French Pick Up Artist

This Field Report has been written by Padawan on June 14th 2013 :

It had been a long time the idea knocked around our head : going out to practice SPU (Street Pick Up), daygame, for real, “hard way”. We decided to finally use our balls (those who are in the brain), those which made the reputation of our forefathers, guys who dare to approach because they have something in the pants ! Last Wednesday, RDV in the park Jourdan with Fab (Cyprineman) for a session of SPU at 7pm !

Arrived on the spot, I saw that the park was half inaccessible, but it had enough opportunities to do something there! Some groups of girls waiting that we come to try to pick them up. But thanks to fucking phony excuses, like “yeah, we cannot pass from group to group” we eventually decided to go in the university halls… which were deserted!

We then decided to go in the city center : I think that it is at this moment that we really become aware of the potential of the SPU : every pussy can (potentially) be taken doggy style! And the ideas of approaches weren’t missing : “why have you a hat in summer?”, “OK my number is”, “I like your style, take my Facebook we shall go to have a drink”. Nevertheless, it was necessary to wait to be in town center to really find the testicles to attack.

A girl passed with a camera, I went there! But the bitchy girl went into a building just at this moment. We continued our tour in city, crossed people we know and hotties! Fab played the mentalist with a target stopped on the Cours Mirabeau, it worked well!

We went to the Monop ‘. Sat against the pane of the shop, a naughty girls listened to music. We decided to play the policemen and I sat down to her right side and Fab to her left. She then wondered what two guys were doing next to her and the conversation started. We played the mentalists with her, we made her laugh, we spoke about sexual thing (bravo Fab for having kept the cap above that). We suggested her to play with us, she was open, all the fires were green.

In fact, she waited for her friends (who went shopping) who eventually arrived. One of her friends told her “ahah you were approached!”. She said that it was rare that it happened, at least by people who looked normal. A blabla followed which encloses the conversation. Mission accomplished, very funny!

Rather proud, we debriefed the pickup, the fucking silences, etc. and it is at this moment (something like 5 minutes later) that the girl CAME BACK taking our numbers and she invited us to a party at the end of the week, admitting that she has been conquered by the surprising approach!

It was time to go back home and to finish on a good grade, but we felt powerful, and I wanted to approach every hottie who crossed my road!

Hotties are in the street during the day !

SPU POWA !

12th June 2013,

Well, I just have 5 minutes before going back to work then I will quickly write it.

Yesterday, visit of a small girl who knew me thanks to my FB page. She read my blog and she liked it, needs to say that she is also a kind of artist, a singer in cabarets if I understood well… She is in the faculty of literature of Aix then we agreed on a meeting and we said that she could sleep at my place (or to the place of one of her buddies if I was in fact an old man with a moustache or if she eventually didn’t like me for another reason). She had a knife in her bra anyway… then I had to pay attention on what I said 😉

We saw each other in the city, she sat on a fountain (there is a lot of fountains in the town where I live). I thought that we would go have a drink and everything but NO we stayed there and we chatted. I adore simple people like that. Then, we had a walk and we ate together (I was too much hungry). We ate a salad in a restaurant and I invited her because I have some (buried) gentleman reflexes.

Then, I returned her at my home to see my cat (“I adore cats”) and we played to a game : the strip-not-yes-not-no in the lounge (an idea of her). We spoke and we removed our clothes when we said “yes” or “no”. My roommate returned drunk as usual then we remained hidden in the shadow both almost naked… until he goes to bed). He has AGAIN returned in the apartment a road sign (it is his weakness: then he paints them to make it chaps. True story).

Finally, I brought her in my bedroom to fuck at first in missionary there because her little pussy was tight (she didn’t do anything for 8 months then that closes apparently) then doggy-style and I finished in her mouth (“do you prefer that I finish in you or sucking me?
– I do everything you want”). Not contrary, I love it !

We fell asleep and this morning, in missionary again, I was already less tight. That’s it. Kiss. By leaving she said to me “it is too bad that one can only enjoy a single night with you…
– Euhhh I don’t know not when I said that?!”

PS : She has big boobs and ass made for doggy style.

PPS : Well, I will be late at the office…

Another satisfied customer. May the God of the Pickup be with you !

10th June 2013,

Well, I summarize fast made the weekend because I am sleepy.

Thursday evening : date with a girl I had poked. The valedictorian of Science Po apparently… the so-called young political hope 2013 of my ass. The kind of princess you want to ejaculate in her mouth. The kind of small rotten whore from Aix spoiled by her parents who shows off. Not grave, she has just left her guy and wants to fuck… so, a scandalous writer, that turns her on ! She could stay only one hour on Thursday evening, so much the better, I was then able to go body-building after the date.

Friday evening : I saw her again. We began drinking mojitos. I asked her questions like “How many partners did you have? 7
– When was last time you masturbated? yesterday in my bed
– How would you rate yourself in bed and in oral sex? 7 and 8
– etc etc. Just to continue to warm her, I established another game : We could get closer and everything but not kiss each other. Then, buddies of her joined us… Well. One of them is in love with her, like Bob the AFC, that smelt not good…

In brief, the discussion lost this small sexual side which I had made every effort to set up then I removed a shoe and played footsie with her. I went with my foot under her dress and caressed her cute pussy discreetly. It turned her on. She caressed my leg in return. Padawan and the Captain joined us too then we moved in the gay friendly club of the town (the political girl paid our drinks to the bar, cool). On our way, I stuck her to an entrance of building and we played a little: my fingers under her dress, that became hot. She didn’t let me completely fingering her… but, caressing her everywhere, yes. Our lips eventually merged a short moment. We regained self-control, we moved in the club and there we danced very close. Then, she was a player and took up a challenge I had imposed : proposing a threesome to some people (I love this mindset).

We approached two guys asking a threesome with her and me, both were OK. I think that if you want to know if you are fuckable, try to flirt with a gay and if he says yes then you can be reassured on your sex appeal. They do not think like us : it’s simpler for them. Moreover, the photographer of the gay club photographed us and told me “if you want to thank me for the photo blow me or show me your candle “. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, another world!

At around 2am, the guy in love (thus jealous person) pretended that he felt sick and they left together. Apparently, they did not fuck but well I had warmed her just in time then it is always tiresome that another one takes advantage of it… but on the other hand, it is some waste! What is the worst ?

Not grave, the high school chick of the last week announced me that she had found a friend for a threesome! I said OK, that we should meet in [this club]. Finally, they were not able to come in… too young.

Bad night from this moment, we were obliged to take a €55 bottle… I mean, we had fun with the Captain who made imitations but we didn’t move our ass. I don’t like it. Needs to say, I was not in a good mood. I passed from the twosome to the threesome then to masturbation.

Saturday : I have poked quite a lot of chicks during the day then we went out at night with Padawan. Opener : “you’re cute but are you good in bed?” I took three FB with this technique, one really hot in the street and the two in a bar. I sent a message to the hottie (the others, it was for sport)… nice, sounds good ! I also told a girl who had crossed my look in the street “you don’t stop looking at me ?” then we talked and I took her FB. I tried a crash&burn, just saying “frenchkiss?” but that did not really work except with one cougar who pissed me off afterward.

To finish, an anecdote: a girl who looked offended, she explained to me that a guy did not want of her because she is the ex of the buddy of this guy and complained “one never say no to me, I’m always rated between 5 and 8… how hot do your think I am, you ?
– 7! and you, Padawan ?
– 6!
– and would you fuck with me? Knowing that if you pay me a drink I kiss you…
– No thanks you !” She was offended… it is not that she was ugly or anything but I don’t like this mentality, then I punish !

Otherwise, we met an inhabitant of Nice and her sister. I wanted that Padawan bang the sister but nothing to do there, even when I took away the brother. Not grave, there are worse things in life.

Last thing, both silly bitches to whom we had sent blacks contacted me again. The poor girls wanted that I come in a party at their home. They really have no common sense it is disconcerting. I will ask them naked pictures and talk them in a trash way.

May the God of the Game be with you !

6th June 2013,

Do you remember Marie ? The girl with whom I was in an “open relationship” during 3 months ? The one I have seen again in a club something like fifteen days ago and who royally ignored me because she had the tongue of a guy in her throat. Well… I said to myself that I was going to punish her, well so, I poked all her friend list. As a consequence, some have answered. As a result, on Tuesday evening, I had a date with one of them.

Stressed at first, I said to myself « I don’t care, I’m gonna make a physical escalation on her ». My CREED was « fearless&relentlessescalation ». After a while, I took the excuse of looking at her bracelets to caress her forearm. Then, I downright took her hand the most naturally of the world and looked at her in the eyes. She maintained my eye contact then looked away and laughed (nervously). After a while, when she could not handle sexual tension any more, she said « what’s wrong…? » Then I simply answered « are you disturbed ? ». When I do this technique to make the sexual tension rise, it is never me who smile nor who speaks the first one, because it is an attitude of pussy. On the contrary, I use silences (and particularly these moments) to assume this tension between us and stress it.

She could not handle it anymore so she suggested me accompanying her to the party of one of her friends. Understand, this girl is in school of art, then the apartment was full of girls and gays. Quite cute (the girls not the gays). And crazy people, well, IE artists… Well, you know the fable of La Fontaine which ends like this « a doggstyle in the hand is worth two in the bush »… So, I stayed on my initial target even if the temptation was big. There was in particular a double of my first girlfriend (thus I dreamed about her the next night) and a tall blonde whom I had apparently poked but who didn’t answer. I wonder how girls whom I have poked who did not answer can remember my face 3 months later, they have nothing to do in their life or what the fuck ? Seriously, it is me who is not normal of poking them or it is them who are so stupid that they grant it so much importance? In brief, the girl tried to kiss me and was allowed just to touch my lips, I moved back or avoided. She was excited because in the meantime I caressed her and kissed her somewhere else …

At about 1 am, I said to myself that I was going to go back home. Because I work me, and at 8 am besides ! Then I told the fortunate girl who is on holidays, « You take me back in the elevator ?
– Yes, gladly ». Once there, I said to myself « I don’t give a damn, I enjoy putting the pressure on them ». As a result, I fiddled with her, put my hands under her dress, kissed her tits, played with her clit and fingered her. She told me «I had to sleep at a friend’s house but if you want we can go to your place …
– OK. »

The positive points :
– I had not banged a young Frenchwoman of north-African origins (and even less a cute half-blood with green eyes) yet ;
– She has a piercing on the tongue ;
– I fucked a friend of Marie to piss her off.

The negative points :
– it was tooeasy, then a little bit insipid after the threesome with the hottie (I am going to try to contact her again, but it’s a pity, she does not connect often on FB) ;
– The sex was average, a little bit too soft: she did not do or ask what she really wanted in the bed and did not suck me, incredible for a girl who is tattooed « carpe diem ». Moreover, me, I was very tired;
– She does not stop sending me text messages, to say nothing moreover, she probably hopes that I become her boyfriend…

Do you think that it is the period (first hot season) which makes me fuck a lot like that at the moment?

By speaking of sex. Padawan saw again the American (the one I had found and kissed in a club). He invited her to a lot of romantic meetings and screwed her in his car by pleading that it was better to look at stars. Very good! But, now, he continues to see her regularly, he makes her do strolls in the nature, or discover the city, or invites her to the restaurant, etc. Except that he tells her that he does not want to be in couple with her. But the girls say “yes yes it’s OK for me” then weave their web by trying to make us fall in love and by falling in love themselves. Except that if it does not work, they will have the hatred! If the guys like me do not let the girls with whom we want nothing more than sex hope, it is for a reason! It is to avoid this kind of situation : the girl is in love (she falls in love too easily because she she is in lack of affection), you like her but nothing more, and you feel guilty of breaking her heart.

May the God of the Game be with you !

1st June 2013,

It is the face in the ass and the breath soaked with a mixture Get/Cyprine that I write you these lines. The evening of yesterday was awesome. I am going to tell you my night in three phases: first of all how I invited a group of blacks in a party where I was absolutely not invited, then how I kissed a totally crazy woman in her forties, and finally how I won Barney’s belt “Third Wheel” (king of the threesome).

At about 0 am, I passed in the street where are all the bars and I saw a party in floors. I perceived a girl there who is on my fan page on FB (she sent me a message the day before) so I rang to the door. ” Who is it?
– It is Cyprineman
– Eh fuck what ?
– Well, open the door bb ” Here is in brief how a small fame can allow to be go into parties of people you don’t know. Well, I was scandalous over there because it was full of idiots and I was kicked out as a swine. Then, to avenge me, I didn’t close her front door and I rounded up full of people of the street at her place, of whom a group of 10blacks. Then, I left. Good night, girls.

At about 1 am, we went with Padawan and his cousin to the a little bit gay bar of the city. We discovered that people there are much more open-minded than somewhere else and that the heterosexual girls go there especially to don’t be annoyed by stupid men. It is a gold mine… I approached a 40-year-old girl in a rather direct way “are you interested in a threesome ?
– Yeah of course”. She had everything of a dog in heat, from the hairstyle to her tiny ass molded in her slim… including her numerous tattoos. The kind you make bark doggy-style. I took her FB to negotiate a threesome then ” when will we kiss each other?
– Hmm some fresh flesh.”Kiss. “I adore the young men like you who don’t have a lot of experience.” She doesn’t know who she is talking to… I shall keep contact, she is really crazy and sex-disturbed.

At about 2 am, I then received a call from the Red-haired who I fuck sometimes, she wanted to go to one of the little clubs of the city center. I was not very motivated to join her but there were her friends all the same. Then, because of a lack of anything better, we went there. I had decided on my way to do not screw her to piss her off and everything but to warm her half to death to have fun. However, she told me “look at the girl who came with us, Hottie, I guess that she likes me…
– Ah yeah, do you think we can make a threesome ?
– Maybe.” Then, I explained her how to turn on a girl while warming her and it is wet as sea that she went talking to Hottie. She asked her if she wanted to play with us and Hottie said “yes”. They made full of naughty things but soft then I took aside Hottie and I made the temperature rise. The thing is I had warmed the red-haired chick in front of the other one without kissing her… everything in the frustration. We got closer and everything without kissing on the mouth but everywhere else YES. We caressed, we got closer the three of us, wandering hands, we fiddled with ourselves, we licked ourselves occasionally.

At about 5 am, it is the girl Hottie who took the initiative. “One of you has something to drink at his place ?
– Yes.
– We take a last drink?
– OK, we were going to propose it to you.
– Awesome. It has been a long time since you are in couple?
– No, we are not a couple, I screw her from time to time, that’s all. In fact, we are better enemies: we complicate things and we fuck to let steam off.” Arrived at my place, that began on the sofa with shots, kisses and caresses, then Hottie said “shall we be more comfortable in your bedroom?” While I kissed the Red-haired, Hottie spontaneously put herself in underwear. Then I went to lick her through her panties. The tension rising, both kissed each other while I licked one and fingered her and fingered the other one with my other hand. We took care at first of the Hottie, she needed a fucking long moment to have an orgasm and even if I took care of her during a long moment it is the red-haired who licked her when she came. Both girls saw my boxer while they were naked and took it off then began to blow me. It was cool. Hottie then began to lick the Red-haired. And I watched her fucking hot butt. Needs to know that she is hottttttttttttt, thin, green-eyed, she has magnificent breasts and ass which shouts “doggy style”. Then I put on a condom and I started taking her while she licked the redhead. I then fucked a little the red-haired. Then back on the brunette. I had difficulty not coming then at the end of 10 minutes they told me to go for it, we shall begin again later. They blown me together, then alternately, then shook me and I ejaculated above them. Incredible moment. They looked at each other “would you like to have a dick you ?
– Oh yeah, that looks amazing.” I confirm, especially at the moment.

We started again flirting and I became hard again rather quickly so much the room was full of sexual energy. The brunette rose on my cock while I licked the red-haired. Position of the triangle, both were face to face. At a given moment Hottie said “it is your turn” to the redhead. I then screwed the red-haired similar and then after a while she came down : it is at this moment that Hottie sucked me WITH the condom. That disgusted the red-haired. But I was quite hard then I started to take Hottie doggy-style like crazy, I was hard, she shouted. That had probably bothered (jealousy) the red-haired watching me taking another one wildly like that because she said “I have to go now I have theater tomorrow at 10 am but stay together.
– No but you are crazy it is you who should to stay.” They made politenesses everything while I fucked her then got dressed and left both of them.

It seems that we shall do that again, we shall see later if it is just words. Needs to know that, strangely, from the beginning it is the redhead who was the weakest, even if she had a big mouth she was scared to act. She even could have made everything fail such as Bob the AFC. For example, on our way to my home, she said ” I have to get up early tomorrow.
– If you want I leave you, eh.
– No, no.” And a lot of the other blunders like that in fact. She didn’t know how to handle sexual tension.

Today, I am in high spirits, I am on top form!Kiss love flex. May the God of the Game be with you !

PS. Otherwise, I solved the problem “Charlotte”, the girl I like who is in Sydney until July. I told her that we would not put ourselves in couple before I am 30 years old but in the meantime we could have an open relation. She thinks about it IE she doesn’t want. I guess that she is in love while we never meet in real life. It smells like a girl with problems. I think it is a good thing if she says “no”.

PPS. Hafid called me to tell me a thing. “Last night, I approached a girl by asking her “hello are you fine?” then I suggested her having a walk, I led her to my car, I fingered her inside and I do not know if I will see her again.” The more that goes and the less I understand him… And… WTF thoses approaches ????!

PPPS. Last anecdote. About the girl who looks like Audrey Hepbrun that I had sex with several months ago. Well, I met her guy, the one she has cheated on with me. I went talking to him, I tried to become friend with him. I told him that we were at the same high school and everything… I have taken his FB, he said that he finds me nice and that we will certainly go out together. That promises to be awesome, especially if his girlfriend wants to come with us, I am becoming an obnoxious manipulator.

26th May 2013,

Night out full of color and strong emotion yesterday !

First of all, I saw again Hafid, it has been a long time ! He dragged me into a party « wesh there will be 100 people come with girls » well in fact it was « 10,0 people ». Well he drank a lot but I didn’t follow him because I don’t drink anymore and (I am proud of it!

After one month without going out (except the medical party in Marseille) : come back in the small clubs of the city center. I received a call from Lolotte, Crazy Pauline and the Redhead « we join you » then « no finally we don’t come ». There did yo-yo all night long… Disappointing… Especially coming from three girls I have already kissed fuck off ! Even one had the nerve to tell me « I know that you would not resist me, if I want I can have you when I want » No, seriously, I don’t give a shit about those girls, stop pissing me off otherwise I poke all their friends list on FB. Moreover, about what pissed me off …

I saw again Marie (from medicine, the one I’ve been in an open relationship with for months) in a club. I wanted to talk to her and everything but I did not go in my first move and when I decided, she had the tongue of a tall guy in her throat. Then, one hour later, she left with him… Padawan felt that I was going to go off the rails, his support was very constructive!

What did I feel? A bit of jealousy, I admit it, but when we think about it : it is badly placed. I believe that it is especially my ego which is hurt: It is ridiculous and I have to succeed in overcoming these feelings. Seriously, I fucked about fifteen girls since her, I am badly placed to criticize… What pissed me off it is maybe that she had fun and ignored me totally! Finally, I really don’t know in fact … I remembered her perfect pussy, her attractive tits, her (naked) jumping on my cock. I guess that we all have a fantasy of purity, we want that the girls do dirty things only with us and everything but the truth is that she sucked cocks before me, after me and maybe even at the same time! I had feelings for her, for sure, it hurt a little seeing her again like that … to punish her I’m thus gonna poke all her friends list!

As a result, to piss her off I approached the group who danced next to her and her guy. Two girls, an attractive short girl with blue eyes and glasses and another nice tall one « Are you hetero ?
– Yes. » and the short one left… « Wait, I didn’t finish my approach.
– Ah OK, go on.
– Well if you are hetero 1/ give me your FB 2/ we kiss.
– I can give you my FB but I didn’t drink enough for the rest… otherwise I would not have hesitated! » and I also spoke to her friend who told me « you really look like a guy, Fabien, who writes on a blog. He looks like you but is really taller than you!
– Ah OK, in fact it is me but I’m not Fabien I’m Fabrice Julien, and I don’t think I have shrunk in the wash. » She was faded but I think she liked me. Like a dad kangaroo, I had the friend in the pocket, moreover it played in my favor during the rest of the evening. Cool ! It is so good being recognized like that… Looks like I more and more become an urban legend.

I pass fast made on the continuation, the short girl who was cute made me very pronounced winks but refused to give way to me. I told her « you didn’t reject me yet, two options 1/ you’re bored and I make you laugh or 2/ we can negociate something more interesting » the tall one pushed her to the transgression « go on, cheat on your boyfriend… anyway you’re gonna leave him and Fabien is just one year younger than you it is not important…
– MY NAME IS FABRICE !!! ». I played the card of the fast-seduction, IE « less  is more » and I refused to kiss her. I established a game in which we can caress and everything, get closer very near but that we can’t kiss. I took her hand, smelt her hair, caressed her, the temperature rose fast and of course we finished by kissing at the end of the night. It is me who did it, but I accused her of having lost.

The cutie had to sleep at the tall one’s place, except that on the road, she changed her mind. Certainly because I turned her on casually during the walk. In brief, we fucked 3 times, she had a pussy which needed to be eaten, then I licked her during a long moment and I took some pleasure doing so. She too, it drove her crazy.

I don’t know if I will see her again, it is not the subject, the subject is … I fuckclosed three new girls in less than a week ! I guess that I have just established a record (except partner-swapping clubs and social status of rock star). Besides, she wants to test with a girl, thus : threesome spotted.

Well, I’m gonna have a siesta. May the God of the Game be with you !