Author: Fabrice Julien PUA

Threesome with a blonde who moaned like a porn actress

June 20th 2016,

This weekend was rich in emotions.

On Friday night, Tinder’s girl, who had flaked us, finally came. This is the one I call “Diplodocus”.

A little reminder: we had planned to see her three weeks ago but she used the excuse “I have a boyfriend now” to get cold feet. I had treated her as a “little maid” and it made her react. She finally admitted that she was not really in a relationship and came to see us.

She was invited at a moment that did not suit her, just to annoy her (revenge). At 9:30 pm, after my acupuncture session.

It’s The Teacher who went to open it while I finished taking my shower. My accomplice is not really stressed by this kind of plan anymore, now it’s cool.

Behind the door, she discovered a beautiful blonde with piercing blue eyes, taller than me. She was friendly and rather funny. She’s crazy, to be honest. She is completely nymphomaniac, quite extroverted. I had a lot of fun. She makes jokes all the time with her accent of Toulon, it’s cool, she reminds me of the south!

We sat around the table all three to discuss, the time I swallow my slices of chicken rillette. Meanwhile, the girls drank the good white wine that was in my fridge. Then, I took out the “mouthwash” (that is to say, the Get 27) so that they smell good.

After my frugal meal, I proposed them to go on the bed to play a game. The blonde began to moan like a porn actress “ohhh I love shirts, and belts”. She knelt in front of me, opened my belt and then rubbed behind me and opened the shirt as in a porn movie. Then, she slammed the belt like a SM… Seeing that it did not make me react, she raised her top and showed me her tits.

Then, we made a game of dice with naughty pledges. At first we came across “1 – truth question”. I asked, “How many times do you think you’ll come tonight? The girl from Toulon said zero and The Teacher at least two.

Then we did 2: we had to kiss languidly, all three. And then we did “5 – oral sex”, the two girls threw themselves on me by mutual agreement. They got rid of my clothes without I was being able to do anything and blowed me together for at least five minutes.

Then, the actual threesome started. The two girls undressed and licked; I licked them too and they sucked me. Sometimes I fingered the one licking the other, depending on the configuration. The Diplodocus from Toulon arched very well and her rump was super horny.

After a while, I took The Teacher in hand and started to lick her. The Diplodocus positioned perpendicularly to my cock and sucked me by looking at my girlfriend, right in the eye.

She had a great mouth for blowjobs, and eyes that screamed “pussy”! This situation excited a lot my darling who enjoyed quite quickly. Then, it was Diplodocus’s turn to lie down to be sucked/fingered. She took a long time to enjoy. She said “stop, stop”. She must not be in the habit of often enjoying in contact with a tongue. But she finally exulted thanks to our tenacity!

Then my darling was lying on her stomach waiting for the other to recover. I went directly on her and fingered her from behind caressing the clit with the other hand. The situation and the maneuver again drove her crazy in a few minutes. Already two orgasms for her! In fact, this kind of situation excites her thoroughly, as in the swingers club!

It’s because our relationship has changed. She is a lot more confident and trusts me now (she knows I will not leave her for a girl I hardly know). In addition, on Tinder, we meet girls who really love girls, not just curious heterosexuals who have never touched a woman!

Afterwards, they had the heart to make me take enjoy too. The two began to suck me in turn: the one who sucked was licked by the other. I was also sucked by the two girls at the same time… as in a porn, their tongues around my tail were mixed and everything! I ended up ejaculating a lot in the mouth of the Toulonnaise who swallowed everything. I put a little in her hair too so she decided to make a ponytail for the following.

We had a little “shower” break and then the girls went back to having fun together. I soon became hard again but I had a hard time keeping it hard, if you want to know everything. I took my girlfriend hardly, which resulted in the enjoyment again. The blonde enjoyed too because my brunette was grazing. Then, I took the tall blonde who was licking then my girlfriend. And she orgasmed again, my favorite lawnmower!

The tall blonde did weird positions after the doggy. Like, she crossed her arms behind her back, as if to make me handles. I caught them and she got up, to be fucked in extension. Then she made us the position of the pebble, that is to say, she curled up on herself in fetus mode so that I fuck her. My cock did not like it too much: following a false movement, I went out and wanting to go back, I banged on the edge of the buttocks: it hurt me so I I lost my erection.

From there, it was hard (or not, precisely). The two girls were lying in front of me and I masturbated watching them. The orgasm was good anyway.

Final score:
– The Prof: 4
– The Toulonnaise: 2
– Me: 2

My little love told me not feeling jealous at all after that. Simply because our relationship is not as fragile as before. Besides, she is right not to feel in competition. This blonde was horny and exciting, but I do not really want to see her again. I’m too good with my girlfriend. I do not want to spoil it!

So we made 2 threesomes in less than a week. It’s a winner’s life, that! I do not see why I would tolerate being treated like a loser at work! Myself alone, I fucked more girls than all these losers of the office together.

It should be known that my fuckers boss renewed my trial period for a period of two months last week. Except they are stupid, because I already hesitated to leave but had no time to look for something else. There, by extending my trial period, they give me two more months to leave them overnight.

Their idea in doing this was to put pressure on me. They want me to better integrating (ie, drink alcohol and eat shit with them). And they also want me to bring home files at night because, with all the moves, according to them, I can not be up to date in the office otherwise.

But it has an opposite effect on me: I react negatively to this type of pressure. I want to work for nice people, who do not talk to me badly. For such people, yes, I give my best! But not for assholes who think they’re holding me with their money. In addition, they attracted me to their firm promising me to start the three-year internship to be a chartered accountant but it’s still on stand-by… if it’s not bad faith, that? ! The girl I replaced had to accustom them to say amen to everything, it she either a pigeon or a submissive, but that’s not my case!

This week, there was also the starting pot of a collaborator. So I told my girlfriend to come and see how the aperitifs go there, to give me her opinion. I wanted to know if it’s me who completely derail or if they are really stupid but think they are gods.

Her opinion :
– There’s one of the bosses who is nice, but he behaves like a retarded teenager of 50 years: his biggest passion is to go out at night and get drunk in the bars.
– The other boss, fat and short, clearly has something to compensate so he over-plays the “macho” side. This is the kind who believes that his attitude gives him charisma while it would be better for him to be more modest.
– One of the collaborators is a rooster, a nigger who yells everywhere, who asks “SUCK MY DICK?” very loud to talk to colleagues (even in front of unknowns). He is typically the type that seeks to attract attention, speaks the most but does the least. He and the other fat are clearly in the same wavelength : they do not realize they are chartered accountants… so they broast and behave in an ultra-arrogant way (but it is not credible) !
– One of the collaborators welcomed my darling by saying “you’re a teacher but it’s not a real job, you’re always on vacation!” It was the same who had told me, the first day, “you’re not a little young to be fat, you?” (You must know that she herself is obese.)

Clearly, they made no effort to put her at ease so we left at 9:30pm. Overall, she concluded, “It’s a beautiful gang of assholes, I understand you’re not at all comfortable in there.”

Another anecdote: during this drink, I did not want to drink alcohol. But they served me anyway and forced me. The next day, I told them “I must not be motivated enough because I will not bring home work, I want to work to live, not live to work”.

They know now that I’m going to leave, and that I can leave at any time (as soon as I found something else in fact)… so they softened. There are already two vacancies in their cabinet, a third, it would score bad anyway!

May the God of the Game be with us!

This babacool girl was sexy, kinky and friendly

June 14th 2016,

The Teacher and I spent the weekend at Ecully, at her parents’ house who had gone on vacation. In the green, we were fine. We had good weather, besides. She did a little unnecessary nerve crisis on Friday night because I watched football and let her cook alone (it happened once in 8 months of relationship), but hey… we still had a good weekend, one in the other.

Saturday, she asked me how she could learn to stop making nerve crisis because it makes her unhappy, too, to complicate life for nothing at all. I told her that she, too, sometimes does things that piss me off but that I take upon myself when I judge that they are trifles. And when that’s important, I tell her things using non-violent communication, instead of making a scandal like a hysteric. As a treatment, I gave her three books from my library to read, we’ll see what happens:
– How to heal your inner child;
– The monk and the philosopher;
– Praise of lucidity;

Sunday night, we received the visit of a girl met on Tinder. Her case was pretty funny. I will tell you the story.

I was tired of interacting with stupid girls that do not know how to fuck so I just sent “hello” when we matched. She answered rather seriously “Hi, how are you? And we talked.

After two minutes, I asked her if she wanted to meet a couple: « Yes, it’s been a while since I think about it ». So we started talking normally.

We learned that she had a little boy so could not easily break free. She was asked naughty photos and she asked us for a phone number to send them to us. I gave her mine… that was early May. And then… nothing.

Nothing… until last Thursday. I was with my darling, making my first Youtube video. And suddenly, my cell vibrated (I almost confused with the dildo of my girl): two pictures of the girl, naked, of course. She had the good idea to sign, reminding us of her name and origin (Tinder).

So she was invited to The Teacher, last Sunday. She said it excited her a lot to imagine herself between us. We did not really believe it, we were a little jaded since the flake of the last time, actually. So we did not really make any effort to talk but she came.

It’s a kind of baba cool pretty hot, nice and especially who has a really cool mindset. As a trade, she “makes the season”, that is to say that she sells clothes on a stand that she sews or that she imports from Taiwan. In the winter I do not know where she makes her butter but, in the summer, she goes to Cap d’Agde. But she is not libertine, she had never even done anything with more than two people. On the other hand, she often fucks girls and guys from Tinder. As she likes to say, she leads a bohemian life.

She still lives with her kid’s father, they’ve been together for ten years (she’s 28). He’s a vagabond too (he’s 40). She often goes out and goes to fuck elsewhere. It drives him crazy, it seems, and I can understand it. The story does not say if he does the same thing on his side.

So, she is rather polite: she had brought some Coke but none of us drink because it’s full of sugar. I still took half a drink for politeness. She asked if we wanted to smoke grass but we declined politely.

She was a little tense but soon felt more comfortable with my jokes. My girlfriend was also tense, she said “I have a stomach ache” before the other arrives. I told my darling to put on a super sexy dress without underwear. So, I just had to drop her suspenders to start the process. After I put her topless, my mistress asked for equality: “undress too, I feel lonely”. Ah, I can tell you that under her gypsy clothes, the baba cool had beautiful underwear!

So here we were, three, naked, in the living room of The Teacher and we went to her room. At first, we were standing in a circle. I touched the two girls: fingers in the vagina and told them to fondle each other’s clit. We kissed at two, three. At one point, our guest began to jerk me off but I did not want my darling to feel sidelined so I took care of her exclusively. The other girl then went on her knees to suck me. And she was greedy. It was not bad !

Then I laid the baba cool on the bed and licked duet with my darling. She said “I usually only rarely orgasm, but I feel like it’s coming.” It lasted a while, she tried to struggle a little but my girlfriend held her firmly. She ended up exulting. Then she licked my girlfriend sucking me. Then, having understood that The Teacher had not orgasmed but she had actually simulated to please Miss Dreadlocks, I have fingered her until orgasm. The two girls having taken a lot of pleasure and feeling very manly, we could finally move on: penetrations.

I lay down and the baba cool was riding me while I licked The Teacher so that the two girls face each other. One was on my tail, the other on my head. I did not see much but it was pretty funny to do that. It seems that she, at one point, fucked me in the “poop break in the woods” position. Me, I just felt she was nagging my cock.

Then, I decided we were going to change: I took off the condom and fucked my darling while she licked the other. I went very hard doggystyle, I really killed her. She ended up falling because her strength was abandoning her at the moment of re-coming. The baba cool rather impressed wanted to try my cock so we exchanged. She was now she licking my girlfriend while I put a condom to destroy her pussy. It was after a few minutes at a very intense pace that I came.

We spoke a little on the bed and then our girlfriend of one night drove me home by car because it was raining. Also, it was midnight (she had arrived at 9:30 pm) and there was no more subway. But Monday morning, I began at 8:30 am in Chassieu, near the stadium “Parc OL”.

Once at home, I called my darling to debrief. She told me that she loved it and did not feel at all jealous. She saw it as a team effort. And she took a good walk! Great !!!

The next day, Monday, therefore, two days of statutory audit. It was very boring, my bosses still pissed me off with their fucking manners. It started with little murderous remarks that made me feel like shit. “Why is not that done? “What are you working on now?” or “it’s not acquired then we will be obliged to do like in school with you” (I soon have bac+8 so fuck your mother).

In their behaviors and in their ways of speaking, there were also things that bothered me: they stared at waiters’ asses at noon and commented aloud, just as they do with the servers a little effeminate “he is beautiful “. They take almost junk food and throw the few vegetables that accompany it. Yet, in their speeches, this is the kind that thinks they are superior to everyone. Especially the fattest one (the other it’s almost OK), he claims his great intelligence “Oh yeah between smart people, it goes immediately better.” So that’s why it’s not going very well…

But I think I understood where his problem comes from. In fact, he has a huge 4×4 and everything, that’s what put me in the ear. You know what they say: big car, small cock and/or shitty private life. This is probably why he feels obliged to broast to compensate. Me it annoys me: I find it so ridiculous to ride mechanics like that and play the cynic all the time. I want to change my job again…

These people are very, very different from me. I do not really know if I will hold the 3 years of the internship of accounting, in the middle of these vulgar assholes, just to have the status and create my business. I think I could do management control or things like that, it would be a lot less taking and less stressful.

Tthe drop of water that broke the mud, yesterday, they went to an aperitif at 4pm. I thought I would finish early too, but no, they told me to stay at the client until 6pm to continue the audit. When I got home, I was caught in a filthy brothel with Belgian and Italian supporters. There was even a parcel alert on the tram. I returned home around 8 pm, with raw nerves. Fucking audit near the big stadium of Lyon during the European Cup of foot.

This morning, big joke, the fattest arrived with almost 1 hour late “there was an accident”. He said that to try to justify himself so the trainee who was with us asked him what route he had taken. Verdict: they took the same, but the trainee was on time: so it’s a fucking lie. I think I’m going to start laughing, there’s no other way, otherwise my nerves will break. Or maybe I should pity him… But still, the girl from the other night said “he is really good, your guy”. So how can I be treated like shit in my work if I’m a fucking alpha who can handle two hot girls at the same time?

Otherwise, about the Diplodocus who flaked us last time, at the last moment for a threesome: I relaunched with a « what’s up virgin ? » She immediately felt stung in her ego and told us that she was still banging big black guys next to “her boyfriend”. So I asked her why she did not come to see us “ah, but I did not know how to get you back.” Seriously… it would have been enough of a « hello, wanna fuck? » Finally, she proposed us three dates, and we fixed the orgy next Friday. We’ll see what happens. I’m not sure I still want to fuck her, I did not like her manners. Hoping she is as hot as in her pictures.

May the God of the Game be with you!

Le 20 mai 2016,

May 20, 2016,

It has been a bit difficult for me lately. I was really lost (except between the thighs of my darling).

1 / First of all, at work, it’s hard. Very difficult ! I do not feel very comfortable in my new office and the pace of work is very difficult to follow.

I do it all: accounting, pay, social, statutory audit, etc. It’s very formative, but hey, I’m not sure I’m determined enough to do consulting in the firm and chartered-accountant to endure another three years of training like this. Seriously, I am rarely at home before 8h-8h30pm. So it really makes long days, but the pay is good. In these times when I do not know what the Labour Law (said law “Bel Khonrie”) reserves us, I wonder if it would really be an idea to shoot me in the foot by resigning. But I think about it all the same.

Well, my colleagues are nice, at least in appearance. One of the bosses is cool and a mature guy explains a lot of things, staying modest. But, on the other hand, there are many assholes in this office. A thirty-year-old, for example, explains things to me but makes me feel that I am inferior to him (he is probably complexed because he only has a HNC). A young associate accountant has a slap head: every time he speaks to me, I feel like he is making fun of me, I want to hurt him but I hold back because he is associated . I have the impression that the guys believe proving their manhood by playing big dicks who have a big mouth. They also stare at girls’ ass ostentatiously.

A collaborator is fat but allows herself to talk about guys (including me) as objects and criticize physics. She makes remarks that make me a little uncomfortable, yet I’m not a tight ass. It’s just rude and inappropriate.

I miss my former office colleague. Besides, I had news from him, he is still unemployed but very happy to have left his job. He is resting a little. He reassured me by telling me that in all the accounting firms where he was, it was that hard.

In addition, I take the post of a girl who resigned but they all loved because she was 3 years and was cute. What pisses me off the most, in fact, I think it’s the remarks I heard at the beginning, from the customers, “the new is less sexy than the former one” or « you are not wearing any skirt, that’s not a good point ». Fucking assholes !

And then, there are these meals in the restaurant all the time with the customers and the associates, where they take aperitifs and digestifs, and wine… and where they call me “pussy” because I do not drink alcohol any more. Ahlala, if they knew what I did in my sex life, they would not talk to me like this and respect me more. What I do not like either, it is their speeches a little scornful, a bit racist. They take everybody for idiots while, in my opinion, there is love to give for everyone. In short, it’s a somewhat pretentious atmosphere, and I can not be myself there, so I remain discreet.

In fact, in front, they pretend to be very nice but I talked a little with everyone in private and they criticize each other in the back. For example, there is one who has a HNC but who tells anyone who wants to hear that he has the same level as the accountants through his 7 years of experience. So he wanted to go into status frame but the partners refused so now he wants to leave and criticize people from behind. Behind the golden aspect of the cage, we must not forget that there are bars. Even if they seem nice when they bring croissants, cigarettes and coffee in the morning, they piss me off because I want to lose weight. We are definitely not on the same wavelength.

There are some remarks that did not go well from the bosses. I had to take stock, they told me it was simple and everything, it would take 10 minutes: I had work for three days. So they were like I was slow and that disappointed them… then when they wanted to look at the file more closely, they realized that it was not so easy. Otherwise, one morning (one time) I arrived around 9:15 instead of 9 am because of a bus that passed with 10 minutes late. The partner who was there has a nervous breakdown and told me “you have to get your fingers out of your ass, Fabrice.” But the next day we had a meeting with a client and he was 45 minutes late but did not apologize. So basically, because he pays me, he can talk to me like a shit ?!

These are the reasons why I do not know if I will stay. I respect myself. Of course it’s better than my old firm and it’s mostly better paid. I do a lot more things and the files are more interesting and prestigious so I will have a better level thanks to this experience. But still, something is wrong… Do I have to work to live or live to work? Is it the price to pay to make money later, giving them three years of my life like that? In addition, if I did not have my girl (or if she dumps me), I do not see when I would flirt or fuck: I do not do much other things than my job. I am tired all the time. I have the stress of all deadlines (VAT before the 21st of the month, the DSN before the 15th, payrolls at the end of the month, etc.) But on the other hand, I do not want to be a loser without work either.

2 / Then I noticed something weird on Facebook. In fact, as I told you last time, with The Teacher we have created a common profile on Tinder for orgies. For this, we registered from a phony email address and we did not put pictures of our faces or our names, just our first names. Basically, there was nothing that could normally connect us to our true identities or our real Facebook accounts but…

But despite this, the cursed social network makes us plenty of suggestions from friends who are not insignificant. These are people we have in our contacts (she or me), people we had in our contacts (such as exs) and people we met in life without ever adding us or talking to us on Facebook. This is where it becomes super creepy.

We have not joined any group of libertinage and yet Facebook suggests us as a friend a guy we have spoken a long time in the club libertine. Facebook also offers my acupuncturist, which I did not even note the last name. There are my sweetheart’s co-workers and also some girls from Aix I kissed in some parties and whom I never got in touch with.

Maybe these people searched me on Facebook and that’s how Zucky made the connection between us? But frankly, I’m moderately convinced, it would surprise me, especially for my acupuncturist. I really feel like being spied on. Maybe via geolocation? What is the next step ? Do we still have a bit of control and freedom in our lives?

3 / Finally, we went as a couple to a libertine foam party. When we arrived at the club, we started to fuck directly. In fact, our challenge was to fuck in every room of this giant sauna, which is by the way the biggest in Europe.

For starters, I got sucked in the glory hole, this famous hole in which you put your tail by not knowing which girl is blowing you on the other side of the wall (or even if it’s a girl… just kidding). I watching a cute exhibitionist sucking a guy who could not get hard because I was watched (poor guy). I also saw a blonde in her forties get fucked by eight guys in a row (gang bang). She was not exceptionally beautiful, but not ugly either, so I admit that it excited me a bit.

In short, we achieved in our bet and my darling enjoyed like crazy. She could not handle it anymore. She had powerful orgasms like never before in her life for several hours. Guys watched me fucking with crazy eyes, as if I was the Terminator of the cock. It was a pleasure.

And then, the club has finally dumped the foam in the largest room: we were find, dancing all naked in the hot foam. It made odd sensations but pleasant. I ended up fucking there, standing doggy style, with people nearby who were quietly boozing at the bar. It was a mess. Some were watching us with a smile. It was a really surreal but nice atmosphere.

It was really a good night. Besides, there were some nice asses (two or three), but most of the girls were a little too fat for my taste. Or too old. I feel very good with my girlfriend, in fact, so I do not see girls the same way. I see them with a spectator’s eye, not with a hunter’s eye.

My girl gives me a lot of fun and we try really cool stuff so I also love the life of a couple and do not feel too much need for pick up. However, she still makes some unwarranted nerve crises from time to time but I now know how to calm her so she begins to learn how to handle them.

By the way, at the end of next week, we have a date with a hot girl met on Tinder for a threesome. So far, they have all flaked at the last moment. But we continue to connect to our Tinder account because we come across some sacred phenomena and we find it funny: a dyke who has never touched a guy proposed me to fuck her without my girlfriend (I refuse anyone who wants to fuck me without my girlfriend now), a fat ugly girl begged us to fuck her, a weird woman with piercings everywhere spoke to us like virgins because we did not want to hurt her in bed with a whip and pegs (she says we’re too young and soft for her), etc.

May the God of the Game be with you!