French Pick Up Artist

It is 4:48pm and a young baboon has just left my girlfriend. She had joined us, The Teacher and me, around 2pm.

She came early because her parents forced her to return home to Meyzieu for 5pm. She is 18 years old and is in high school in Villeurbanne… it had been a long time since I had not fucked a high school girl.

Making her come has not been very difficult. Her description on Tinder said “Free your mind and your ass will follow”. So I said « nice your saying and you are free to the point of making love to a couple?
– Thanks I always wanted so why not ^^
– Cool ^^ well we like you so if you want we can see each other at the end of the week or this weekend ?
– Well yeah why not, I risk being super stressed and embarrassed I warn you direct !
– I know it’s normal it’s always that when we do something new! But if you are motivated tell us what evening or afternoon you are available
– Yeah it works, well this saturday it’s no possible but sunday afternoon if you’re willing why not ? Anyway it’s been too long that I speak of it soi t is necessary to launch one day !
– Fine, let’s go for Sunday afternoon at tea time !
– My only imperative Sunday is that I must be in Meyzieu for 5pm, imperative family …
– Okay and well then let’s say at 2pm or if you prefer tomorrow night
– Yeah 2pm it’s better ! Tomorrow I already have something planned
– OK lol
– Do we meet at your place?
– Yes
– Fine
– Frankly, I’m not going to lie to you I’m really scared
– Lol it’s normal it means that it really gets you out of your comfort zone;) but that’s where we live the best experiences !
– Yeah that’s sure, I need to test after all… but already that I’m a shy base… 😀 then it’s stressful knowing that I do not know you at all I hardly seen you in photo: D

[At this moment I gave her our Facebook couple profile]

– Thanks ! So how do you imagine it ? Because some couples have certain rules when sleeping with another girl ! So I know a little what to expect …
– In fact we do not have precise rules lol. Especially do not stress !
– I can not wait to be there, it’s a positive stress;)
– It’s nice to read that ! »

She arrived by telling us about her problems with her parents. They are scolding her because they are worried about her because she is taking drugs. Her father even made a Facebook account to try a little to see what she’s cooking up. She showed us the comments he leaves. I thought for a moment to send him a message saying “MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER” but I thought it would be naughty.

The girl told us she goes to “parties” and regularly takes hard drugs. She even told us that recently, she banged guys but does not remember the fuck. Yet she was dressed rather classy and was clean on herself, she’s a good family girl… we couldn’t imagine like that. We only knew her for a few minutes when she began to tell us all her sex life. She was funny, finally, she made me laugh. She was fully crazy and pretty cute so we took it as a joke and then we took her.

First of all, she was offered coffee… and offered to give her a four-handed massage. She put herself on a string to lie on the bed. We coated her with oil.

Then we kissed all three. She liked my girl more than me, she a little neglected me, but it does not matter, I do not care. She had a nice body still firm. The youth surely. Small breasts and good buttocks, her pussy completely shaved covered a tiny clit well hidden. She should enjoy now because with the drugs she takes, she may not keep it long, this nice body!

Well. The girls licked each other, after I massaged them both… then I licked them. The Teacher has orgasmed. The other asked me to stop because it was too sensitive. It was then understood that she did not control her sexuality well. She told us, on this subject, having fucked only 10 guys and 1 girl in her life. She defines herself as bisexual. And I’m her oldest, until then, she had not fucked any guy over 21 years old. Her fantasy is to get fucked by two guys at the same time… but she thinks that even her sex friends are too much attached to her. She would like the guys to be less “romantic”.

Finally, they sucked me in turn. It was good, I got hard. Because until then, I was rather soft. I do not know why, right now I’m not in a dazzling sexual form.

Then, the young girl went to smoke at the window. She is so addicted that she had to take a break during the fuck to have a joint.

She came back to watch us (The Teacher continued to suck me during this time) and said she liked the doggy style. So I fucked her until she came (with condom). Then it was the turn of my girlfriend and I ejaculated in her (without a condom, it helps). The girl got dressed, smoked a joint and left.

Updates on my life: We started looking at apartments to move in together. We found interesting things and it’s true that, financially, it would divide a lot of expenses by two.

Funny anecdote: At 11am, this morning in Guillotière, a drunk black has approached us. “She’s pretty, is she your girlfriend?
– Yes.
– She’s pretty but not you. » Thank you it’s a pleasure !

Otherwise, the other night, I went home quietly when I saw through the window that one of my neighbors was getting dressed. She was surely returning from work and changing. I admired her ass while her panties and her jeans went up along her legs. It was sexy and I did not see her face so I could fantasize freely. I even had a small erection. I would have taken a picture but I preferred to admire.

Finally, know that I managed to go 3 times to the sport this week and I decided to make an appointment with a dietician nutritionist, we’ll see what happens! But I do not want to become a fat chartered accountant like all my colleagues and yet I took a little this way. Dirty dynamic for a PUA!

May the God of the Game be with us!

On November 13th 2016,

Last Sunday, a pretty little brunette came to our house.

She arrived around 4 pm, at tea time: she had brought 6 beers.

She has drunk two or three alone, just to get comfortable. We drank one, out of politeness.

This is a girl that we had picked up on Tinder in late September. How to explain that she took so long to come? In fact, she procrastinated. So much that I thought she would never come. But one day, she revealed to me the real reason: she had planned a date with a girl and preferred to try with a girl alone before coming to see a couple because she had never done anything with a woman.

The worst thing is that the girl in question did not stop flaking. She behaved so needy. So, it scared her. But it suited her to be scared: at least her project was not moving forward and she did not need to get out of her comfort zone. It was when she explained to me that I was able to argue in order to change her reality.

In fact, it’s true: it’s better to have a guy AND a girl to start with. Like that, the guy can explain how to make a woman enjoy with a model.

Fortunately she is really beautiful, it catches up. She has a very pretty face with beautiful hair. Her body is very thin. Unfortunately, she smokes, but for a one shot it doesn’t matter.

She told us that she had dumped her ex two months earlier and sexually it was not terrible, so she is catching up now. Under the influence of alcohol, she confessed that before coming, she felt very stressed and that to reassure herself, she told herself that she could leave at any time if she did not like us. Which is true.

Once she was not too stressed, we made a game with dice. Sexual positions were determined for each score. Each time, it should last a minute (which frustrates well and is very exciting). It was practiced either at two or three, the chance chose. It’s not bad this game we developed, I should market it.

So, we did a lot of preliminaries. We all warmed up, licked and sucked. Then, we make positions to three:
– doggy style while one licked the other then we exchanged girl;
– one babe gets licked by another while I took her in missionary;
– a woman was riding me while I licked the other.

And each time, we played again. In the end, they did things together, like the chisel and the 69.

Before leaving, she said that she agreed to make a foursome with 3 girls. Then, on the way back, she sent us a text message to thank us for “allowing her to perform this experience” despite her “inexperience”.

During the week, my girl did not piss me off. There is progress! There was some start of arguments but nothing serious compared with what it was. So, I do not regret not having kept her.

In the office, that’s it I started my DEC. Which means that in three years if I hold good, I’ll be a chartered accountant. I will be able to start my business and work at the times that suit me. That said, my bosses have changed a little since it is a question of joining the DEC: they are less cool and much more stressful, demanding, they speak to me less respectfully, etc. They probably say themselves that it is acquired, that I am there for 3 years, so they let go.

I released a new ebook that I find (modestly) rather successful on the Friendzone and Sexualization: I have already sold 7 in three days so it’s a good launch, at my scale.

Thursday night (eve of November 11), we went to the “couple party” in a well-known swingers club in downtown Lyon. It was much better than the other nights we spent there: there were no single men who followed us everywhere like dogs in heat, the entrance was forbidden to them. On the other hand, it was allowed to single women but there were none either. Astonishing, is not it…

The people were necessarily older than in the young parties, but it’s ok, there were beautiful women of 30 years among the mummies (I’m just kidding, there were fucking MILFs). We saw people meeting in the jacuzzi to swing. They had surely made an appointment from a site libertine. Other exchanges between couples were done on the job.

There were a lot of people, I have to say, so there was a bit of everything, actually. But I have observed that, even among young men, I am not one of the fattest : far from it. Although I have not lost more weight since my last FR, I have not get fatter and it’s already a good thing.

Me, it excites me to stare at chicks geting fucked but it bothers a little The Teacher. Suddenly, after a while, we ended up showing off in our turn. She sucked me in the hallway where a lot of people passed. Some couples stopped to watch us. Even those who did not stop had a look.

There was a pretty blonde in her thirties who looked at me for a long time in the eyes being blowed while her guy caressed her breasts. It was very exciting.

Then I took my girlfriend with my fingers and my cock. After, we went to make a sauna and we came back home praying not to have caught cold. The moral is that it was nice but too expensive for what it was (€50 per couple). Especially, for us because swinging, it’s not too much our thing. So, I do not think we will return often.

May the God of the Game be with us!

November 3rd 2016,

Friday night, The Teacher received a message on a girl Tinder from she had picked up “well you will hate me… I’m going to rest tonight! I went out yesterday and ended up in a bad state and the day was long.

She had organized a threesome with a girl Tinder to make me a surprise but did not know how to manage the “almost flake” of this girl… so she told me about it.

So I took the phone and I trained the girl “you find that an experience like us, it’s not worth it to move your ass?
– To tell you, I do not even know how I came back
– You had a hangover, really well
– Oh no, I did not say that! I’m not saying you’re not worth it
– We organized ourselves so you take a nap and you come
– Ahahah ok ok
– In which world do we cancel 1 hour before?
– Its true, you are right
– Yeah. Well we let you sleep and the date is at 9:45pm”

The girls are often tempted to get cold feet before enjoying because making a threesome stresses a little. But we must hold on, take them out of their comfort zone and not to procrastinate.

One of them went so far as to invent that “her girlfriend” (whose existence we discovered at the same time) had discovered her Tinder account and that she could not come. Awesome ! Iif I discovered that my girl has a personal Tinder account, I’d leave her and get fucked by who she wants! Finally, a tall brunette (1m84) has arrived home.

A girl who practiced rowing. Her favorite phrase: “the rowers are hot”. She is very fun and is from Aix-en-Provence, too. We did a strip card game and my girlfriend won. Our pledge was to masturbate in front of her. Then we did oral sex, the tall girl sucks very well too. And finally, I fucked them both.

This is not my first really tall girl. I believe that these girls do not get a headache with size criteria unlike the girls who are just “a little” tall. I do not voluntarily speak about small ones that have a complex. Many tall girls just look at the guy as a whole.

This one put me more than a head and yet I made her orgasm several times. So, she got down on her knees and sucked me and I spanked her doggy style.

After that, we had a great weekend. Even if it does not work between us in the future, it’s still taken on life. I try not to project myself too much and to live the present moment, otherwise I ask myself too many questions and it drives me crazy.

Monday afternoon, I was insulted by the girl who was invited during the last threesome. That made me laugh. She wanted to mess with our common friend because he was doing a one itis and I told him she was not that great. I told him that the fuck with her was not great and that she was a little too plump for my taste… this asshole told her everything.

So she invented that :
1) we had not slept together ;
2) I have a small cock ;
3) she had not enjoyed with me but simulated.

Her arguments contradicted each other, but it does not matter. These are the usual attacks of a chick who does not like that one tells her fuck. It made laugh my girlfriend who often sees my cock. I did not laugh, it’s never pleasant.

Otherwise, Monday night, I went out. I had an appointment at 11am in front of the Opera with beginners of the LAIR. The big AFC talked to girls on the way coming then spent the evening with, without telling me.

The worst part of all this is that they have not even fucked or kissed them. The rules of the wingman were not respected and it fell back on their nose. We must always test quickly whether there is something possible or not instead of making interactions last for fun. In any case, I will never plan to go out again with unreliable guys like that.

Well, otherwise, I went back to work after : can’t wait next weekend! I took advantage of the long weekend to fill my registration file for the course of chartered accountant. In January 2020, hopefully, I’ll be done. Another important point: I lost 1kg again! I’m on the right track but we must not give up! Finally, I was sick again in October (an angina this time), so I’m angry because for 2 days of absence, I lost about €300  salary… again.

May the God of the Game be with you!