there: when saturation comes, it is a good idea to take holidays to avoid the burn out and then to come back in the match with envy… Because without envy, no conviction, and without conviction, no seduction.

I started again fucking sexfriends since Monday… and yesterday, with Padawan, we motivated to go to the party of the end of exams P1 of medicine in Marseille. Atmosphere Seth Gueko in the car “I hope that are you a squiring woman because I am a frogman”. Arrived over there, full full club, the human heat made us transpire at once. I had to remove my shirt to survive. It seems that I would have said a day “the inhabitants of Marseilles we don’t give a damn, we have no logistic to fuck them except in the car so I game in a hard way here”. Padawan knew how to remind it to me, then well, I have gamed in a hard way.

At first I was still too soft, I asked the girls “we kiss each other?” But it didn’t work too much, even if one gave me a hug. Then, the atmosphere began to warm, some put themselves in bra then, well, I said to myself that I had to cross a speed to be the most scandalous of the party. I have a reputation to hold, fuck. Loose, some approaches which I tied, for sport:
– Why are you still dressed, you?
– Undress.
– Get naked.
– Are you straight ? Yes, well, kiss me then.
– Come to see me later, I want to kiss you.
– Would you like to kiss me?
– Have you already drunk a glass of cyprine? (By giving her a glass of water)
– Hello, I am gay, so show me your boobs.
– Do you have a girlfriend for me?
– And many others, but I forgot (updated: I also dried my hands on the nape of the neck of a girl and introduced as Tarzan to another one)…

Well, then, the first girl whom I kissed : I had approached her friend on the dancefloor by saying to her “hello, why are you still dressed you?” I don’t remember what she answered and I said “well, we kiss each other? ” She answered “no, my boyfriend is right here.
– Have you a friend for me then?
– Yes, look, meet Joanne.” Joanne was not bad, rather tall. “Hello, we kiss each other?
– Why?” And at this moment, without answering, I turned her head and kissed her. It is the technique I learned from looking at Cajun, this PUA who put everything on the body language. After a moment, I asked her “well, what do we do now?
– We dance maybe?
– No, I don’t want to… dance with my buddy if you want and take my facebook, me I am too lazy to take yours”. We shall see if she adds me. Kiss on the cheek, I have bodyrocked to the next target because I felt that there was no way to go farther with her.

Still on the dancefloor, I asked a girl “are you straight?” And she was afraid. I’m not kidding, she moved back and everything … She didn’t want to talk to me anymore nor anything and avoided me, it was very funny! In fact both first ones whom I asked it were very surprised and it became my challenge to succeed in kissing a girl with this line… “challenge accepted” ! I needed ten minutes to do so but it was in approaching a very hot girl (a tall thin brunette with blue eyes) that it worked. “Are you straight?
– Huuu, yes …
– Then we can kiss.” Kiss closed. I told her to take my facebook, same thing than with the other one, kiss on the cheek and bodyrocking towards other meadows potentially more green to graze because her friend started to cockblock.

Quick passage in the smoker area. I perceived the girl whom I had kissed in the medical party of December, I went to say hello and stole her a kiss in the stride. Six slaps in my mouth. Padawan counted. There, I began to be as good as my reputation: I make actions which require a monstrous nerve and I don’t care. I push away the limits of the socially admitted…

I went everywhere in the club, I fell on a group of 5 and I said to them “I am sorry girls I am gay”. Then I saw one I liked. I went to see her, and said “would you like to kiss me?” She said yes with the head, kissclose. She hadn’t her phone then I was obliged to take her facebook. I hope that Zucky is not going to block me: he likes deactivating me when I add too many girls in a row. Kiss on the cheek, bodyrocking towards the bar. My phone fell on the ground, I lost my shell. Motherfucka, that will teach me what happen when I break my own rules. Especially for a girl whom I am probably never going to fuck…

My following line was “when you will be fed up being with your friends, come to see me”. I got some “yes”. And when I re-crossed them, I said to them “well, we kiss each other now?” I had a kiss on the cheek and a real kiss. Explanation of the kiss: I have saw again an intoxicated blonde and ordered her “well, kiss me”. Kiss closed. I have seen her a little later “Again?
– Again! ” Kiss. She too, I took her facebook. Fuck, they have the damned mania to leave their telephone in their bag, and their bag in the changing room. At the same time, we cannot blame them for that, they cannot guess that they are going to meet Cyprineman !!!

The last but not the least, an aixoise. I crossed her, “undress
– But I just did it right now, you didn’t see?
– No, too bad.” She stayed and started talking about her work and about others uninteresting things then I persuaded her that I was in P1, that I had arrived 128th to the competition and that I wanted to be a dentist “oh, like me”. I proposed her “well, we kiss ?” she got closer and everything, our lips touched, small smack in the corner of the lips, “it is too easy, come we are going to talk in another corner. ” Well. It is her who left after a moment it was boring. A short thin brunette who had excessively turned me on by getting topless earlier in the party. It was not a passionate kiss or something like I would like to do to Clara Morgane, but it was a good thing. I was scandalized to learn that during their “crit” some medical students make stripteases.

I tried a crash&burn on a waitresses but it did not work. Otherwise, for the customers, as usual a lot of sluts who did not even answer to me or who took a disgusted air like if I was a monster. One who even had the damn nerve to ask me “You take yourself for Don Juan you?
– No, for Barney Stinson.” Bam, in teeth. Having said that, the most part laughed, and repeated to their friend. The worst of the worst : those girls in the smoker area. I wanted to do the 10, naturally that worked on nobody (when the first ones refuse, the others follow the movement: reputation / imitation / effect of group). But three last ones killed me “what does he want, he is so disgusting! Very ugly !!!
– Shut up silly bitch! “. I put her KO verbally then I left before getting irritating for good : like if I was disgusting, I have thousands of fans on Facebook… fuck… among whom some who think that I look like Enrique Iglesias or Josh Hartnett, needs not to mess around! Of course I know that everybody doesn’t like me, but they cannot say that I’m a ugly, there is a good margin between both things. I guess that everything is in the approach, in fact… They kill me those big shits who treat you like shit and who later proudly make out with really disgusting riff-raff on the dancefloor in no catholic positions (understand that without garment, there would be copulation). In brief, fuck off, my inner game is  top: few years ago, this kind of reflections would have affected me, but not now, that flows on me as a stream of cyprine on the head of an AFC after an inconvenient feminine ejaculation.

End of night, with number 3. She danced in a hot way, she came down and everything, I felt hard for the first time of the evening, FINALLY. Padawan took a picture. Looked like she did not really want to have sex then she kissed rather badly : the kind of girl who probably put teeth when she blows you, as in Twilight… then I left. Just before leaving her, a dude approached her and I said “be careful with my sister, eh” he turned heels without even trying anything. Ridiculous the dudes sometimes! To finish, with Padawan, we put our presales in the boobs of a girl. Then she fell in the entrance. Mythical. 6 am, in my bed “fuck, I work tomorrow, well I mean, today…”

So : 5 kiss and 5 Facebook. I am rather proud to have thought of taking their coordinates. We shall see if this business eventually pays. Finally, I want to say, these kisses in parties mean nothing eh. Sometimes girls are drunk, or some girls kiss guys to have free drinks. A kiss after a date on a sunny afternoon, I agree that can mean something but a kiss during parties : it is shit, it is nothing if you want my opinion. A lot of guys are satisfied with kissing girls and everything, they feel validated, their ego is OK and everything… but, guys, keep in mind that they kiss their best gay friend too! Pff…

In my sight: a girl who wants to use me as escort boy for a wedding (remember the party at Lionel’s place), a very tall chick (6ft07) who writes texts and makes jokes in the same style as me, another girl I had kissed in a pub one year ago who has just broke up and sends me messages (as if by chance) and Marie of medicine who woke up from a long sleep. Otherwise, I guess that Precious stone started doing sport, she is hotter than before.

I just would like to develop two things before putting the full stop:
– First of all a reflection on the reputation of the girls. They are absolutely anxious to protect it, not like us. As illustration: yesterday, the DJ had his computer out of order, then he said “all the guys toples!!! ” (No problems they did it) and “all the girls in bra”: no one did. These suckers then sang “and the DJ, and the DJ, he is gay”. In brief, it is not that they are less naughty nor that they do not like turning us on eh really needs to be a virgin AFC and well-thinking to believe that. It is just the social pressure which makes that they prefer to frustrate rather than anybody can think that they are sluts.
– The second thing (I jump from one subject to another): Cajun is a PUA who worked in a zoo. He was formed to tame panthers who would escape, without weapon only with his BL. If they feel the slightest fear, he would be dead… then he had the idea to apply it to women, successfully! I study his technique at the moment!!! I shall write certainly a book about that if I become good at body language and if this method has results in France too.

Morality:
– The cash-game works in Marseille like in Aix. In my opinion, it works everywhere. Having balls, it pays. I specify that because : the Coach of Marseille when he goes night-clubbing and that he kisses 1 or 2 girls he is really satisfied (then even he fucks something like 10-15 girl maximum a year) thus he told me that I could not do the same thing I do in Marseille IE kissing dozens of girls in a party /banging around thirty women a year). I hope to open his eyes a little and that he gets that he still has some blocking thoughts. Like for example when he tells me “KissClose and FuckClose it is almost the same value : in both cases the girl wants you”… no, that is extremely false, this is not at all the same level of intimacy, persuasion, seduction. This same coach of Marseille who told me that his objective in Game is to seduce 100 % of the girls he approaches… yeah… he still believes in the miracle solution (“yeah and if it doesn’t work it is because you didn’t do it correctly”). It is obviously impossible eh just because we have no influence on the girls we approach (their faiths, their religion, their lifestyle, their education, etc.) I suspect him of Gaming for the bad reasons (ego, bragging about the girls he screws, giving lessons to show to the others how they are shit) instead of simply wanting to show what is possible and to help the others… I like him and he is sexually better than 90 % of the guys but it is necessary to do not take him too much seriously for example when he tells that he is a coach while he just gave 5 lessons to a guy for 10€ the night or although that he is a model while he paraded in a thing of his village. I think of developing him a little more later because the character is interesting. And I hope that he will consider my remarks when he will read that (I am maybe wrong) and that he will maybe improve his game thanks to it…
– The girls, when you talk to them in clubs, let you almost always a luck… I mean that they generally listen to what a stranger has to say to them even if when you finished they do not always answer. I am fascinated by that, finally I want to say, when they see me arriving they know very well that I am going to approach them needs not to mess around thus even if they are not interested, they leave you all the same a luck to show a very good game (I mean at least a chance to say what they want to hear and that really depends on people). Good to know.
– Padawan saw frequently Valou during more than a week. They saw each other practically every evening, went to the restaurant together and everything. They had not spoken about it but for her, they were in couple… then when he told her that he went with me picking up girls in a medical party, she flew into a rage, insulted him (jerk etc.), insulted me (big jerk) and blocked him on FB. I thus invite people who are in the same case to have a frank discussion, and not to behave like if they were in couple when they are not because even if we tell them “we are not a couple” and that we behave like if we were a couple… because they are emotional and not logical creatures, they consider you as committed. Padawan told me “I don’t want to be in couple, but I want that when she is with me she feels like a princess”… it’s harder than torture for them! And lying is not an option.

So, kisses. May the God of the Game be with us (and with your spirit) !

25th April 2013,

« I want to kiss your tits » that’s what I sent by text message to the girl of last Saturday evening. We spoke a little by messages and everything then we decided to date yesterday evening, at about 9 pm (finally rather 9:30 pm according to my time zone of eternal latecomer) to have a drink. « Allô !! You want to kiss my tits but you don’t come !! Non mais allô quoi !!! » that’s what I received because I was late. A girl full of humor, so.

We settled down to have a drink but she began to piss me off, to say that the waiter did not go rather fast, to repeat me that she had nothing to do there, that it wasn’t her place, that her guy had just broke up and that we had nothing to say to each other. She also pissed me off because I drank some wine and not some beer like all the suckers she is certainly used to flirt with (here, the beer is an insult for the beer eh it is a 5€ mix between water and piss). That put me uncomfortable to see her so ill-at-ease, then I let her drink a lot. She told me “I don’t understand why you wanted to see me again” thus : a fucking LSE, as we (don’t) like them. She also told me weird things like for examples “you look like a charming psychopath”, “fucking me will not be a victory for you but for me because my ex did not touch me for 3 months” and “my ex was casted for [I don’t remember which TV show] because he was really hot and handsome”. I don’t care about all of this, that is not going to make me have complexes eh I am too old to compare with other guys…

Three beers later, in another pub, I started to see again the funny and sparkling girl who had tempted me to destroy her ass the last WE. We started talking to two guys of the table close by and to propose them a threesome. In brief, we persuaded them that we were libertines and everything and that we looked for a second guy to prepare her in sandwich. The guy who was aimed had a girlfriend but she was away for the WE then he was OK, he gave us his number.  The other guy was little bit disappointed that we didn’t propose him anything then he told us that he could film us. I bet he is just a big mouth…

The deal seemed sealed when three grandpas passed in front of us and this madwoman shouted out to them. They were something like fifty years old: two engineers and an American. We asked their opinion on several topics “a doggy style without spanking, is like a rap without swearword?” And they were fun and everything. They asked me what I did for a living, I answered “I am a rapper and I have more flow than a squirting woman”.

As a result, we spent the night with the both guys and the three grandpas. One of the grandpas had to work early the next day then he left early but before leaving he tried something “have you already kissed a grandpa ?” She answered “no” and he kissed my girl under my eyes. I was shocked. She too stayed open-mouthed. Having said that, he a little called me back to order, ’cause when I do some crash and burn, really needs that I don’t wait for the authorization of the girl : I rather have to launch my kiss opener and approach her lips. Forcing them a little will be more productive in my opinion (answer during the next session). The bottom line is : making her say no or kissing her will be more productive than waiting that she says yes.

At this moment, I guess that she sincerely wondered if I still wanted to screw her. As a result, she made big efforts to seduce me : even if she enjoyed making three greying tail hard, it is on my cock that she wished to jump at the end of night. She then approached three girls of 16 years old “we are in second year of high school” who went that way. We nattered them that we worked for Alexia Laroche-Joubert, that we scheduled TV shows and the teenagers were totally in. They were cute, the little pussies.

I was fed up with it at a given moment, then I said “baby come home with me I want to fuck you hard”. We went to my place under the envious eyes of the male population of the bar and she started to freak out. “I am not going to come back with you and everything, it is better, no? I am too much afraid, I don’t know anymore how to do that”. Once naked, she wanted to drink, not me. Since the beginning, she didn’t stop saying a thing then the opposite, then that pissed me  off so I took her in a bestial way. We fucked, without condom, fuck off. She sucked me, it was cool, otherwise the rest of the rodeo was not that good. At a given moment, this big clumsy person put me a kick of knee in the package by turning around, it hurts. On the other hand, she told me “hurt me harder”, ” give me slaps” and “fuck my mouth!!! Fuck my mouth!!!” So, she wanted me to strike her and that I offend her by fucking her. I did it. (Many girls are in fact subdued sexually, it is in their deep nature I believe, I also think here of the red-haired who wants to give me a boobjob and that I finish on her face.) She explained me that she felt guilty towards her guy and everything and asked me if I was in love with her… true story ! I laughed at this moment, and she didn’t like it then she got dressed and left.

Otherwise, it was a good good night, I had a lot of fun and I eventually fucked her in spite of the fact that she is tortured. Fortunately moreover, because an alcoholized evening without sex it is as useless as a limp phallus in front of a neck of the womb. So, another very special girl tasted my dick. No regret, it is the most important.

May the God of the Game be with us !

22nd April  2013,

Hello friends, let’s review the WE which has just ended. Needs that I tell you my date of Saturday afternoon with one of the blondes of the Champagne Showers, that I tell you where I am with the SPU and that I explain you how I was sucked by thirty-year old woman engaged/tortured.

On Friday : nothing, not enough energy to go out, the arms anesthetized by too much body-building. It is at 4:45 pm that I felt asleep by going out of the work. I slept till 9:45 pm then hung out on the computer with Cat till 4 hours. I even remember that I masturbated in front of Daredorm. Nothing very glorious, thus.

1) On Saturday afternoon : a freezing cold outside, if you want to know everything. I went to buy some great clear foundation cream, some mascara and teeth of vampire for the disguised party taking place that evening. Then, in the afternoon, I had a date with the blonde of the Champagne Showers who had contacted me again. We have talked a lot, in particular of the waiter who took the virginity of the girl of the ice cubes. Thus, certain girls like him for the “small celebrity” which he acquires in this social environment, then also he is cool, and especially they do it to brag in front of their friends and everything and to go in the club for free. So, being a waiter is maybe a strategic place if it is in an environment like that where the girls have a lot of cash thus are hot for the greater part but well it is a little bit humiliating all the same then here we are. With that said, so much the better if that allows AFC to bang hotties “they become the prize” without moving their ass. To note that they are not at all superior to PUAs : when they quit their job or move or whatever, they will be probably deprived of cyprine. The important thus is drawing the attention, that people talk about you. So, otherwise, the girl of the Showers told me being inactive sexually for quite a while … We shall see if I am going to destroy her pussy : I suggested her to come fucking to my place next week, she did not look against in theory, maybe she will contact me again… Maybe not. In any case, I am not going to fight for her, I don’t care : she is not a rare pearl even if she has got charm. I went home, cooled as a frozen food Findus and she too. In front of my door “I say goodbye to you” she approached like to give a kiss on the cheek to me. I evaded her and took her in my arms, I felt her squeezing me then I turned her face to me with the hand. Kiss. Day lesson: A girl who wishes that you kiss her can try all the same to give you a kiss. Where from the importance of the test of congruence.

Bracket facebookienne here: I shall be unblocked on Tuesday evening, so I am going to be able to begin again to poke in all-out. I believe that I am going to begin with the participants of last Showers, maybe that I shall persuade some that we kissed each other during the party or something. But I hope not being re-blocked … At the moment, I also question my registration on Adopt. I want to say, I have a free account it is cool and everything but I don’t connect there any more too much. Moreover, the girl of the Showers told me that there are lots of other guys who made girl’s profile like me, I am disappointed, I considered myself as original. Then, it is a real pain to me to go there, women make difficulties in virtual and everything while in street pick-up, that becomes concrete quickly. On the other hand, I like very much meeting in bars some girls to whom I spoke on Adopt, that breaks the ice and I kiss them rather quickly generally. But making a trip for a girl of Adopte without having seen her to go have a drink? That doesn’t really interest me. Last thing: the girls from Adopte, we find them generally on FB, then why not centralizing everything ?

2) Let’s talk about street pick-up now, I gave myself until May 15th to fuck a girl from the street but I believe that I am going to fail. Seriously, I have not even started to go hunting, I have not the time, then this city is quite small it is a fucking loss of time we re-meet all the time the same people … I am ashamed to look for excuses like that but that’s life. I don’t even see when I could go to have a walk to meet women between the work, the sport, the food-shopping, the dates and everything. But needs that I regain self-control. A challenge is a challenge. I need a string kick in the ass, if you want my opinion. If you have tips …

3) On Saturday evening, not very motivated, I disguised as a vampire for the birthday of Valentine. Why not very motivated? Roughly, I already banged her best friend who was present and I felt that she was going to stick me all night long. As for myself, I like very much the new women… Then also, I believed that it was in an apartment that I would have been able to vandalize but in fact it was in the VIP area of a bar. To tell you everything I went there because I more or less connected my buddy Padawan with Valou. In any case, it was a fucking good night.

Well, the place was classy and everything. But it is especially the friends of Valou that made me hallucinate. Only hot girls, dressed in an exciting way. Less hot were just cute and the others although vulgar or bimbos (they would gladly write a thesis on the duckface) were nice for doggystyle. Then here we were, about ten naughty girls deserving widely their mention “I would like very much to submit you as a dog to punish you for being also haughty and superficial but nice and hot”. Well, an atmosphere favoring heat and fucking : rosé made us drunk, eating olives while the girls waddled on a not bad music for once. Only adistributor of condoms was missing.

– There was Valoche, tall very nice blonde with a nice face dressed in marine mode. She would have been able to maneuver my rudder when she wanted. I moreover gave her two or three hands in the butt, like that just for fun.
– There were three girls who would have been able to participate in Les Anges de la télé réalité as Nabila’s clone. Two policewomen and a panther. Very superficial girls if you want my opinion, but so much that they tempt me to suck their fake tits. I would have spent 48 hours in station at sight with these policewomen. And the panther, she can eat me alive. Groar.
– The BFF of Valou was here, the girl of the street-fucking, dressed like a gendarme girl. Fuck I have probably a problem with the authority because frankly that damn made me hard all this shit. I wanted to handcuff her then to sodomize her. Moreover, with her bat, we had distributed some spanking with Padawan.
– Eva Longoria was there, dressed in serviceman with a little black camouflage on cheeks as if she wanted to go unnoticed when she sucks in a dark alley, or in the heart of the forest. Damn… role-playing games like that, make me crazy. Eva, I am willing to become your gardener.
– There was an a little bit crazy girl disguised as feminine Cowboy thus in Cowgirl. I would have played well the role of her Jolly Jumper but I learnt that she was in couple for two years and engaged. An alive and kicking, sparkling, openly funny and pleasant girl. She set fire (without lighter) by pissing off everybody with the song of Patrick Sébastien “la danse des sardines” or I do not know what. Really open-minded, she spoke to everybody, danced as if she was a guy by making movements of pond with her gun between the legs which hung weakly as a big pair of too heavy testicles. I guess that she pretended to sodomize her big buddy who got hooked. It is the false mustache which probably made her feel like she had so much testosterone (I think that I made a mono eyebrow with her mustache at a given moment).
– There were two other boring girls (always boring people everywhere), one was pregnant : the girl useless. Besides she gave me headache so I prefer to erase her of my memory.
– There were two AFC: a transparent lean young and a big nice fat guy.

At a given moment, I stole a pistol with plastic balls and fired at the DJ. A guy at a table next to us opened big eyes because of the girls, in fact they all drooled : poor people were three guys with only one chick and an ugly one. I also shot them. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. I also aimed at Eva’s low-cute : it was funny because she opened it a little more when I missed. At a given moment I succeed, shit!!!!!

One of the bimbos was completely on me : ah but you write about sex? You are the new Carry Bradshaw in fact. And it seems that you are a good fuck and everything according to the girl-of-the-street-fucking blah blah blah. That would have almost made me hard all this.

At a moment, we took advantage of the show with Padawan (disguised as serviceman with his raybans) quietly sat on a big red sofa. I believe that we looked like two pimps watching at their whores. Class.

I made a photo with two policewomen. I persuaded them that I had 120000 fans on FB, then needed that they make themselves beautiful and sexy for me to make a photo for my fans. One said “Wait can I put more red lipstick before?” Big LOL.

Well. I had to kick the ass of Padawan because instead of taking care of Valou (who was not happy : “he is embedded in my birthday and he prefers the policewomen but I don’t care I have a date later”) he hung out outside doing I don’t know what. “Fuck go talking to her and make a physical escalation.
– But I have the impression that it’s dead … She says that she wants a serious relation and everything …
– But shut up and do what I said. Trust acts, not words… and trust me”.

I spoke with the Cowgirl, cute but wearing a false mustache. “Valou is jealous that he does not try to pick her up.
– I am jealous too.
– I can try to pick you up if you want.
– Oh yes.
– But are you not engaged?
– Ah no (tidying up her ring in her pocket) not tonight.
– Well, I shall kiss you later.
– You know that you really look like Orelsan?
– OK, you want that we see each other for the Valentine’s Day? [it is a famous song  by Orelsan in France : suck me for Valentine’s day]
– Are you suggesting me blowing you?
– Yes. It is human, right?”

Meanwhile, Padawan wanted to take a photo with the gendarme then well I kissed her for the picture it was funny. Except that the Cowgirl saw it. “But you are mean, you said that you were going to try to pick me up and you kiss the girl-of-the-street-fucking.
– Don’t worry, when has it it for one has it it for two.” Hand on the butt, smile, it’s good.

Later, we quickly stopped at the girl’s of the Street Fucking (she lives in the street where all the bars are) because the girls wanted to make beautiful to go to the club. OKAY. Problem: one single key for all the group and the front door did not stop closing. So the gendarmette rocked the keys of 3rd stage and I caught them in my hat (great practical the hat I guess that I am going to use it as peacoking even if it is a little bit commonplace). I got them every time, and with several drinks of rosé in the blood besides. Will need to explain to me how I did it, it’s maybe the body-building which makes more skillful.

Coming out from nowhere and attracted by this commotion, Lolotte (the supposed couchsurfer I had kissed in her bathroom) came to say hello to me. I just wanted to kiss her like that in the staircases of the gendarmette there but it would have not been decent. So I proposed her “hey wait I want to show you something in the stairs, just wait two minutes”. Seriously, she would have come in with me, I would have kissed her there like that against a wall that would have been magic. I wonder how she would have reacted? In brief, she was with 3 guys (ugly AFC if you want my opinion but I have a little the hatred at the moment I find everybody very ugly except my buddies) who grumbled to wait that the girl of the street fucking sends keys again because they had their stuff at Lolotte’s apartment. She told me “I call you back in 10 minutes and we see each other”. She never did it, of course bitch, nevertheless I had read in her eyes that she wanted that I kiss her. Will understand who will can, maybe she made an orgy with her 3 Bob. I have the impression to be on her waiting list and I don’t like that. It is me the prize, motherfucka. She deserves that I screw another one of her friends.

In fact, it is maybe a good thing because, as a result, I came into the building with the Cowgirl. We both were in staircases and I told her “it is here that we kiss each other?
– No.” I did it all the same, she liked very much. Passage to the gendarmette’s flat, go clubbing.

Padawan finally used his testicles and kissed Valou on the dancefloor, me the Cowgirl again, and the girl of the Street-Fucking grumbled “go for it if you want to bang him, in any case he is a toy”. Hurtful with that. Our two hens paid to us to drink, it is a little the class. My 29-year-old girl said “it is my first treacherous party”. I laughed “I love first times”. I so much warmed her that she admitted “I have a guy for two years, he didn’t touch me for 3 months, I feel like if I am his roomate, I really want to have sex but I can’t. You excite me too much touching me up like that, stop, that too much tempts me.” Padawan took the photo, it is a little our new game : photographing us when we kiss chicks.

Around 4 o’clock, we discussed outside “I am cold I lost my jacket.
– OK pass at my home I will give you one.
– OK but we will not fuck.
– OK.” On our way, I caught her by her legs, lifted her and put her on a window to warm her “fuck it has been 10 years since I waited that a man finally stick me to a wall”.

Arrived at my home, I took off her top and her bra. I took off my pullover too. I led her in my room. She had hard tits, I licked her nipples, I kissed it and everything. “I can’t do that, I am religious.
– Undress me”. She opened my pants and took it off. “Fuck there is an almost naked man on me there and I can’t fuck him. Besides, you are a hottie.” She touched my cock. I managed to put my hand in her pants but she deeply removed it (the hand not the pants unfortunately). I had time all the same to feel that she was wet. She suddenly got up and pretended having to get dressed. I brought her down to the ground . We got up both on knees. “Don’t you want me?
– Fuck yes I want you, guess what, I want to shake you, to suck you and to fuck you.
– Do it.
– I can’t.
– You just have you to tell me “yes” and I force you. Say it.
– I can not, I can not, I can not, I can not, fuck.
– I want to lick you.
– Stop saying what I want to hear…
– You are not going to leave in this state all the same?” She eyed my dick in erection. “You make me have a good laugh with your hard cock.
– You are responsible for it.
– Fuck it has been 3 months since I didn’t make a guy hard like that. ” She came down and took me in her mouth during 1 minute. She did it again twice “Fuck I am going to go sleeping next to my guy while I took your cock in my mouth”. She sucks well, it’s too bad that I am not a premature ejaculator because she quickly regained self-control. “I have to leave immediately”. Nothing to do, she left as a fury with one of my jackets. I received a text twenty minutes later. “Do you remember me? Sorry having left like that. We see again each other on Tuesday? I want you so much.” Seriously, I don’t see what that changes that we fucked this evening or that we fuck on Tuesday but fine. It is the logic of the chicks. Another thing there which scared me I thought again about it just now, she told me “I am 29 years old, I want kids, and you just want to fuck me, but I have to leave my guy before, I mean I guess, I don’t know, I can’t do that, I am religious…” In the meantime, I fell asleep on the tripod. Maybe I should say “and your guy if he doesn’t fuck it is that he is probably fucking someone else?” But I do not like being the black angel who announces bad news. Then I masturbated, twice. Once thinking of her. Once thinking of Nabila’s double, the policewoman. I don’t think that I can validate this blowjob because I didn’t finish, what do you think ? Oh, just at the moment both girls of Saturday have just contacted again me, business picks up again.

From their part, Padawan and Valou slept at the gendarmette’s place (they fucked as expected). And the girl of the streeet-fucking came with a sort of tall Chinese, a real AFC who went to buy her fags at 4 am at the other end of the city for an hypothetical fuck but she didn’t give him anything. Another shit who understand nothing to women…

Long live to the Game!

18th April 2013,

Last Friday, I spent the night with the red-haired girl. I am going to be quick because I don’t want to be long : she had her periods and everything but wanted my cock then she told me “somebody has to take advantage of it” then sucked me and swallowed. A naughty girl (in a relationship) like we like them. She sucks very well, because she greases my cock effectively, I have the impression to be in a vagina.Nice !

Since Monday, it is the holidays for all the teenagers but I work. I do my internship and everything, I am disgusted. Well, not grave, I went out all the same because there was a special event. It was the republication of the Champagne Showers in Aix and I had won again two places by making invits on FB for the organizers (it is the party where I kissed 12 girls in a raw in February). That was worth it a priori, then I have lied to my boss by telling him that I was at a customer’s the following morning to be able to snooze quiet with Cat. With that said I didn’t want to come back with a chick because kicking her out and going to work would have been a bad adventure. And yeah, I am a responsible boy. 😉

Well, this time it was a little bit different from last time … First of all, because I was with my buddy Padawan while the last time I was the Coach. Then also, there was less people (but had a lot all the same). Finally, the atmosphere seemed to me a little less hot. In brief, the morality is: it’s a bad idea to make a party on Monday evening because the problem when there are no many hot pussies is that we quickly approached them all.

At the beginning, we wanted to play it soft, except that I do not know how to play soft for a long time. I thus quickly made a crash&burn, but unfortunately not on the scale of the last time with Coach. At the beginning I was a little blocked, but Padawan made the first approach (thank you bro) and then I set the animal which slumbers in me free. I tested a variant in the catch phrase (opener): the last time we said “would you like to kiss me?” And this time I shortened “we kiss?”. Simply.

The first girl who heard a “we kiss?” was the kind of girl very full of herself. She was rather attractive then arranged in the last fashion this is why she played the prize, waiting for her friends who put their jackets in the changing room. Kind of girl the guys approach in an indirect way to keep their cards hidden because they are intimidated or I do not know what. I arrived in front of her, whispered her both magic words then waited for her reaction. She opened big eyes like if it was really surprising. She seemed to hallucinate when she couldn’t believe her ears and asked me “I didn’t understand can you repeat please? ” I laugh so much : her face was funny then I repeated the question. She had probably said to herself “ah yes I had well heard the first time, he is crazy”. She answered no and everything then had a good laugh. There is a lot who make funny faces in front of this at-least-disconcerting-of-simplicity approach, it was really funny. It is this game that I like very much: simple, playful and full of adrenalin.

In fact, a lot of girls had a good laugh, it was the most wide-spread case. Otherwise a lot of silly bitches there, even one who told me very proud of her something shitty like “ah I don’t think so nooooooooooooooo”. Another one stuck out the tongue to me, true story. One said “I am too old for you” then talked with me 5 minutes over my shoulder. Some girls I had already kissed during previous Shower then I went to see them but most did not remember me. Stop drinking seriously, even if that arranges me when you are disinhibited: I feel hurt in my ego when you have the insult to do not remember my holy tongue. One explained me that it is not like that that I have to do, I think she took me sincerely for a half-witted virgin who does not know how to do with women. One claimed me being a dyke, I told her that I did not believe it and she made a sign like to say you are “knock knock” my poor man. Another one told me “ah but I recognize you, I read your text on FB (I  have just published the FR of February on the page of the event and obtained 10 likes) …
– Ah OK. In brief, we kiss each other?
– No sorry”. Consecration all the same.

Ten approaches for no result and on the point to give up when I was finally able to enjoy the lips of a not bad blonde. I had already spotted her on the dancefloor moreover, good satisfaction. From there I had the second: I asked her, she turned to me and I read in her eyes “What The Fuck” (time that goes up to the brain) I maintained her eye contact and BAM. Second kiss close. Not too bad either, without being orgasmic.

A few minutes later, Padawan made a sign like to tell me “fuck guy she is on adopt this one” by indicating me a chick. Padawan enjoys a capacity to recognize people who are on Adopt by having simply overflying their profile once. This peculiarity applies nevertheless only to Adopte because we made a party with the red-haired once whose photos I had shown him on FB and he had not got that she was her. LOL. In brief, the girl in question: I went to see her by telling her “you are on Adopt you”. She laughed and we spoke a little about that and everything then I told her “we kiss each other ?” and she told me “yes”, “it was not a question”. Later in the evening, we met again and kissed again three or four times, but not enough so that I become hard unfortunately. I took a contact (her FB).

Then, that did not too much work anymore (the technique is awful all the same needs to say it, finally being so direct can work only on girls basically interested then needs to say also that I changed the approach because I did not remember who I had already approached, then I tried “wesh that gass my old woman?” And other shit which I do not absolutely remember. I made quite a lot of bullshit, took advantage of the crowd to give some hands in the butt and finally penetrated into the VIP area. I spoke from above to the girls who were on the dancefloor. I asked some if they wanted to kiss me and everything and those venal whores answered “OK if you invite us at your table.
– OK come”. The thing is I had no table, I was a parasite, then they were all stopped by the bouncer. Punishment mention “not hot enough for the VIP area” for your superficiality. Hurt as lice from whom the owner would use Head&Shoulders, they left dancing at the other end of the club. A girl of the VIP area gave a kiss to me and with the smile besides. Really has there a lot of different kind of girls, nice and silly bitches (but only few understand the second degree). Well, I was kicked out by the big black bouncer mention “nasty squatter stop approaching our girls it is reserved for the rich daddy’s boys”.

I met my buddy, the waiter, who gave me the tickets. I told him “the girl of ice cubes she wants your cock I guess” (she was not here because of exams but she is a buddy whom we have in common who kisses me by putting me ice cubes in the mouth every time). He answered “and she had it moreover since we do not talk to each other anymore too much.” You know, she was supposed to be his BFF. Except that I had got well that she ate his cock by the look. I asked him if that bothered him that I fuck her after and he told me “but she doesn’t want you, she just plays, she told it to me”. To tell the truth I don’t care even if she is hot but I don’t like that one takes me for an idiot because now she is on FB telling me “yeah after my exams we will fuck in the sea and everything” but concretely nothing. As for myself, I trust only acts. The pompon was when he taught me that she acts like that but she doesn’t know anything to sex : she was virgin and he has just recently taken her virginity.

Around 4 o’clock, last minutes in the club, I saw again the girl who is on Adopts and I kissed her decently. I tried to make her come to my place but no way then I contented with kissing her, and with touching up her ass while kissing her. Padawan took a picture, I guess that it is going to become our new game that, to photograph when one kiss girls in a club. Bravo bro, you have just launched a fashion <3! Otherwise one acted a little too much like if she was an inaccessible model then I went to see her and I bothered her “well, you  come over and we make love?” While I did not know her either of Eve or Adam. She was so fed up and told me “no thank you” with a stunned face. My buddy the waiter, sensibly in a relationship, kissed a hottie who waited for him at the exit of the club. I saw her moreover, she was not ugly.

By going out at about 5 am, weather was hot, then we settled on a bench with Padawan, in front of La Rotonde, just to review. He told me that it had motivated him taking so many rakes (rakes : we don’t give a damn because as say the wisdom “if everybody is your customer then nobody is your customer”) and that we were going to practise crash&burn in SPU. He also promised to film me when I shall try a “we kiss each other?” in daytime in the street. In brief, this game is addicting. The seduction is an addicting hobbie in any case. Otherwise, has quite a lot of things there which made me cogitate, and on whom I cogitate another two days later. Five points, mainly.

1/ Why do the girls fantasize over the waiters of this club? Seriously, it is not the summit of the pyramid of the bourgeoisie, it is just waiters, hello. In brief, it is too easy for them and even if crash&burn can be similar to the collection, it is nothing compared to barman’s role or waiter in a club. OK, I am strained on the waitresses also, but it is their subdued side which excites me exactly. The more I think of it and the more it is not logical this thing. A guy even fat and not specially handsome, takes so much value that pure hotties fight for him and wait for him at the exit of the club. Just because he is the focal point in the club? Or it is to brag with their friends? In brief, is this position nevertheless enviable? Because the girls that he bangs are probably not smart, drug-addicts and alcoholics but hot … We always return there… They can even act H2G! The same girls who patronize you we don’t know why, who sometimes are not even cute nor rich want to brag by kissing the waiter… Silly bitches, you deserve sodomy, it would be fun.

2/ The SPU it is the future. It is playful, it is the ultimate weapon of the seducer. Whoever, whenever, wherever, such is my new creed. Look, on Saturday I have a disguised evening, I am going to disguise as vampire, Cyprineman the vampire PUA who bites girls in the neck. We shall see very soon if it works.

3/ A lot of girls put me on waiting list… I have this fucking impression. Among whom in particular the girl of ice cubes, the one who has to come over to suck me express and Pauline. Pauline is the girl I had decided to make wait 10 dates before screwing her… Except that she ignores me since the 8th. Seriously guys, do not play that game and fuck them when the opportunity appears. Stop idealizing the girls, eh, they want sex even if they play the saintly hypocrites… In brief, I think that I will friendzone everyone, tell them “I like you I appreciate our complicity we can kiss from time to time but I think that it is better if we do not go farther” just to see how they will react. But that will work only if I am really desirable: thus I stop alcohol, I do not eat any more in the evening (or only vegetables) and I continue the body-building (3/4 time week). Objective flat stomach and six pack to fuck in the sea at the end of June.

You know, three girls in a night it is not bad. But I am not satisfied by my performance, I wanted to beat my record of 12 of last time… next RDV in June. Having said that, what is the purpose, if I don’t take any contact after having kiss? So, I give myself one month to kiss a girl stemming from the SPU. The thing is I have not a lot of time to dedicate to it, then I am going to try only direct game. Then fuck, needs that I go to Paris to be validated by the CPP to have access to the resources of Snipe (best famous french PUA in my opinion). Concerning intellectual masturbation, I’m reading Game Accelerator 2.0 (I am going to translate it soon) and I learned that the best American PUA who only do it on their life and who have good fields fuck only 9 girls a month the best months.

4/ The following morning, my boss called me at 9 am, nothing crazy, he wanted a code for a computer. I freaked out, I went out on the balcony to pretend I was in the street and took my most woken voice. Otherwise, the blonde of Adopte (yeah I kissed only blondes that night) came talking to me on FB “we spoke to each other yesterday evening, right? I have only vague memories.
– Yes we spoke to each other” then I sent her the photo where we kiss “ah all right”. I gave her my number but I have no desire to get tired to contact her again then I shall see if she calls me this WE. I am the prize, fuck.

After noon my boss waited for me firmly. To congratulate me on the file which I had given him the previous evening to occupy him. So much that the next day we ate together and that I enjoyed what I learned: he is mentalist, who would have suspected it ? We spent two hours doing magic. There are probably three-four women of thirty years that I would fuck gladly at work but here is the problem : my technique is very sexualized, if I cross the white line that can be similar to sexual harassment. I thus prefer to stick to the rules of the office.

5/ Otherwise Arnaud and my married wife always grumble like bastards. And I have a new Spanish neighbor very hot. Will need that I fetch some sugar. Well, also needs that I connect on Adopt, not that I like very much losing my time online instead of going in the street but when I meet them IRL in a bar (the city where I live is not big at all) it is easy to seduce them. Well, I shall re-post another time if I have new things that need to be said.

OKAY KISS YA. May the God of the Game be with you !

10th April 2013,

It is the first time which I write from the office. Paid to speak about ass, I believe that I finally found my vocation.

My internship supervisor took the bad habit to give me work. Then, when he hangs out in the area, I arrange so that he thinks that I am occupied. I am the kind of guy who runs from time to time through the agency by taking a worried air, just to avoid any suspicion. You would see the face I make at the moment, you would doubtless think that I am working to solve the problem of the world hunger (I deserve an Oscar). In brief, telling my WE on a forum of pick up/seduction is the best idea I had to continue to be quiet. Barefoot, of course.

I am thus going to tell you how I flirted with two red-haired persons and a platinum blonde (but not a Latin bomb).

I – On Friday: the American who discovers the frenchkiss

On Friday at 5 pm, by going out of the work, I had no fresh plan. I would have been able to go screwing Precious Stone (a sex friend who harasses me), but that would have been too easy, that does not interest me. I think that what I like very much, it is not so much to have sex but rather to discover new lands. Even if I fuck 10 girls in a month, if there is no 2 or 3 “new”, I do not feel satisfied.

I would have been also able to go to Picard to look for some deep-frozen cods but I preferred to go out in a bar (because after 10pm, in any case, Picard is closed). I made two-three approaches and one was rather nice: had a small fair-haired girl back to me there then I tapped on her shoulder and when she returned, I said “it was to see if you your face was attractive too”. We a little discussed but nothing crazy. Bad pickaxe.

Later, in a club, I spotted a short redhead very skin. I like when there is no fat on a body and this long curly hair tempted me to play with her tongue. She danced, then I went to sit down not far from her. She briefly looked at me of the corner of the eye, briefly smiled then looked away.

Zebbi, if that was not a passive IDI, I don’t know what it was. I was rather cash “Hello, I would like to see again you, give me your FB
– Oh yes” with a delicious American accent. This year, I don’t have a real success with our neighbors across the Atlantic. Am I going to succeed in breaking this curse which I drag since September?

We a little spoke and everything then I took her hand and squeezed her. Test of compliance = OK. I thus kissed her without other shape of trial. She was not reassured at the beginning when she caressed my tongue with her, this shyness affected me. I believe that she was discovering the frenchkiss. Later, her friends left and she wanted to stay with me. I said to myself that it was going to be easy, making her a frenchkiss on the pussy.

Except that not, at around 3 o’clock, she wanted to leave. I didn’t insist because in this kind of situation if you insist: you are thought of as a dead man of hunger and you can thus not see her again. If the opposite occurs, you lose value because too needy. A girl who wants a one night stand makes you understand it, if you tell her “are sure you want to leave? ” and she answers “yes I am sure”. I think that it’s dead for tonight. On the other hand, if she says anything like “what would you like to do ?”, you can probably corrupt her.

Once at her place, she spontaneously added me on FB and sent me a text: this is a motivated chick.

II – The German who wants to know if the French sperm is as good as beer

The next day, I a little chatted with girls on FB, just to test the ground. There was a German whom I had approached by telling her “I love you”: then I sent her a “<3” and she answered “<3 too”. Then, we a little spoke and everything, I asked her why she had not given me news (she thought I was in couple) and I suggested her seeing my cock that evening. Fixed fuzzy appointment, so I thought that it would be wise to contact again also the American. Just to be sure to have one at least one girl.

I thus invited my foxy to have a drink at my home with my buddies. I thought sincerely that she would come with friends but she jumped into the lion’s den alone. That went well and everything, I even showed her my room so that she can return there at the end of evening without being put under stress.

We then went out in a bar and I saw the German of the last month there. Zebbi, that was stronger than me, I went to try to pick her up. I knew that I made a big mistake by wanting to have them both but I did it all the same. I negotiated that she comes sleeping at my home at the end of the night, and she told me “OK I will call you”. Except that the American of whom I thought busy with conversing in French with Padawan saw everything, especially when I had my hand under the shirt of the German : I believe that these animals have a kind of peripheral vision.

She set face, pissed between two cars and cleared off without saying goodbye. She was really deceived. Needs to say that I fiddled well all the same with the German, I was not really discreet nor anything. As a result, I approached Poles who wanted that I join them in a club but I didn’t want to move my ass (will need that I poke them). They said something like “Join us over there…
– OK.
– Well, er, it was not hard to convince you …
– I am an easy boy.
– Ah, it is good that. ” OK, I’m hard.

At around 5 o’clock of the matt ‘ I received a message of the German “Can I come over?” I answered “Yes” in all the languages but apparently I received the message 20 minutes later, in brief a bug of shit, and she was already at her place. So much the better, I was tired. Screwing her would have needed a superhuman effort.

On Sunday: I masturbated by thinking to the Boche, I made a cake and I slept all day long.

III – The girl who mews and who creates a mess but it doesn’t matter

Needs that I start again from the beginning so that you understood all the factors which came into play in this story. I voluntarily separated it from the weekend because it is a little bit independent.

Last week, when I almost made a threesome with two girls who slept at my place (instead I made two twosomes because one fell asleep): I went to a party where I kissed three other girls in a raw in a bathroom. A crazy one (but very funny), a couchsurfer (who had to come to my place but did not do it because the girls do not often keep their promises – their word has no value) and a red-haired person (a real one).

All week long, the redhead spoke to me on FB by being rather explicit. Finally, I a little pushed her, you know me, but let’s say that she played my game…

Except that she also sent two-three messages to Arnaud and except that he thought he was a PUA because of it. That makes a few weeks that he annoys me because he was too proud because he had four dates via adopt (not decisive) and because he kissed the Red-haired (after me, while she was totally high). The guy read a book on the prizing, he considers arrived. Except that here we are, it is very beautiful all this, but if you don’t fuck, everything is useless.

I knew that she wanted me but the thing is that he thought that she wanted him, HIM… How to tell him without making him feel sad ? Seriously, it seems that she told him that he kisses badly and that she saw him just as a buddy but he continued to try…

On Friday evening, before going out, he insisted so that we go to give a kiss to Firefox. I was formally against but I went there all the same, because I am stupid sometimes. He stole her a kiss in front of me. It was poignant… Like the filled girl that you throw yourself on her and who is passive. Would need that he learns to distinguish a shared kiss and a kiss-from-a-girl-too-nice-to-say-no. We feel a little my nervousness in my words, the thing is, he really pissed me off.

In brief, I left them and went in a bar, by seeing that. I was a little bit jealous, but I did not show it because I was ashamed especially a little for him to be also poignant. She sent me a message on FB asking me why I had left and everything then I explained to her. She answered me that she would also have kissed me if I had made the first step. I friendly explained her that it was not the string party.

Later, when Arnaud joined us, I told him that it was obvious that he was in the FZ and that he had forced her to kiss him. He didn’t want to believe me this asshole. I told him that I was going to screw her, he didn’t want to believe me neither.

At the end of the night, we sent messages to girls. We all sent a word and it made a sentence. “You … want … to make … a bukkake … with  six bludgeons … from Aix? “. And things like that. The girl has to reconstitute the puzzle and everything. Arnaud did not want to give us the number of the redhead to play, that smelt like an OI … I should have been wary.

On Saturday, during the apéritif at my place, the captain found that it was a good idea to speak to the red-haired (THE FRENCH) on FB with my session, in front of Arnaud. He went there hardly needs to say. I remember this cult sentence “You flirt with me while are you on the phone with your boyfriend? Bitch.
– Yes it is true I am a little bit a bitch.” In brief, Arnaud pretended to laugh and everything but in reality, he saw red. But he told nothing to me over the moment. Me, I was in the bedroom fiddling with Miss America.

On Sundays, he invited the Mylène Farmer from Aix to come to see him dancing the salsa because he takes lessons since one year. He tried to kiss her and she answered “but what are you doing?”. In brief : she would not kiss him without being drunk. It is further to this slap that he sent to me “You have already begun to burn wings by betraying my trust. Continue and I am going to break them myself.
– whathappendtoyou
– I thus deduct that it is natural for you to try to steal the targets of the friends.
– I just avoid you a disappointment.
– OK goodbye I am going to send some SMS.
– Go for it, do your life. And if it is a threat, does not forget that every action will have a repercussion.
– You attacked the first one and you created a disappointment. It is thus a retort.
– Keep silent nasty kid. If you look for me you find me. Then think, please, about what you are going to do. You fall in OI too easily by fantasizing too much especially if there is a little something with a girl. You would do better to wonder why you screwed up. Needs that you understand that there is no theft : a girl who wants to have fun will go towards the one she likes the most … It can be a competition there but it is necessary to be good player, and it’s nonsense to self-appropriate girls.” Of fury, he deleted me of his FB, like if that could make me feel something … Seriously, in the limit, you can be irritated against the girl to have let you expecting or other but not to your buddy just because he has a good game (this reveals only frustration and jealousy). There, it is something like “if I can’t have her, so nobody has the right to fuck her. Na. Finally nobody whom I know because a big idiot can screw her if I do not know him it doesn’t matter. Na. I am a nasty kid. Na.” That rhymes in nothing, seriously. It is like these idiots who want to kill the guy who fucked their girlfriend while it is natural, if it is necessary to be irritated against somebody it is against their girlfriend for having cheated on them.

I then received the text message of a buddy of Arnaud who is absolutely not in the story. “Not very cool guy to gun down Arnaud.
– He is in the friendzone thus technically he has nothing.
– He has kc her thus no, he is not really in the fz. (The guy thinks he is a PUA who understood everything)
– Hello, he forced a  drunkgirl to kiss him and he self-appropriates her. And do not speak about things for which you have only one version sucker.
– I have only the version which we tell me. The rest it’s between you. (Even by rereading what he has just written has no sense)
– Bah then get involved in your life.
– You fall with a tone please;) thank you (the guy who believes that he has to play the Alpha in any circumstances… he didn’t really understand the concept)
– Get involved in your bottom. Thank you” Seriously, I had no desire for a sterile debate while I was in lack of sleep. When they will notice the blunder of their stupidity, they will come back to me. It is true that it is probably not easy for them … But I have nothing to blame me for. Arnaud imagined a lot of things. He is as we say “come down with a bump”, I am not even irritated against him for that.

Concerning my Armenian redhead: I had to see her on Friday so as a consequence I have little patterned her by text to turn her on and I received  “can we see each other on Monday evening for a kiss in 3D?” To be a great boaster, that pays. Thank you Ross Jeffries.

On Monday, 6:30 pm: date with the red-haired, the French, I specify (the other one will probably never give me some news because I believe that Padawan will act like a romantic to screw her). She had warned me by SMS “I cannot stay for a long time, I have to revise my exams”. Seriously, she is in Plastic arts, I don’t see what she has to revise when your exam consists in painting objects. Well. We a little spoke, and she did not want to return after the first drink.

We thus went to another bar, she paid (finally she almost forgot so much I flirted with her). It is cool. I repeated that I shall not kiss her this evening (while touching her leg), but that we could play to approach one of the other one without contacting. Then here we were, a bubble built up itself around us, we touched our mouths, I kissed her in the neck and she gave me kisses. She told me that her boyfriend sent her strange messages “he has to feel that there is something wrong…
– But no, we are just friends, right?
– Yeah…” It was a really exciting game “I have never played for such a long time, it is frustrating” she said. “I go back home, you come? Don’t worry, I know that I shall not make love to you this evening “. We went to my place, I continued to warm her, I even touched her clit. She wanted that I stop. I told her “we are in a dream, it is your dream, you can do everything you want”. I believe that I created a kind of parallel reality. “And in your dream, you want to undress me?
– Of course, but I can’t, you know why ” (her guy)

I leaded her in my bedroom, she followed me. “Are you sure?
– Yes…” I stuck her to the wall while repeating that nothing will happen “we can very well just undress that means nothing”. She opened my pants and shook me. It was very good then I threw her on the bed … I undressed her and came down to lick her. That drove her crazy in her turn. I ordered her “undress me” she turned me, kneeled down at the edge of the bed and took me in her mouth. It was so good. It was warm, and wet, and I felt her comings and goings correlated in the sensation of delivery and well-being … She said that she liked licking my cat : I did not know this expression. Otherwise, it is true what we say about the red-haired persons.

I put her on the bed, told her “say that want you me.
– I want you”. And so I penetrated into her. We fucked, twice. She ejaculated, once, during doggy-style. She mewed, also. Then, we slept and we did it again the following morning before going to work, then we took a shower together.

It is interesting to see how the roles are reversed when we fucked a girl. Before it is me who run after them and everything … And after the doggy style, it is them who do harass me by text messages and everything. It is not the first time I notice this phenomenon, and I find it interesting. Like if they were in control before sex and we take it when we come into their pussies. Or then it is just when we are a good fuck.

I still like making love to tall girls (more than 5’7), especially when they have beautiful hair, an attractive face, piercing green eyes, big tits and depilated pussy. I also like being sucked on the knees (feeling of ultimate submission). Having said that, at a given moment, she tried to catch my throat: I quickly reframed her.

She told me that she did not regret, because her friend deserved it (he lives in the North and did not come to see her for two months and then he beats her or I do not know what). I kept silent, I am only the instrument of her delivery. When I say delivery it is because her guy is too jealous to be honest. He probably sleeps with other girls but does not tolerate that she does the same. For example, he doesn’t want to show on FB that he is in a relationship nor anything … Seriously, it’s just fair. And I laughed well when I knew that Arnaud, once he knew that she definitely wasn’t interested, wrote to her “I am not a breaker of couple, I did not want you in reality” while he told me in private “needs that I fuck her to make her understand that her couple is dead.” Last point, the condoms “ultra fine”, it is not bad.

Miawww. May the God of the Game be with you !

30th March 2013,

Three girls have just left from my place. When I knew that the young hottie from Toulon who I fuck from time to time, was going to come with two friends to sleep at my home : the idea of the threesome and even the foursome was in my head … In fact, I thought of it all week long. Did I manage to realize this fantasy common to 99 % of the male population?

This month of Mars had been relatively quiet until now (3 new girls kissed for 1 new fucked) : I thought that my internship in the finance had castrated me. But Thursday noon, I received a text of the girl from Toulon who suggested me looking at the profile FB of both girls of her high school she wanted to come with.
– Clémentine, the blonde with the naughty eyes and the big tits, 19 years because she repeated grades.
– Déb the brunette with big mouth of 18 years because normal.
– By comparison, the girl from Toulon is 17 because skipped a grade.
I said to myself that there, really had there something special to do. I even hesitated to jerk off at work, so much I was excited. But I didn’t do, because it was the hour to serve coffees and to photocopy the mail.

On Thursday evening, Charlotte whom I have poked but never met wrote me “Hello how are you?
– That would be better if you sucked me.
– We shall see after the restaurant.
– Are serious you? What restaurant?
– I go to the restaurant with friends then I come I suck you and I leave.
– But what the fuck, I don’t believe in it one second, at the same time I always felt that you were a girl who had nerve…” Except that here we were, at about 11:30 pm I was tired and then I went to bed and I did well because the following morning I found a text messages sent at 2 am “sorry, I had bad adventures, next time”. Lesson: never plan your evenings according to a hypothetical plan with a sucker who does not respect your hours of sleep.

I also took advantage to be warmed on the computer to talk to Lolotte, from Lolotte and Crazy Pauline (I don’t know if you remember otherwise reread my diary because there I have so to speak the laziness to redo the presentations). On second thought, it is her who talked to me. In fact, Crazy Pauline sent me a SMS saying that Lolotte has a boyfriend and everything and I said “I don’t care I don’t want to marry her just to sleep with her one or two times”. That night I received on behalf of Lolotte “Well it’s been a while that we didn’t see you!
– And yes lolote it is because you didn’t give news and then you had to come to sleep to my place thus I wait for you this evening go go go
– Ahah it’s you who doesn’t go out anymore !
– Only the weekend bb
– We see you this weekend then
– OK darling

– Well btw on Friday evening, if I make a little party at my place… you come ?
– Yes my lolotte on Friday evening at your home perfect I hope you will throw yourself on me into a dark corner
– Don’t worry my apartment is not very big but it is possible!
– Cool then the password is “hamburger” when you say it I shall know that it’s time to find an excuse to isolate us in a corner and start taking initiatives
– OK your code is rather discreet, that should be good!
– Lol I will see if you have the nerve to start the operation hamburger
– We shall see on Friday; D finally having said that, still nothing sure for the party at my place, but I will try to contact some people
– perfect, and later you will come doing a Couchsurfing at my place?
– My best buddy spends the weekend at my home, I can’t leave him alone but I will remember the proposal!
– Well in the week if you want… and if it was an excuse to refuse politely, too bad for u
– Fuck my plan falls into the water then
– And yes you are going to have to assume
– Ahah I’m kidding
– Prepare your most beautiful underwears
– They are already put aside!
– Perfumed?
– Not yet, but you give me good ideas!
– You too you give me good ideas
– We shall already see the operation hamburger then!
– Yes but if you don’t kiss well I shall not set up the couchsurfing operation
– Don’t be worry about that, I am a queen !
– We’ll see
– We shall see that on Friday”

Here we are, yesterday my 3 girls of Toulon turned up as expected (I like when pussies keep their promises). I made a crepe batter to celebrate that and invited the Captain and Arnaud. Then here we were, we were with a perfect ratio of 3 guys for 3 girls there, then we decided to go to Lolotte’s party. “Are you sure that we are all invited?
– Don’t worry, I invite who I want where I want, I am Cyprineman.” A bottle for 6, it was light except that we attacked it well on our way and except that we arrived totally drunk.

I sat down on a sofa next to Crazy Pauline who asked me cash ” Cyprine, can I kiss you, to increase my list?
– If you want. Now?
– Wait we’ll do it discreetly. I catch the Red-haired (I don’t know how to spell her first name). “Thus direction the bathroom, we lock the 3 of us and we make one rock-paper-scissor to decide which one will taste my tongue first. It is the Red-haired person, the happy winner of an oral cleaning in due form with playing way strip-searches in addition. Not kiss of shit, an intense thing, that lasted one minute. Then it was the turn of Crazy Pauline while Arnaud tried to come inside. He pressed ceaselessly on the button of light of the bathroom which was on the other side of the door (needs to be stupid to install it like that), that made nightclub atmosphere, perfect! Later he had probably broken the bolt bicause a lot of people came inside, of whom was Lolotte… then here we were, we were 8 in the black in the small bathroom… and so I fiddled discreetly the low back of Lolotte and she said nothing. She then tried to isolate me, it was brilliant, “come on we are going to order some alcohol on easydrink in the kitchen”. OK. Bam, from that moment, I kissed her all night long except when the cutie from Toulon watched me.

She and Déb wanted to go in a bar but zebbi I had not desire then I let them go there alone. Not careful considering the dress which wore the girl but I was able to approach Clémentine who had wisely stayed with us and the bottle of vodka. I passed in bisounours mode and negotiated “naughty games of alcohol which imply to remove our clothes” by returning home. Crazy Pauline came speaking to us but we understood nothing, she is crazy “shut up Popo and rather show us your tits.
– Fuck off Cyprine”.

Then, everything became crazy, there was another party in the floor of the top and they friendly came inviting us. Then here we were, we made a party on two floors, which allowed me to isolate Clem.”Stop looking at me with your naughty eyes.
– But I don’t do it deliberately.
– It is because I make you too much effect?
– Maybe.
– I know what you are waiting for, but I am not going to kiss you now, it would be too easy.” Prizing. As a result, I went re-sticking Lolotte in the bathroom of the neighbor just to warm her a little before negotiating that she comes doing a couchsurfing to my place on Tuesday evening (code for sex, I translate for stupid people). On second thought, I would have had to fuck her on the spot (always take the opportunities when they appear). Well, I got down again with Clem, Arnaud was locked at Lolotte’s place with the Red-haired then here we were, I broke up the door, I guess… I have then kissed Clem in the kitchen, while Arnaud was on the couch of the lounge with his girl. It was really VBT this party. Seriously by counting the girl from Toulon, it was the 5th that I kissed and not even in a club but me what interests me it is to practice doggystyle. Seriously, I don’t understand those people who hold a list of people they kiss. First of all, because I lost the account when I began nightclubing then kisses mean nothing. I am not a rare pokemon fuck. Suddenly, the red-haired vomited on Arnaud’s pants, and that took us all out of our trance.

As a result, I phoned to the girl from Toulon “Hey do you mind if Clem sleeps with us tonight?
– Yes, I don’t want to share you.
– Ah OK.
– And come picking me up PLEASE it rains then I am dipped and the club is hopeless.
– OK.” As a result, I negotiated with the naughty girl that when the two other girls would sleep, we would meet in the lounge to fuck once or twice.

Then here I accelerate a little the narrative, track race in the rain, I caught the girls and I return with everybody to my apartment. Two hours to decide the captain to drive Arnaud at his home and during this time the cutie and Deb fell asleep. I took advantage of it for taking condoms under my bed “What are you looking for?
– My mobile, sleep bb “. Clem stayed with us on the sofa, patiently biding her time. Then here we were, I licked her at around 4 o’clock, we fucked with condom twice then we didn’t have any more and I was tired so she sucked me and I felt so much like banging her again without. Apparently she gives regularly her blood thus I am not too much afraid because they make the test before. Then, I went to join my other darling casually in my bed and this morning we fucked twice. I also screwed her without condom, seriously we fast get to like it, it is so much better at the level of the sensations. That frightens me a little bit but well, zebbi, she made a test 3 months ago so inch’ Allah.

Then we ate all together: three young hotties have just left whereas I go back into my body a little. Deb left her shoes with heels at my home, maybe that she wants to come back, after all it’s her turn. The plan is : when she will have spoken to her friends and know about the orgasms I gave them, she will want to enjoy life like that also. In brief, I am with Cat, I am going to have a little nap to rest. Like would say the Captain “has swell there, my boat rocks”.

May the God of the Game be with you !

24th March 2013,

On Thursday, 8th date with Pauline the POSH working girl. We went to the movies, to watch This is 40. In fact it was another movie than I wanted to see (Au bout du conte) but I confused the titles. So about the movie : Megan Fox, I lick her during thirty minutes if she wants, touchy games with Popo and hand in her panties. I had not seen her for two weeks: between the fact that she was sick and that I had other projects in brief it is a story which is long now… Maybe even too long.

After the movie, we went to my place, I cooked for her (just to shine at the level of the values Survival and Reproduction) then she showed me the video of Nabila: ” t’es une fille et t’as pas de shampoing ? Mais allô, quoi…” (it is a buzz in France) I didn’t know, but she too I lick her at will. In brief, Popo went back to her place, and I keep up the bad work at the moment even if when I slide my hand in her jeans that gives me an almighty desire to fuck finally her. What allowed me to hold, it is simply to have destroyed the married woman on Tuesday evening. In brief, another two date, and that will be ten times… once the experiment finished : it is going to be a hard time for her tiny ass.

On Friday, night out in the street. I found “the Evangeline according to saint Jean” in a phone box then I got everybody annoyed by reading them passages. There was even a guy who believed me that I was a priest, who looked interested and who called me “Sir”. He asked me for my opinion on a lot of things and everything … Then I played his game and everything and I told him that I was virgin and then I asked all the girls if they were virgin too. Natural way. We didn’t go night-clubbing because in any case I’m fed up of these clubs of shit in Aix which are in fact bars with 90 % of mustaches then I came back to bed with the cat and with the pride to have opened a group of 2 girls by reading them the Bible.

On Saturday, housewarming of a buddy with Arnaud. Lionel has a kind of 70m ² on 3 floors finally a new ground to be vandalized! OK, there were girls : even if they were not bad were in a relationship. I appropriated first of all automatically the role of the waiter because a buddy made shooters with his shaker. That allowed me to socialize well. And then, me too I made shots like I have the secret (I am not saying that I ejaculated inside). I persuaded three girls to drink 10 in a row. One vomited, I was proud. Another one held well and the other one wanted that I show her how to make shooters. That allowed me to isolate her in the kitchen. Ilona asked me “you are a barman and you don’t drink shooters? Allô non mais allô quoi” then I laugh out loud and I drank. I was totally drunk at the end of the fifteenth. That shit comes up fast, almost as much as my dick when I watch College Rules.

In brief, she told me that she will attend in June to the marriage of her cousin where there will be her ex (and her first one) then she looks for an escort boy to accompany her. Don’t ask me how I made her speaking about that, I don’t remember, I was drunk. I asked her if it would be paid, she answer “I will pay you with my body”. Excuse but my memory became selective from this moment everything is fuzzy. I pretended to reflect: I guess that she was cute. We spoke a little, her name is Ilona like the singer (apparently only twelve by year come to the world in France thus it is collector’s, a kind of pokemon rare). As a result, I made full of jokes and everything and I negotiated fucking her in a hotel room (funny idea… I was drunk). She told me that it’s too bad, that I was too short for her taster, then I answered “keep silent drunkard, I am the same size than Johnny Depp”. I pusher her against the refrigerator and kissed her then I started to caress her everywhere and her friends unfortunately joined us. Then here we were, they settled on a sofa bed in a room and Ilona fell asleep. It’s a pity, I would gladly have taken her to the wonderland. Well, I believe that the degree of alcohol made her become cute. In fact, I dunno. On her FB, on her pics, she looks good but well I don’t know.

When they left and when I realized the situation: I began to make some shit: to fiddle her tits, to take out my cock in front of her, to pretend to screw her in shadow plays (had a curtain and a light which gave onto the lounge). Arnaud took photos of all this. There was also a cuddly crocodile which gave me a great blow job (without teeth). Flash! She didn’t wake up.

The bottom line is, the parties in apartment are really the best. Otherwise, by coming back home I added on FB the girls that I had liked in the evening and Suckerberg blocked me. Fuck I am on his blacklist, I can’t do anything : I have messages, pokes and friend requests blocked during 30 days! Again! Seriously, it is a real pain to me! He decided to virtually castrate me. Well, that makes me an additional motivation to start trying to pick up girls in the street. The thing is that I am in lack of routines and  I don’t like the stupid or classic things like “I saw you passing I like your style give me your number”. As a result, I look for a practical idea that could serve again and again when I shall not feel inspired, rather fast and everything but not shits like that. Then here we are, tell me if you have ideas or what you use yourself.

Otherwise, no news of Margaux, the girl I kissed last week. The euphoria had probably dissipated or she read my blog and acts like a shocked saintly hypocrite. In any case, she was far from being unsuspicious when she had her tongue in my mouth and her hands on my butt. While waiting for the next one, I kiss you.

Good night. May the God of the Game be with you !