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Better to have fun than to be a couple

Better to have fun than to be a coupleOctober 13th 2016,

Hey guys, I think I finally know why we have two eyes, two arms, two legs but only one cock. It is to be able to finger two naughty girl sucking in duet.

Yesterday morning, I was still sick. I had fever and sore throat. But now I go to work no matter what to contaminate everyone. So I went to work and I looked good. Better than losing 100 euros per day.

Meanwhile, I was talking on Tinder on our profile couple with a girl with a strange name. Her description was nice “Better to have fun than to be a couple”. I opened with “We do both: we have fun and we are a couple.”

She said that the experiment was tempting her, that it had been a long time since she wanted to try a threesome and she was very motivated. On the other hand, she had 0 experience with the girls. I said that I would teach her and we agreed on a date that evening.

Obviously, The Teacher started to pout because it was organized at the last minute but I sold her the idea as “you will realize the fantasy of her life.” My girlfriend finally agreed, a little reluctantly, to make this threesome “it’s your guest so you’ll manage because I do not want to do the talking.”

Last night, I went to her house as was agreed and she greeted me with her grumpiness. It was really bad. Then, the second girl called to say she was in front of the door. So I asked “I send her back home or?
– No it would not be polite.”

The girl in question is 19 years old, is rather cute and nice. It surely contributed to the fact that The Teacher returns to smile. Good, because the young girl was very intimidated: we had to chat for more than an hour before she felt like sitting down with us on the couch (before that, she was on a chair at two meters away).

She explained to us that flirting with boys is easy but that every time she talks with a girl that, falls into the water. We came to the conclusion that girls are much more difficult than guys but they would be happier by less complicating things. With us, it worked because there is the photo of my darling but it is I who communicates, with masculine energy. A super effective blend for dipping panties.

Once completely on the couch, we started to get warm. They caressed and I took their hands to put them on my cock to show them that my dick was hard. Then we undressed and went on the bed. I pressed The Teacher on the mattress to remove her panties. The youngster came next to me and I showed her how to lick and finger. She was a serious student, even that The Teacher had an orgasm. While the girl was licking my girlfriend, I began to finger her by stroking the clit. She enjoyed, too.

After that, she sat on my girlfriend (lying on her back) licking her… while I licked my girlfriend. Both orgasmed. Orgasms are communicative!

Then they were two on me and sucked as a team. I let myself go and then they took turns riding me. Finally, I placed them one on the other and fucked them by changing pussy regularly: one doggy style and the other missionary.

I ended up coming in the young, doggy style. And I spanked her.

Finally, everyone had a great evening. The Teacher has enjoyed three times. It was really not worth pissing me off upstream. If she had canceled this evening that I had broken my ass to organize, I probably would have reacted badly.

Fucking a new pussy did me a lot of good. What do I like women! The novelty in bed, it’s exhilarating. Even if the girls we fuck are generally less beautiful than my girlfriend, kissing a new mouth and everything is very good! What I mean is that when you undress either there is fat, or the breasts are not very pretty… but it does not matter in this context. For a one night stand, it’s cool!

I really want to help my girlfriend become more positive, cooler. The last time I wrote about her, I was really pissed off. In truth, we laugh really well and she is very attentive. I will give her some time to learn to control herself and take life on the right side!

Sometimes I think I would like to have a new girl just for me. I found it exhilarating at the time. So, I do not know if I will cheat on her from time to time. In any case, if I do, I will never tell you (it is not polite).

I realize that there is almost only the Game that makes me hard in life. It’s certainly better than having nothing that fascinates us, but if it prevents me from starting a family, I would be disappointed. On the other hand, I talked about it with my dad and he told me that this compulsive reproductive instinct is natural and fades over time. Maybe I’m still too young to fit myself even though I met a girl who could do the job? There’s a moment, you have to accept things as they are…

So here we come to a turning point in my life. I really wonder about my lifestyle.

I think I’ll continue writing when I fuck a new girl until December. But I think it starts to go around in circles, the girls excite me but do not surprise me anymore. I feel a form of weariness. So, if I stay with The Teacher, I think this will be my last diary. I would still write on my blog to give you news occasionally when a doggy style will be out of the ordinary… but that will be all.

My job also breaks my balls. The secretary spends her time pissing me off when I arrive at 8:04 instead of 8 am, telling me to close the bathroom door when it is broken, lower the hood of the copier and everything. Seriously, what an old maniac! And then she turns around for an hour to explain to me how much back pain she has. Damn, but if you want to be pityed, bitch, do not spend your time breaking the balls! Colleagues are really stressed too, and they do a great deal to me, especially a 30-year-old who still lives with her mother. I do not like it. I hate open spaces !

Suddenly, I will probably do the three-year internship in this office but hey… without more motivation than that! Even if that’s what I need in the long run to not be a poorly paid slave all my life, they should not piss me off much otherwise I’ll leave. Without regret !

It would be so much more horny to be able to live on my passion than to languish in an office for 40 years. I also have a new project: I write an ebook on friendzone and sexualization. My Youtube channel is doing pretty well, my goal is to have 2000 subscribers next summer.

Among the positive things, I can go to the gym regularly, several times a week. I lost a little weight since the start but nothing crazy (like 2kg). So, the results are not miraculous but my case does not get worse, which is already good!

Finally here… all that to say that even as a couple I fuck as many girls as a lambda guy! It’s cool !!!

May the God of the Game be with us !

PS = when this girl sent me a text, I put her number in the Facebook search bar. I then fell on her profile and saw a friend in common. I asked my friend “do you fuck her?
– huh how do you know?
– I’m called the mentalist
– well tell me how you know I thought being discreet with her
– she has a metro ticket
– nom d’une pipe ! I want to know everything
– and what about her shark tattoo?
– did you fuck her ???
– I made her fuck with my girlfriend
– it is awesome !”

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The alpha male in human societies

The first question is: can we talk about alpha male in humans? The second is: what is an alpha man. Finally, the third: how to become an alpha male?

 

Can we talk about alpha male in humans?

The alpha male in nature

In zoology, an alpha male (or “dominant male”) is an individual that other members of the same group follow, to whom they obey and/or submit.

The alpha male is a male that breeds more than others because enjoys privileged access to females. In some animals, the dominant male has exclusive exclusivity for females: he copulates with 80% of females.

The concept of male alpha, dominant male , exists in wolves, you surely know… but it also exists in species that resemble us more, namely most species of monkeys such as capuchins.

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Are there “pack leaders” in humans?

 

The characteristics of an alpha male in nature

A male can be dominant through physical characteristics such as strength. But also by right acquired at birth (inheritance), by access to resources, by good communication …

In lions, physical strength is critical to being considered a dominant male. While among bonobos and chimpanzees, for example, an alpha male owes his status to his ability to form political alliances. No, you’re not dreaming, these monkeys practice a form of politics. Just like humans…

 

 

The Alpha Male in Society: Are There Alphas Men?

Some are embarrassed by the fact that we speak of alpha male in humans because it reminds them that the human is an animal. And yet…

From the dawn of humanity, good hunters had more children than others. I speak well of our ancestors to all of us. This ability turned into reputation, then status and power. Power that offered them the lust of women. The alpha male therefore seems to be the best genitor, with an ideal social position, a good genetic inheritance, valued skills that he will be able to transmit to his child.

Today we do not really hunt anymore, but men always strive to assert their abilities, to build a good inheritance. They work, direct, sing, write, go on TV, do politics, and so on. All for what purpose? To become visible, build a reputation, have recognition and finally afford the lust of women.

You see women adoring singers, artists, comedians, in short, public figures that THE SOCIETY decides to highlight… It is far, the time we were adored for our talent or work, even if it seems to be a logical thing. Many talented artists today do not convey a message that appeals to the system, so we ignore them, despite their remarkable work. While others, sometimes devoid of talent are put forward and oversold by TVs and newspapers until we are persuaded that they are great. Then, the people think that if such great artists have such or such opinion, then they are necessarily the good ones and we must make them ours. The circle is complete. Conclusion: those put forward today no longer strictly meet the criteria of the alpha male, but still enjoy this status. It’s enough for them to say what Big Brother wants us to say, even if they do not think about it.

 

Who benefits from ignorance if not the refusal to understand the people?

Females in primates and most mammals choose to breed with alphas males because an alpha male reportedly has good DNA. The social rank of the male is the main criterion of sexual selection in the female. I am talking about natural selection here. So, of course, we do not really live in nature anymore, but its laws and rules are still inscribed in us and still govern us.

You will never learn anything as important in college, on television, or during your classes at school. So keep it in mind! However, society strives to talk as little as possible. Why ? Because the ignorance of the people is the strength of the elites.

Ramses II had more than one hundred children, a Sultan of Morocco had 888 children, Gandhi himself seems to have been a real sex obsessed (according to the stories of some historians). Dictators always have plenty of mistresses and women. All tribal leaders have more than one woman. All gurus limit the sexuality of their followers but end up being involved in a sexual scandal (Rael, Koresh, etc.) Chirac has fucked all Paris! Kennedy, Churchill, have enjoyed, in every sense of the word, their status. But, yet, did you only heard about it?

Our genetic programming explains why an artist who does not take care of his children will always find chicks to make him some children, why a boss sleeps with his secretary, why some serial killers have so many admirers, why the Stockholm syndrome, why beautiful women jostle to marry footballers less smart than my dog, why Holland and Julie Gayet, why Strauss-Kahn, etc. Indeed, the man is programmed to spread his genes to the maximum while the woman l is to select the best possible parents.

You already know if you have read evolutionary psychology books (Evopsy), otherwise you know what you have to do.

 

The case of “extremist feminists”

Imposing a strict morality on the people and trying to manipulate women to hate men and being hated by them is a good example of this: the powerful ones go out and pass on their genetic heritage while you put it on the ear and that everyone finds it very well. This is called “morality”. What a victory for puritanism!

It seems to the media very important to talk about inclusive writing, for example, while most people do not even know how to write French correctly and put “ER” at the end of all the verbs that sound vaguely in “é”… But there is nothing more serious on Earth? Or even in France? That’s really the priority, seriously? We will come back to this in a future article… as if textbooks could be at the origin of violence against women because the masculine prevails over the feminine in grammar. But why people don’t talk about the fact that in some cultures, so in some homes on the French territory, men hit their wives and find that normal, giving the example to their children who reproduce the scheme? Politically incorrect. Why do we never talk about those women who harass men, at work, for example? Hypocrisy and politically correct, always. In short, the debates are misguided and the fights are poorly chosen.

For me, the “extremist feminists” (those who want not to reach a gender equity but who want to crush and humiliate men in the name of revenge for past injustices) are conditioned and I will come back to this in a future article, as I have said. They are manipulated to play the game of the system, of our elites. But the strongest thing in this is to be able to convince them that they are THEIR ideas, their convictions, their interests, which is of course wrong…

The system and the relentless media have managed to convince women that a pick-up artist like me is a threat, calls for hatred and advocates street harassment. So I’m in the same basket as the badly educated and vicious guys who rub in the subway and put hands in the ass seem like nothing.

How many thought by themselves before going to report my Facebook page and my videos on Youtube, going as far as closing my channel for “call to hate”? The truth is that the only ones who hate are them, but nobody will say it either on TV or in the newspapers.

I have always been for equality between men and women, for equity more exactly, I have always advocated the respect and sexual freedom of women. A reading even transversal but in good faith of my blog would suffice to understand it.

But it’s not important, the important thing is what is publicized. Reality is not important compared with the weight of the media. How many interviews did I give to newspapers that actually only wanted to make another pick-up artist look ridiculous ? Only, seeing that I did not say anything misogynistic, they all gave up publishing these interviews… From Le Nouvel Obs to C’est mon choix, I did not have the opportunity to defend an opinion contrary to theirs . Long live “freedom of speech” !

 

The case of pick-up artists

If our elites wish to make people easily manipulable, they must weaken them, condition them, and take away their courage to take their opinions. They are tired of all these people who protest: it would be better for them that we are all submissive and close our mouths. There is no room for those who think otherwise, the “dissidents”, not the possibility of restoring healthy relationships between men and women.

Society is clearly in the direction of “soon, there will be no more differences between men and women”. It is obvious that if we were all of the same sex or we no longer thought of sex, we would be more productive and enrich the elites of the system. So of course pick-up artists upset because they go against this trend. These are the people to shoot because they dare to assume as sexed beings. Their value system goes against the interests of the system, since they work for the good of humans (men and women). It is therefore much more convenient to stereotype (crazy, obsessed, peers, burned to the limit of the sex offender) and to demonize them. But why is it wrong to fight sexual misery and guilt of having desire, without ignoring the rules of etiquette?

I had already talked about why you are conditioned to be ashamed to seek advice in seduction.

 

The guilt of men

I will also have to talk in a future article about why men are conditioned in our society to feel guilty of being men and of wanting women. Why women who want to fuck are systematically treated whores until they suppress their impulses. Why do we want us to shut our mouth and let extremist feminism win, playing the game of the system since it is orchestrated by it, I remind it… under the pretext that most men are big pigs!

I should feel guilty about my condition as a cis-gender heterosexual white man so I have to shut up and pay for some fuckers who really abuse women. But the thing is that I am a target easier than them, politically correct, so I take a lot in my mouth in addition to having to close it. And defending myself is very difficult because contrary to the ambient conditioning. That’s why the masses shut their mouths and continue a little more to submit and lose their dignity. Because of the police of thought and language, we no longer have the right to think or defend ourselves.

 

alpha male or alpha female

“Fear will change sides”: fairness, intimidation or willingness to enslave?

Why and how to relearn manhood?

 

What to say to those who think I’m crazy ?

You are doubtless blinded, convinced that the elites are honest, act by ideal, for I know not what conviction.

You accept the imposed hierarchy because it is easy, because you do not know that you still have a choice… or, worse, because you are convinced that this is what you must do, period.

But that’s the purpose of the system: and it’s even better if you work for the elite without realizing it, even relaying ideas that are harmful to you, and if possible thinking that you’ve had them alone or that they constitute your real opinion.

The worst is that in your lineage, all women have done their job. They chose the most dominant man they could. All this to come today to guys who support puritanism, extremist feminism, who argue that there is no alpha male in humans. I really wonder where it missed…

 

Who finances the enjoyment of our elites?

The worst part is that we ALL finance the enjoyment of individuals like some of our elected (there are even some who are pedophiles) who pretend to be interested in us on TV sets and who, in the european parliament, earn tens of thousands of euros a month… in the name of equality. How? With taxes, various taxes, pseudo charity actions, etc.

And why are these pedophiles who govern us not in prison (yeah, for some it’s not suspicion but certainty)? Because the elites who govern us support each other: soon we may be sentenced to prison for having approached a girl respectfully in the street, while they will make crap quietly in their corner…

 

How are we manipulated ?

Your instincts are not in the interest of the elites. So they have to use fear to make yourself a manageable individual. I had already spoken of the fear of punishment that society puts in place to domesticate the man in this article.

Keep in mind that the morality we are taught always goes in the direction of the system, never in that of our interests (unless you are part of a few privileged elites).

If you doubt it, I give you a list of three books to read to go further and better understand: George Orwell’s 1984, The Brave New World by Aldous Huxley and La France Big Brother by Laurent Obertone.

Finally, to explore the issue of puritanism growing in France and the leveling down, I encourage you to read this article.

 

What is an alpha man?

Become alpha to get out of sexual misery

You will readily admit by observation around you that 20% of young men seem to be serial fuckers while 80% of the male population lives in sexual misery.

It does not remind you of anything? Yes, as mentioned above, in some animals, alphas males feed on 80% of females, leaving only their crumbs to others.

Do you still believe that the alpha male does not exist in humans? No ? Well, I prefer that… In fact, we can not go against nature, in spite of civilization and the progress of science, because we are the nature, we carry it in ourselves… and denying it by vanity engenders only problems !

So, of course, you may never be part of the governing elite, you will probably never be an alpha among the alphas, but you can still pull out of the game. And for that, you do not need to to become an odious asshole.

 

Characteristics of Alpha Man

Be careful, what follows is caricatural… but true!

An alpha man is a man popular with other men, he is also a man who is liked by women. Preselection is a concept that when you’re liked by girls, more girls are likely to be interested.

An alpha man is expert in something, he represents the authority in a field, is a reference for some people.

An alpha man is ambitious, he has many passions, a busy life…

An alpha male is combative, he can protect people he loves and who loves him, etc.

For that, he can be strong physically, of course it helps. It can also have some form of beauty in the face or a “very manly” face, like our friend Lino Ventura.

However, be careful, do not be fooled: you do not have to have all the features to attract women. Some are doing very well with only popularity, wealth, power, trust or authority…

lino ventura

 

How to become an alpha male?

Enter the circle of alphas males

To become a true alpha male, you must enter the virtuous circle.

At first, you can use the famous “fake it until you make it” to become an alpha male. Behave yourself as if you had a lot of confidence, even if it’s not really the case right now. Do it while waiting to become authentically confident, because this is the best way to make it true.

Personally, I was far from being an alpha male when I was younger. But I formed through the community of seduction and personal development, and I became much better. Among other things, thanks to sex and soon 300 beautiful women who wanted me, I became what I am. Today, I do not really think anymore in terms of technique or what, I have become authentically more alpha. Naturally!

It is not good for the system that we become alphas males, because it prefers that we are all submissive sheep. And frustrated, if possible, so that we give everything we have at work, to make up for our terribly meaningless life.

 

You can change

You can, to start attracting women and thus become a confident alpha, train you to sexy humor, learn to have a good body language, to be a great leg… you will find everything you need on this blog.

You must not be needy, you must represent a challenge and take care of yourself. Things that you may not be doing naturally but that you must force yourself to do at the beginning… before you naturally become an alpha for whom this behavior will be “normal”. Personally, I do not really see myself as a pick up artist today, I think I became an alpha, simply.

For me, one day even the elites will be overwhelmed by the system they have put in place. One day, machines will replace us or we will give up sex to make test-tube babies. And that day, nothing will save our part of humanity… What an abomination!

 

The basis of salvation

To save our species, the basis is sex. Because sex and survival are at the heart of the whole society, at the center of all attention, even more than money and power.

I sincerely believe that if, to begin with, we lived in a less frustrated society, with fewer problems between men and women, if we were for example trained in pick-up and seduction, it would be much better… What do you think ?

For example, if public transit scramblers were not sexually frustrated and had learned to approach and seduce a woman while remaining respectful, do not you think our country would be better off?

I let you think about everything you just read…

See you soon !

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Sextos: 20 good ideas to excel in the art of sexting

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Why would it be good if you excelled in the art of sexting? Because texts and short writings on social networks are the preferred mode of communication of generation Y.

All generations combined, more than one person out of two practices sexting. Not necessarily very good, but almost everyone sexts.

Texts and sextos are much less intrusive than a phone call, for example, and writing has a great erotic dimension and leaves a huge space for the imagination.

That’s why sextos are so powerful to seduce.

The goal in this article is to teach you how to send sexts to a girl, without too much vulgarity, without making her run away (I’m talking about a normal girl not a tight ass).

Well, personally, I do not care being thought of as an obsessed so it helps but I know that most guys want to take care of their reputation while fucking a lot like animals. Not easy, but possible with sextos.

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What is a sexto?

A sexto is an text that speaks of sex. A naughty text.

By extension, we can say that we send sextos to someone via Tinder, Facebook or Snapchap when we send short messages to excite him or her.

The sexto, it is super effective to turn someone that we have not fucked yet on, it is as good to maintain the flame of a couple during the long days spent in the office.

What is the use of sexting?

Add eroticism to your life. Disinhibiting is easier to write, time to take confidence at least, and it allows to test that you are on the same wavelength with the other.

Can we seduce with sextos ? Of course, since it is a weapon of massive sexualization. So this is also a good way to avoid the Friendzone.

The main strength of sextos and texts in general is that it is private: so there is not too much social pressure.

The must ? You can even send sextos to a girl who is next to you in a group without anyone noticing anything. That can add spice to your relationship or increase your level of complicity.

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Precaution to take

Do not send sextos with your business phone. Remember the misadventure that happened to the Orange technician because he did not take this precaution…

Check that you have the phone plan so you do not have a bad surprise at the time of receiving the bill (although today almost everyone is unlimited).

Make sure you are not mistaken about the addressee: to a co-worker or your boss, it would be the worst effect. Sometimes we think of someone at the time of sending the message and we make a mistake : it is better to check twice.

Have a little sexualized with the girl before, do not send dirty crap directly. Even if I have already done it, it can turn against you… Anyway, it is necessary to calibrate according to your relation with the girl, and of her reaction to your first messages.

Be careful if you send naughty photos: I suggest that your face is not identifiable. Only send sexy photos when you trust the person.

For men, do not show your cock. NEVER. Cock, it’s something that I find prettier when it’s suggested than shown. And then, a little frustration, it can not hurt the woman…

Personally I already received a lot of pictures of naked girls without having sent anything back. Only thanks to my pen. It is therefore possible not to reveal too much but to make fantasize girls like crazy.

 

Be direct

Long sexting?

It is possible to seduce by writing long erotic texts describing what you would like to do with your girl. Nevertheless, it is not practical.

The best, in my opinion, is to send short sextos, even develop your bold thinking based on your partner’s answers.

Speed ​​of response?

Answer quickly when a woman is sexting.

Sometimes, the girl is hot at some point but if you do not take advantage this window shot, you may never fuck her.

Do not be too complicated

I often see guys trying to complicate their texts, to coat their junk “so that it looks serious”.

But it’s a mistake: spontaneity can have a crazy charm… especially in a sexto!

Oh, and remember that a sexto is not a sweet word. It’s more hardcore!

Do not be afraid to appear perverse because they are too.

Ask permission ?

Never. On the other hand, the girl must never have the impression that you take her for a slut or for an easy girl. Remember to make the interaction unique: so, why are you sextoting her?

Use humor?

Yes, and it’s always better not to take yourself too seriously or boast when you are sextoting.

Too many guys boast but are dummies in bed. So, even if you are the best, the girl will remove you some points in case of bragging…

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Examples and ideas of sexting

I had already given 10 ten examples of good sexting. But it does not cost anything to start over…

Sextos to turn a girl on

“I’m hungry. I’d eat your buttocks but too moon, at noon, I have to settle for a salad. ”

“I really want to lick your tits.”

“What color are your underwear today? ”

“Do you think you’d like to come home without panties tonight?”

“What are your fantasies?” You can use the 20 questions to ask a girl to drive her crazy.

“My tongue wants to go for a walk between your thighs!”

“I feel like grabbing your hips tightly while kissing you tenderly.”

Another good idea is to say that you dreamed of the person and told your dream (a very sexual thing, of course). Thus you do not make any request but the person will necessarily visualize the scene when you will tell it. So, you do not ask anything but you sexualize the interaction.

Precision, if you have sexed a girl on the Internet before meeting her, make sure to be the same when you see her for real. Take initiatives and assume… otherwise, she may be disappointed.

Ah, because, yeah, a good sexting has to end with a date to fuck.

Sextos for warming couples:

“I’m waiting for you naked in the bedroom.”

“Imagine something very dirty. I’ll do it tonight.”

“I go to see you at work and we fuck on your desk? ”

“You’re going to take a big spank tonight. ”

“I fuck you as soon as you come home. ”

“I touch myself thinking about you.”

“I love the smell of your boobs when you sweat while fucking. Hurry that you come back.”

“Wanna register on a site libertine? ”

Should youput smileys in your sextos?

Yes, a smiley in a text message or a sexto makes the person more friendly (proven by scientific studies).

On the other hand, do not make complicated diagrams with emoticons nor any of that. Just basic smileys : smile, wink …

 

Feel free to share your good sexting ideas in the comments! 😉

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I miss the pick-up in solo

October 10th 2016,

It has been almost a month and a half since last time I wrote. There are new things in my life, but not so much sex stuff.

 

Facebook account censored

First, the ultimate affront: one of my Facebook accounts was closed because I talk about sex (a virgin probably reported me to a moderator). “Your account has been disabled for violating the Facebook Community Standards and we will not be able to reactivate it. We disable accounts that solicit others or publish content of a sexual nature.” I’m mad, I’m furious ! There really is no freedom of expression, actually. Well, yes there is, but not for everyone nor on all subjects.

 

News from The Teacher

Following her faint this summer, I accompanied my girlfriend to her analysis: she has nothing. So it was a big anxiety attack, vagal discomfort. Very impressive, that said, but benign!

She is currently a substitute teacher and is bored. So, today I would like to talk about the mess that is our national education.

She stayed more than a month without assignment knowing that there were vacancies. Our dear department prefers hiring contractors while there are plenty of substitutes who are paid but do not have a job! Isn’t it a little stupid?

 

My new cabinet

Since August 29th, I work in a new accounting firm. It is going relatively well, the atmosphere is cordial, the collaborators are a little boring but it is OK. The schedules are mostly respected (I usually do 8am-18 :30pm).

But there’s something wrong, but it’s probably because I’m too sensitive. In September, I was sick all weekend, I raised to over 39 (a fucking gastro). But on Monday, I went to work because the fever had fallen in the night. The thing is, the fever raised again in the afternoon, so around 4pm, I went to the doctor and then went home. I was stopped medically for 2 days. However, when I received my pay slip, I saw that the boss had removed me 3 days “Monday Tuesday Wednesday”. I moaned, very unhappy, so he finally paid me my Monday morning.

He finally removed me only 2.5 days. But damn, it sealed me the salary, this pettiness! Unlike public services, if you are sick in the private sector, you have three days of deficiency. So the first three days when we are sick, we are not paid, we have it in the ass!

But the thing is that when I came back to work, the boss did not hesitate to press me and make me catch up on the late files that had accumulated on my desk (so I did the same job for less money). It’s a little ridiculous as reasoning, because if I did not get up at 6am in the morning TO GO WORK, if I did not take the metro TO GO WORK, I would have less chance of getting sick.

If I did not take the subway, I would have less risk of exploding too. Because right now, frankly, at the Perrache station, there’s a bomb alert almost every day (true or false, we do not know).

About the disease: it’s stupid to encourage people to go to work when they are sick (yes you have to go to work otherwise you earn €300 less) because encouraging someone to contaminate all employees.

So, I told the boss my way of thinking. I told him I might be resigning. He was pissed off because before me there were two dummies who put an incredible mess in the files. To keep me, he offered to register for the DEC internship.

In fact, I am on a permanent contract, but if I want to be a chartered accountant, I have to work for a professional during three years. It’s a kind of professional training. I think I will accept his proposal. Because if I start this internship, I have a chance to finish it. I do not see myself as a salaried accountant all my life. In case my blog does not allow me to live, I can open my own office and work at my pace anyway.

The disadvantage is that I will have to work in this firm for a very average salary for three years. Fortunately, I still have a small income supplement thanks to my blog. If I sign this paper and commit myself for three years, then I will have an interest in moving to the sixth (next to my new cabinet). Because currently, I have almost 45 minutes round trip.

The Teacher also working in the 6th district, it was discussed that we move together. But, frankly, she still pisses me off a bit too often. I know that all girls sometimes have their moods and that life can not be pink every day. But…

 

The moods of The Teacher

At a steady pace, she inflicts me her fits of nerves. On the other hand, she’s a super pretty girl. She’s very kind. She took care of me when I was sick. She is intelligent. She has humor. She even plays with me sometimes in my Youtube videos. There is a very strong intellectual connection between us. We get along really well. She pulls me up a little too, she encourages me to start the 3 years of internship to be a chartered accountant, she pushed me to register for a gym and accompanies me. So, for the moment, I’m hopeful that her behavior will improve… but otherwise, I’ll have to dump her.

In addition, I get bored a little in my life. So, I do not pickup anymore and I miss it. Sometimes in the street I see girls that I would like to approach, then the spark is extinguished. Sometimes I’m on Tinder a bit, but I’m not going to the end. Yet, some really excite me.

I have a job that is far from exciting. I get tired all week, and when the weekend comes, I do not do anything fun (well I fuck with my girlfriend but it’s been a long time that we did not make a threesome or went to a libertine club). It’s a little sad anyway, especially for me, who had a crazy sex life! The return to the reality of ordinary mortals is very difficult.

I miss the solo pick-up a bit too. I’m also wondering if I’ll be able to stay with a girl one day. My stories last a few months, sometimes a few years, and then I come back to where I started. Am I too demanding? Will this hunter’s instinct that drives me to want to fuck the whole city will one day close its mouth?

May the God of the Game be with me!

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Perfect woman: what is a perfect woman for you?

You may be surprised to find that being a perfect woman, in my opinion, do not depends solely on the physical appearance, far from it… It come into account of course, but don’t be hypocritical, I can not imagine Gerard Jugnot be considered as the perfect man neither.

The perfect woman ! Ah la la, big subject that we are about to tackle! But before you begin your reading, know that a few months ago, I published a humorous article on this topic. I had also developed a list of 20 crippling details in a girl. I invite you to go read these articles, because I find them very funny.

ideal wife article
Image : Les Bronzés 3

 

Does the perfect woman exist?

First of all, perfection does not exist! Take this idea off your head!

So, a perfect woman for everyone, it does not exist either… on the other hand, a woman who fits you perfectly, it may exist, yes.

But that does not mean that she would be universally perfect.

perfect woman

 

What criteria can be decreed that a woman is perfect for you?

She’s nice

It is the basis of everything to build serenely but you absolutely need a nice woman.

It is better a woman a little less beautiful than another but who is charitable.

With her, you can be yourself

Because we sometimes need to let go and you do not want to be totally castrated by your girlfriend (that would be a shame), you absolutely need a girl who allows you to be yourself.

For example, you can burp without she pisses you off or reframes you in the privacy. In public, it’s something else: it’s up to you not to make her uncomfortable anyway…

She is in love with you while having a life next door

She must be happy alone to be able to truly love you. Otherwise, what she likes is probably not being alone thanks to you and not really you.

Go, confess, a chick that would choke you, you would find it unhealthy, right ?

So, a good selection criterion is to see if she has friends, real ones. Does she also have passions? Does she need to always leave the TV on in the background to feel good ?

The tortured girls are boring, seriously, I advise you to flee if you fall on a girl with problems or an emotional pit (It’s better a girl at least a bit confident, a bit mature).

She does what she says and says what she does

A brave girl, open-minded, sensitive to questioning and fundamentally honest, it does not run the streets.

If you found one, bravo!

In truth, most people never do what they say. For example, there are many who dream of traveling or writing a book but who always postpone it. There is also the problem of those who never say what they do: people who stab in the back, we cannot trust them…

So if your girl fits this description, you probably do not have a perfect wife for you… unless you’re a first time fucker, but that’s all about you!

She is beautiful in nature

You like her naked and without makeup.

Because yeah, being pretty with a nice dress and a ton of makeup is easy. But naked and without makeup, that’s another story.

She feels good naturally

You love her sweat when you fuck her and she doesn’t strink!

She’s healthy !

You have the same lifestyle

She eats much like you, has the same opinion as you about sports, kids (she has a developed maternal instinct), religion etc. Your working hours must also be compatible.

Or she pulls you up: requires you to eat healthy, move your ass, make you want to become virtuous, etc.

She has tastes and opinions

She thinks for herself, she does not stupidly repeat the ideas heard on TV or that she takes from her parents.

She has convictions, knows how to justify them clearly and defends them. She is open to counter-argumentation. She is not bounded nor conditioned…

She pulls you up

A girl who can teach you things in certain domains, it’s priceless!

A girl of the same social level as you, even a slightly higher level, it would be the best!

She knows how to give without counting

In life, sometimes you have to give without counting. A girl who would spend her time counting points, it would be problematic.

Same thing with money, you would not want a sting, anyway?

She knows how to compromise

Because we do not know how to be perfectly in agreement all the time, each of you must be able to make concessions. Not only you!

She has a sense of honor

This woman has a sense of honor, an ethic, who is not ready for anything for money or for celebrity.

She is not superficial

A perfect woman must love you for you, not for your money, your title or anything.

A girl who would openly select you on the criterion “what do you do for a living? » should probably be avoided.

Unless you are completely stupid or superficial.

She is financially responsible

In the same logic, she must assume herself financially. We are no longer in the 60s.

She is feminine

She takes care of her and has a certain grace.

She is positive

Because life can be hard and you do not need to get sunk!

She likes to fuck

Especially on all fours… and blows you like a goddess! Sexually and otherwise, you never get bored.

Ideally, she is a feminist and has a good relationship to sex but is not feminazie with stupid ideas in mind !

She is faithful

Except possibly in swinger club.

 

And you, what do you think about a hypothetical perfect woman ?

couple with perfect woman

 

How to find a perfect woman on dating sites and apps?

Personally, I have some criteria on which I base myself to know if I will or not approach this or that girl on the sites and dating apps.

I develop these 10 details in this article.

See you soon and may the God of seduction be with you!

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How to make a cunnilingus? (Written by the king of pussy-licking)

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good cunnilingusI guess that I am not the first pretentious who wants to give advice on how to do a cunnilingus … but I am Cyprineman, sexpert famous for his gift: being the king of pussy-licking in Lyon and Aix-en-Provence.

 

Cunnilingus preliminaries

Cunnilingus is an act of domination

The cunnilingus is an act of domination because you control the pleasure of your partner. Hold her firmly if she moves her legs too much and you will feel even more than you have control!

Cunnilingus has long been considered humiliating for humans in some cultures, but today, it’s all over, equality between men and women forces, morals change!

I personally set the example by performing a sextape for my training Cyprine with my accomplice where I really show you what a good cunni is and gathering testimonials of many girls with whom I slept who testified that my cunnis had made them a hell of an effect !!!

 

Kiss her erogenous zones to warm her up

Know that there are never too many preliminaries. Excite her until she begs you to take her (verbally or not).

Start slowly. Lick her neck. Get closer. Put a hand on her pussy. Do not fool her or anything crazy: just touch her, caress her gently… and go forward.

Attack her back, her hips, her shoulders, the top of her pussy. Continue the stimulation. Create sexual tension. Make want to suck you. Until she can not handle more.

Do not comment what you are doing “ohlala what is happening to us I’m going to fuck you”: it could wake up the logical part of her brain and block her. We address the emotional part of the girl’s brain!

good cunnilingus

Go finally between her legs but do not rush on her pussy!

First lick the inside of her thighs, near her pussy.

Go down again and heat her legs, then her lips gently then gently spread the lips of her pussy. Kiss and lick her tits, her lower abdomen and her thighs before you get interested in her sex.

To begin: kiss her breasts, go down kissing her little belly, her belly button and then continue down to attack the point that interests us. This should not be too easy for her, the anticipation will raise her desire, just like in seduction.

At first, use your tongue to make the area wet. By putting a cushion under her buttocks, you give her an ideal position. Do not blow in the vagina, it’s very unpleasant. Explore the recesses of her vagina and lips with your tongue in “hard tongue” mode. Browse her sex in different ways, lick, penetrate, turn, lap, suck…

 

Different ways to make a cunni

In fact, some like to put their mouths like a duckface (it helps a little at first) and position it on her clit. Normally, you feel it under your tongue, this damn clitoris, like a little hard button…

It is very rare that I had to go blind but it happened because it is very discreet in some. That said, by following the different diagrams that I included in this article: you know in which zone it must be and it is enough to lick there (being always just on it is not always optimal).

I think licking is good but sucking is excellent too: suck it as she sucks your cock that would not be hard yet. And no, it does not make you a fag. For her to give you her rhythm, position your mouth on her clit and do not move, let her indicate the angle. Put your fingers in her vagina (in “hey come here” mode) and touch her body too while you suck/lick her.

Continue: pay attention to the non-verbal feedback she sends back to you to find out if she likes it. Continue what works! Place your fingers against her sex by making a V oriented with the bottom towards the buttocks and the top towards her belly: it is the zone to be treated during the cunnilingus (a mark).

help to lick a pussy

 

Make a good cunnilingus

Go easy at first. Take as much time as you want. But you need at least 10 minutes (or 30, depending on the girl), so find a comfortable position. Keep nails short, clean and filed.

Use a thin but hard tongue like a cat that drinks water. You do most of the work with the sharp 1 centimeter of your muscular tongue. From top to bottom? Circularly? It’s you who choose, you can alternate too. Meanwhile, your hands caress her.

Make longer preliminaries so that she relaxes more… do not force sex, give her desire rather. Be attentive to the indications she will give you in spite of herself…

Do not blow in her vagina. Especially not ! It’s dangerous !!! Watch out for that!

If you have a doubt about your performance, ask her for the pace and pressure when playing with her clitoris… there are some who are really sensitive and it can hurt or scare them especially when cold or approaching orgasm. Be careful with the teeth, just as she must be careful when she does a blowjob: respect.

 

Make a woman enjoy by cunnilingus

The girls do not always show their pleasure immediately as soon as you touch their sex. But after a while, their legs are shaking.

When she approaches orgasm, she may ask you to stop or shake your legs. At this point, place your hands in a ring around her thighs to prevent her from choking on you when she is going to cum. But continue! There are some who are afraid of orgasm because it is something very intense…

Have a finger in her during orgasm and you will feel her vagina contract. Stop as soon as she reaches orgasm because after that becomes very sensitive. I like to stop just when they orgasm and watch spasms! It seems they enjoy themselves after!

If she approaches orgasm, she can mean stop by tightening her legs. I do not advise you to obey: make her enjoy like never before. If she does not give it back to you, give it anyway, for the sake of giving (God will give it to you or she will thank you afterwards). Do cunnis because you have to show that you like your partner’s body. If the smell bothers you then breathe through your mouth but be careful put your nose so that you do not suffocate either.

 

What to do after cunnilingus?

Do not kiss her directly after cunnilingus… before, wipe at least on the sheets or against her legs. It’s politeness!

To make her a cunni is much easier than to penetrate her. But often when the tongue is inside, everything comes inside! So you know what to promise them instead of promising them a good dick!

Afterwards, to make herlose his head, it’s also good to finger her at the same time as you lick her. To find out where you are on the scale of orgasm, it’s a story of listening to your bodily reactions, breathing, etc. I often imagine myself opening a safe when I lick a girl! And I want to blow the lock!

 

All women are not fans of cunni

But a good cunni can still give pleasure to almost all women. You can either lick her as you would eat an ice cream or as a cat lapping water. If you have a tired tongue or jaw, do the fingering technique + caressing the clit with your thumb, the time to recover a little.

For smells, do not take your nose in her pussy, rather position yourself above. You can put your nose on her Pubis Mount and pull your tongue out. You can put a finger between your nose and the hole too: you do not have to stick to her vagina.

More tips on this in The awesome lover’s manual.

Attention if she is on her period, do not make me say what I did not say (you can stroke her clit but no fingers in it). If you have hair in your mouth, remove it discreetly… If she really has too much hair, remember that you do not have to lick either, it’s a choice. Give her the choice to kiss you or not directly after your cunni (wipe yourself quietly).

If she ejaculates (squirts) in your face during pussy-licking : it’s almost only water, for info it never happened to me that a girl has a really powerful jet that expels me so do not be afraid.

Be enduring and powerful: if you are bored, draw the alphabet on her sex. I advise you to put the condom during cunni, neither seen nor known, then you fuck her directly… she will be well wet.

 

Positions for cunnilingus:

The lick (positions):

positions cunnilingus

The Forbidden fruit :

Very good for oral sex, very intimate. But it takes a lot of trust and attraction between the partners because it leaves the woman exposed, vulnerable. She must be relaxed, your two hands on the top of her buttocks to keep her pussy open and lick her clit. Open it with your finger and the clit will point the tip of its nose out so that you can gently suck it. It is very good as first sexual position or to prepare an animal doggystyle.

See foreplay as sex: all that is sexual anyway so see that as part of the act.

Do not press the sex too much, do not skip the preliminaries, there is no time limit for that. The sex will be better after.

Keep the women stimulated throughout the foreplay and act.

 

The Viennese oyster:

Very intimate position for oral sex: she can masturbate or suck you while you lick her.

This is not a 69, she may as well turn her back and take your cock in her hand. She can sit up as well (but I did not find a picture like that sorry).

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Lick her pussy while she sleeps:

Queen’s awakening…

 

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It’s time for orgy !

It's time for orgy !

It’s time for orgy !

August 29th 2016,

« It’s time for orgy »! That’s what I screamed by leaving the tramway yesterday afternoon. It made laugh a pretty girl sit behind, rather cute, by the way. But I did not have time to approach her, I was late.

I went to La Prof’s because we had a date with a polonaise matched on Tinder. The girl has made resistance: fucking with a couple was her “dream” but she was too afraid to come and “meet” because our proposal was “too good to be real”. So I scolded her with the delicacy that characterizes me (luckily the barrier of the language helped so that she did not formalize herself… she was even a little submissive). She apologized for being such a “pain in the ass” and offered to come see us on her last day before returning to the country of super beautiful blondes.

She was really nice and pretty, this girl, a little plump maybe… but at 19, everything is still firm, so it was exciting. What is very exciting too was her accent and the fact that she mixes English and French. She was really open, we talked a lot about sex from the beginning. She told us that in Poland, her bisexuality is not tolerated at all: she can not assume it. However, the men there are not beautiful, according to her. Or, they are “boring”. In France, we are more beautiful… but no man she tested during her stay here or elsewhere made her “shake”, as she says. It was a fucking challenge for Cyprineman (like the one of last time who said not orgasming with strangers… but we had succeeded)!

We drank a glass of water but it is still very hot in Lyon, so we offered to take a shower with us. She was a little uncomfortable but played the game. She was soaped, rinsed and dried.

Then, we gave her a massage on the bed. It made her horny. After a while, The Teacher made me start to finger the Polish from behind, still lying on her stomach.

She climbed to the seventh heaven to the rhythm of my attacks, then we returned and licked/fingered her, in turn. When I was licking, the two girls were kissing each other. When it was my sweetheart who was driving, the Polish woman firmly held my cock in her hand and wanked her, between two sexual trances. She shook all over her body… and more than once. She came, came, came… but could not let go completely. So, we asked her to touch herself, to orgasm in front of us.

Then, the teacher started to suck me. Then, stretched my cock towards the polonaise, as if to propose to play with. The latter replied “I have never done because I always said that I would only suck boys who give me pleasure.” My teacher gave her a lesson to suck a cock… and it was very sensual. It was very nice too, since the student was diligent.

As a transition and thanks, I licked The Teacher up to orgasm while she was being caressed by the vodka drinker.

Finally, we made very nice positions. Like the polonaise lying on her back, The Teacher sitting in front of the head of the polak so that she can lick and me alternating between getting sucked by my girlfriend and penetrate the Polish in missionary position.

Then, we changed position: polak on all fours, licked and fingered The Teacher. Me, behind taking her doggy style. The beginnings were laborious because that I first went into her anus. She shouted “aaaah that’s a lot of pain.” I apologized, of course, explained to her that I had not done it on purpose. Then, I went in her pussy. But for my defense, I came there just as easily: she had a very dilated pussy. I could have last the day in this big pussy. I also had fun talking to girls as bitches, to turn me on, and it made us all laugh. For example, “So you’re fucking my wife, huh? Slut.
– Ahah sorry, I thought the husband was fucking me too… »

Then my darling lay on her back, leaning against the polonaise. I took my girl missionary with the pelvis a little raised, so as to hit the G-spot.

This is when I came. Then the polonaise told us she was very “lucky” because my girl is really hot. They kissed languidly and I took a picture to immortalize this moment (with their permission).

It will make Polish a nice memory of her last day in France. We talked a lot about it: she said that she works in her country (as a bookseller) for €600/60 hours. In France, she is paid the statutory minimum wage and felt very rich. She also told us that France was a very dangerous country, that she was afraid here. It’s still hard that life is safer in Poland…

Here, I write this FR coming back from my first day in my new office. For now, they are normal, but I’m waiting to see…

May the God of the Game be with you !

PS = When will I make a foursome with 3 girls ???

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How to make a good erotic massage to a woman?

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erotic massageWhy learning how to massage women or to give an erotic massage? The category “lesbian porn” is full of videos of erotic massages. Erotic massage is a practice that makes many women fantasize. I’m going to talk here about erotic massage for women: make it your specialty and you will drive a lot of girls crazy of you! If you are a couple, it seems ideal to spice up your antics…

 

Massage to sexualize

The massage as preliminary

You can not start a car in the middle of winter and go fast right away. You have to heat up the engine a bit… and prepare it for shifting gears. With women, it’s the same!

So, you can give her a massage to warm her up, they usually like massages and it can seem like an innocent proposition: it can deactivate a possible Last Minute Resistance (but in the collective unconscious, they implicitly accept the fuck in 90% of cases if they let a guy massage them).

 

A massage to relax

Make yourself comfortable, and relax: when you massage your partner or behave intimately with her, she will feel how you feel. We call it being in phase. It’s pure emotional contagion.

You can not make your partner comfortable or get her to relax unless you do it yourself. It is necessary to show the example: for this, you can take some great inspirations in your lower abdomen, to relax your body and your mind with each expiration.

It will balance and refocus you.

 

Prepare the atmosphere for the massage

Make the place where you plan to act, a pleasant place. It is also important, when doing a massage, to keep the girl literally “hot” .

Keep in mind that you will always be warmer than the person lying down, especially if you have an energetic massage. Cover the parts of the woman’s body that you are not working on with a blanket or towel.

It’s important for them to be warm and comfortable, so they can relax completely.

candaulist massage

 

Run an innocent massage in erotic massage

With no rough hands, start softly and sensually… do not press too hard unless she asks.

During the massage, you can:
– Tell her to put on her underwear and then unzip her top casually ;
– Make small circles in her hair with the tips of your fingers;
– Massage her thighs, go back to her sex casually and then back down her thighs. Massage her buttocks too;
– Lick the hollow of her neck, of her ear lobes;
– Innocently approach your sex of hers then move away casually while continuing your massage;
– Do not bite her nipples too much, but lick or caress instead;
– The hollow of her knees, elbows, ankles: all this is all too often forgotten during the foreplay;
– You can follow her column with your tongue during a massage. Guaranteed sensations!
– Stroke her sex through her underwear.

I regularly used the technique of massage to sleep with girls, like in this adventure with a physio or this one with a very pretty girl.

That’s why, as a seducer it is important to learn how to massage a woman, how to give a good massage to a woman…

 

Have you ever tried body-body massage?

This is when you use your entire body to massage hers (of course both half-naked). It’s very exciting and it can quickly slip so much sexual tension can escalate! That’s how to make a good massage to a woman!

You must understand that society is trying to make you feel guilty about loving sex, or even just thinking about it… but it is actually a life energy (and a vital energy).

Shame or guilt are not good things when you talk about sex… sex is always better with people who are comfortable with their sexuality. I prefer girls who are in peace with who they really are.

 

How to make a good erotic massage?

Positioning for an erotic massage

She and you have to relax… this is one of the most important steps. Work from the neck and go down. Get rid of the tension.

Sexual energy is not only in the vagina, it is everywhere.

Put her in the position that makes she lies on her back with her legs up.

Put some oil on your hand and rub his mount of Venus (the pubis) as if you washed it and enter it with your hands.

For oil, prefer aromatherapy bottled rather than baby oil or whatever… and most importantly, take natural oils!

Why putting a cousin under her buttocks and knees to make her feel more comfortable?

 

How to take good care of a woman during an erotic massage?

Attention, an erotic massage is not necessarily a tantric massage, nor a libertine massage but on the other hand it is always a naughty massage. (Nor even a Yoni massage.)

Start to finger her using the fingering techniques I already told you about.

Go as deep as possible. From top to bottom. The first movements should be soft then go for it stronger.

In all directions this time, not only from top to bottom. Do not go too hard if she is very sensitive, listen to her if she says “stop” or “more gently”. You can also make circles inside her vagina with your fingers.

Every girl is different so we have to see what each one enjoys. The routine is flexible. If the girl is not yet awake sexually, it may even seem too intense for her, for the first time.

It is sometimes necessary to accompany the woman to orgasm: tell her to let go, that she can make noise if she wants, etc.

 

Calibration for a good erotic massage

Look at her face to see what she’s doing best and do it more. By the way, do not forget to massage her breasts.

If, at the approach of orgasm, contact with your fingers “hurts” her, you will either have to make wider circles around the clitoris, or go with your tongue or penetrate with your sex.

She may be ejaculating, do not hesitate to go see this page for tips to make a woman ejaculate. How to make a girl squirt ?

When she is well relaxed and ready, her pussy will normally be full of blood.

She will thus feel more emotions sensations and not just in the area of ​​her rump.

 

 

Erotic massage suite

Once her vagina is elastic, tell her to turn face down (this massage position is not bad for the feeling of security and comfort it provides).

Put a cushion under her feet.

Start by massaging her upper back.

Then, intensive fingering and tell her to talk, to let go!

Move back and forth, up and down, in circles.

With your other hand, press down on the bottom of her belly, on the place called the “Mount of Venus”. It will put more pressure on her G-spot and increase her pleasure. Listen to her instructions. If she tells you to go faster or harder, do it.

If your partner tells you that she feels the urge to pee, answer that it’s normal and she can let go. In a few minutes, she should start to ejaculate. You may even see a small jet or a few drops of liquid come out or gush from her vagina at that time.

Anyway, this kind of warm up will make her feel much more intimate with the person with whom she is about to make love. This is what I call the whole body massage.

If you enjoy doing this to her, she will also appreciate you doing it to her. All this must seem natural.

If you are in a relationship, you can practice it regularly before sex, to be sure that your partner is relaxed.

 

Erotic massage as a profession

If you are Parisian and want a good erotic massage, I suggest you call my friend Vincent Body-Expert.

In Lyon and Aix-en-Provence, on the other hand, I do not know anyone who does erotic massage for women… but it must exist.

If this interests you, know that for the price, it takes about €300, but it is often cheaper for students.

Anyway, attention, I must precise that being erotic masseur is not prostitution, it’s just an erotic massage that aims to relax and allow to realize this fantasy common to many women! 😉

Concerning what can happen next, you must see how much the woman and the masseur are libertines. For the anecdote, Vincent told me the other day that sometimes husbands accompany their wives during the erotic massage and that it is a fabulous preliminary! There are even some who are candaulists (they practice candaulisme) and who are really turned on by it without jealousy (we can call it candaulist massages)…

erotic massage

 

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I fucked a girl during a fast

I fucked a girl during a fastI fucked a girl during a fast

August 20th 2016,

Since my last publication, I left this shitty job that was so annoying. And I had a promise of employment for August 29th !

It’s still in an accounting office but they look more “normal”. Whatever, now I am suspicious.

The fat boss of my last job has not spoken to me at all during my last 10 days there so it will be difficult to do worse. Seriously, I do not know what I did to him besides wanting to leave: I did not even tell him that he’s a big jerk but maybe I should have. And the evening of my departure, as I was leaving, he pretended to run to the photocopier to avoid saying goodbye, pitiful. He must have been afraid that I tell him his truths.

In any case, I’m not sorry to have left this losers. Especially the fattest, seriously, he plays “I’m a real guy” but does not even have the balls to assume that he ended a trial period. In short, fortunately for him the ridicule does not kill. The repressed gay, as for him, he had the hypocrisy to say “see you soon, maybe.”

The weekend after, we chatted a student in architecture on Tinder, with The Teacher.

The pickup was very easy, I let you judge for yourself:
– Want a little experience of triolism?
– I have nothing against! already tried, I like
– Cool. Wanna meet up today?
– Why not. Where do you live ?
– We are in Lyon, [we give her our address]
– OK
– You come ? It is cool at home and more;)
– What time ?
– We are on vacation so we can adapt! we can say afternoon 😉 or for the aperitif time;)
– Rather cocktail hour
– We say at 8pm?
– OK
– I am on my way
– Great we are waiting for you!
– Which floor ?
– 1st!

We had been fasting for 24 hours when she arrived (it was an eternity that I did not fast but it made me lose 1kg). She was a tall, green-eyed brunette who came without a difficulty. We offered her a glass of water and we talked around the table in my darling’s living room for a few minutes and then she got topless, from point to point. It made us laugh!

She told us that she is in an open-relationship with a guy who is thirty (she is 24) and it was her second trio experience. She had registered the day before on Tinder: she had fucked the night before with a guy and already had 3 couples proposals for orgies.

Then we went on the bed, and we fucked. There were a lot of things that were wrong: she licked my girlfriend very badly and stank perspiration. We even had to ask her to take a shower, I am not kidding!

In short, we finally fucked (I had no problem to fuck her her even if I had not eaten since the night before) then I put  heron the belly and fingering her point G : she was panicked “oh lala stop it makes me want to pee”! It’s normal, she was actually ejaculating and reaching the biggest orgasm of all her life. But no problem, she’s never going to be fucked well if she does not have the courage to go to the end! I give one chance, not ten (except to my darling)!

Well, it was not an amazing threesome even if the girl was very nice and not ugly. Nevertheless, these girls still had the guts to take the plunge, unlike many others may be prettier or who smelled better. And so, in my opinion, they deserved the realization of their fantasy.

But, however, it is up to us to learn to detect the bad shots beforehand in order not to make no mistake (no choice we’ll have to ask them for sexy photos and their sexual resume before).

We, we want either very hot ladies, or not too ugly but who know how to fuck.

On Tinder, the law of supply and demand makes that we are too demanding, that’s why we have been disappointed twice lately. In fact, we ended up with chicks then we said “oh well now they are here we will fuck them” and that’s the trap.

After this adventure, we did an afternoon of tree climbing with The Teacher’s sister. Then we went on vacation in the south, in Villefranche-sur-mer, in love. I was only allowed to three or four fits of nerves this summer, otherwise it went well.

In fact, I think I’ll soon come to accept that the chicks are all a little boring. Besides, mine makes up pretty well with her qualities: she is very nice and very cute. She is very open minded and makes me laugh. She fucks well and is in love with me. It’s far from negligible!

Especially that, most of the time, when I observe other girls around me, I see that most are less sexy and less beautiful! So, I’m happy with my case.

There’s still a big mishap that I have to tell you. The other day, we ate quietly and she grabbed my hand. “I do not feel well, honey.” Suddenly, she looked blank, her eyes half closed, her head fell backwards. I narrowly caught her and slapped her to make her look at me. But she was lost in nothingness. I was very scared, especially when her tongue went inside her throat and her glottis doubled in size.

I panicked, went to fetch her with my fingers deep in her throat to put her in a safe position and then I laid her feet up and called SOS MEDECIN. Two good minutes during which I was helpless. Then she became conscious again, but started shaking all over her body. Finally, she calmed down, shortly before the doctor arrived, as if by chance. The latter seemed very worried and called the UAS then we went to the emergency because her heart beat at 120 per minute at rest.

At the hospital, it took more than an hour for her to be taken care of. What emergencies! Then, I waited 7 hours in the waiting room. They made her a battery of exams like an electrocardiogram, repeated blood tests, etc. Finally, they concluded vagal discomfort.

Now, she is in shape. But we were very scared. Well, especially me because she did not have too much time for, poor thing. This episode will still have good: I could see how much I loved her!

That’s it, I still have a few days of vacation so I’m going to work on an ambitious project: mastering the injaculation, the fact of orgasming without ejaculating, to be a multi-orgasmic man. I ordered some documentation on the subject.

If we think about it, it would be justice: most women can come as much as they want. So why not us ? We are struggling to get to fuck them so they have more fun than us. It’s crazy ! Something is wrong in the equation… it’s time to get our hands back. A guy who masters his cock controls his life.

So, if you are looking for a reading to end the summer I remind you that I released in early August the ebook Evopsy & Seduction to understand all that is underlying in the relationship between men and women.

See you soon !

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How to turn a woman on : everything you need to know!

How to turn a woman onIn this article, I will reveal all you need to know to understand how to turn a woman on.

To sleep with a woman, especially if she does not like you more than that, she must be excited. But how to turn a woman on ?

This can be done through your physique, your attitude, your reputation, the context, the atmosphere, etc.

For example, in this field report, I managed to sleep with a girl without she likes me more than that, just thanks to the atmosphere of the party…

Yes, sometimes, it’s enough to be at the right time, in the right place, with a girl who wants to fuck!

Personally, I have already been “used” by girls who perfectly knew their body and I have loved it.

It is certainly not very romantic to say that for some “a cock is a cock” but it is always a pleasure to give orgasms.

 

How to turn a woman on : let’s play with sexual tension

It is necessary to emphasize the sexual tension between the woman and you

How to turn a woman on is a kind of badly asked question because, without doing anything special, there is a tension between a woman and you. It’s natural and automatic.

That means :
– that there is no need to do or say anything special;
– that most women are naturally attracted to you.

If you notice, just after you have asked a woman something, she will pause and look at you. She will want to know if you are sincere or if you are going to pretend that you are laughing while sketching an embarrassed smile.

She will also try to see how you handle the sexual tension during these few seconds. She wants to know if you are missing. If you are weak. Yes, your reaction will largely determine her answer.

In order to intensify the sexual tension, I recommend you learn to use the weapons that are your your look and your ability to touch. That’s how to turn a woman on!

If you are not familiar with the concept of sexual tension, I invite you to read this article that I dedicated to this concept.

How to turn a woman on

 

How not to kill the sexual tension between a woman and you

I think it’s more important to know what not to do to dispel tension than to understand how to create it.

What kills the tension is:
– talking too much;
– laughing out loud ;
– reacting excessively;
– fidgeting;
– betraying embarrassment with facial expressions, etc.

I consider those things to be sexual tension killers because most seduction strategies usually focus on what you need to say or do. But there is nothing special to say or do.

However, all your life, you have done things to reduce this tension. You have tried to make the people around you feel comfortable.

You do it with your friends, your colleagues and the women you like: when things become intense or ambiguous, you play the clown that makes everyone laugh.

Even when girls reject you, you are more concerned about their comfort than yours. You do not want to bother them. Ah, what a nice boy! This is bad because these actions are perceived as a sign of weakness, of supplication.

A woman will never be attracted to a guy who cannot endure MORE sexual tension than she does. That’s what you need to know to understand to turn a woman on!

Finally, it’s a little battle : who endure the most sexual tension:
– eye contact: who will look elsewhere first;
– presentations: who will withdraw his or her hand first;
– silence: who will speak first;
– resistance: who will try to dissipate the tension first…

Who will break everything and feel the need to talk about “what is happening” ?!

For a full and detailed lesson on sexual tension, read The (Inconvenient) Truth about Gender Relations.

 

To turn a woman on, you must forget the illusion of feminine purity

Women love cock

You must stop believing that women do not like sex.

They are not small, fragile things either.

Men like to keep this illusion of purity of female sexuality because they think that it will prevent them from being cuckolds.

Indeed, if the girls are not nasty, then they have no reason to cheat on them.

Serious mistake! Not “fucking” a woman savagely like a little bitch is actually one of the best ways to get her seeking her sexual satisfaction elsewhere…

Forget also the idea that a woman needs to be in love to have pleasure, it is also a legend perpetuated by badly fucked women and bad legs !

In short, the message that you must remember here is “women love sex but can not shout it on all roofs because of social pressure.” Knowing how to fuck well, and even better, how to have a reputation as a good fucker: that’s how to turn a woman on !

 

Women also have sexual fantasies

Now that you know that saying that women fuck to please us is highly hypocritical, you can hear that women have a rich sex life.

And that can be good for you! Allowing a woman to realize one of her fantasies is, for example, a way to turn her on to the highest degree.

Here are the top female fantasies:
– Making love in nature;
– With a stranger;
– Making love in a public place;
– With a celebrity;
– Making an orgy;
– With a woman ;
– Making a threesome with two men;
– A threesome with two women and a man;
– The fantasy of the uniform;
– Being the favorite of a harem;
– Making love in the workplace
– Being compelled by force (with her consent anyway);
– A quick shot without preliminary;
– In the elevator ;
– Being watched while while making love;
– In a car ;
– Swinging;
– Making love with someone you do not have to, or maybe in a place you should not (forbidden).

How to turn a woman on

 

How to excite a woman in bed?

How to excite a woman: the good attitude

Without seeming needy, show her that you desire her. This is about assuming your sexual desire. That’s how to turn a girl on in bed!

Do not forget to communicate that you are comfortable with your sexuality, sexualize, laugh and make her laugh, be teasing and especially avoid bragging.

Less is more: doing too much could well turn against you by dissipating a lot of sexual tension…

 

The right state of mind to turn a woman on

We all know that knowledge is power. When you do not know what makes women crazy, you do not have the sexual power needed to be the best lover you can be in absolute terms.

Women know that they are guided by their emotions, so they try to control them at best. But they do not want to control themselves all the time. They want you to dominate, tease and stimulate them mentally and physically. But they want to choose who will make them crazy.

You must learn the techniques and see what works best with your partner and in the right context.

So really, nothing is wrong in your body. What’s wrong with you is how you use your body because of a bad state of mind and false beliefs about your sexuality. My belief is “I can give orgasms to women whenever I want. ” And yours ?

 

The first sexual characteristic that excites women is AUTHORITY or DOMINANCE.

Women do not want another woman. If they were, they would be lesbians.

They want a man. You must be dominant in bed. You must show that you are taking things in hand. That does not mean you have to hit her like a sick person, or be physically aggressive with her. It is not the goal. You always want to treat women with respect, but in a dominant way. They want a man. You must be manly. You must be a sexually alpha male.

Show her that you are taking charge by leading the dance. “I’m going to do what I love and you’ll love it.” That’s how to turn a woman on!

It’s even more attractive for women, whether during sex or during a date, to be guided by the man.

That’s how things have worked since the time of the caves. Evolution has shown that men must be the strongest, the most dominant, and that women must follow the leadership of men. Being dominant is a state of mind and a way of behaving. So, without being misogynist, you have to show that you know how to take things in hand.

When you are in a state of authority, what will logically come to you is the dirty talk. Try saying things like, “baby, I love to fuck you,” or “I love fucking you like that. You’re mine. Do you like that? I’ll make you come until your cardio can not keep up.” And to just say piggy things, like “You like it when I fuck you, naughty girl.” A lot of stuff like that.

 

Start slowly with the dirty talk because when you have never done it before and you start, it can be a lot for her.

When I started out and did not know how to excite a woman yet, I thought I looked weird and just pervert by doing that… but in fact you can afford a lot of things in action. You would not call her “my little slut” in front of your children or when other people could hear you. So it’s a timing story, to be IN THE MOMENT.

The third part of authority is physical pain. I do not speak here of “pain” as some sado-masos do by whipping or pouring hot wax on it, but by “pain” I speak of some small stimulating spankings. For example, when you take her doggy style, give her a pat and see what it gives. You can grab her hands too, for example as a missionary, and hold tightly behind her head. But do not hurt her or insult her badly ever (the only ones who like that have problems, I think)!

Authority can also consist of: fucking stronger. Move faster, more powerfully and go deeper. A good way to show authority is by popping her clothes to show her how passionate you are (do not tear anything, eh).

It’s very dominant all that. Like pushing her slightly so that she falls on the bed. Then to climb on her…

Because, whether she knows it or not, she will be less attracted to you if she is always the one who decides everything, even if she thinks that you are just trying to be nice and romantic by leaving her the choice. I hope I answer your question better : how to turn a woman on ?

 

“Tell me you want my cock deep inside you!” This is called POSSESSION!

Possession can also be dangerous, so make sure that she does not turn out to be crazy outside the bedroom (for example if she asks you all the time you were with whom, in which case you will need to reframe her). But when you fuck her so much that she feels like your cock is part of her body and her pussy is yours, things become a TERRITORY story. It’s pretty good news but make sure you crop it if it becomes unhealthy for her. Same for you!

How to excite a woman in bed? You must learn to separate experience and real life.

Also, you must be able to – with dominance – start to caress her, and put her in a mood to fuck even when she had not planned to sleep with you. You must be able to get her excited enough to make it happen.

Doggy style is the best way to show that you are the boss of the interaction. Do not ask her if you can take her doggy style. Just guide her in position with your hands and go for it! Or tell her “turn around”!

 

The PRESENCE is to live the moment and not worrying about anything other than what is happening here and now.

It’s not just you who have to be totally present but she too. Because you do not want her to think about anything, but rather she feels. Women are creatures of emotions.

One of the signs that you are both in the moment is that there is no stress. Your muscles are not too tight, you do not think of things like, “Did I finish this file at the office? Or even “does she like that?” That’s one of the worst things, “does she like that?” If you ask yourself this kind of question during the act, then you are not in the present moment and in addition you are seeking for approval.

At first, it’s normal, you’re really going to ask yourself “does she like that?” But then, it’ll become obvious to you that she likes it, and you will not care if she likes it or not. It will be natural. You’ll know she loves to fuck with you.

And remember: the best way to not be too tense in life is to play on your breath. With this wonderful tool you will be able to last as much as you want in bed as well as staying hard.

 

Do not think too much about your cock or your performance. Nothing like, “Is my cock big enough? Am I hard enough? Did I last enough? Am I good in bed? “

As soon as you ask yourself these questions, “Am I hard enough? What happens often?” You soften. “Have I lasted enough? ” What is happening? You ejaculate or soften. “Am I good enough?” You put yourself in the validation position… what stresses you!

Sometimes she wants to feel wanted in a very loving way. Other times, she just wants to be a piece of meat. Women want to feel different emotions through sex.

Emotions also explain a lot of problems that guys face in bed. They will get married or take a new girlfriend, and in the beginning sex will be very good. And then it’s going to tire them. This is because, at the beginning, there is a lot of emotions between the man and the woman. They are madly in love or attracted. The bodies are new. Many things upset them at first. And then these emotions diminish with time and habit.

Did you know that teasing creates anticipation. Anticipation that in turn creates excitement… So, teasing = anticipation = excitement. Also use this tool. And the way to do it well to excite her is: kiss her passionately, blow in ears, until suddenly she clings to you, and then push her back. Play the “hard to get/push and pull”. Do what a woman does when you try to have her. Continue with the preliminaries, and then push her gently and provocatively… until she finally cannot handle more, and begs you to come inside her.

When you tell her things, be sure you really think them. Most guys have a hard time lying about their emotions. So, if you’re not with a girl you like, whether it’s sexually or otherwise, she’ll probably feel it and be mad at you.

 

Emotional variety is what really matters.

It consists in embodying different types of lovers so that things are constantly renewed and exciting. That’s how to turn a woman on !

Sometimes you will be the bad boy who fucks her like a bitch, and you really fuck her hard. In particular doggystyle. With a big spanking. You’re going to let you go completely, OK? Or you’re going to fuck her in a place and at a time when you do not have to, like at her parents or in a public place. It will cause new emotions in her.

Or you could tell her a story, a fantasy. Something worthy of a novel.

Other times, you can tell her how much you love her and how much you want to be with her. This type of very soft sex could allow you to be even more connected to each other… The trick to draw with these two examples is that the emotional variety engendered by the fact of being different types of lovers is very important.

Make different positions: it also helps because different positions generate different sensations. If you do different positions, telling her different things, you can have different interactions completely, and it will change the type of sex, because it will add emotional and physical variety.

But positions alone are not so different from each other. You only need to master 4 or 5 basic positions. You should be able to give them different emotions and have a variety of sexual experiences from these key positions. Which ones? It depends on your mood and your desires of the moment.

In missionary, you can make love to her. You can also fuck her. You can talk to her tenderly. Or use the dirty talk. There are so many different things you can do from the missionary: it can really change her feelings and the kind of orgasm she has.

 

Finally, another thing to add to the variety is the SPONTANEITY.

If you still fuck on Sunday night at 10pm, it’s not very spontaneous. You must fuck at different times. Sometimes in the middle of the day, if you can. Try to meet up somewhere in the middle of the day to fuck. Try different times to make love. Be spontaneous! You should never expect sex. If planned, there will not be enough emotional stimulation. Variety or surprise would be lacking. And in the long run it might seem to her monotonous, the sex with you.

So make sure the sex is as spontaneous, daring and surprising as possible. Yeah, you will often fuck in the evening before going to bed, and in the morning when you wake up, but try as much as you can not planning everything. Do it in the shower, or go for a little road trip and both fuck all along in all the motorway service areas.

You want sex with you to stay as spontaneous and exciting as possible (if you care about the girl of course). That’s how to turn a woman on !

The fantasies, as we have seen, are a great tool to add variety too, because it allows you to feel a lot of emotions, and it allows you to have fun at the same time, which is really good. It’s a good combination of emotions.

Once again, when you make her feel a lot of emotions, you give her a lot of orgasms. And she will tend to fall madly in love with you. And fantasies are a great way to give her lots of orgasms.

The main way to add variety is to change emotions. Change her feelings. It must stay fresh all this but be a different type of lover, be spontaneous and use the fantasies as a tool to spice up your sex life to never get bored (avoid the fucking routine).

Wow, I really developed how to excite a woman there !!!

How to turn a woman on

 

How to turn a woman on with messages or SMS?

Writing has always had an erotic dimension. Just see the number of women who love erotic texts.

I have personally made more than one hundred women want to come to my house to make love just because with my erotic texts on Adopteunmec.

I had made an article some time ago to explain how to write a good erotic text.

And my erotic texts are available in Secrets for seducing on the Internet !

I also did a full course to learn how to flirt by texts.

 

How to make the desire of a woman come up once at home?

You can watch an erotic movie (or even a porn) together.

Otherwise, why not proposing to give her a massage in underwear?

How to excite a woman? There is also the solution to make a game whose pledge is to remove a garment.

There are plenty of ways to bring sex into the equation! And sometimes there’s no need to do anything special.

 

Sexual techniques to turn a woman on in bed

It’s good to promise a woman some wonders sexually speaking… but the best is still to ensure for real at the time of the act, otherwise you may be a little ridiculous!

For more on developing sexual techniques, I invite you to read The awesome lover’s manual !

There is also the page “how to make a girl enjoy” that can help you!

You will learn all there is to know about fingering, cunnilingus, effective sexual positions to lead a woman to orgasm, etc.